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SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up OM’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thx Anni! Wat a cyootipatooti kitteh! Shuld be warning sine aifinkso!
Tehy cannut bottlol wot sheez gawt !!
!!
Wud maik a four choon if tehy cuud
Lukks liek she haz maykup rownd her iez.
Sew wud yu if yu knu yaw fotoeaux wuz goen raond teh wurld
Eleeping elefantz tu u OCM! Adn u splorted b4 you speekid! Ai seed tih littlol trubbloolmaiker ailier. Ai noed himz a wunce 4 waht himz b: Splort-City.
Ohai an thx, Mollypuss! Iz such a prittee kitteh. Ai culd nawt fink ov ennyfing els tu tiep. Mai brayn went *pop* Wazza troo splo…. u noe wat.
Teh ownaz ob tihs kittee muss hab tu fede it wile cubbering tehir ize, aifinkso
!!
Yesh. Difficlolt nawt tu carree rownd awl day skritching hed an snorgling tummee!
An kitteh kan lien up teh gushifudz an say : open dis wun! Nah, pleh, noe liek. Open dis wun! Nah, pleh, noe liek. Open dis wun!” (Mind you, that’s what my kitteh does and I am not splorted and can see perfectly well. Or can I? She’s pulling the wool er, floof? over my eyes).
Teh kittehs hav teh powa ober us aifinkso. Ai nawt let mien be fussee wiv teh fuds, butt(!) wen tehy wonts tu com in oar go owt tehy noe hao tu rattlol mai cayj (oar blind!).
Ai TRAI nawt to let mine bee fussee wif teh fuds.
Butt – otterwize, Ai ar at tehre merssee!
Teh fudz iz liek wiv kidz – mai sisder mayd fore diffrent meelz foar free kidz an hubcat. Ai mayd wun meel an if nawt liek it, be hongree. Mai kidz liek mai cukking an we awlwais had barietee – noodlols, ries, lawtz ov bedjies, etc. Lukkee ai gess.
LOL!! If we had to cubber ar aiez ebree taim we saw teh kittehs being cyoot, we’d go throo teh whirrled kwite blind!
Onli teh pritty wunz …
!!
Wot ?? o.O
!!
An just WEAR hav yoo ebber scene thiz mythaclol nawt-pritteh kitteh???
whi yesh, ai du beeleev yu wil alsew fynd kitteh undur “splort” tu.
An sweetie!
Preshus adn huggablol tu!
I bi unda tablol
U bin awn teh sors?
2 much elektrik soop?
“Sweet” kumz ‘fore “Tablol” yu kno !! * Gawt tu bi relly vant
*
Ohai tu yu adn tu awl yet tu maik tehm selbz noan
!!
U meen tehres maw tahn juss uss free heer? *lukks arownd*
Yez, caont teh voets
!!
Arrr. Ai sea. Ai nawt finkt ov taht. Prolly afrayd tu cawment in cais ov splo… u noe!
Awlso, tehre ar furst-tiem core minters whuz core mintz ar stil in moddy rayshen !! Yu offen fynd em wen u luuk bak at awl LOLz !!
“awlD”, taht iz …
Wen Ai findid dis plaes, it wuz a wile b4 Ai findid teh commints. Sum peepl juss lukk at teh pikchoors. Dey dunno wat dey aer missin!
Iz liek teh diktshenerry xploadid nd awl teh spelingz mikst up !!
Yesh. Saym heer. Tehn ai sor u too wiv teh litnin fingaz! Zzzzziiiip! Got meh in strait awai!
Did wi du teh rite fing, Anni
??
*
* Corss wi did
Ai red commint uh lawng tyme bifor Ai maek miself noed. Dinnit wannu innerup but yu iz hazzin sew mutch fone Ai jupped in!
dee dee dee “somebody’s watching me” dee dee dee
*musiclol intertubelude*
Sea wot ai mene ?? Ai sed “Harry up” nd heer u iz
!!
Pretty s-kari!
Harry
BOO!
Tee hee *runsawaiwifakwikness*
Kum baaaakk drgnfly!!!
Nooooo! Com bakk, drgnfly, com baaaakk!
Gibz mi gas … a frayd ob wot miet happin …
!!
Hey Ho! Dis woan’t get teh shoppin dun! Bai fur naow!
Put taht unda “necess it eaze” !! Bai Bai !!
Bai fur nao tu! Ai shuld goe sleepiez misalf!
* Hans Lali a floofy cheezmap blanket * Nite !!
Oh, fankies! Iz comfie! *snore*
Buy buy Anni!
Yoo can haz Annis fur sail??
Do yoo hav moar than just teh wun?
Doo they come in diffrent colors?
luuk unner “beyuutiful”
mai pikchur iz dere, 2!
Ohai Brainfire! Welcom!
Ohai 2 u, OzcatMum!
We can finding tihs kitteh unda
Adorablol
Beyootimus
Cyoot
(Danjeruslee so)
E…
Ekskweeseet
Flurtacius
Gawrjus
H….
Nennepus! *pownces awn Nennepus wiffakwikness* I has missded u!!!! {{{Nennepus}}} Hao u is! Did u cope wiff bein stuk in Italoly? Did u has sunshine? Did u miss us? Has u had teh fun? ….
*gets self together*
ok, awn wiff teh liszt…
Hartbrakingly beautimous
Innosint
Jorjous
K…
Klevva
Lushuss
Marvless
Nortee but nyss
O..
Otterlee adorabul
Prone to cawse splorts
Q-t
R…
{{{{HCR}}}}
*whispurrs – is only the stuck-part that is a bit worrying…*
Is impossiblol knot to cope wif being stuck in Rome!
Yesh – we had sunshine!
Yesh – ai missed you awl!!
Yesh – we had the ufn, driving up a tuscan hill and down a tuscan hill and up a tuscan hill and dow… u get the pikshoor!
delicatess tuch… . . .. …… ♪
Teh kyoot is tu paynefolol. Wants tu rripp bebeh kitteh outta pooter adn snorgolol snorgolol kissie faise tigglol unner chinni… Sutch n fetching feline…
Yoink!
*Scootz past OM adn yoinks adoorablol kitteh!*
*snorgle, snorgle, snorgle*
Hay MMM !! Wi cannut awl go raond heer yoinkign teh kitteez awf eetch uvver !! * sturn luuk *
* Isle traid yu sum Tim Tamz faw kittee
*
Yoo hav moar Tim Tamz?? Witch wuns?t
*pownces on Janet*
Ohai dere!! I hazn’t seeinged ur kewt fais in a whyle oar tu!!!
{{{Janet}}}}
* Tripz ober teh Cween …* Sawree, yor Jamesty !!
Ohai Janet !! Ai gawt awl tieps ob Tim Tamz
!!
ht p://www.arnotts.com.au/our-products/products/variety-detail.aspx?o=849
Darc wunz ar nyce nd yu can purrtend tehy ar betta faw yu !!
LOL! Purrtending werks a bit.
So far, ai hav fownd awnlee wun stoar heer taht haz them – HAD them – bak wehn ai furst sayed ai had tehm. NUTHING sinse.
BUTT – itz moar oar less OK, becuz ai am *ahem*
banting.
U culd set up a impawt bizzniss, Janet! Bring teh Ozzee biskits in tu USA!! Wuld mayk a gazillion dollas!
SUMwun shud bring tehm!
Tehy say tehy ar doing it – butt! they ar reelee hard to find.
Adn to fronschland too! Ai bolunteer to be impawt ajent!
Yu goanna maik no munneez if yu eetz tehm awl, MMM !!
O, er, um, hadnt fort of taht.
*reconsiderz offa to be ajent*
Um, can ai be timtamtesta plskthnx?
Otay, MMM !! Nawt-sekkund, yu can strat awf az a bisket braiker awn teh produkshen lyne !! Wi cannut hab paketz ob bisketz bean sold wibowt enni borkt wunz !!
If u iz gud at taht, u can moov awn tu taistign nd samploling ! Tehn itz up tu yu tu taik tehm tu teh wurld !! Adn tehn wi du teh taist test afta import; a berri import-ent jawb
!!
Butt sumwot taysting!
Yu wud bi s-lick at it !!
O, do me a flavor
Wen u wont tu s-tart ??
Ai wud’v started rite nao, butt ai haz to fly! So sav-or teh rest furr layter!
Schmooooz cheezfrenz!
{{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}
IRL haz mee in an irin grip!
Nawt to MENSHUN teh volcano!
Ai’m off in two hours to SheKahGo to taek Salleh to teh Hare Port! An booklion droppt bai ober teh weak end . . . an MUCH moar!
Yu cud rite a novlol ‘bowt yor advenchaz,
” Hao Ai scaypt teh vowel cano nd fluu rownd teh wurld “
Ai CUD rite a novlol . . . butt ai wud hav to markit it az fikshun, cuz no wun wud beleeve it!
Ohhh – sorree! Ai mist it.
Iz a vowel cano relayted to teh konsonent kitteh?
In konsonent ?? DU NAWT WONT !!! * hee, hee *
Oar a inconsinant kitteh?
Deh ebil bolcano b reskedulifying ur trip tu deh far flung places?
NEBBER, NEBBER wud ai trayd ennyfing fur a kitteh
well, sept praps two kittehs
Oops, gawt modyraitid !!
Wott abowt teh Tim Tamz nd tihs kitteh, MMM ??
ht tp://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxePzvS
Tim Tamz (larj pak) adn too kittehs, taht’z mai fynal offa!
Otay, iz a deel !! Heer’z yor uvver kitteh !! * Hi luks hungre *
ht tp://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVyORp9
Butt heez got a kinda gentlol luk abowt him
Yooz a stele gorntlett wen yu fede him, k? Himz teh riginal wyeld kat
!!
well, if ur definition uv ‘gentlol’ is ‘ekwipt wif teef adn nawt afraid tu use dem’, den yes, him lukz bery gentlol.
Well, Abe Lincon sed “If yu lukin for the bad in peeps (adn kittehs) eggspekting to find it, you shoorly will”
(uh, nawt shore he menshuned kittehs as such)
so ai rekkond it wurks teh ovver wai rownd too.
Tihs kitteh haz gud in him sumware….ai fink!
Sumtiems teh best vyuu ob sum peeplol (nd plaises)
iz in yor reervyuw mirra !!
Ai luv tihs colur skeem, teh grai kitteh adn teh fyoosha bakgrownd adn….
*triez to take mind off kyootniss*
o noes, ai fink ai’m goin to S P L O R T………
Heer kums teh CCC wee-ooo wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy Shadow83z brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakk-pakk kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh hedd-boans ontu teh krayniums*
*kkkrik-kkkrik-ripp teh dukky-tayp arown teh hedd*
*tayp-tayp rownd adn rownd nyse adn tyte*
*strech-snap awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*eskoarts MMM tu teh splort rekubbury ward*
Heer, sit in dis kumfy chayr in frun ob teh window.
*rapps hur in a warm cheezmap blankee*
Heers sum chokklit possums adn hawt chokklit. Doan lukk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
Ohai OzcatMum, fanks fur teh sayving – butt (!) ai fink yu gabe me sumwun elsis braynes!!
*Pawnders fur a wile*
Tihs can onlee be an impoobmint aifinkso!
*skoopy-skoopy MMM’s brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer* !!!
Awl bedder? K? Sawree!
Iz prolly a nimp ruvement, OCM
!! * Hee, hee *
Ai tel u a sicrit, Ai yuuz Werd nd leve teh naims in red fondt; maiks it simpla fur mi nd red ink duz nawt sho in ICHC
!!
Thx PB. Ai hav juss fikkst teh prollem in much teh saym wai. Fancee pooting in teh rong brayns!! O deer. A man’s brayns, tuu!
Ai kan haz yr awld wuns, MMM? Tehy MUSS be bedda tahn what CC dished owt tu miii …
Aifinkso tehy mite be a bit worned owt! Fraid ai can’t be gibbon yu a siks munf worrenty – or eben free munfs cum to fink of it!!
*Splort* ai sorry, teh cuteness is jus wayy too hard to resist!!!!
*Flyz in wif deh majicklol de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort viktimz braynez iz sukked up,*
*kleened adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protektifying *
*frum fucheer splortz*
*Grantski b rappt in floofee blankee,*
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
THAT wuz kwik!
Do yoo keep teh de-splortifyer handy in yur bubblol??
uv korse!!
Wif a horse?
No remorse !!
Juss keep on corse!
Awl deh way tu deh sorse!
Ai’ve had worse !! * Wot ?? It luuks rite duznut it ??
*
An wivowt forse!
JCH4K, whut iz Tim Tamz? Nebber seed tehm inna Soufefrika?
i nawt b JCH4K, but u kin luk at dis…..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_tams
Actually dis is a splort for me too.
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts 5Eagles in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Oh fank you Ozcatmum.{{{{ozcatmum}}}}}}
planning permissshun application? is it wordy?
O Yesh. Berry werdy. Wil sir ten lee tayak ur mynd awf cyoot kittehs!
ARGGH!!! Ai haz nawt mai CHRG dis eerlee!!!
SPLORT!!!!
O Noes !! Catena iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Catena’z branes an rinse dem wiv creemy soada*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Catena to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*gets de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water* oooh – shinee!!!
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif flutterbyes and rainboes*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Catena in a floofeh blankitt decomarated with floofeh bebbeh animlols, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and a basket of chonklit eggs an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
mmmmm….
neis adn warm…adn derez choklit!
thx yu guis!
Ai TOLE u. Taht bebeh iss PUER trubblol! Lemme taek himz offov yr hanz.
Hai, hai eberywun, fist tim koment frm me – jus hav to say yu guyz ar histerrical, I laffs till I kry!
Mollypuss, yu in Soufefrika? Me too, we mutz hav don summing
ohai geniecat, how yoo iz? nice to meeting yoo! *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
(yoo iz not being ignord, evreewun haz gond on to teh nooest LOL)
(africat iz also frum sowf afrika, but libs in saudi arabia to teeching english ther)
ohai geniecat
**extends floofy paw ob fwendchips**
nice to meetcha!!
i keeps getting my frendly paw an my floofy paw miksded up.
Yiss! Ai libs inna eggoli, ware wii gotz teh munnies anna gunz! Ai orso laff tillit tiers coem outta mai ayes! Naice tu meata fello suffererer! *Extends floofy pootjie ob friendship* Welkom!
wow… matur suwun maneh paklik…
Littlol nappin kitteh… sigh…
(Pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
lolcat – (noun of great funnies) -l o l kat-
A cute cat known for it’s ability to bring “lols” and it’s phonetic spelling of all words.
See also- ceilingcat, adorable, basementcat, lol
‘sfunny, kitteh. Cuz I found u under “eachoo up.” It said “see under: snorgle until subject emits spontaneous eeep.”
Dere was picher ub u, eben. I swerz.
aifinks kitteh cans alsew bee fownd undur “squeee”.