
How come yu git a box, tu dollz, a basket and a crate for yur burthday? Cause I don’t make teh hoomins drag me around teh block in teh rain
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Iz ur owen fawt
dats sew tru..
congaratz annipuss! u r da speed queen!
Thx noodle – u wuz cloes bihynd!
ai thot u sayd wuz goggies “fart”. Guess it cud be…
dat goez wivowt sayin!
Juss dont lite enni matshis.
cuz aiz top dog inna dis house.
Sownds reezinublol.
An ai is a carming in flew intce in deyr lievs. Dis is a shwo ob grattitood.
cuz kitteh’s rool and goggie’s droool.
Kan ai plai wif wun uv ur dollies?
pffft! pfffft! mrrrrrrooowwwr!
Ai shud taik taht az a noe, then?
Yoo is too ole fur dolleez.
An yoo willol maek dem soggie Goggie.
Yesh, teknuckawlly kitteh shuld share……………nawww.
selfish kitteh – dis term issa nocksea moron.
AnemoneOne,
Ai tinkx u meen naut a nocksea moron, but a re dunnasea.
Naww. Kittehs can nawt pawseablolea be slefish, dey are kind an konsiderayt beans. Kittehs are simploleh …. kittehs.
Selfish kitteh – diss infack issa aunty nym.
noxie moron or ree dun dansee… kittehs just IZ.
an kitteh also gets a toy just because!
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(ai brot home a catnip furree toi yesterdai
See, Goggie? Et awl evens out!
an ai purr adn snorglol adn u grrrr adn gorglol.
Teh corgis awr teh cyoot! Wif dere short leggies, adn long noses… adn poynty eers!
But, den agin, ai lubs moast awl goggies…
Deh are aren’t deh? Adn deh hab berry fundy persahnalities. Corgi runswifakwikness in circlols in teh moaning wen we get up, adn we cawl it teh “corgi-butt 500″ Nascorg”.
*snerk*
maybe u shood stop poopin on da florez.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Phillipe-d-beaker an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, shiny party geek beenie hats (wif proprellers on top)©®™, an sumfing kind ob different: Boxes!! big boxes, big enuff to make into castles an pi rat ships an sinetificlol labortories!! wif sharp-but-safe cutters for cutting windows an doors an fings, an paints for painting an decorayting, an smaller boxes for furnishings!! along wif knite an ladee costyooms, pi rat costyooms, an famuss sine tist costyooms!! an a speshul bonus, Li’l Genyus Kemistry Sets wif all kinds ob bottols an toobs an powders an fings! plz to carefully reeding instrucshuns before uzing, kthxnoexplosionsplz
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai Fleep! Lawng mai ur test choob bubblol!
Hoppy birfdai, Phil-leep!!
Happitayl Burfday, Fleep!
*taeks a small surving uv yellow caek wif crunchy brown sugar topping*
A bery merry unburfday to ebbreewun NAWT sillybraytin a burfday today!
♫♪Aaaaaa VERY merrie unburfday! Tew me? Tew yew! A VERY merrie unburfday! Fur me? Fur YEW!♪♫
Ai iz in teh singy mood tewdai!
fanks, burfday fairee. takes peece of yello caek wif brown suger toppin – mah favurit. Yum, Yum!
wut?? It’s Phillipe’s bday??
HAPPY BIRFDAY PHILLIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er, I has a message from a tall blonde in wite here… she says, and I quote: “Tell Phillipe that I’ll have his present at the pre-arranged meeting spot. And tell him to make sure to come alone….. “
Thare may be a shorter blonde wearing teh bloo ov mysteree lurking in teh shadoos, wif a shaker ov martoonis and teh keys to teh Aston-Martin.
Hippo burdseye Fleep!!
*brings in a beeker wif bubbly green liquid*
Heers sum funneh shampayn for u! wont hurt u a bit – as far as
Iyou know…8)
Boxes and kemistree sets are teh bestest gifts ov all, burfday fairy!!!!
YU is teh geenyus!
Habby Burfdai PdB !!!!11!!!!
Wao !! Luuuk at awl yor prezzints !! Yewl bi bizzy awl yeer
!!
* PB opinz a kemystery set nd maiks a stink bomm
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Thx Burfday Fairy !! Yoo ar a grate partee hoast
!!
Happy Birthday, Fleep!
*puts on famuss sine tist costyoom and PGBH(wpoi)*
*takes a piece of both kinds of cake to nom*
Hm, maybe I do “Large Hadron Collider Rap” in honor of Fleep’s birthday. Or maybe MC Hawking’s “The Big Bizang.”
*Pd’B peels open one eye*
hmmf. wut? it’z morning alreddy?
an otter day older? an otter year older?
… it wuz a good birfday, and neither I nor the space-time continuum seem to be borked too badly, so all is good…
big thankyou thankyou thankyou for all these birfday wishes … now, what did i do with the keys to the aston-martin??/
♫♪Ai jes stand still, lukk prittie…♪♫
Strypee Floof Kitteh
getz lawtza kewl gifftz cuz hurz
habz jennruss Hewminz!
Strypee Floof Kitteh
habz Prittee Baskkitt 2 traydz
4 Lolrus Buckitt!!
Strypee Floof Kitteh
willz nawtz surrenndurr Coazee
Bawkz 4 enneefeengz!!!
Jack.
*clappy clappy*
Ai lurvs yewr Hie Kus, Jack! Yew iz teh gud poit!
lukky yoo!
lukky u 2 !!
ai jus gotted mi dr tinycat tshirt.
ai’ll where it awl da tyme.
yu’ll warsh it sumtymes, rite? O_o Oh, wate. If uz wares it awl teh tyme, den u showurs wif it tew, ai gess.
is cuz dey leik mi bettur den yu, SNT!
…. .. . . in tha minn taim . ..in da box. .. . . . . . …..