
OH HI i come from internet
dis is wut started da problems
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OH HI i come from internet
dis is wut started da problems
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Tihs iz mai lidderbawks
Yay! OcM an anni fer teh ty!
WP keepz nomming mai werds. $#!
Thx BF an PB – wil sai it awl at wuns in cais tihs wun goze lkissing two!!
* PB bringz in teh drinc trolly nd a plait ob ANZAC biskitz leftober frum yezterdai !! *
* Startz pawring tees n cawfeez !! *
Congratz OCM n Annipuss
!!
nead ennee halp?
Whuuz taiken mai cuukiez ??
Om nom nom…
Hee, hee !!
Wuzn’t me! U shore u din’t eet dem urselb wen u wuzn’t lukkin?
No !! Maibee teh mowse eetid tehm ??
Meybe de WP haz had itz cookees deleetid, dass whi it keeps eetin de corn ments.
tehy, um, gawt deeleetud … yupz, taht’z itz – tehy gawt deeleetud …
*luks inoscent*
*wyps kookee krumz awf whizzkurz*
Yesh pleez!! Traynz, traynz, traynz…….
Akshurlee ai finnk ai hav it sortid. Mite emayo u inna minnit.
Iz frum teh innernet an Iz heer tew halp u
az long az ‘halpin’ u inbolbes snoozin in teh sunnyshyne an nommin ur cheezburgs taht iz….
Free sir bus arfta owerz.
I brings teh beeutiful and teh kyute.
More bites tahn a floppie disk !!
Moar floppee tahn a floppee disk two!
gnarf… nao aiz finkin awf gettin a kitteh adn naem her floppehbiet… or mebbeh bietehflop? hmmm…
Get a shawt hare nd naim hur Mycrosawft ??
hehe… gud wun ^^
Dere wuz a chip in heer…but ai eeted it!
burgers fur you, bf!
Ai iz WhirledWideWunda@catinthebox
Cat-5 Cablol inclooded
LOL
Yore RAMZ nede upgrayding, afinkso!
So EWE sai !! * Iznut 512 megamemoreez enuf ennimoar
?? *
Kitteh haz such fyne memoreez…needs no mawr
Soe DATS hooz nommin awl mah inturwebz!
oooh, lookit the plush fur. lookit the attentive wiskers. oooh …
…
…
“enter the amount from line elebenty-one into form 1040, and then subtract the larger of the two numbers from the square root of your license plate …”
…
whew. that wuz a close wun.
Good self-save there, Fleep.
ooo, Fleep, here, haz a martoonie whiles yu luks deeply into teh eyes ov teh kitteh.
*puts hand on teh handsome sinetist and sekret agent d’Beaker’s briefcase, full ov potent informashun, ready to grab as soon as teh splort occurs*
*nomz popcorm and watchez frum deh balconey*
De C in C:drive stanz fur Cat.
adn teh D:dribe … ??
Dribblin dribe [fur de yoos ob goggies onli]
@@@@@!
Im in ur CPU steelin ur hard drive
You has cat-ass-trophic disk failure
*Hed-crash intu desk*
Wunse yu masters Teh Matrix, yu can go enter and leeve froo enny compyooter (upgrade frum phone line)
Wot iz Teh Matriks ??
Whut wadder is to fish…
And when you masters it, you get issued cool leather coats and shades.
But we see here, if yu become a master of masters, yu gets to be a kitteh!
There is noe spoon
Matriks or Mattriss? Ai faburs de latta.
nd ai purfurz a lartay
!! * oar flat wite az wi corl tehm *
It makes noms. So yu enter the compyooter and eats teh chips.
No one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to nom it for yourself.
Btu it taeks furrevar tew tranzfurr if teh puter iz ekwipt wif dyle-upp.
Ai had teh dile-upp wunc nd aight owerz purr munf !! * Woz enuff tehn *
Internet… is that just past Pluto??
Nawt a Goofy ideer, yu kno !!
Hey, hey, wot’s dis Mickey Mouse stuff going on here?
aifawtso itz wuzz liddlol bitt Mickey Mowss maiselv … ai’m jsut sayin’ …
*misses Petunia all uv a sudden….*
*me, too*
speekin uv missin peeps…ware iz hour frend Janet? travelin agin?
She had deh planz fur a trip tu TTI, but deh volcano rearrangifyinged hur planz and I nowt shur wen she b leeving…..
She b leeving Toosdai – wenebber taht iz fer her. Iz Awlmos taht fer meh nao.
Her iz berry bizzy wiv getting ebryfing reddy foar wen she b gon an awlso pakking.
Otay, fankees fer teh info! Taht bolkano bee messin up lawts uf peeps, mai frend spent munfs plannin a trip tew Urope, spent howers las Fursdai at Logan hayreport (Boston) onlee tew haz hiz flyte kancelled. It wuz reskejuled fer Friedegg ebenin but taht ment hee wud nawt konnekt wif hiz tour sew hee hadda kancel
Oar jus tew teh rong sied uv teh kowch, soes yoo kant online dere oar in ur bedd.
“In New York City’s war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their sto– [Your internet connection has slowed, despite registering as having a strength of three bars. Please read a book for the next five to seven minutes while we buffer your 42-minute TV show.]“
I thot a cat would speed up the computer?
>^;^<
Ai has gibben ur hard disk a cat skan and no viruses are found…
deer were sum pikshoors of the goggie – ai deleeted dose…
Dog gone it !!
Arfta a lab test ai hoepso!
Nyu modlol ob ‘pyuter ..
.. Wil land uprite if yu pik it up n drawp it !!
oh yesh – and will survive 8 fatal disk failures!! and purrs when it’s happeh!
Betta monitor tihs !!
Mebbeh dats wut mah wun kitteh iz trein tew doo wen she sitz wif her butt rite up agenst teh exhoss fan awn mai puter. An heer ai fot shee jus wnated a warrm butt!
I am here to confooze u
deh u haz suck seeded.
Aye haerd der wuz kookeyz n hrz, whre dey is?
@@@@@
Ai gotz kno kookeys, butt (!) ai gotz sum burgers!!
This is knot the internet ur lukking foar – moobe along!!
Lawtz ob mobee kwotz in dis fred. Maytricks, Starry Warz, …
best one in a long time
Lolcats. dawnlode urs todai FREE!
*keshet luuks en hur compyootur tu c iffen der issa lolcat ensyde*
*jeanniemouse terns her laptoppy upsyde down an shakes-shakes-shakes it. dislodjes dust bunnies. No lolcat
*
Bob??
stop downloading cats from ze internet