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an it’s wett!
conga (damp) rats, anni!
Thx catena!
Conga rats anni – in onner ob de LOL, wet wombats due teh sinkronized swimmeng rooteen jest furr u.
Thx TTC! (Hoaw d’yoo get teh wombats 2 ware doez noez klipp fingiez?)
Beeeery keerfully. Butt dey luks wunnermuss in teh 1950′s bavving capps
Doan furgets claregurl… dey is tyed ykno! *dans-dans*
is troo, watur is ebil
concatshulashuns CG – deh wombats hope u injoing teh purrformence too !
Oh fank yoo TTC! *watches wombats syncronized swimmin ruteen* Wow, dey must rehearse alot!
Dey duing teh piramid furr u adn anni rite nao!
We haytz it, we duz.
Sneaky liddlol likwidzez. Wicked, tricksy, wet.
Yessss, mai preshusss. Nasssty ebil waddurzz.
Ohai dere, NCa. Yoo hassa all bedder, yash?
Ohai DK. Jes abowt. Ai iz goin’ bak tew wurkity awn Mundane. Jes hoap dey doan eggspekt mii tew pull my own weight, tho iz cawnsiderably less dan it yoosed tew bii.
No! No wate pulling yet, ‘K? Yoo tell tehm DK says so. Hope ur 100% bedder very sune.
Fankeez DK.
[copies, pastes, signs STN, emeows tew wurkity]
Iiiiimmm meltiiinnngg
O wat a whirrld, wat a whirrld!
arrghghgh i’ll getz u adn ur litlol gog tuu !
Hang onto the basket, Toto! We’re going to Oz!
Ai stik YU unner fawsitt, sea haow YU lyke itz!
et leest hel hadnt frozun ova…dat wudva hert!
dis be famus portugese watur dance!
Awww – ur ebilness iz highly eggzajuraytid, littlol kitteh! Aifink u iz jus a snorglol-bug unner dat (sumwut damp) BC exterior.
Less yooz Jack’s term ‘Midnite kitteh’ instedd uf BC 2 trie 2 stamp owt teh sooperstishun.
I hadda kittie named Midnight, she lived almost 21 years
Purrsanlee, ai gettin taired ub callin awl black kittehs “bazement cats” an “ebil”! deys naut! Deys lubblee feline beings!
Mai Isis sertinly wuz. Moast lubbing adn loyul kitteh. Ai missez hur.
Awww….nau ai habz anudder sad fuhr Isis……
Yesh!! Blackitties izunt ebil — oar at leest, thay izunt enny ebiller tahn uther kittehs.
An sum aer mutch niesur dan sum uvver kittehs!
I hads a nyse midnite kitteh– Wuld alwayz cuddlol up tu me, especially during teh thunderstorms, and was jus so sweet. But wun dae, she jus disapeared…later on i found owt dat sumone had stoled her
I miss mai liddlol midnite kitteh, Starry.
Awww….dat gibs me a sad!
Ai noo a midnite kitteh naymed Panther at Rocky Horse ranch, a berry nice kitteh dat laiked a pick-up…seems sumbudy walkked off wid him, too. May have taut he waznt carred fur cuz he jus wander round deh ranch bai deh staybulls, but dey luffed him!
Do u knoe ef deh theef gib ur littlol blak kitteh a gud howme, Claregurl?
Mai Audrey izza midnite kitteh – beriberi sweetz adn kwiut – hurz skwekz wenn hur hazza hongree butt(!!) awlmoats nebbernebber meowz. Lats nyt shih wuz wachen teh teevee wif mih, adn shih BOOPded mih awn mai noes wif hurr noes … twys! Taht wuz inbihtweans teh paddfycaeks adn teh hedbonks, uvkoars. Shih haz teh moats boofullestest grean eiies adn teh OOH! SHINEY! jettblak furz. Shi’z fiveteen yeeryeeryeerz owld – ai hoap shih’z arownd foarebber cuz ai LURVZ mai kitteh!!!
Mai shadow girl is teh same way. She chitters at birds and squirrels (but not crows), and she only meows when she is upset (like when we clip her nails). Since she is tiny, she has a veree tiny meow – so pathetic!
Mai frends midnite kitteh waz nise too – his nayme waz Yoda. He libed to beez 19. Ai alwayz lyked teh blakc kittehs too. Ai heerd sumewhere dat awl blakc kittehs hab meezer Siameezer in dem, cause dats where teh blakc color jene is frum…..troo?
ai herd tah too.
We had wun named “Kinte” wen ai wuz a pre-teen (wuz rite arownd wen “ROOTS” wuz on teh TV). Him wuz teh gorgeous grayte big panfer uv a kitteh. He leeved us wen teh next stray we brotted hoam had bebbehs. Ai iz shur he finded a gud hoam, tho — he wuz a bery niec kitteh, but kud certainlee tayk cayr uv himself if he hadta. Wun uv teh bebbehs wuz a MC dat we naymed “Manny.” He wuz a bery bery sweet kitteh. Nawt terriblee brite — but bery snuggly.
Kvn iz a midnite kitten awlso! hims onlee ebil at 4 am wen hii has a hongree an ai finks ai has a rite to be sleeping. Mai bad.
*scoops un MC in towlol and snuggles*
taht shud say *scoops up MK…*
Watta luk!!
>^;^<
Dis kitteh luks mad an angree. Bettur watch out for the pointy ends!! Hey ebryone, I hasn’t bin on for a long tyme. I hads a bad year. Ebryfing is beddur nao. I has a new babeh. She is ausumly white wif liddul pink piggie toes. Her sleeps on my hed at nite. Hey, cmj, your emails helped me thru a lot of stuff. Speshul thanx and gentel hedbonks to you.
Ohai, katsRme! nais tu sees yu heer!
O teh porositee!!1!
Holey moysinned mauser, Batman!
*gigglolz*
I’m guessing dis is nawt himz happeh-danse.
moar liek an un-happy-dans
Deh danz uf ai wanna get as fur frum me as possibull dans.
Pr00d
Kitteh been baptized!
Kitteh iz seethed aifinkso.
Iz wun soggee moggee!
[google google google]
Hey! Wuld ya uk at dat!
Anudder term foar cat.
Ai lernt sumfing todai.
Fanky annipuss! *schmoo*
Iz a berry commun werd fur a kitteh in TTI- yooshulee a nuffin in partikyooler breed wun!
Izza gud wurd. Ai lub lernin gnu fings. Speshully wurds.
Dats wun ob teh reezuns cheezland iz fulla awesum and win.
But, ai fink mehbee ai hab limited branial capacity.
Yooshually wen wun fing goez in, eet pushez sumfing else owt.
[czechs floar foar evicted infobit]
Aw iz nuffin. Jes teh number 42.
oh nose! 42 is important! is the answer!!!
*pushes 42 back into NC66s brayns*
….
*Mt McKinley fawls owt*
wut to do!! all the important answers fall out!!
*goes to bed to sleep on it…*
[sirchez arowd foar disposablol bit ob brain]
[rummage rummage rummage]
Ah ha! My catalog ob potty humor.
Ai gawt lawts of doez.
Too many sum mite say.
[skweezes wun owt] *plop* ahem
Here ai sit awl broken harted… Dat’ll dew.
Jams Mt. McKinley bak in.
Yoo mite fined it eezier to bild a neckstenshun to yore brayn ravva dan relie on extrooshun to solbe yore memri problums.
Hmmm…gud idea.
[reads instukshuns foar bilding brayn neckstenshun]
[knowlidje ob how tew yooz tools fawls owt]
Teh meaning ob lief, de unibers an ebbrifing.
Heer, yoos mai towlol to rapp de brayns in.
Oh fanky anemoneoneoneoneoneonelbenty!
[tries tew cover up]
Dis’ll wurk nicely.
[rapps hed in towlol]
[luks liek hii just gawt owta the shower]
[suddenly realizes hii ownlee haz teh wun towlol]
Hand me dat sign ober there wuld ya?
No, nawt teh liddlol wun leaning up against teh billboard.
Teh udder wun, yes THE billboard. Trust me.
nativeca66, ai hab a qweshchun. How iz yoo gonna cubber up wen yoo is orlreddi yoosin bofe hands to mayntayn yor modestee, such az it iz.
[scratchez hed]
[pees inna flannik]
Doan luk Ethel.
Soggee moggee….dat gud!!!! LOL!!!!
nativeca almozt rote a poemtryee
Tizz thyme foar mih tu sae goonitez, adn ai hoap awl mai cheezepeepses hazza lurvlolee weekweekweekie endz. It’z daytnyt foar teh huzzbunneh adn mih, adn wih izz awf tu mai sunn’z restarant foar dinnur … noe dishus tu wasch!
*Hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOOOOs tu wun adn awl*
*tuks a flowr behind Italiana’s eer*
Has a lubly nite, deer!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Rachelthegoddess an Angel-Wolfe an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, wite caeks wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, sooper-soaker water shooters, hunderd-dollar twols for drying off, kandee, an fansee brite-colurd sunglasses for playing waterfites in teh sunshine!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Kitteh iz praktising himz Haloloween luuk, I finkso!
Ai doan fink shii iz callin hur hyoomin uh witch tho.
a snitch? a litch?
Yup! A snitch. Hoo told yew?
Oh, tynee lilluh BC.
Want!
Ooops . . . trying again. O.o
Dere Eye yam! Sumfink wuzzin lidden me sez stuffs.
Nao iz okay!
Reminds me of the black “hench-cats” from the animated movie “Gay Purr-ee” … the money cat knows where the money tree grows!