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Anom!
Congrats, Italiana – u haz a solow. Yippee!
*smylolz shylolee*
Thx Anni – itz mai beri nawt-sekkund solow nawt-sekikund … ai haz shairded bihfoar, uvkoars … shaireng wif mai cheezepeepses is teh ufn.
Woot woot!!! Staying up foar the sillybrashuns!! *popz teh cawk awn a shampers bottlol oar elebenty*
Cheeze Italiana!
conga-rats and waltzing wombats Italiana!
*wheels out cart wif sordid pastrees & cawfee*
enjoi!
Din’t reeliez it wuz ur nawt sekund solow nawt sekund! Dat’s berry speshul. *duz a chare dans 2 sillibrayte*
Ofangyu, Anni! Mai deer Grampa kawlded taht “Fanny Dancing” – bikaws yu sittz awn yur fannee inz teh chayr adn dansdansdans! YAY – clappity-clappity foar chayr and fanny dansdansdanseng!
Best nawt sai taht in TTI – “fannee” meens sumfink diffrunt heer!
Purrrhaps “Tushy Tango?”
fangyu foar teh warneng – ai didnawt noe taht … lurn sumfin gnu ebbree dai!
Saym in Aus. Ai du a dubblol tayk almos ebry tiem ai heer it.
Eben wers tahn wen Aussies cawl an eraser a ‘rubber’, cos it rubz owt fings.
I lerned rubber meens teh fingy u make pencil marking go away wiff. I ownly lernded ‘bowt teh otter meening when I first saw teh moovie “outsourced”. In taht scene is a ‘merry can guy ‘xplayning that to Indian peeps.
OMCC I embedded a video! Oh teh eggsitement! Oh teh grate lcb who maded teh tutorilol! Oh teh Huge Manatee!
*swoons frum teh eggsitemunt*
*thunk*
*Playsis honeycakerabbit on de swoonin couch, cubbers her wif a floofeh blanky an leebs a glars ob lemming aid fur wen she waeks up*
Shhh ebbrybuddy, lett her sleep fur a littlol wiel. Sheel be karma wen shee waek sup.
Iz that GMTA in anuvver langwij??
Bai!
Congaz, Italiana!
Ai goe tu bed nao. Punkin thyme.
u rock italiana.. congaratz on solo nawt secund.
da rest ob us peepz will admire u frum 1 minutez behind.
ofangyu, OCM adn Noodle – ai duzzunt noe haow ai didded taht – butt(!!) izz teh ufn, adn maiks mih wantztu dansdansdans!
*hop’n'twrel, dip’n'glyde, spin’n'spin, ‘n kerplunk awn teh floar … adn jazzpawses*
Conga rat shoo layces, Italiana!
AMEN!
GMTA!
meow on high
Blessed be the Cheezburgers, for dey shall inherit da nom.
Lafftur iz teh besst medisinn
Anom, bruvver!
GMTA, LCB!
U knoes whut THAT means!
*dials lcbPhone*
O hai, Irish Halp Desk? LCB and Italiana here. Lissen, Irish Halp Desk, our gophers molars throb achily! Plz to get ur Big Book o’ Gopher Dentists and read it to us so we can halp them? kthxuronspeekerphone
Ohai, LCB adn Eyeairish Halp Dessk … ai jsut sawded tihs, soe yu wyl hastu startz awl obur wif “A” … plsthnx, adn aikudlissinawldae!
O noes!!1!
(heh, heh)
Holly yew ya!
Hally-lol-ya!
Wenn tehy pasz teh playt, ai hoap itz has teh gushifud awn itz!
Tewna oar Sammun wud be good, too. Ifinkso.
Praise teh lolz! Anom!
Ohai cheezpeeps! Qwik qweshtun fur you awl… Icanhasbeemz?
I be purrrposing mai dysertayshun tomorrow morning (1 howr after da 6am ICHCtyme lol – aka 10am EST). It will go well, aifinkso…butt (!) awl happeetayl thots an beems wood be much apree… upresheate…ahpreshe….um…..I wood lyk dem bery much
Fank you!
*I nao return you to yer reguloly skedyoold lol*
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That okay?
Gud lukk, Mitts.
Hoep awl goez well fur u, Mitts!
Happee thots adn akkademmiklol beembeembeems awn ohai foar yu! Ai yam shuur yu wyl du brillyentlollee!
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Ai hoap tihs ednz upz inz teh ryte plais tihs thyme … noe tellen, thow …
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ai’v got mi hi beemz on 2 lite up da road ahead 4 u. gud luk!
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Gud luk!
{{Mitts}}
*beems eggstra brayne power and gud luck to Mitts*
Ohai mitts. Sending beams nao.
*paks unyoosed eyeque poyntz inntu cookiez*
*putts smarts cookiez frew yuessbee porte intew da innertoobs*
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YAY foar dissertashun, Mitts! I’z shure u’z gonna do a grate job, but here is sum xtra beems aginst nervusness and the like! ==========> {{{Mitts}}}
Beenbeenbeen dere mahself — gud for yoo!!! Eggggggstrawwww acad… akade… smart beeeeeeeeeemz to yoo! If ai may bee sew noesy, what is yur topic?
Ahem… Menny ov u wil noe PrysmahKitteh. She bee nawt well. Ai be reedin awn teh FB taht she wil be bakk in teh innertoobs wen she iz reddy. {{{{{PK}}}}}
Oh, pore PK Hoep her iz sune well agane {{{{PK}}}}}}
Oh noes! Poor PK! {{{{{PK}}}}} I hope she bee bettur soon
Beems awn ohai foar PK’z recubbery. {{{PK}}}
pleese send all our hugs and beems to her awn FB! FangQ for the update, OCM.
Ai will du taht GC. She bee well lubbed in Cheezland and FB aifinkso.
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oh noooooooo
ai bin missin prysmakitteh an her adventurz in kitteh rescu.
ai wuz gonna ask PK 4 advic about mi jessicat. her iz berry, berri large. ai nose itz knot gud 4 her healf an welbean.
pleeze 2 letz PK ai misses her an her expert knowleg about da kittehz.
feel better PK {{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai OM – wuld u pleez tu bee sending PK mai beemz adn hugz? {{{{PK}}} Ai haz spended sume tyme in teh tea room adn she waz alwwais sew gud adn wunnermus in herz enkerahjing commints tu me.
Ohnoez!!!
*beems awn hie*
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Oh noes…. poor PK. sending lawts and lawts awf beems! ========> {{{PK}}}
Happee thots adn akkademmiklol beembeembeems awn ohai foar yu! Ai yam shuur yu wyl du brillyentlollee!
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Soe meowtsch foar addeng an kowmint inz teh lyne foar Mittz … razzafrazzin stoopy weerdpretzlol … grumblolsnoart …
Urlee Moarneengz Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwnz
amz t3h Absoloot Besstest
4 bizzee Kitteh!
Yawwwwwwwwwneeng Kitteh getz
2 showz awff Peenkee Tung.
Getz lawtza Rubbinz!!
Afturr Napz Yawwwwwwwwwnz amz
awllmost az wunndurrfull az
wawrm Windo Sill Napz!!!
Jack.
PS:
I habz a Blooneess!
Woohoo!! Hoapz it stikkz arowndz
4 a gud lawwwwwngz tyme!!!
Ohai Jack! AND u hav a profiel. AND u hav a kitteh cawld Max – sew du ai! Nice tu meet u! *extends floofy paw* Ai lubbs ur powetree.
Ai muss goe tu bed nao tho cos itz werk tumarrow an iz arfta minite heer.
Congrats awn blooniss-
Werd Press allowz oar diniez
Bai its own straynj roolz!
ohai Jack! annudder grate pome! butt know I wannto curl up onna warm Windo Sill!
yay for blooness
YAY! Clappity-clappity foar ohaikoo adn blooniss!!
YAY foar Jack’s blooness adn profyle, adn ai sent a frend rekwest *extends floofy paw ob frenship*
Ohai, TTC!
shaykz flooffee paw ubz frendship.
Haow U amz 2day?
Coaldz andz breezee heer
owtsydez DC. Afeenkso
stayz Insyde wayrz wawrm!
No Sunshyne ryte now.
Gud feeng Outdoarz Kitteh habz
lawtza Crunchee fud!!
Jack.
Oh dear, oh dear…while I appreciate the new header (especially lolrus) now when I go to the home page all I see are that and advertisements. Not even a glimpse of the lol or even the title now. Even the left side of the screen is all filled up with ads. Yes, I realize the ad revenue pays for the lols and all, but it is very overwhelming and disappointing.
Kvetch, kvetch, kvetch, I know.
I find that annoying as well. Has u tried firefox wiff adblocker (free add-on)? Works very well foar me!
I have thought about getting firefox but my ‘puter is a bit slow and cranky now so I’m not sure what adding another browser will do to it
ai fink da adz b berri ennoyin 2.
mi fix it iz to hab da bowzer page inna reduceded windo, an den slide da offendin partz off 2 da left or rite. den shrink da windo sew u c whatz u wantz 2 c.
fyrefox is akshully a bit faster than eggsploarter! unless ur hard drive is very full – there shuddn’t be a problem with having two browsers…
you should send an emayo to teh grate cheezes. Ai know they need the ad revanoo, but this is getting ridonkulous
wood yu liek an diztracshin? haz yu scene dis storee bowt da ninny in eydeho hoo klaims hur kitteh wuz trien tu killifiy hur?
htt p://www.komonews.com/news/92197009.html
et ar boff funnie an depressin sins dees ninnees sint pore kitteh tu teh pownd
iffin yu reeds da kommints (dere ar lawts ob dem…fings ar kinna kwiet roun heer) yu kin sea dat moast ebrywun finks shee ar enidiot
*sigh* hopefully the publicity will leed to a more understanding peep adoptifying teh kitteh.
Floofee Bayjj Kitteh
habz t3h massibb chesst Floof dat
needz swurrleeng feengurs!
Wen Kittehz yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn, dayz
strrrrrrrrrrrrretchez frum tip ubz dayr noze
2 endz ubz dary tayl!!
Poyntee Endz cumz owtz
4 awll 2 seez, butz Kitteh
reetrakkz dem kwikklee!!!
Jack.
The new ICHC format—DO NOT WANT!! What a horrible new format.
Admire teh amuzemint!
Extol teh entertaynmint!
Glorify teh gud humor!
Dat’s rite kitteh, beeleeb in teh laud!
*pownce* (carefullee)
Ohai NC – are u feeling better?
Ohai nennepus. Yesh fankQ. Ai iz feline mush beddur. Goin’ tew Dr. Tinycat today tew see iffn hii will releese mii tew go bak tew wurkity.
ai sees yu is nawt weerin teh sujimakol maks. dis is ay gud syne?
ai leiks teh propellolur.
I be sayin dat wen iz tiem to go hoam.
Until den, I strugglolin to stay awayk.
ZZzzzzz….
BOO!!!
U awaek?
haalenuyah! Moer cheezburger plz. fanksbai!
Can ai gets an “amen!”
And a tongue scraper…
Aymenz!
prayse cc an pass teh cheezburgurs!
lol very cute love this one
lolz XD