
KRAKEN Not as big as you were expecting…
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KRAKEN Not as big as you were expecting…
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stil woke mi
*In onner ob teh Lunnon marry fon, Ambercat runs parst, in slo-mo. Feem tyoon form Charyuts ob Fyre can be herd in teh bakgrownd*
Woot woot to PB!
Yoo doin de marahton, or de marz bar?
*snikrs*
Ai disiedid nawt 2 entur dis yeer – oar enny uvver, cum 2 dat! Ai can juss abowt manij 2 myles wawkin deze daiz!
Teh poynt ob teh marafon iz taht teh nawt-sekkund wun killifyed teh nawt-sekkund runnar !! Taht maiks mai desicshon eezee
!!
ai nao finks ob “run fatboi run” whenebber ennewun sez marry thon.
Ohai nd thx Ambercat nd tu yuu nd Anni
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* Obcors, yeztadai Nenne n Ai thott wi wer teh leed until twu owerz laita !! Sew, weal hab tu wayt n sea
* PB luuks awn teh innernet fur the bridez tu run parst; awl him can sea iz peeplol in shawts !! Teh weddign drezes mus bi slowign tehm *
Teh TB ownlee showz teh srs runnerz till dey haz finisht – den dey sho teh fun wunz.
Iz prolly teh hi-heelz taht sloz teh marry fon daon !!
an tryin to keep awl teh brydsmaeds togevver..
Dansin doggies tu awl fur de brayde! Ai has cawffee an sammiches fur ebreewun.
Mm.. sammiches! Iz tehy toona? Oar owt ob respekt ob teh beeg skerry Kraykin, shud wi nawt eet feeshies tudae?
Thx drgnfly
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Grabs a sammich an trots awf 2 teh shop to bye sumfing fur lunch! Bai fur naow.
Tat tar fur nao !!
Berry fritnin….
…Ai doan’t finkso!
Ai seam tu recoyl taht yu nebber “see” tehm in teh buuk !! Wuz ai rawng ??
Um… Ai can’t ‘membur! I redd it wenn teh papur-bakk caem owt an dat wuz a lawng tiem ago!
Nawt so mytee nao, huh?!
Az slymee az espectid tho!
Ooo ai is so skarreded yu kewt littlol kraken yu
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Ohai, Octopusseh, is dat yoo?
A relatib ob yores?
Yuss, mai nawt sekkund cussin, free tiem remoobed.
Teh wun taht caim tu yor partee nd had himz armz awn ebbreewun ??
It wozznt himz armz dat woz de problem, akshully.
*trize tu figyer dat owt* Nawt sekkund cussin, free tiem remoobed wuld maek hym yore . . . *cownts awn fyngurs muhmblyng* *faynts frum ecksershun*
*drags faynting conch owt and plaices under Lali*
*waves smelly salts unda de nose*
Yoo okay nao?
Aifindso dat mee an Octopusse we habs de saem grate grumpa.
Sew yor dad wuz wun ob hiz squidz …
Yuss, de s cuttle butt(!) was dat his daddi woz a reel shark, but wenebber ai asks my fambly de juss clams up.
Tripplol LOL tu yuu
AnemoneOne !!!
Fankies, mutch bedtur! An conch iz comfertablol!
Mai interwebs awn teh uhver paw iz nawt bedtur. Bery sloe ryght nao.
Butt, butt, tehy remoobed him adn nebber brawt him bak???
He remoobed hisselb frum de fambly tree.
Sed he diddent want to be onna tree, dat he was a cefalolpod nawt a birdie.
Dat pinkie lukks az iffn it haz had a narstee kut!
Yesh !! Heel bi ded suun nd teh kraken bi habbin teh larst larf
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Mebbe da littlol kraken bited da pinkie! Ooooh, scaree littlol kraken!
Tell me Oktypuss Ai begz
Iz doez fingz armz oar iz dey leggz?
Ai tell u wat, o Oktypuss
Ifnn Ai wuz u, Ai’d cawl me us!
Hee hee. Berry clebber.
anni, hoo roted taht? hii dids pomes on a lawt ob anneemuls
Ogden Nash.
journey-woman.blogspot.com/2006/09/little-poetry-for-you-ogden-nash.html
Ai (re-)ritid it frum memree an yiss it iz wun bai Ogden Nash.
izzat a skweeeeee-id?
*snert*
*snikr*
mmmmm…snikrs…….
*shares a packet of mini-snikrs wif BF*
fank u Nennepus! *nibblol nibblol nibblol* yum!
ai karnt sai teh saim fer mai brekkie todai…..ai hadda bee owt eerly sew ai fowt ai wud tri sum uv teh noo “brunch” itemz at teh BK……tehy haz ‘mimosas’. Naow…ai gnu it wuzznt gonna bee a reel mimosa wif alkyhol butt turnz owt tew bee OJ an Sprite, taists okayish butt tehy reely shuddnt cawl it a mimosa. An teh ‘brekfast bowl’ wuz very…..it wuz kinda….sorta….well, it hadda lot of sawsidje innit.
hmm… sounds interesting… I had peanutbutter on sourdough for brekkie – all i could be bothered eating! but I’m planning a lubbleh dinner, so it’ll even out!
*gets sum more mini snikrs and shares with MMM up and above us*
Baby Cthulhus aer nomilishish
teeny kraken sez “u jus wayte til mai dad showz up hooman!”
Ohhh I am so scared bring it on.LOL
Ohai beeg tuff 5Eags! Hao u bee?
I am like a ballon hold a pin next to me and explode.LOL
I have been well and you Ozcatmum?.
Reeloose teh Krakken!
Whooz a skaree kraken? Whooz a ittybittykayutseytootseyterrifyin kraken? U r! Yesh, U r! *tikkle tikkle tikkle*
Nah! Ai am feers! Be afrayd! Pweez?
Wel, otay. EEK!
how wuz taht? convincing?
I never thought I’d see the words adorable and octopus next to each other. I was wrong.
I hope that isn’t a blue-ringed octopus, or else there is very much reason to fear. I believe they are about that size.
I don’t think so. Blue ringed octopi are tiny but are bigger than this when fully grown, have a very different body shape and, true to their name, are covered with blue ring-shaped spots. But you’re right that you don’t fool around with an unknown octopus. God knows some of them could make you mighty sorry. Blue ringed octopi are one of the most venomous animals in the world.
What? Nobody? Well then:
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!… Plz?
nah iz nawt bleu rinng
teh blu-ring ones iz poyson!!! fur reely reels!!!
I’m the almighty cuteful Kraken, fear me! Or i’ll strangle your finger!
this is from the movie ‘ clash of the titans ‘ the kraken, ha its so huge there but so tiny here !
Awww!!! Is itteh-bitteh Cthulhu!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagh’nagl fthagn! IA! Cthulhu! IA! Azathoth!
Who wudda ever thot dat HP Lovecraft wud have LOLcats in hims mythooos.
So adorable