KITTY-PULT The best way to catch those damn birds
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goodby grownd
congarats awn ur nawt-sekkond tonique! (sorry teh congarats are a lil lait)
Congratz Tonique !! Yuuv jus shoad up in teh larst ten minitz
!!
conga rats and mambo meeces to you!! you took a long tiem to land up tehre on top!!
I made sum sille braytoree chonklit caek urlier – please tu help ours elf!!
Fanks fur congratz!
Welkum tu Cheezland, tonique!!! *extendz floofy paw uv frendship*
Wii am so happy tu haz u joyning us!!!
jus nede sumwun LARJ !!
An in charj! Congarats tu yu PB!
Thx drgnfly !! Iz a ty wib Nenne whu haz bean misign teh fun
!!
Hao u iz, tudai / arvo / niet ??
Iz gud, juss droppin in awn ma way tu beddee bai, hows yur dai?
Berri gud, thx drgnfly
!! Waz 21C nd gud faw cycloling butt(!) ai gawt cort in a littlol rayn at teh end ob mai ried !! Nawt a bad Caturdai at awl !! Nd yu ??
Ai donut hab tu werk so iz gud! Yu wont shrink in da wet ai hoep
. Goin tu bed naow, nitee nite!
Hanz drgnfly a fyre-pruuf cheezmap blankie
!! Nai Nai !!
Yay – concatfabulashuns!
ai had tu run to the kitchin to make you a chonklit cherry brown knee!
ht tp://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/chocolate-cherry-brownies-recipe.html
dears enuff for awl – of corse!!
an tee an cawfee!
we’re having a lubbleh sunny springy day – i’m using it wisely an gleeming my windurrs…
Thx Nenepus !! Tehre shuud bi enuff fer awl
!!
Sprign Cleenign tiem fur yuu wen u shud bi eetign braon-kneez in teh gardin wib a cuppa
!! 
ai nose – but if I gleem my windurrs today – aill be ablol to SEE the garden later!!
*yoinks anudder piece of brown knee*
BBL!!!
take off in 3… 2… 1…
BLARTST AWF !!!!
Ballay bunneh tu yer ty wif PB! Iz gud tu see yu bak, i haz been lurkin moslee laytelee, nawt hoemm at de rite tyme.
{{{{{drgnfly}}}}} – ooh – has you seen the nooh pics frum my garden? I can finallee has flowers too – 4 of them, red toolips!
*enjoys the ballaying bunnehs’s hopskipjumphophiphopflop whilst nomming chonklit caek*
Bravoh bunnehs – bravo!!
I hope HCR gets to see the show!
Nyse tuulipz, Nenne
!!
Ooo, nawt yet. Ai will hab tu chek tumurro, ai hab sum nu pics frum ma walks tu. Ai is awf tu bed naow, seee ya sun!
Nite nite!! sleep tite!!
*leeves a glass of water on the bedside tablol – goes to the kitchin to find Drgnfly stash of cookies and milk*
ooh – NOM!!
8)
Corss, ai let teh burdeez go afta teh gaim
!! * Hee, hee *
Maykes it nawt eezee tu play badmiton in de naybors yard
.
Akshuly, ai wuz reedign tihs arkticlol bowt Dazy teh braiv chook:
ht tp://www.thedailytail.com/nonfiction/a-lesson-from-daisy-the-hen/
Wat a stawree! Verry emo shinal. *sniffl* Daisy waz a brayv battloler.
A reel “tough old bird” !! * wuz goen tu sai boiler, butt(!) didnut *
Onny problolem iz teh landyngs!
Blah, fergitted tu chainje mai nayme frum tessed yesserday! Ai iz teh Redfroggy. Canaught figger owt hao tu phost wit mai cheezburger login.
Hoep u wurk it owt, Lali !! Gud luk !!
Hay, yu shode up
!! Mussed hab bene teh delay fur nawt-sekkund poastignz !! Nyse nyu naim, redfroggy !!
Ohai redfroggy! Nies kittehs an goggy u hav in ur profiel. Nies LOLs two!
umm … kitteh? scuze me? … has yew noticed the goggies getting that ginormous rock ready to drop on the other end? is this a good sign? just askin.
yesh, yesh, itz awl goin akkordian tew kittehs plan.
*THUD*
*FLING*
*AIIIIEEEEEEEWHEEEEEEE!!!!*
*Again! I wanna go again!!*
*gitz in line tu git flungifyed*
Ohai, all. And Obai, since the doggeh sez, in no uncertain terms, that she *needs* a walk…
ohai! obai! happy walkies!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
amz Soopah~Jeenyuss. Nawtz lyke
Wyle E. Kyohtee!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
coodz jusst clyme Tree, butz dat woodz
reekwyre lawtza wurkz!!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
duz nawtz needz Akkmee Wun Tun
Wayt. Dat woodz beez 2 mutch!!!
Jack.
LOL Jack !!
I can’t read or understand half of this. Sometimes it’s just too misspelled. poussinboi I can’t read yours at all.
Sawry bowt taht Pooky !! Tehre iz a littlol bilt-in dislecksia az part ob LOLSPEKE nd wunc yu get yaw mynd raond taht itz moastly phone ettik !!
!!
Iz lotz ob fun nd part ob teh site, yu kno
* Trussed mi, yu can du it *
I sometimes need to read things 2-3 times before I understand. The key is to sound it all out using the phonetic rules of English; in lolspeek those rules are often stretched to the breaking point!
Snap!!!! Ping!!!! Ouch, dat hertz.
CATapult..!
Kit kat sat on kat a pult and
Waited for doze burds
A fly went by up in da sky
But kit kat does not stirs
She waits and sits and waits sum mor
Until she sees her prey
But wait – it was a big ol hawk
Not a tweety from a cage
The hawk swoopd close and got a thought
He thought was very cool
He dove the other end of pult
And flung kit in da pool
Wow
!!11!!
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Myster Mystoffeleez is purrpared to up his majik on his rutinez!
[NASA controller voice] “CTB (Catch That Bird)-001, you are go for auto-sequence start; retract claws and tuck in your tail at this time.”
ai hoap kitteh didunt git dis contrapshun frum ACME.
Let teh kyootniss attak kommenz forfwif!
shouldn’t it be catapult?
Dat luks lik it hurtzorz if youz fell.