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Comgrabyurelayshuns, anni! Teh ChaCha Chipmunkz R heer tu dansdansdans …
*wun, tuu, chachacha … spinn, stomp, chachacha*
Teh Chipmunkz R soe liddlol taht teh goaphurz helpz tehm roal inz teh tee trallee wif sordid indibidublol frooty tartz, cuppiecaeks wif sprenklols awn teh frawsteng, adn … adn CHONKLIT KANDEES! (noe shugar, foar tohse hoo purrfur, ovkoars). Foar drinkees, bellinis, mimmosaseseses, chonklit martoonies, oar tee and kawfee for tohse hoo R wair teh sunn iznawt yett obur teh yardarmz.
Thx Italiana. The sunn iz soe far ober teh yardarm heer dat it iz geddin dark!
FangQ for the sips and noms Italiana!
*sipsipnopnopsip*
… much.
finding Nemo, yr doin it rong
…Darla’s kitteh.
*snerk*
GMTA, Sweetpea!
fang you!
Speekeng uv elebbenty – Ai hastu kawl teh Eyeairish Halp Dessk tu aks tehm tu reed mih teh manyouwell taht sez wair ai kan fyndify teh F-elebbenty kee … adn tehn teh manyouwell taht tellz mih – inz dee tayle – whut, zacklolee, teh F-elebbenty kee wyl du wenn ai findz itz.
O, datz eezee … teh “F-elebenty” kee iz rite nekst 2 teh “enny” kee
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U noez, teh wun U poosh win teh pooter sez “press enny kee win reddee”…
Teh golfishie is being koi.
Gud wun!
It wuz jess uh fluke
I *knew* this cod be the start of your carping.
Carp! ai lost ‘im!
Welz, stawp flounderin’!
Dis gibz me a haddukk
Kawl teh Eyeairish Halpz Dessk adn aks foar Finn … eel halpz yu.
but if yu is shellfish, he mite put u in ur plaice.
an dat wud maik yu clam up
Butt (!) ifn U iz eel-timpurd, U mite gitz crabby
aym floundering for a suitable reply!
Yu just gotta uze yur brane mussel
Ifz u sea Kneemoe, tellz hymn weer styl lukkin fur hymn!
Ai wuv you, reely ai do! Adn not for noms!
*Gets owt lemon and budder just in case*
Teh golfish iz totullee rownd teh bend….
Tihs waddurbowlz mayken mih dizzee!
U knows whut u should does about that?
Call teh Irish Halp Desk!
Here, I’ll get them on teh line for u. *dials lcbPhone withaneagerness*
Halloo? Eyeairish Halp Dessk?? Oyesh – it’z mee inz Merica … ai hazza dizzee frum teh waddurbowlol … itz goez rowndadnrownd, adn … yu kan halpz, pweese? Wayt … whut? Kan yu pweese reepeet taht … slowlolee? Beri … beri slowlolee?
Ai gess dis inn’t wot dey ment bai “chikken ob teh see” toona
Iz dat a sort uv toona liek skipjakk oar iz it a bran naem?
iz a brand name.
commershul jinglol: “wut’s teh best toona? chikkin of teh sea!”
uh-oh, haz gibbed myself a eerwurm.
itz an Merican brandnaym uv kannd toona.
Thx!
*Puts on yellow wig* “Is dis chicken, I’m eetin?”
hee hee – teh golfishie tastified just lyke chikken
Yesh wat Lunarmommy say- sowy abowt dat! Ai wentz owt tu lonsch adn had a filay o’ fish from Mickeydonalds (no kidding)
Don’t wurree – we awl pop in an owt an we aer awl in diffrunt tiem zoenz – Ai juss had mai suppurtiem hawt chokklitt an cukkeez so Ai canplai fur a wile b4 Ai go 2 bed.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Everyonesxwife an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif orinj icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark slinkies taht go up an down, brite-colurd fishy shaped water skwirters, kandee, an sparkly fishy stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Srry for the OT-sorta post, but I was reading one of my fave Webcomics, xkcd, and saw a kitteh-related strip…
h ttp://xkcd.com/729/
As yooshal, mind de gap!
lol, ifinkso is every kitteh’s dreem!
Ribenj iz sweet!
Ribena is sweet, tu!
2 sweet fur me, thx!
LOL!!! no more laser pointer for mai kittehs!
Welz, mai Cheezefrendz, toonanyte izz dayt nyte wif mai huzzbunneh – soe wih izz awf foar noms adn drinkees, adn wacheng teh sunn goe daoun obur teh ribbur. Berree roamantykkulol!
*sighses*
Soe ai wyll sae goonitez tu wun adn awl – seez yu awn Moandae!
*Hedbonks, purrs, SHMOOOOOO … adn a noes BOOP*
Haz fun on ur dayt nyte!!!
Doan fur-gitz 2 watch teh submureen raysiz!
So cute! i have never seen a cat do that before.
May cat does that.
He’s way into moving water
He panics when I flush it like it won’t come back then drinks as much as possible as it comes back up.
*sendz out a test balloon*
*jumps and swats at ribbon hanging from balloon*
*poke*
POP!!!
Ohai peejay!!! kan ai put an reel lyfe fingeemaboblol heer?
ahem….mai felloe amerkins…
da spreem kourt recinbtly oberturnd an gud butt badly wurded bil owtlawin da horiblol “crush videos” dere ar an noo law beink proposd alreddy……….pls tu goe to ASPCA siet beloe an tel yur congrispursin to support da noo bil…..miend da spais
http s://secure2.convio.net/aspca/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=2695
fankees…ai nao reeturnz yu too yu reglarr lol phuns
OMCC!! Peeple are sick!! That is terrible. I posted link awn myne FB page. Lotsa myne friends bii big animal lovers.
*nods*
dis ar wun ob da sikist fings ai eber hurd ob….. harde tu majine aniwun twistid enuf tu git dere jolleez frum suche crewlty
OH WB, dat juss disturbed mii!! I hazza angry bout dat, and da stoopies dat sayed it wuz “unconstitutional” tu ban da sale uf those sick videos.
Thanks, willy boy. I hope everyone spreads the word.
da Stoopicreme Court sayz iz a violation ob free speech. Whut up wif dat? Ai’m beginning to wonder about dat court. Ai fink dey off dere rockerz . . . errrr . . . bench.
iffen crooelltee tu aminlols issa cryme den hao on earf can sellin videeohs uv crooelltee nawt bee ay cryme??
razzenfrazzenstoopeenawtverrysoopreemcort!
hai lok aht miy lolz. tahnks. Congratshulatons mwise. fhune lowls!!
aww
poor cat
its almost sad really
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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