
Dammit Earl, how many times are you going to play Chariots of Fire? It’s on loop until we reach the water. F*@%!
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Dammit Earl, how many times are you going to play Chariots of Fire? It’s on loop until we reach the water. F*@%!
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Congrats, PB!
Thx Anni nd gud aftanuun tu yuu
!!
Did u miss me dis mornin? Ai had no innerchoobs – fawlt at teh eggschaynj – an Puddy wuz owt so him cudn’t send a messij. Dey fikst it wile Ai wuz shoppin.
Ai wudnut mynd a pownd / dolla / yoorow foar ebbry tiem BT haz borkt yoor innertubz
!! Gud teh fiktst it in tiem, ay ?
Aifink it’z less dan 10 tiemz, soe u won’t get berry welfee frum BT!
* Tihnks: Wot cud ai bie fur nien powndz ?? *
Applol piez, 2 ov
Bananananaz – 2 kilogramz ov
Caeks!!!!!
Day ov trabloling awn teh trayns
E….
Erff wurms-1 pownd
)
Fronsch tost
Gigglelows (nawt bery gud wunz tho
Hed cheeze
Icy creem!
J…..
Jurnee awn teh choob
Kool Aid
Littlol bit ob fuud
M…
Jiggly jello
Kruffets
In a frying pan
L…
Lemmon Creem Pye!
Marmalayde (oranj liek Paddington eets)
Noodells
O…
Congas, PB an Annipuss awn ur tie! Anzac bikkies an hawt cawfee awl rownd? Oar wuld u prefurr hawt chonklit, PB, as itz sew layt fer u!
Ai waz bizzy bukking a plain trippy!
Thx OCM
!! It jus ternd ANZAC Dae (like vetrenz dai) sew ai mus hab a anzac bikky, plzthx !!
Hao lawng yu gawt in mynd faw TTI trip ??
4 weekweekweeks. Iz too weeks ov mai lolidais frum werk an too frum LSL.
Itull go teh kwik
!! * Liek yor munneez
*
?LSL?
Lunch & Supper Loverz?
Large Skinny Lolefentz?
Long Summer Lolidaze?
Long Service Leave – we getz it wen we werkt 10 yeers oar moar. Myne iz 4 yeerz oberdyoo. Ai can hav harf a yeer wiv full pai!! Butt(!) ai am tayking a littlol bit tihs tiem.
a…a…a haff yeer orf wiv full pai???!!??
*faynts frum teh jellus*
* Runz in wib a faynting cowtch, jus in tiem *
In my jawb, wi onli had tu tern up awn paidaze; tu colekt teh pay !
Ai wont a job liek taht!!
Adn teh Yooniun Rep sed, “Wot !! Ebree paiday ?? !!
ai’m wif teh yoonyun rep! der dis fing cawled “direckt deeposit” sew yu duzzent has tu pikk up ay paychekk.
Ohai OCM, didja still has kwestyuns bowt teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet? Ai lukked awn TownCryer butt(!) nawt seed ennefink
AC – she’ll be in lundun when aim dear!! the last week of july
Woohoo!
hmm – wut are u doing out frum behind the sofa?? is dr. who over allready???
ai leiks teh noo doktor.
*dukks*
Congratulashunz, poussinboi on yor not-sekkund!
Ohai Bob !! Niec tu sea yu heer adn thx
!!
Dass 2 lawng!
Cos ai am sikk ov it!
Tuu mush ob a gud ting
?? * Putz awn *Whu let teh gogz Owt” *
Nawt reelee – Ai lubb tihs peas ov myoosic.
ya gots tew haz chareeots uv fyre moosik wen uz runnin in slooooooow moooooshunnnnnnnn
Akchoolee, dem littlol see turtlols moob prittee kwikk!
turdle raysin! ahm rootin fer taht wun! Goe Shelley Goe!
Teh bebbeh wuns, an wen teh beeg wuns ar swimming two!
Liddle turtlol: “I feel the pleasure of WT aka World Turtle , the Unmoved Mover, when I ‘run”
Earl: You believe dat? [looks incrudulous]
Liddle:Yes, He’s got teh whole whirrled on his back.
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[name as many obscure refs as you can for a prise-hee]
Is it time for a Low Budgie version of Chariots 0′ Fire?
Sledgez uv Emberz?
Cars ov Combustion ?
Rollerskaets uv warmf?
Skaytbords ov hothothot?
weelbarrowz uv tepid?
Ambyulances ob inflammayshen ?
Stilts of Rume Tempachur
*adds ‘incrudlous’ to the Queen’s lolxicon- whirds which maek da Queen simloltaneously rolleyes adn bellylaff*
dangit, misspelle’d my own word.
incurdulous.
Wich wun wuz spelld ronglee?
:snerk:
Teh suup iz maikin a run faw it !!!
* Teh suup’z vairy runny tudai …. O boi
!!
U haz 2 maek fun uv teh turtlols b4 u maek soop uv dem
Yuu goanna halp suup ervize tehm
??
Itz mai job!
Sai teh rawng tihng nd tehy’l snap at yuu !!
Ya and if you treat them nice they will come out of their shells.
LOL
!! * Ohai 5 Eagz *
Great A’Tuin, teh erlee yeerz
Ware ar the lolifants goin to stand, turtlols too tini.
Juss needs tyni lolifants!
Terry Pratchett!!!!! Heh!
Wizzerd!!!!
OOK!
iz Cs countrymen…
I like turtles.
I laeks Elmo’s “Charriotts of Fur” best from Sesame Street. Sadly toortles gotz no fur
I liek that abatart beddurer dan mai playn oal’ skwayr… I yoozded uh rong emeow addy n datz watt I gitted.
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I wundur ifn I kin ask teh Cheezez 2 letz me haz dat wun 4 mai regyooler addy…
Rassen frassen WerdPoopz! WP nommed teh orijinlol kawmint dat I wuz riplyin 2, ulawng wif teh nys abatart. Heerz teh orijinlol:
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Kin I innerupt da fred 4 uh impoartint rikwest?
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Wun uv teh gyz dat halpz wif teh teevee stufs at owr cherch gotted hert reelee bad inna car reck lastist nyt. Himz hazza borked chestboan n fut, uh prawblim wif himz nek, uh kunkushun, n sum uvver hertz. Haowsumebber, himz iz awaik adn n gud spirritz.
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Plz 2 B prayin 4 himz 2 gitz teh beddurer reelee sune, n 2 B prayin 4 himz famblee durin dis tuff tym. KthxblessUawl
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We naow riturn U 2 ur regyoolerlee skedyoold LOL.
Ah am sew sorry to heer dat, Aahz. I pray fur himz and his famblee.
Woopz. I did not reply to ewe, sorry so I post agen in kase it get lost:
Ah am sew sorry to heer dat, Aahz. I pray fur himz and his famblee.
How weerd, I cant get it to nest. Oh wellz. Mebbe ewe seez it.
is ok potpiekitteh, wp gits weerd an freekee sumtymes.
Fank ewe keshet, I know as I have menney wurdpress sites myself – sumtimes it ax bee-zaar.
Ohai Aahz. Beems onna wai tu ur frend. }}}}}}}}}} —> Aahz’ frend an famblee.
o.O – Beems are set on high over the tlantic – eggstra high, tu get froo the bolcanoh ash – may he have a speady and full recubbery!!!
{{{{{{Teebeehelperguy}}}}}}}
Iz be sorries to hear dat. I can has prayerz. {{{Aahz & friend}}}
**Red comez in, wif a happitayle**
Gud noos!
I tuk Sarah to teh v-e-t dis moarnin to has hur stitchiz owt, an hur wuz SO GUD! Dere wuz no fussin, no fitin an no threatenin of teh poynty enz! I’m sutch a prowd mahm!
Alsew, I saw Dr SkinCat dis moarnin, an him did NO CUTTIN! YAY! Dis meens I iz fwee-n-kleer foar 6 moar munfs.
**happitayle dansdansdans**
Duz dublol dans fur rhsb & Sarah.
dans~dans~dans~dans
dans~dans~dans~dans
Yay yay yay! Happitale dans fer Red’s kitteh an Red’s skin!
That ar good gnuz indeed!
How U iz mah fren?
I has not seen U in a whilez
I has some good gnuz to share 2, finally mah kittehz has stopped fiting
and Iz does not has to separate them in 2 roomz
Injeh is still hissy if Yogi approaches her suddenly but fings is definitely on the mend.
I has a reeleeved
woot woot!
YAY and hooray fur eggscaping uncut frum DrSkinCat!
Yur Sarah muss be a angel!
*slow motion happydans*
How weerd I cant get it to nest. Oh wellz. Mebbe ewe seez it.
OT:
Donut luk awai!
Donut tern yur bak!
Donut eben blink: Teh stoen aynjuls R bak awn Dr Who in 10 mins!
Gotta goe; gotta hyd behynd teh sofar!!!
Thankyewsewmush fur de reminda. Wudduv missed it uvvawise. Ai hab de matchstixx reddi, nao, an am practisin blinkin wiv wun ii at a tiem.
ooo! teh angles is teh skeeree.
Nawt if yew doan blink. Keep de wun ii opun at orl tiems.
But but but…itsa too-parter! Nao we has to nawt blink til nekst weeeekweeeekweeeek!
Ai gotz sum iii dropz, yoo wanna borra dem?
mai iis is feelyn dri juss finkin abowt et!
*passes botllols ob iii dropz to orl an sun dri*
Slow race does not need slow moshun