*Dial dial dial*
“Hellow, iz this teh law firm ov Nasti, Brutish adn Short?
Yu oughta see what theez silleh humanz haz me sayin in this book here wif mai pixure…
Ai can hasz lawsoot plzthnx?”
PEW PEW PEW!!! *soakz pb* KUSH KUSH!!! *hitz LOW in da hed, messes new hair-do* *rolls back under tarp* *re-loadz* *comes back for TTC* “here kitteh hitteh”
TTC bryings in teh BIIIG guns, deh soopy syze Wally Werld speshul, water fylled grownd gyded missule water gun. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, spraysifys eberfing, soaks myselyf, oh man, dere goes mai hair! *runsawfwifakwikness tu reload*
WP ate my commint!!! Durn! Ai haz a sooooper syze ayr tu grownd water missule from Wally Werld dat sprayed eberbuddy. Den had tu retreet fur relodd. Oh well, guess we settlol for teh gardin hose. Mai hayr is a mess tuu!
Nao ai reeeeeely runsawfwifakwikness – kwik PB hyde me!!!! here guys, wile ai waz at teh wally werld buying teh ayr tu grownd water missul gun, ai baught teh hugh pak of Shamwows…..nao, u no ai can’t du dis awl day, butt furr teh promoshunal brybe awf nawt turning me in ober teh gun, here u go! Hab a Shamwow!
Gotta pass eggzam!
conga ratz an happeh urfdei!!
Ah! dat eggsplanes teh pikchoor awn teh Googlol site!
FANX!!! I was so surprised to see my LOL there! First one that’s made it to the front page!!
Woo Hoo !!11!!
Dubble Woo Hoo an an ASCII!!
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its awsome!
Belaytid concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund, annipuss. Ai postified, den ai ranaway (well – den ai had sum uvver stuff ai needed to doing).
Studee hard, littlol kitteh!
If U getz teh A awn teh eggzam U can haz a dubblol cheezburger.
If U getz teh B U can haz teh reglolar cheezburger.
If U getz teh fail, U getz tu watch teh goggie eet ur cheezurger.
Awwww! Dat’s a bit harsh!
Haz u eber seed a kitteh fayle? Nebber happunz.
Faylin kitteh’s aginst teh claws ob fizzyiks. WRR bee rite.
LOL!!! That is punishment, indeed!
Indeedy, indeedy! Very harsh!
Kitteh iz doing waht iz POPular today. ICHC wuz eben a kweschun awn “freekibble!!”
ohai Janet! Ware is u? Here or there? and is teh ashy stuffs messing up yer happytayl time?
yu hav to lern to be kyute?
Aifink teh kyute cums nacherullee, but u haz 2 lern haow 2 yooze it!
*nods* Yup yup – dat mayks sense.
mefinks heez asleep behinds dat buk. luk at deh sunbeem on himz butt!
I can heer John Denver in mai mynd, singin Sunshine on mai butt makes me sleppeeeeeee….
LOL!!!
Shaymless pro moshun, ur doin it rite awl sew!
*Dial dial dial*
“Hellow, iz this teh law firm ov Nasti, Brutish adn Short?
Yu oughta see what theez silleh humanz haz me sayin in this book here wif mai pixure…
Ai can hasz lawsoot plzthnx?”
An owtrage! U can awlso contak teh law firm ov Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, if dis one blos u off (uh, er can’t help u).
I can has class-action?
aifinkso…
CLASS – pj wantz sum akshun. U awl haz Ur waddur b’loonz still?
U duz!!
Eggsallad!! Awn teh koawnt uf free, U awl can frow pj Ur waddur b’loonz?
Gud.
Wun….
Twu …
FREE!!!!
Free!!!!!!!
Wadder fite on ICHC!!!! Duck!!!!!
*LOW gets teh gardin hoze*
o.O !! * PB fawgawt froz a bloon nd missez *
fawgawtPEW PEW PEW!!! *soakz pb* KUSH KUSH!!! *hitz LOW in da hed, messes new hair-do* *rolls back under tarp* *re-loadz* *comes back for TTC* “here kitteh hitteh”
* Froaz a ham grenaid .. *
Dis is teh wadder fite, nawt teh meat fite!!!
*who brings teh ham to teh wadder fite?*
*Grumblol grumblol grumblol*
* Filz paipa bag wit worta nd froaz it at LOW *
o.O !! Taht didnut wurk
!!
U haz nawt bin in tu menny wadder fites, PB???
*ham grenaids, paper bags, sheesh!!!*
U haz nawt bin in tu menny wadder fites, PB?
*ham grenaids, paper bags, sheesh!
* Getz TWU modden placstik luntsh bagz nd filz tehm wib worta *
* Froaz tehm boaf at TTC
*
Mai hair!!!!
Dis meenz war!!!!
*Turnz teh hoze on PJ*
*right inna noze!!!*
Direct hit!!!
*chokes* pleh. I is feeling faint….. *walkz toward da brite lite* I’s comin, Elizabeth!
PJ!!! PJ!!! Ai’s sawwy!!1 Turnz away frum teh brite lite!!!!
Doan go! Ai’s sawwwwwwyyyyyyyyy!!!!
* Ternz awf fyretruk hedlites *
*peekz 1 eye open* might need mouf to mouf…weher’s da fyremen?
Hangz awn! Ai get WRR!
Himz teh volunteer fyreman, u noes!
Kummawn WRR !! Yuuv gawt tu saib hur !!
* finishez teh last byte uf teh unyum *
Okai hoo needz mouf tu mouf?
*miraculouslee recovers* I’m gud.
*runzawaytolookfordryclothes*
*runsbackalldry* LOW seems to be in some physical distress. I finxshe drownified.
Ai’s otay, PJ!
WRR drainded teh wadder outta teh wadder tablol!
TTC bryings in teh BIIIG guns, deh soopy syze Wally Werld speshul, water fylled grownd gyded missule water gun. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, spraysifys eberfing, soaks myselyf, oh man, dere goes mai hair! *runsawfwifakwikness tu reload*
*LOW sprayz PB inna butt!!!!
Taht wuz a LOW akt
!! * lukz faw a bukkit *
*stealz pb’s bukkit*
Ai haz a bukkit ..You had a bukkit..
“TTC, ware are you? Are you hungreh?”
* Putz awn volunteer fyreman cote adn hat adn bootz *
Park dat fyretruk rite ober bai teh fownitin. Putz teh pump inna fownitn so wii nawt runz aowt uf waddurz!!
* Grabz teh hose adn standz neggst tu teh fyretuk *
WP ate my commint!!! Durn! Ai haz a sooooper syze ayr tu grownd water missule from Wally Werld dat sprayed eberbuddy. Den had tu retreet fur relodd. Oh well, guess we settlol for teh gardin hose. Mai hayr is a mess tuu!
Dats otay, TTC, weze all a mess wif teh bad hair!
*turns teh gardin hoze on TTC*
LOL!!!
*handz PB a sham-wow*
* taiks sham-wow, sokes unda tap, froaz it at WRR
*
Hai!
* aimez nozzlol at PB opunz teh nozzlol just a liddlol bit *
Gud shawt PB!
WRR shuldn’t imper-, impl-, pretendz tu be teh fyremenz!
Ai nawt purrtending
* shoe LOW teh offishul volunteer fyremanz badj adn teh inshoorins kard *
Oooooo ! WRR IZ teh volunteer fyreman!!!!
o.O
*swoons*
* Rushiz ober wib a swuuning cowtch witsh iz akshuly teh tablol PJ haz bene hiding unda *
*BONK*
*Bumpz teh hed onna table.*
Fankies, PB!
(Ai finks!!!)
Iz Okay !! Itz a worta tablol nd weev jussed LOWered it
*LOW splashes nd flownders in teh water tablol*
PB!
Uze tryin tu drownd me????
Letz teh waddurs awl owt uf teh waddur tablol.
*LOW blowz a BEEEG spout ov wadder*
*flings teh hair oudda her eyz*
Fankies, WRR!
* dialz 9 elebentee *
Hallo? Ai can haz teh fyretuck pls? Wii iz hazzing teh waddur fite adn aifinkso teh fyremanz mai want tu plai tu?
Hydes ayr tu grownd wader gun missul if deh fyremens are comming. ai fink itz nawt leglol.
Dey will bring teh fyrewimminz tu.
Nao ai reeeeeely runsawfwifakwikness – kwik PB hyde me!!!! here guys, wile ai waz at teh wally werld buying teh ayr tu grownd water missul gun, ai baught teh hugh pak of Shamwows…..nao, u no ai can’t du dis awl day, butt furr teh promoshunal brybe awf nawt turning me in ober teh gun, here u go! Hab a Shamwow!
*driz awf wiffa Sham-wow*
Doan get TTC in twubbel!!!
Studee, studee, studee, dats what i must do!
Taht’z an awld trik !! Hied yaw playkitteh bihynd a faik cuvver
!!
Sowndz laik teh voyse ov eggs peery ends!
Woz comic til ai gawt cort
!!
Buuk Wurm Kitteh habz
phunnee luukeengz at skwigglee
lynez undurr pikkshurrz!
Buuk Wurm Kitteh lykez
t3h phunnee pikkshurrz awn t3h
slippurree payjez!!
Buuk Wurm Kitteh habz
studdeedz eenuff 4 wun nyte.
Tyme 4 a shoartz Napz!!!
Jack.
BuukWurmKitteh! LOL!!
Hey, what’s with all the misspelled words?
g’nite anni! don’t furget 2 hav a hawt chokolat bee4 bed! den u dreem ov chokolat. plus iz veree yummeh.
@@@@@ to pj!!
wayt, whut?? nohwun sayd ennyfing abowt ay test!
Mt McKinley !!
Not Even Doom Music will save you from Finals.