
DIS IZ MAH HEMLLITT i are wedy fow battul, genaruul
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DIS IZ MAH HEMLLITT i are wedy fow battul, genaruul
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Dis wull purrtek me!
*batbatbat*
*snags Helmut*
Col. Klink says I see no think!
Yep, Ai thort teh kitteh wuz bein a bit ober opty mistik!
u gotz dat rite !! Nawt mush protekshun wif dat
Unless u aer an ikzotik froot!
Iz nawt teh helmut iz teh Ejyptshun Krown. Izz teh Cween cleopawtra.
dats whut ai nawt sekund though when ai saw da pixor
conga rats anni, OMC, sweetpea and claregurl. luks lik a 4 way makramay.
Thx dharma99!
Gomer Pylol kitteh?
Shazaaaaam!
well gooooooowwwwwwlllllleeee!
prolly haz teh nyse singing voyse, too.
But can’t send teh ayliens away lyke sweetpea can, I betcha.
Kool kap, kitteh!
To battul!
Assemblol teh minyons!!!
Ai are reddee fur mah closeup.
wot a beeyotimus creem tabby. wot an aawful hat!
Ai liek it betur than mai liem rind; doanchu?
ai gess itz bettur dan liem rind.
ai dunno, teh leim rynd issa classick…
Its so lacy!
>^;^<
duh!! ai jus reelized itz dah cover frum an apple-pear. u cann find fashun eenywere!
Is Ladee Gaga Kitteh.
datz teh soun kitteh maykz wif harebal.
“Ga…ga…”
Iz totally Ladee Gaga Kitteh.
My thought exactly. Someone should recapture it!
Kitteh has CHRG tu protek frum aon kyootnuss!
duz they haz these at teh tyebooteek?
iz akshullee eh KPFT (kitteh plastuk fruitee ty)
Ifz Clemeowpurrtra komz luking foar hur fantsee Eejipshun hattz-thingie , ai nebber sawded itz … nope, nebber didded, nawt mih!
ai wuz finking clemeowpurrtra tew!!
*wispurs*
ai jest dident no hoa to spellz itz.
“Cleocatra,” ai beeleev.
Yabbut – Clemeowpurrtra wuz hurr muvver, aifinkso.
♫♪
Oh mai Darlin’, Oh mai Darlin’
Oh mai darlin’ Clem~eow~purrtra!
U wuz lost adn gone fur ebber,
Oh mai darlin’ Clem~eow~purrtra!
whut a beautimous song mai cween.
Taht’z teh beeyouteemowss partz uv lolspeak – noe ryte oar rong speleng, afinkso!
Wak lyke an Ejeepchum
Releeze teh Kraken.
*twemblolz in feer*
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
wetreeet!
tu da rear – harch
*wuz a great lyon frum an old TV show and (waaaa) ai can’t rememember da naem*
Dis new fashion keepz kitteh from self=splortage.
Kitteh all protectid
By ur syentifik tecknolajees
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
.
OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
.
Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Thank u!
♪♫ Onward Kitteh soljers
lissen to tehm rore
wiff slisez of cheezes
aksing fur somoar♪♫
♪♫ No wun izzer masturs
See hao tehy mayk us lol
so gib tehm nommy burgerz
adn a cheezy roll♪♫
Applolsawse!! Applolsawse!! Applolsawse!!
FanQ mai cween! Wii posteded tihs onna prebius lol “onward!”
Dis iz shepmom’s contrubishins to eet:
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Standing side by siiiiide,
Wif dere kitteh friends,
Slashing those who’d bathe dem,
Wif teh pointy ends….
Onward Kitteh soljers
Marching off to noms
Each wif a can of tuna
From dere faithful moms…
(Sorry — couldn’t resist. I’m a church musician and we do this all the time! Gladly, the cross-eyed bear, Kinkering Kongs, etc.)
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to JerseyRose an Kryttle_Kitten an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd a yummy cuppiecaek buffay wif many diffrent flavrs an fansee frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kazoos for making byootiful myoozik, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai 2 teh birfdai peeps.
*whispers* Ai aer nawt shore that kazoos and byootiful myoozik aer compatyblol!
I is re-encarnashun of Ajian peer
model kitteh is ready fur herz photoshoot
I hopes wii don’t seeing kitteh on ridiculousposes.com
~snerk~ :LOL: ai thot ur commint sed “ridiculous spouses !
that, too!
Is not possible for kittehs to look ridiculous, they has dignitude and grace that us hairless monkehs can only aspire to but never quite reach
at least that’s whut kittehs like to fink
“wun duz not simply rofl into Mordor…not with ten-towsand kittehs could ewe do dis”
ROFL!!!!
@@@@@elebentyburgersforyu, The Crapture!
Grace Jones kitteh
has the Funky
Yam booteafull in midevil ear cover.
Dis mus b konhayd fromm ol tewevishionish Saburdai nitz Lib ifinkso. ya, iz konhayd
can haz burfdayz parti nows? Can make toona juice punch, nawt fwrut punch? Can bats bownzy bawlz now? peeez pway wif eberybody Ai goin runs wylds aw ober yeah
it’s lady gaga kitty!