
Hahaha. Funny. Real funny. Now, where is it?
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Hahaha. Funny. Real funny. Now, where is it?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: DrWhat via Advanced Lol Builder
Gimme teh milk!
uh…pleez?
Milk, an cheez and burgers an sum tuna fer dessert. I iz starvin much!
Doo meezers say pleez?
OCM! You haz teh solow taupe spot!
*Dansdansdans*
*Run in trolley of sordid sipz and nomz*
Cheeze!
*Q yoinks herself a martoonnie (dry, straight up, wiv olives) and some home-made Parmesan cheeze strawz)
Thx Q! Cheeze straw ar nommy. Wil pars awn teh martoonie tho – iz onlee 8.15am heer!
Mebbeh por maisalf a cuppa chai insted.
Jeanniemouse skamperz in. Graba a cheeze straw. Skamperz out.
Does nawt no wat is a cheeze straw, butt! I’s willing to take my chances. *nomms* *sips* Fanks Q ~snerk~ It b 5 o’clock somwarez!
**Jeanniemouse stiks noes back in…** “Oh, and TankQ!”
Mmmm…cheez strawz r nommity elebentee!
Cheez strawz aer sort uv saburee biskitts – fingerz uv cheezee pastree.
Morrison’s do pertickly nyse wuns!
Morning Annipuss – did yu get woken bai teh helly copters, fur teh marry thon?
Ohai Ambercat – can’t see teh big bloons dis yeer – too misty!
Mai dubblol glayzin keaps teh noyz doun!
Yu ate mai gushifud?
gibe me mine cheezburger wif bakons
Yu guyz is makin me hongry, and I has nawt had mai dinner yet!
Ohai Carosue! Hav a snakky frum Q’s trai ov sordid sips an noms upfred! Cheezland fuds nebber spoyl ur appytiet!
an ai is nawt onna dyeit!
I went on a diet for 30 days once, and lost a whole month.
Mai prefurred dyet iz teh ginantonnix dyet – sew far ai hav lawst too dayz.
Ai r lyking teh c-fuud dyet! Wen ai c fuud, ai eets it!
Eet, drinc n bi merri !! Faw tumoro yuu mai diet !!
Yesh indeed, nebber dyit tudai if yu kan put it off til tomorro!
Ai libbd awn a diet ob oatmeel wunc ..
.. it wuz gruelling !!
Ai prefurs de see fud diet maiselb.
Ai triied shuting mai eyz butt(!) it taists teh saim !
See fud an eet it. Iz prefferablol.
Invisibal Fuds is nawt a gud thing! Nao giv meh teh fuds dat are uninvisible…AND U SHALL LIVE
Tehse ar nawt tranzparent thretts !!
Tehy ar rokk solid!
Ohai there! Uh, scuze meh, where be mai noms…?
I made u a nom butt(!) I eeted it!
*GASP* Yoo…yoo..yoo….eeted mai noms?
Yuu wer nom-in-ated …
Kitteh remaynz berri nom-shalont abowt tihs
Despiet a nomi-null amaont tu eet !!
Nom-atter, he woz nawt so hungree after hiz kurtozee cawls on elebentee neybors!
Hi can nom nom-awe * naybuz wer imprest *
Tehyre is nom-istaykin himz inckridblol aploltyte!
Tynee nomenclature;
Mytee nom-ming clutcher
hyoomin: kitteh, yu eeted awlredde. furgut?
kitteh: adn yur poynt?
Servis at Cheezburger Haven
Kinda slow sometiems
Sry, sir, this is not my station.
doncha hateitwhendathappens?
I hear da prime rib iz da best butt! da servbis sox.
Sillkee Floof Kitteh
amz yoost 2 getteengz wut hurz
wantz….. Cheezburgrz. Noaw!
Sillkee Floof Kitteh
willz jusst stayrz at hurz Hewminz
untilz dayz obayz!!
Sillkee Floof Kitteh
willz curlz up awn playtz 2 showz
hurz uddurr dissdayn!!!
Jack.
I gotta kitteh sorta like dat. Her curls up in big mixin bowls iffn you leave them anyplace owt. Big bowl of kitteh luks reel silleh! A plate of kitteh would luk silleh, too. Silly kitteh! Plates are for noms!
PS, nise poem, as per ushual, Jack!
Ohai, carosue:
Mah Paw~la woodz currlz
up in Beeg Cutz Glass Puntch Boal
bye t3h Hewj Bay Windo!
Afturr Noon Sun Lyte
woodz wawrm t3h Boal 4 Paw~la
2 Napz awayz in!!
Cutz Glass woodz spawrkill
andz hyde Paw~la untilz U
gawtz a classurr luuk!!!
Jack.
U haz a sparklee kitteh!!!
I wantz a cheezburger
wif friez
adn chili cheez nachos
and a chokklit malt
plz.
dat kumz wif frei anjeeoplestee, tu.
an wutt wudju like furr teh main corse?
prime rib, baked tater wif budder and sower kreem adn parsleez.
Adn a parfait fur deezert.
plzkthxfeedmiinow
o, yer in luck. MY prime rib is too die furr. Jess u wait. Dis will takes a while but bee wurff it. *runs off to kitchen* **wheels in drink cart**Y’all help yerself to drinks and hors deoerves while I make a feast*
*porez chokklit martooneez fur awl.*
sip sip sip.
*Waitez pashuntly fur deh main korse.
Skuze mi, yor Majestee,
Ai tihnk yor meel went teh wai ob teh dawnkey’z cawmint upfred ..
“I made u a nom butt(!) I eeted it!”
Iff ive toald yu wunce,
tehn ive toald yu twyce ..
Comm tu dinna wen ai corl u teh furst tiem !!!
kittehz? kum wen u cawl?? shurlee u jest!!
for shame…calling poussinboi Shurlee again…
*shakes hed*
Hey!!! kwit shakin mai hed!!
U kan kawl mi watevvur u want az lawng az u duzzint kawl mi layte fur dinner!
A noldy butt(!) a goody
!!
Ai red awl tihs stuhf adn nao Ai hongry! Ai haz ryese adn pourk chopz! Mebbe sum vegiteblols.
*Applosus fer applolsuwz* Yay!