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an defie teh alligayter
Itz a croc ob lize …
!!
Ohai nd conga ratz Anni
Thx PB!
Tahts a nyse floofy kitteh, Anni !!
!!
Hims luks liek heez wel fed
Him shore duz!
BTW, ‘I deny the allegation and defy the allegator’ iz a kwote frum sumware – can’t ‘membur ware frum tho!
Googoo sez it’z frum an indyted Chicago alderman but duznut naim him !!
Thx – Ai wuz 2 layzee 2 lukk it up! Wuz sumfin mai huzbing yoost 2 sai!
Itz a gud wun
!! * Isle hab tu rite it daon oar ai woan member it *
BTW, tehre’z onli crocodials in austrailya but tehre’z nuumeruz rivaz corld “Alligaitor” up norf !! * East Alligator River, etc *
Alunelulleeng Alligaturs tu you Anni!
Aow about sum tea an lemming short breads?
*prepayrs tablol wif bestest tea set and abun… eebond… lotsa bikkies*
Enjoy – there nuff foar awl!!
*grabs a cuppa tee adn sum short breds* fanks nenne!
*settlols down ontu a comfy chayr tu sipnomsipnomsipnom* its gud tu bisit cheezland fur a bit – ai has misst it lowts!
Sumwun sai shotbredz
??
!! Hao yu iz ??
Ohai Gizmo !! Teh docta iz IN
ohai, pb! ai be guuuud, fankees! RL has been teh BIZZY adn ai has misst cheezland adn awl mai cheezpeeps lawtsadnlawtsadnlawts *nods* butt (!) ai can has mai theesis defense negst toosday (teh elevenf) – eeeeep! adn-adn-adn ifn it awl goes well, ai reely will be a docta!
Ohai, Gizmo! Sending you lotsa good thots fur yr diss.defense, wo you r alert nd energized, eggsited but nawt nervus.
fankees, booklion! at teh moment ai be ekwal parts eggsited adn terryfied! butt (!) ai am reely lukin furward tu it tu. ai will be shur tu let yu no hoa ai get on! {{booklion}}
Teh terrorifed shows yu r taking it sereeiously enuff. But do sum calming deep breeving ebberydya before hands and get eggersize to keep in uunder control. Ize sure you will do grayte!
Is defense open to teh publik in Ingerland, or only yr dept?
aifinkso dat is bery gud advis, fankees! ai has akshually jst startid swimming, which is bery calming adn gud eggsersiz fur me. teh defens is jsut wif a chayrpurrrson, too eggsaminers adn me, sew it wil be a small groop. eeeep!
I knoze yu be brilliant! Happy swimmings!
ooh – here it’s public – in the old university hall! is even published inda noos paypurs!! and ennywun can go an listen!
scariest fing ebber – speshulleh if the departmint has dugg up sum sourpuss hoo donut agree wif the defendant!!
ais happeh ai stopped at my master… scaree enuff!
dat….iz…..horrifying! ai wud habs a nurvus braykdown! fank CC dat der will be ownlee free peeps in myn! *Gizmo goes owf tu hab a ly down adn recubber frm dat big scayr…*
oahai Straynjurr!!
)
and waltsing wombats on ur disputas! (thats wut they call it here
good to hab u round again!
hows Gizmo – the fourlegged wun doing?
Oh hai gizmo. i just waiting in line for da doctor to poussinboi.
Ohai 5Eags!! Hao ar u? Havin a nies Friedegg?
Oh hai ozcatmum {{{om}}}. It is going to be a busy one. But I go to an art show tommrow…..saturday and burger king.
ohai, 5 Eagles! ifn awl goes well, teh doctor will be ablol tu sea yu negst toosday…
*powns* ohai, nenne! its bery gud tu be bak in cheezland – ai had misst yur tee adn noms
butt (!) hur no can has teh FIV 
we had such a massif relif! we is noa wurkin wif our dr.tinycat tu mayk sure teh virus is manijd as best as possiblol, sew hur be on dental fuds adn kitteh mouf-wash !?! hur lyks dat lowts, butt (!) ai donut luks furward tu tryin tu bursh hur teefs…….!
we found owt dat mai Gizmo has teh calichi virus
{{{{{{Gizmo an Gizmo}}}}}} !!
ooh, that’s kinda good inna bad way…. Buster has the FHV-1 (feline herpes virus one) wich brakes out in his eye… there’s nuffing to do bout that, eggsept some fud suplement that he wont tuch
– having a kitteh with a chronic sikness is sumtiems challenging!
Gizmo is still a yungun – you mite be fine with getting hur used to the toofbrush! do they hab toonaflabored tooffpaste??
fankfully, awl free uf mai gurls lyk teh dental fuds, sew we noa jst feeds dem awl wif teh saym – its moar eggspensif dan teh owld fuds we yusd tu bye, butt (!) we get it in bulk frm a UK websyt sew its nawt sew bad. teh mowfwash apparentlee taysts sweet tu hur, wich she lublublubs, butt (!) teh toofpayst is chikin flavur adn hur no lyk dat at awl. we can has teh toonaflabor on order – hopefully hur will lyk dat moar! ifn nawt, teh dr.tinycat says teh fuds adn teh mowfwah be much bedder dan nuffing!
owr dr.tinycat awlsew sed we must get Giz’s teef scaled adn polishd ebery yeer adn dat we mite haf tu tayk hur bak teef owt in a couplol uf yeers as a preventatif meshur, wich gifs me a sad fur hur – ai no wants mai kitteh tu go fru dat
butt (!) we will du ebberyfing we can fur hur adn hur will haf a lowng adn happy lyf wif us, ohyesh, aihopeso!
(awlso, ai has a stoopy – wat dus disputas meen?)
o.O – chikkin or toona flabored toof payste… aim glad aim knot a kitteh…
Disputas is latin for defending mefinks! makes sense – doktorgradsdisputas – is norweelatin for defense of doctorat theesis
Teh theesis iz a feers creechur? Iz attaking?
*snerk*
Ohai Gizmo!!! Gud tu sea u!
ohai ocm! its lubberly tu sea yu tu! ai luf cheezland
(sowwy fur ownlee jst replying tu yur msg – ai ownlee jst seed it!)
Iz fyne!! RL sumtiems tu bizzy foar hain fun! *beetz RL wiv beeg stikk*
*jumps on RL wif hevy butes*
*adds a couplol uf kicks fur gud meshur*
as far as you know…
i nebber dun it ,k?
an iffn Ai did, nowun seed me…
nd staiz libbin ..
…oar can speek enny moar…
iz nawt a-mew-sed
Iz hiz poke her fais !!
an kitteh is taking the ally gashun purrr-sonallee!!
Hi duznut luuk lyk a ally cat tu mi .. alli-bi, maibi !!
Rumpole kitteh !!
Nero Wolfe kitteh!
Ai yoosta luv taht show!
Plush Siddnee Greenstreet
Skawwtish Foald Kitteh runz t3h
Cull doo Sakk Kittehz!
Cull doo Sakk Kittehz
fyndz lawtza feengz wenz Hewminz
nawtz payz attennshunn!!
Cull doo Sakk Kittehz
awllwayz habz gud alleebyez
ifz dayz ebburr kawtz!!!
Jack.
hee hee – an arsenal of alleebyesz is gud tu hab!
Luvs! yr abatart, Jack!
Siddnee Greenstreet Fold
Kitteh has shadee plan wif
Peter Lorre Kat.
Iz teh Maltese Maus
a Maguffin or reely
on sale? Bogart knows.
Phat cat banker kitteh werks for wall street borkerige
and dey borked it well an drooly this tiem…
Holy crap,this cat looks like my german teacher :O
CAT-egroically, I see wut yu did thar XD
Corporate fat cat denies any embezzling charges.
I like the new CanIhazCheeseBurger banner!
That cat looks like it should be stroking a small bald man and explaining “No mista boned I ‘spekt ya ta die.”
*Mr. HappyKat at da poker tablol*
Ai’m all in!
Jus liek a typical (insurt yor favorite politikul party here)!
Serf Wyzely.
ai is cyoot, fuzzee, an innoscent.
LOL, Total Fat Cat in Washington going on trial for embezzlement!
Goldhoomin-Sax kitteh dnyz ne ally-gayshunz ov rong-doin.
A shiftty deal!