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yur SOL kitteh!
Congrats, catena!
corngrits for ur nawt-sekkind!
thx! ai iz lurkefiun en boren meetun!
So Oooglyschmoogly Lovable?
datz gud? wot elz? du eh tawp fife:
Such Obawelmen Lukz
Sadd Olde Littulgui
Suspishusly Obseqious Lolcat.
Sumbuddee Owtta Lemmeowttatihsmeetin … sez Catena.
Sum ovverz luk? (guessin ai gotz oen wurd rite!
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!!!!!
akshullee, ai telz dis tu mai kittehs AWL teh tyem. and getz dis luk bak.
my final answer….*blargh* dead from cute.
*briefly rouses*
sees teh eyeses, teh whishkas
*re blargh from teh cute*
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Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up SP’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*is manning/catting teh lownj tuday. Az a result, it iz filled wib cups ob catnip oil, swings, a rollercoaster adn a slide*
ai’d liek tew youse a liefline plz
bii karyful, kitteh – awnlee niyn awf dem!
ai weel kiip diz in mynd!
Coz Aifink u hazn’t thort it throo
if yoo reely thot it throo, yoo wuld realize i am rite
Kitteh iz awlwaiz rite!
GMTA anni, datz whut ai wuz finking tew!!
u kan talk 2 mii people about dis.
has yur peeplol kawl mai peeplol adn weal du luntsch.
Ha – luntsch is for wimps! Elebenses, awn teh udder hand…
Scones ‘n’ jam, banananana muffins ‘n’ wippee buddur, churros ‘n’ sinnyminny shugar, beignets ‘n’ powdered shugar … tee adn cawfee. Izzat bedderer?
mphnomshlurpchompmmmph…
Can’t talk nao…
Eatin…
Ink wiring myndz wanntz tu knoe …
Yu hab free lyfelynes adn a tuna sammich left.
*purrks up eers*
toona? wii haz toona??
Toona, Sammun, Red Schnapper, Bass Guitar, Giant Skwid, Yellowtail, hamster tayl, a tayl ob two sittings, cod, haddock, freshly-caught kipper, sardines adn a red herring.
Ai thot teh Bass Guitar wuz teh red herring.
wun ob deez fings iz nawt lyke teh obbers, wun ob deez fings is nawt da saym, wun ob deez fings iz nawt lyke teh obbers, which wun iz it?
Ai’ll taik “toona sammitch” foar elebbenty, Alleks!
Alleks: Here’s yor clew…
It’s what yew can dew wif uh piano, but nawt wif uh hoagie.
Ummmm … Whut izz ‘Plae itz agen, Sam?’
Oar … oar … ai gawt itz tihs thyme … Whut izz ‘toona itz?’
can ai fone a frend?
*ring ring* Halo? Oh hay!
Wuts duz conference cat (sawry catena) wanna tawk abowt?
Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah? I see. OK. Buh-bye. *click*
Hii sed there awr many fings awn cyoot kittehs mind:
Alternatives tew turoring
Bath schedule (duz wii eben need wun)
Car ride destinayshuns (think V.E.T.)
D…
dersuven awf moyr noms, arent ai?
elimunatun teh googiez
fallbak poesishunz
goggiez, moyr waez tu elimunayt…
h…
hyding deh catnip mousee
Ingnorifying deh hooomin
Judging deh hoominz worthiness…. so far u gitz a 1.000002 owt uv 99
K….
Kikkin teh nip mowss unner teh frijj
Likkin selv (an liddlol pryvasee, ifzudoanmyndz)’
Munchin teh kruncheez
N …
How WILL we get a pair of Abe Vigoda’s pants?
Indeesishun, duz yew have it?
Jokes awn yew. Ai gunna dew wut ai want N-E-way.
K…
kwapping inna shoo … hooz shoo?? mebbe urz?
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Laffing at deh nayborz goggee
Messin wif ur mind!
Nekked peepz… wai dey luk so
O….
Yesh kitteh. Hao many timez ai gotta say it…42! *sheesh*
Mount Makinlee!
Mount Makinlee?!? Butt(!) ai hardly gno William.
Willyum? Willyam Taft? He wuzza mountaing hisownself, so ddint nne wun named after him…
*mumblol grumblol*
Stoopy moderayshun…mind the gap awn dis wun.
There izza chair at teh Mission Inn near mai howse dat den owner Frank Miller had made foar Taft wen hii vizitd. Hokey Smokes!!!
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Hokey Smoakz! Taht’z bigbigbig enuf tu fitz Mt. Makinnlee inz!
luk atz that fayce! so kyoot
*fink abowt tax forms, fink abowt tax forms….*
ai scritches kitteh unner teh chin an finks abowt it…okay, kitteh iz ryte.
Yes, dat is mai final answer.
*facepalm*
I shoulda said B, nawt C! Dat question was fur teh million too…
Coz ai nawt want to be “tutored”…
Btu mah kyootness wuz sposted 2 maek u chanj ur mynd bowt nawt gibin mee ur fud!
Obvsly ai intur… insterr… tuk dat a difurnt wai den teh rest uv y’all, LOL.
Ai liek ur tayk onnit!
ohai annipuss. Ai readed da poem last nite in da Reading Room and ai fink it wuz bery good. Invokes strong feelings and pictures. Fankies.
w00t! w00t! for Cattails FP!!! Yippee! Congratmulations, my cheezfwend!
Skweee! A lil birdie flew into my office at teh pleh werk ‘n told me my capshun was FP! Wheee! Now ai can smilol alllll afternoon! Many tanks to all hoo voted!
Cattails!!! Iz YOU! Hugs and schmoos!
W00t!!! Yay fur u, cattailz!!!
*duz a happytayl dans arownd deh kitty*
dans-dans-dansity-dans-dans!!
cattails! yay for yoo!
*joyns mai leej in happytails dansdansdans for cattails*
*tries nawt to luk at teh litle wite chinychin, or teh big kitten ize…
2 late! splorts wif happines!*
O, kvsngrrl is down – and has been for a while!! Omyomyomy!
*** naneeenaneeenaneeee ***
Here comes the CCC! Make way!
*O&P takes stock ob teh situashun
* scoops up the brains, rinses them in raspberry sparking wadders
* fits brains back into the branium cabbity
* replaces hed bones
* snaps on fresh CHRG
* wraps head with extra stickystrong ducky tape
* lead kvnsgrrl to splort recobbrey lounge
Rest here, my dear, for a while. Snuggle under this floofy cheezmap blanket and nibble on a choklit possum for strenf.
Aww, dun be splortin when u shud be dansing teh happitail dans wif me.
*Cattails passes out whine and cheez for teh sillybrashun*
** O&P gibes back the stock she took upfred **
stoopy hoomin … kittehs never takes ‘no’ for an answer!
wot iz dis ‘noe’ awf wich yu speke?
Mi momma used to say NO, and THAT’S FINAL! Iz nawt liek I’d whine ‘n beg and plead er anyfing. Oh, waitaminnit…maybe ai did serv a lil wine wif dinner. Nevermind.
Ackshuly, ayd lyke to fonafrend, kthx! *ring-ring*
yes, we can discuss this, and yes, that is my final answer.
Great pic, so cute!
You sir, are the kitteh
The kitteh’s not me
For a final answer
I always ask thee.