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*sets out itteh bittehs bowls of itteh bitteh toona and itteh bitteh playt of itteh bitteh schwimps*
Salsa schwimps and tango toona for ur taupe spot Anni!!
Thx Nenne!
U is making me an itteh bitteh bit hongree!
*grumblolgrumblolgrowl*
sry. I nawt angry. that wus mah stomach…
Ohai HCR, yu bin eetin a lyon?
nawt that I noe…
*wondurs what she did last nite*
Butt in that teenytiny rabbit stomach there wudn’t fit NEfing in there otter than an itteh bitteh tiny lyon, rite? rite? And there b none awf them arownd, rite? rite?
*luks at stomach wiffanaskance*
Nawt eben a itteh bitteh dandeh lyon?
Heers a pickshure fur yoo honeycakerabbit. Prehaps yoo can inbent a sallad fur nennepus’ ressippy buk to go wiff it.
ht tp://students.umf.maine.edu/arenaac/public.www/images/dandelion.jpg
Oh, a dandeh lyon i mite indeed has eeten!
Mah Moritz, he lubs them. Had to tayk him to teh vet yestuday so him cud get vaksinayted, and he DID NAWT WONT! His pointy ends, I gots them awl into my hands… Acupunkshure, rabbit style, let me show u it… Butt him forgived me when I brotet him sum dandeh lyon!
Fanksalot foar teh pikshure! Is teh pritty! I has nebbur akshoolee tried dandelion salad, butt mebbe it IS thyme to mayk wun…
yoo hasa bunnee! I hasa bunnee too! Her naym is Pepper an she luvs damdelions!
I readed yor blueness an has a sad dat yor bunnee lefted for da brij. I shares Pepper wif yoo. She has enuff rabbitude for TWELVE bunnees!
Ohai Nenne, ai’z bin bizzi tranzloltin sum ressipees fur yur, butt ai donut haz enny pikchoors – mebbee ai kan maykin teh fings adn fotografin tehm so yu kan haz fotos. Mite tayk a dai or too, tho
No hurry – u can has until may 10th! an pikshoors issa bonus
I’m finking of wut may entries shud be!
* Hans Nenne a ressipea faw snikerz nd vegemite sammich
*
Um, eww!
erm – fanks, I fink…
* “looses” the ressipea, going back to the compyooter*
8)
Kongratz anni, awl alown up tehre at teh tawp!
Thx mmm!
Ai fink ai will juss lai heer adn splort!
Hao lawng yu bin splorted ??
Oh nose! Hold on, mmm !!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in minerell worta
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of otters
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads mmm to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely hot choklit to sip. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. OK?
Fanks PB, too menny itteh bitteh kittehs at wonce! Haoz yur strai doin? Bai teh wai ai sawd teh foto, she’s berry kyoot!
O luk at tohse deer bebbeh otters on the duckee tayp…. s.p.l…
*kwikly luks at libbin rume redekoratin kayos*
o noes, neerly splorted again butt cort myseff juss in tiem!
Ohai mmm !! Glad yu liekt teh fotose in teh albem
!! Sheez happi agen afta ai stoll hur kitten !! Ai gabe hur lawts ob treets nd shi stawpt taiken tehm raond teh bakyard nd wailing fer teh missign kitten !!
Did u fynd a nies hoam foar teh bebbeh kitteh, PB?
Nawt bl;aym u foar splortin, MMM! Aifinkso ai will juss YOINK teh littlol cally ko at teh bakk.
nd isle YOINK teh wun awn teh left !! * Greight ideer OCM
*
*yoinks the orinje wun… and the tuxie wun…*
No – ai is not greedy – ai just can’t disside…
8)
Geddup! It’s time for breffix!
Splort alaert! Splort alert set at elebenty!!!?
>^;^<
is most danger mouse!!
lukkit dose pinkie nosis!! and de eers!! an de eyes!!!
*wraps self an ebreewun round in eggstra strengf kevlar gaffataep*
there – we shud be okodoki now!!
erm… hoostun – we mite have a problim here!
*Carefloly cuts aerhlols fur Nennepus to breefe.*
*Carefloly cuts earhlols fur Nennepus to heer.*
*Carefloly cuts mowfhlol fur Nennepus to eete an tork.*
*Scratchis de itch on Nennepus’ nowse fur her.*
Dat betta Nennepus?
o.O – thanks!!
wus touch an go dear, for a whyle!!!
*hops over too a korner an leens against the wall*
phew – theese littlol wuns are reelle feerclee kyoot!!
*Dragz ober de fayntin cowch an playsis behind(!)Nennepus*
Heer, yoo mite be kneadin dis. Aifinkso dat yor sircyoolayshun cud be afekted by orl de kevlar gaffatayp. If yor legz go numm jus forl bakwoods.
Eek !! Itz a hydra
!! * oar neer enuff 
*
Ohnoe poussinboi. Doan be tellin enny goggies dat dere is a near enuff hydrant. Yoo noes wot willol hairpin.
Eben a hydraynga wud bi a prollem
!!
Ohai cheezpeepz! Ai bak bi teh orifice an waht a wunnermuss pitcher tu see fust fing! Itteh bitteh splort komitteh …
Ohai Mollypuss! How abowt tihs littlol cyootipatooti?!
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aim waitinn on u2.♪ …. …. ? … … …. ……………….
It b a Motlolled Crue!!!
A gang with a bang!
*SPLORT*
*SPLORTSPLORTSPLORT*
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
o deer!!! Ambercat!!!! u b splorted awl ober deh plaic!!!
Whair iz dat CCC???
*Lukz rownd
*lukz skware
*lukz up
*lukz down
Oh, heer it b.
*dreag, drag, drag deh CCC over tu Ambercat
*rummij, rummij rummij.
*gitz owt wisk bruum and dust pan
*sweepingz awlla braynez intu a neet pile
*and skoopingz dem up in deh dust pan
*rinse deh braynz wif sum fresh spring water
*gently pak dem bak in deh hed
* adn rearrange deh braynium bonez bak intu plais.
*installz a fresh CHRG
Dis wun haz lubblee pixorz uv … um … uh … mebbee dese b cactus plantz? Hooz ben drawing deez fingz??
Hav a nice chokklit possum and a chokklit martoonee. Rest heer in deh Splortz Recubbery Ward till u feeling bedder. ‘k?
kwiker than me, u is it. Butt multi-splorting mite nawt mind a multi-resq…
I’m shur shii b thankful tu git deh multi rescuez….. it b a dangerous pixor!!!
*hcr hopsinwiffakwikness and teh portablol ccc*
Oh noes! Ambercat, hao mennee heds does u has to do such a multi-splort??? OMCC, I beddur start cleening up this mess…
*sweeps up Ambercat’s brayns*
*rinses them wiff Apfelschorle*
*mayks brayn-cell-jigsaw and puts it bak into teh hed*
*mayks hedbone jigsaw and fixes wiff lawts awf dukky tayp*
*applies gnu CHRG wiff li’l bunnehs awn it*
*leeds Ambercat to teh HSRW and raps her in a floofy cheezpeeps map blankee and gibs her a hawt chocklit and a chocklit possum and a boaring siuntific papurr that hcr’s s’posed to reed…* shud un-splort u in an instant… *sigh*
Nao rest a bit and b moar careful neggst thyme, k?
{{{Ambercat}}}
A Tuxie, a Tigger, 3 Kallies, a Blondee,
Maeks it too hard 2 git up awnna Mundae.
Fyve noziz uv peenk, an wun cullerd brikk,
oh, squee, it’s Toosdae, I’m cawlin in sik!
Humpdae itseff is wae badd enuff,
Hao kan I leev theez suite bawlsa flufff?
I kawl wurk awn Thoorsdae, sai “I’m awn vakayshun
Kant possublee theenk wif awl-week splortashun!”
Aisle injoi a lawng weekend wif mai furrbaibee frens
An bet awn nex mundae, it storts ovar aggin!
Applors !! On Corr !!
Yay!!
WIN – elebenty burghers for you!!
Applolsaws!! applolsawz!!
O noes . . . noes . . . ai kinnawt affordz tihs . . . iz 2 moosh . . .
*SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORTIMUS SPLORT!!*
O noes K3K1G is down! *sweeps up K3K1G’s brayns*
*rinses them wiff Apfelschorle*
*mayks brayn-cell-jigsaw and puts it bak into teh hed*
*mayks hedbone jigsaw and fixes wiff lawts awf dukky tayp*
*applies gnu CHRG wiff li’l bunnehs awn it*
*leeds Ambercat to teh HSRW and raps her in a floofy cheezpeeps map blankee and gibs her a hawt chocklit and a chocklit possum and a boaring siuntific papurr that hcr’s s’posed to reed…* shud un-splort u in an instant… *sigh* (wiv fanks tu Honeycakerabbit furr teh borrowed reskew!!!
Yu rests naow, k?
Hey! Wot am Ai doin, bak in teh splort recubbery ward? An wy’s K3K1G lyun on teh flor, rapped in dukkee tayp?!
O, teh huje cormfusion, teh horrorr… teh horrorr… …*sine apeers : “Plz bii a problem, wii has a patient”*
*snerk*
Bet Lungdoc yoinks taht, tu yuse a twerk!
Heehee!
Hoo, mii?? Yoink someboddi eltses joak?? Shirley yu jest!!
*Yoinks joak, tu yuse a twerk*
*Runsawai wifakwikness*
*snerk*
An stawp cawlin me Shirley!
Ai doan care wot yoo corl me, as lawng as its nawt late fur dinna.
OoOoOo ….. dotses . . . were iz ai . . . ? woo iz ai? . . . Ai finks ai rydez mah biek 2 Stourhead tudai, iz berry pritty dere … o noes, dat iz nawt mii, iz Ambercat … an ai is in teh Recubbry Ward wiv teh borring sighin tiffic papurr too lukking at . . . O o o o
i want one~ <3
Sikks Bebbeh Kittehz
waytz awn Prittee Wun’z Bed wiff
a lisst ubz deemandz!
Sikks Bebbeh Kittehz
wawntz Lubbinz and Rubbinz andz
lawtz ubz Attennshunn!!
Sikks Bebbeh Kittehz
feenkz itz tyme 4 Prittee Wun
2 maykz wiff sum Nomz!!!
Jack.
How did you get all the kittens to sit still long enough to take the picture and look the same way?
I took that picture. It took 40 minutes to get that picture! We had flashlights, clapped our hands, dangled toys….so hard! We used that picture to sell the kittens on craigslist. They were all gone in two days.
BABIES! <3
It’s a whole hockey team of Splort!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
D-R!!! yew reelly have to stop splorting on eerlier lols!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed D-R to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kittehs until yew feel better!!
Tank u, Gammacat. I ar saif!
Wubbish! Wovewy, yewwow time tow go owt
Wow…teh callico luks like a bebeh Jewel!! Awwwww
~_~ just pooped a rainbow!
SO CUTE! I wantz dem all. Must not splort…too much splorting in cheezeburger land….can’t stopp……:SPLORT:
Six Degrees of Squees.
Being adorable. You’re ALL doing it right.