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mime cat looks around invisible corner
Picture by: Lorika13 with kitteh Mooki Caption by: kitteh_loler via Advanced Lol Builder
Applesorse!
Marcel Marceau Kitteh!
shhh, he purr furs the use of the one hand clapping style
Conclaps, Annipuss! Aifinkso a cuppa cawfee mite be nies. Wif a Anzac bikkie?
Gess wat – got distraktid agen!! Awl tihs tork ov trablol an plaisis in TTI an ai get cort in teh web payjs!
Thx OCM
And congrats to Anni, PB, and LCB! What a lovely braid you made. I’m hungry so I suggest we saunter over to NOM…
Thx Q!
Congaz Anni nd Tanhk Q !!
Hoo logged me owt? Wuzn’t me!
Naow Ai haz lawst may bloo! Nawt fayre!
teh syte dint noe mii tewdai eeefur. stoopy teknawluhgee.
whut dho yuu men da syte dehsnt know yuu?
A few people on FailBlog mentioned the same issue. It’s not just kittehs!
whut dos aplesors men?
marcel eet yar hart owt
Unlike Marcel Marçohai, this kitteh does mime in English. Also in lolspeak. Is teh easier to unnerstand.
Heez miming hao tu bi a catburglolar nd wawk araond awn windo ledjez liek sumwun ai kno
!!
Walking around on window ledges? *faints*
* Bringz a matriss owt tu teh lorn *
That’s a good start. Now go get elebenty gazillion moar. kthxmyaimisuntrue
Alison, I know this world is killing you *warbles along*
Itz ok, LCB. Itz a bery low ledge.
*sits on ledge wif feet still tutching teh grownd*
See?
A mime cat is a turrible thing to waste. *nods*
y? dus heem weer tiets? or does heem noe witch roep 2 uses?
thinking outside da box
oh no, de katz iz suppose 2 use da litter box, knot goez outside de box!
Sumbuddee wakksed teh floar adn foargotted tu tellz mih!
*thud*
* Halps Italiana up nd sitz hur daon at teh tablol wib a nyse cuppa tee *
ohai adn ofangyu, PB! Teh tee hitz teh spawt (nawt teh saym spawt ai fawlded awn, aifinknawt).
*sipsipsipz tee adn nomnomnoms a chonklit-fillded wayfur kookee* – plentee tu shair – heer – has wun, oar elebbenty – pweese!
Thx !! Isle taik it wafer later !! Gawtta goe nao, Ciao
!!
Nite nite PB! Sleep well.
Sweetz dreemz!
Imbizzybul koarnur
Myne wuz nummer fiev….. nao luk adit.
whatz mime iz mime
an whatz urz iz mime 2!
Dat’s w hut mai kitteh’s beleeve!
awl ur ebbereefing iz myne!
“Yu sownd liek mime wyfe !!”
Wief? Wat wief? U hav a wief?
miemkat haz clause uv DETH!!
Lukks liek imbiziblol limbo tu meh.
**Red comez in luukin lyk sumfin BC dragged in**
**curlols up awn bed**
‘Nite nite.
**tucks blankee over rhsb** do you want sum hawt chocklit or tea? or should I just settle Sarah & Dini next to you?
Jest teh kittehs, plz.
I had teh hedayk frum hail yesturday an hadda go get shotz foar it. Wen I gottid hoam, I fawled asleep awn teh cowch an Sarah sleeped awn me. It wuz teh sweet.
**gentlee piles kittehs on tawp of red**
**tiptoes out of room**
Kittehs noes wen tehyr hoomanz kneads tehm. {{{{rhsb}}}}
>^;^<
>^;^>
Wp seamz 2 be habbin a gaem wiv me!
Logged owt, logged in am Ai bloo? No iffn Ai aer, yiss iffn Ai aern’t!
Hmmm. Mebbe teh WP iz borked today.
It lukks dat wai! Sebrul od fings happin – Iffn Ai haz lukked at Failblog den bakk 2 lolcats an den go sumware else entyrlee, wen Ai cum bakk Ai get FB nawt lolcats – iz weerd!
Wuz ur kitteh abatar cold? Sumwun cuvvered hur wiffa kwiltee skware.
Juss tudai??????
Nope, but eben moar weerd 2dai!
Tiraed 2 replie but got mai emeow addy rong! Aifink u aer rite – lossa odd fings happinin! Ai gib up – iz tiem 2 get mai dinnur enniwai!
have a nice dinner anni! aym awf to teh lab to pretend to do pleh-werk!
Bai Annipuss!
Grrr. Ai iz teh logged into WerdPretzel, but iz nawt coming up heer az being logged in there.
Ai duzzint liek hazzin teh boxes fur naem, emayo, & website. Dey clutters up mah skreen.
… an nao itz bak to nurmul.
*shrugs*
*wandurs orf to get coffee*
*clappity clappity* O boi! Ai hoap hee duz ‘walkin aginst teh wind’ neggst!
Mebbe “Kitteh in teh Bawks?”
Mebbe u kud emayo urself to find owt wut it iz.
Wait … wut?
That’s silly, NS! Whut if she’s not home when teh email gets there?
Or wut if she furgets hur hoam address?
Hmph. She can just look herself up in teh telephones book.
Unless she forgets how to spell her name, of coarse.
Ai aer nawt in teh fone bukk!
*dials lcbPhone*
Hello, Irish Halp Desk? O hai. LCB again. Lissen, could u get teh TTI phones book and read it to me? I wanna see if annipuss is rly teh not listed. Whut? Yes, Irish Halp Desk, I may be a merkan but I knoes u is not in teh TTI. But shirley u has a grate big books shelf wif all kines of telephones books from around teh whirled, rite? Mmm-hmmm. I thoughtso. So anyway, go ahead and start reading. kthxmmmmlilting
Iffn Ai trie 2 get halp frum ower fone cumpanee, Ai get a purrsun in Mumbai an sumtiemz it iz berry hard 2 unnerstan dem.
Why? Does they Mumble?
Shhh.
Mum’s the word.
Whut did ur mum buy?
Her bort a dikshunree
Cawl teh Eyeairish Halp Dessk – tehy noes ebbreefing, aifinkso, adn it’z jsut lurvlollee tu lissen tu tehm! Ai’m shur tehy kan tranzlayt whut teh mann inz Mumbai sed!
Did wurdpretzel kickify you off, too? An put yu on moderation and nawt let you post? Dis happened to me yesterdai/tuday. I wuz tramatized and awl upsetted! An they tuk the picshure away, too. Not that I mynd that. It wuzn’t me and sorta confuzzled me at teh thyme it showed up.
Skweeeee! Ai boop ur noze tee shurt!!!! Haz aneewun bot wun uv teh lolshurts yet? Haow dew teh sizes run?
ai axe taht beekaus ai ammma big fan uv shirtwoot, butt tehre shirts run reely reely small sew ai haz tew git a mush bigger wun taht ai nermallee ware. Wundered iffen wuz saim problem wif dese shurts.
Yur ryte! SKWEEEEEE! Awlfoe … ai wud lurv itz eeben moar ifz its wuzza kitteh instedz uvva puppeh – bikaws mai Audrey kitteh *boops* mai goggie awn hur noes … adn laitlolee shih has strartud to *boop* MIH awn mai noes awlsoetu!
ai hazza dr. tinycat shurt, an teh siez iz bowt wut I get noarmulee. Fits gud, no wun heer noes wut tew fink bowt teh deesine. heh.
kitteh has verreee kyoot spotted belleh!
(and verre big claws)
hmmm, to snorgle or nawt to snorgle!
Tihs iz a kweschun???
To snorgle! But ai sugjest waitin until teh kitteh iz … erm … moar relaxified.
yesh, timing is eberyfing!
Nightshayde:ROFL about emeowing self emaywl address!
>^;^<
Troo story: A fyoo yeerz ago heer atwerk, ai wuz hazzin trubblol loggin into owr emayo system. Wen ai called IT to ask fur halps, dey sed dey wud emayo teh infurmayshun to me — to teh emayo system ai kuddint log into.
It tayked a wile to explainify why dat *mite* nawt werk so well, akshullee.
**gigglol** ai had dat happen to me tew. They couldn’t understand why I didn’t get the email they sent to a macheen I couldnt even turn on!
Well, these days u can get ur e-mail on ur toaster.
But whut if u prefer ur bread raw?
Habz itz sended tu teh freazur, aifinkso?
hep desk, let mii show u teh wun heer………
…
awn sekkund fwot, nebbur mynd.
Owur hep dessk izz inz teh Eyeairlannd – tizz teh wundermuss!!
*dials lcbPhone*
Irish Halp Desk? O hai. LCB here. Um, lissen, I am havening trubble with… um, finding teh any key on my toaster! Yeah, that’s it. Can u does me a huge flavor and read teh manual to me? No, don’t send me teh manual. I, um, doesn’t has any more storage space in my freezer. Plz to read me teh manual? Not just teh chapter on How to Find Ur Any Key, teh hole thing. Uh-huh, that’s rite. I’ll be taking notes. As far as u knoes.
To where iz u taykin doez notes, LCB? Duz dey haz a shininess?
Shhhh! I is listening to teh Irish Halp Desk read me teh manual. Wanna lissen? Is teh loverly.
*puts Irish Halp Desk on speakerphone*
*gets jiggywiffit*
Looks more like a high jump kitty. Your doin it right