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BEING ADORABLE You’re doing it right.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Akalorth via Poster Builder
Itz mah jawb!
Congrats, NS.
Conga rats NS ! Waltzing wombats furr teh intertaenment adn noms adn drinkees ob ur choise are urs foar teh axking!
Lets awl hed to teh TyeBooteek! Ai kud yooz an eyeglasses case wif kittehs onnit.
Ai just eeted lunch & ai iz still purtee full — so ai will let uvvers chooz teh noms. Ai kud go fur a margareetuh on teh rox wif extra salt, tho.
too cyoot!
aiz doin it rite
seven an countin 3:01′z
ai finkso teh rekkord is 18 …..anni knoes.
wowie
ai haz a impressed.
Dass rite – wuz a raes lol 2 walcum JCH4K bakk frum a bacayshun.
It cums nacherullee
dat tune’z got a nice ringo to it.
wanna copy of the scratchtower?
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or amway?
know fanks,
aiz a vegatarian.
no no, aiz ment a prespytarion.
no no, ai ment a rastifarean.
an no agin, ai ment a uniterian
u meen a pastafarian?
i no u r, butt whatz am ai?
Ima pedestrian
Me 2 – Ai haz been a cunfurmed pedestryun ebber sins Ai lernd 2 wawk.
gud ebenun, miz wyte
aiz heer tu tayk Kitten aot
bak at ten….promus
nestun fayl! stoopee wurdpress!
wuz supposud tu sae heer ‘ai wonse tole dem ai wuz eh drewudd.’
stiyl nawt showun en rite plais untyl et posts…
Ai tole dem Ai wus a theist – det din’t noe dat juss meens sumwun hoo bleebs in God!
bond, james bond!!
lebblol elebenty splort alurt! ebberywun taek caer!!!
wut? u nawt liek teh schwimps ai brot u?
Ai can haz moor pls?
/grai belbet kitteh iz awl drest up wif no plais tu goze.?Sumbuddee fink up inbitashunz wif a kwiknes. hoo can has a pratee rite naow wif awl da gud nomz?
Dr. Happicat celebrates the 1elebenty-ith lol.
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Yer invited to attend the unveig, unveel, I’ma gonna show it to ya.
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formal dress optional
luuk atz dat fayse! sew kyoot. maybe kitteh is reddy fur hemz nawt second date, aifinkso.
SQUEE!!!! **SPLORT**
Xzacticolee. Ai has a bad dey. Teh sekun-greyd brownes be atakin meh and meyk meh bat bak wurse. Dis just nullrflied dat ‘speerienz.
OMCC youz bin down a loongcat tyme. ai nebber did dis afore ai hopez ai doez it ryte!!
*gets ccc*
*sweepys up da brayns*
*rinzes wiff the meneral waders**
*putz brayns bak in hed bone*
*ducky tapez hed bone bak onz*
*putz CHRG (wdoi) on*
*leads claregurl to cowch and gibs hur choklit martoonie and coklit possum*
der did ai member ebryfing? u ok?
Oh no CG is doan!
Heer cumes teh CCC we ooh wee ooh
Skoopy skoopy CG brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifier
Playsez teh braynes intu teh brayne rinsifier
Rinsy rinsy wif teh sparkloling lemming minrel waddurs
Pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh braynium kabbity
Fittify teh boans bakc ontu teh kraynium
Rappity rappity rappity teh boans wif teh dukky taep wif Hello Kittie drarwings
Snapz awn a noo CHRG (wdoi*
Leeds CG tu Splort rekubbery ward
There, u sit awhyle adn reed dese classified ads from 1962.
Doan’t luk at teh cyootness till u feel beddur
Awww, wudda sweet litlol gennulman!
**beeg whyte kitteh runz frew teh room, low-rider-style an hieds unner teh bed**
* slydez a Fyrmanz YNG callundur, teh tekillya, adn teh red belbet caek unnur teh bed *
Fanks, WRr.
I haz had teh Anti-Midas day.
Eberyfing I touched haz turneded in2 cwap.
{{rhsb}}
ai hate dose daiz. plz tew b beddur noa youz in cheezland.
Fanks, TJsmommy.
I hoapso dat dis streek iz ovur, howsumebber, I feer iz nawt.
U kud cawl doze “Sadim” dayz (itz Midas bakwerdz).
Akshullee, we had a manajur atwerk whooz niknaym wuz “Sadim” cuz ebbreefing he tuched turned to cwap.
gud ebenun miz wyte
aiz heer tu tayk Kitten aot
bak bai ten….prahmus
Plz sir can I has Ur dotter’s paw in marriage?
GMT(awlmows)A
tripplol GMT(a)A!
teh eggspreshun on kittehs fayce! teh bowtie! teh eers!
SSSSSSQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ai wunners ware peeps git dose kewt lil kollurs?
aifinks da williboi wood luk kwite dashin inna bowtye
bai guise!!! sea yoose tumarah
ai finded ay cupplol playcis onlyne (mynd teh gaps):
ht tp://store.dapperdog.com/
ht tp://www.nipandbones.com/aria-buddy-pet-bowties.html
ht tp://www.craftisart.com/3584/custom-satin-dog-bow-ties-for-that-special-dog-or-cat
ht tp://www.darlingpetboutique.com/index-cPath-e-68_99-n-hats+%26+neckwear.html
finded wun moar:
ht tp://www.etsy.com/shop/miascloset?section_id=5145537
Awww, lookit! It’s Cheezburger’s grandson, all gussied up and ready to has some petit pain rond avec bifteck haché et fromage. Cheez would be proud of you, kiddo. Real potato chip off the old spud, you are.
*wipes tear*
*pours out a dollop of cream in honor of The Cheez.
yor right, iz the very imaje!
I melted befoar I cud splort.
*oozes away…*
*Mops up melted kafleen*
*Putz melted kafleen in fridge*
I’ll be back to checkon u in a few……
Next prezentur at A-cat-amee awardz. (adn teh nawsekkund iz…)
My naem iz Mr. HappyKat and ai be your waitor todai. Whut kan ai getz you? Cheezburger? Excellent choice.
mai ai sees teh wyne lyst?
Lovely cat: what kind is it?
“I think not, baby puppy…”
A top hat and a monockle to make et look classy
Anyhow.. Dat kitteh melted my heart x10 times >_<
wow itz U? . .. . . . . . .. . …