
U jus won a lyfetyme supply of “who givs a crap”. Congratulations.
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U jus won a lyfetyme supply of “who givs a crap”. Congratulations.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Dizzy_Lea via Advanced Lol Builder
Ai hayt dem cawls!
I wud congradulayting u fur deh nawt sekkond, but sinse u wunded deh ‘hoo gibz a kwap’ so I gess I just say ….
hoo gibz a kwap!
U noez i b just kidding!
Happy Nawt Secund!
U has wunned a lifetime supply ub Sumwun Who Gibs A Crap, AKA Teh Dawnkey Hoo Allus Gibs a Crap!
Hmmm…gess dat doan sown so good….LOL…
K, I is teh Dawnkey wutt cares. DAts better.
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and I comez wiff waffles, toppings, and parfaits!!!!
Thx! {{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}
*eers wigglol*
oooohhhh – adn ai haded wafflols adn bakun fur my breakfast dis mornin. Fankies Kafleen.
ai issa winnur!
Ai orlreddi got a standin orda fur tuu keelows a munf.
Ai keep geddin wun ware a wummun sez “Congradulayshunz” – eben wen Ai aern’t nawt sekund!
Ai putted mai name an nummba on wotebber list it is to stopp dese sorta noosans corls, it seemz to hab werked cos a duzznt get dem no more.
Duz it werk fur txts tew? Ai haz prepai fone soes wen ai gits noosins txts dey dranes mai balins.
Ohai, Tipsy, pleesedtewmeetchyew.
Ai doan no iffit werks fur fones. Ai sined up on sum intertoob site [carnt merember wot wun, shood be ablol to find it onna search tho] fur no telefone corls, and anuvva list fur no junk male.
Ai hazza prepay fone too but doan get de stoopid fone corls becos ai doant gib mai mobyle number owt.
In TTI it’s The Telephone Preference Service – works for landlines and mobiles, and you can do it to stop junk mail too. It works for nearly-all calls, but not ones from outside TTI, and you do have to check every few months cos I’ve fallen off the list a couple of times. If you still get called, take the name of the company and report it to the TPS; the compant then gets a big slap on the wrist and, if they get lots of reports, a huge fine!
Teh ‘conradyulayshuns’ wun cums frum owtsied TTI an wuz berry annoyin wen mai mumcat wuz berry ill in teh horspiddlol.
Ai jus git dose in mai spam bocks… appurrintlee teh inturtoobs dunt noe ai iz a wummin?
Me 2! Dey cawl me Mr anni an offur 2 maek sumfin Ai doan’t hab biggur!
mai spambocks ovurflohif wif doz.
Nawt soe menny uv doz fur mee laetlee, btu lawts uv spams fur cheep lil bloo pilz. An daetin sytes… an pronzez… an mreed wimmin dat wnat tew cheet wif mee… an den sumwun sendid mee wun wif subjeck “wnat tew saev ur marrij?” Wud bee lil laet fur dat affer ackin awn doz uvver mesijes, aifinksoe!
ROFL!
I used to werk as the manager in a lab with lotz of male grad and medical stoodenz. I wood forward all dose mayk-ewe-bigger emails to dem.
so thotful ob yoo!
Yep! Eye am sure dey fink so!
Grate set of guys akshully.
Don’t bother me, I needs my beauty sleep
Btu ai awlreddy haz dat! Wun fur eech kitteh ai haz.
lucky u!!
Ha! I wun! In yur fayse! Wait, wat??? Oh… *pouts*
Bundulz of cyoot moar liek!
Ennywun hoo iz pwned bai uh kitteh awlriddee hazza sply uv “nawt ker (sept at noms tym)” — dey nawt b teh kneadin “hoo givz uh krap” I finksew …
I gonna keep receet.
Onli b valid fur 4teehn dais afta purrrrchayse.
An eben den yoo woant fined a sailspurrson who cares enuff to eben be polite an hide dere sneer wen yoo tries to taek it bakk.
mebbe kud exchange it fur a wun munf supply uv “ohai! ur here. now go way!”
This dunt show up on front page for me. Haf to go to next lol-cat (lol-turtle) and click on link frum there. Wurdpress berry weerd today. Wood not nest comments 4 me on lol-turtle post.
Mee neever! An wuts weerd iz, et did sho up wenai owpind teh syte urlyer btu nawt nao.
Rite! I saw it urlyer and I see et nao, but nawt wenai I posted a few minnits ago.
I am confuzzled.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Spinner an cat_butt_squirrel_butt an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd sordid cheezcaeks in all diffrent flavrs, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif frizbees taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, liddle sekrit diarees wif invisiblol ink pens an sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an lolcat coluring buks wif boxes ob elebenty-eight crayns wif bilded-in sharperners!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy Burfday everbuddt! {{{{Spinner}}}} {{{{{catbuttsquirrelbutt}}}}}
Iz going to Disniland!
Lukkee u, Dan!
I’ll see your “who gives a crap” and raise you a “whatever”.
ai’ll c yur “whutevur” an rays yu ay “meh”.
*rolls over* Pfft. “fold”
apathee wins.
*snurt*
That is a sleepy pretty kitteh. I like it.
>^;^<
ai downt ghet itz. wutdoumean? ai downt ghet itz plz explan kthxbai\d