
u can’t seez mee
srsly?
Must be waiting for home renovations to be complete. (Via LovelyListing)
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u can’t seez mee
srsly?
Must be waiting for home renovations to be complete. (Via LovelyListing)
Picture by: Ksawka Caption by: oak
coz Ai can’t see u!
Congratz on leeding deh braid, Anni!! Letz awl go tu deh tybooteek!! Dehy b habbing Junglol Windchimez tuday!!
Thx mai cween!
Congadrums, Annipuss! U leed teh lion. Hang awn – iz nawt a lion – izza jeraff!
Ai thort a jeraff wuz a wadder boddlol… onoes, dats a keraff!
ai is invisiblol!!
*notisses that inviblolitee cloak has slidd off…*
*Yoinks Nenne’s invisiblolitee cloak and disappears from in front of her eyes*
*BOOP!* What mysterious unseen force booped Nenne’s nose??
*spills out tee in sir prize*
ooh – sorree sir!
*looks around* wut was that???
*eets haf of HCRs caek in pondermunt*
*Gigglolz come out of nowhere. Then Q. pulls off cloak and sits wiv Nenne for a while*
Here’s your cloak back, N’puss
*snikr*
ooh – snikrs – wanna share??
*stuffs cloak in handbag – mumblolgrumblol – must get better welcrow for this…*
LOL
I can’t see teh tree eiffer!
Iz rite necks tew teh pink lolephant.
Wait, yew doan see dat eiffer?
*sniff sniff* Alrite, hoo put Baileys in my morning cawfee?
Ohai nc66! Cood ai pleez hab summa dat Baileys, hode teh cawfee?
kthxjustpoor
Ai wuld wuv tew oblijsh yew fikshunkitteh,
but ai doan gno ware ish came frum.
[Narrows eyes at Irish Halp desk down fred]
NC66 can ai assume by ur festibe hat dat u are feline beddar??
Yesh yesh. Mush beddur. Still nawt gunna be entering N-E ironman cawmpetishuns, but Dr. Tiny Cat sed ai culd go bak tew wurkity awn Mundane.
happi daze NC!
Oh yesh!!! No moar keep-jerms-owt maks!! Yay for NC66!
*twerl, dans dans, carotte*
Ooh a karet!!
NOM!
iz hiding!!
STN!
galoping giraffes to anni and Nenne! *rolls in tray wiff freshly brood cawfee and applol cayk* halp urselves!
*ah nom nom nom!*
Delicious cawfee and cayk, HCR. I may just have to have another mug of brew and a nibblol of that applol cayk.
MMmmmmmm…… Fankeez HCR!! *pourz a cuppa cawfee and takingz a piece uv cayke*
*Sits down next to teh cween for a sociable littlol cawfee hour*
Ohai hcr! Wut for you rolls inna tray?
*pffft, wh wh wh, blows awf kitteh furs*
Oooh, caek!!! Yummmm! Fanx!!
*nom nom nom*
haha this is at Animal Kingdom on Kilimanjaro safari XD
Oh hai, nokai!! am u noo?? welkum tu Cheezland, whair deh nomz am kalree free and deh sun shinez ebryy day!!!
Darn, beat me to it lol
crowching tiger, hidden giraffe??
Carpe jeraff? We’re gunna need uh bigger boat.
U needz halp unnerstanding deh biologeez, ifinso!!
Carpz am fish, Gyraffez am mammlolz.
Oh ai seize!
*ruminantpalm*
Whut – teh Afreekin Cween iznawt biggbiggbigg enuf foar yu? Ooh – Homefree Bogartz …
*swuunz*
O noes!!1! I cannot find teh giraffe!
*panics*
*25-watt lightblub over head*
Oh, of coarse.
*dials lcbPhone*
O hai, Irish Halp Desk? LCB here. We has a missing giraffe. Can u get out teh whirled atlas and read it to me? Whut, Irish Halp Desk? U doesn’t know how to read a atlas to me? O, rite. U has a point there, Irish Halp Desk. So how bout insted u read me “Around teh Whirled in Elebenty Days”? kthx*munchespopcorms*
U needz a GPS (Gyre~affe Pointing Service)?
*nods*
And I needs teh Irish Halp Desk to not only read me teh manual on how to operatify it but also to provide teh voice.
Are JPS has a ladee voys, adn we calling hur Hazel. Menny thymes hers poynts teh rong way, tehn we calling hur HazelNut!!
Supposably moar peeps is teh willing to take directions from a lady voice than a man voice.
They should has a Happycat voice that says “i can has cheezburger?” every time u pass a mCdonalds or burgerking or Wedny’s or Jackintehbox or…
irish GPS voyse: Shur adn it b a foine day tu b on deh giraffe hunt! Ifinso if ye goez tu deh left a wee bit adn then b taking a long stretch uv ur legz in deh direction uv deh neerest tree, u’ll b finding deh gyraffe u b looking for.
Ha! Ai wantz an Irish GPS voyse! And a jeraff! ..pouts…
My IRL GPS has a British male voice named Tim. Is like havening a phlonquais in teh car!
My GPS iz named Tom-Tom adn hii repeats everyfing twice.
Ai seem tew make uh lot ob U-turns.
2 rongs doan make uh rite, but 3 lefts do
Heh. Mines is a Tom-Tom. He’s Tim teh Tom-Tom Pom.
He usedta try to killify me. When turn onto my street he says “You have reached your destination” which normally means he is done and goes to take a smoke brake while I drive down teh street and park. But my street has houses on one side and a steepish hill down to a creek on teh other. When I is heading home teh creek is on teh right. So a few whiles after Tim says I am home, he would say abruptly “Turn right!” which if I did would land me in teh creek.
Silly Tim. He finally realized that if I drived into teh creek he would go wif me so he stopped.
GPSoo-wee-side, oh mai!
The udder day ai swear ai herd my GPS flip a coin wen ai stawped at uh 3-way intersekshun wif “teh hood” toward teh left, adn an outdoor Jonas Bros concert being held toward teh rite.
*pondering* Tim… Tim…. now whair haz I heard uv a british plonquaiz named Tim?? *shrugs* not important….
I KNOW! And I had my GPS long before I before I had a phlonquais here.
Ya, but datz onli cuz I haz troubl deterrin giraffez an reality anywayz.
Dis jeraff must be chaised bai a a Bugblatter Beast of Traal. He can nawt seez it, so it can nawt seez him! (Dey iz mindbawglinglee stoopid, Ai fink so.)
Jeraff not no wear towl iz?
I ar hidin bery good.
yes u am!!!
Weasel: Babboon? Iz dat yew? Ware R U?
Kwit monkeying arownd adn halp mii find teh jeraff.
Ohai – Eyeairish Halp Dessk? It’z mih in ‘Merica agen – kan yu pweese halp mih? Ai reeleereelee knead yu tu reed “Tawl Blondz: An Buk Abowt Jirafz” tu mih frum kubber tu kubber, rytawae, pweese … tehre’z tihs jiraf stareng atz mih, adn shih’s wareng tihs pawmm treez foar an hatz, adn ai doan wantz tu skarify hurr, adn ai has teh dredded fyleng tu du, soe ai noe kan reed foar maiselfv, adn eeven ifz ai didnawt has tu fyle, ai knead gnu glassis, adn ai jsut reeleereelee knead yu to …. HALP!!
*klunkz … fawlz daoun awn teh floar*
… umm … Eyeairish Hallp Dessk? Ai’v fawlen adn ai kant geddup … umm … hallp?
Imma tree imma tree imma tree …