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Eeeeep!
Kayrful deyr, littlol laydee… bewayr teh kyootness oberload!
Adn we has a foar way makramay! *dansdans-hebbenly-dansdans*
u rock nightshayde!
ebben iffin u r furritened b diz innocint liddle kitti.
*movez behind nightshayde* datz gud. u kan leed da parade.
*scoops up littlol BC*
Himz small enuf to lern teh wayz uv gud (mixed wif a littlol mischiff, uv coars).
*happitayl dans dans dans*
bc notz alwz ebil,dans dans hack, hac,….
Purrrzaktlee — liek orinj iz nawt awlwaiz poyzin. *nods*
Ai lub kittehs uv awl kulurs!
Derz nowayr u can hydez
ders no where you can run!
Wayrebber u goez, i will fynd u!
Adn ai will demand tu be snorglold!
boo!
peek-a-boo!
ohai angelplume!
I C U
*dukks bakk unner teh floof*
*crawlz stelfilee tu anobber hydee-playse*
*sneekz up bhind AngelPlume*
BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOOGAAAA!!!!
*runzawayfast*
*Chases AngelPlume*
*hangs a fisheh from teh ceilin ovr a rope trap* he he he
Lukking fur nomz
♪ ♪ ♫ inna awl da rong placez ♪ ♫
in all the rong places…
gammacat ur wit iz legenderi.
gmta
**gigglol** aw shucks! *hands noodle a coke*
fanks gammacat. *glug glug glug glug glug* dat wuz refreshsing. *buuuuuuurp*
*richter scale shows a 7.5* WHOA
U noez BCs nom sole rite?
*nods* adn cod. Adn toona-fisheez.
and shwimpz!!
Noms? How about these noms?
ht tp://myfoodlooksfunny.com/2010/04/21/funny-food-photos-cats-love-bento-boxes/#comments
(mind the gap….)
Teh anjelz habe uh skerred!
Ob a kyoot littlol kitten?
Wimpy anjelz.
Ob uh baysemint kitteh! Baysemint kitteh eatz dere soulz adn steelz dere weengs! Den dey halfa goe lib en teh baysemint en teh darq! Den dey haz uh byggur skerred!
*flicks off heaven’s light switch* Dere, now heben iz teh basement.
Hoo noo clowds cud bee soe thik?
… an fuzzeh!
Furst a cumfy vortex ob hell, nao floofy klowds ob hebbin.
Luuks lyke kitteh is kubberd no mattur wayr hims goez.
A vyuu frum a difrent
angleangel ..Spying awn
DogGod.Cammoflarj; yer duen it rawng !!
Wery sweet bc kitten–i have 5 rite now,wun haza white spot on hiz tummy.
Silly meh.
>^;^<
My Sarah haz a whyte spawt awn hur chest, a whyte stripe down hur belleh, whyte toez awn hur bak feets, an a whyte poof awn teh end of hur tayle.
Hao iz Sarah doin? Hao abowt Dini?
Hao u is, red?
Bofe of teh gurlz iz gud. Sarah iz bak to hur yooshual self.
Me, I has teh hedayk dat refyoozis to go away. Pleh. Iz jest enuf to be annoyin, butt nawt enuf to put me down.
How yoo doin, NS?
Fitin bak against a hedayk, too. Hoapin nawt to hasta take moar meds until ai get hoam. Saem fing — enuf to be annoyin, but nawt enuf to put me down (oar keep me hoam).
Ai hoap u feelz beddur suun. Haz u tried taykin Vitamin B supplements? Ai heered wunce dat dey halps sum pplz. Aifink dey werk — mite be placebo effect, but ai iz ok wif dat if mah hed duzzint hur az muchlee.
Aw, hail….
Aw, hail, no!
ebil haz infiltrated gud
hmmm….. iz dis a Debil oar Angel ??? sowndz like a song…
♫♪
Debil oar angel, I can’t make up mai mind
Witch wun u r I’d like tu wake up adn find
Debil oar angel, deer, witcheber u am
I miss u, I miss u, I mi-i-iss u.
Debil oar angel plz say yoo’ll b mi-i-ine
Lub mii oar leev mii, I’ll go owt uv mai mind
Debil oar angel, deer, witcheber u am
I need u, I need u, I need u.
U luk like an angel
Ur smilol iz divine
But u keep mii gessin’
Will u eber b mine?
Debil oar angel plz say yoo’ll b mi-i-ine
Lub mii oar leev mii, I’ll go owt uv mai mind
Debil oar angel, deer, witcheber u am
i lub u, I lub u, I-I lu-u-ub u.
Bebil oar angel plz say yoo’ll b mi-i-ine
Lub mii oar leev mii, I’ll go owt uv mai mind
Debil oar angel, deer, witcheber u am
i lub u, I lub u, I-I lu-u-ub u.
Mebbe “Debil in Diskiez” by Elbis?
ok…….
U luk like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wize
Ur deh debil in dis guyz
O yes u r
Deh debil in dis guyz
U fooled mii wif ur kisses
U cheeted adn u skeemed
Heben noez how u lied tu mii
Ur nawt deh way u seemed
U luk like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wize
Ur deh debil in dis guyz
O yes u r
Deh debil in dis guyz.
I thot dat I wuz in heben
But I wuz shur sir prized
Heben halp mii, I didn’t see
Deh debil in ur aiz
U luk like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wize
Ur deh debil in dis guyz
O yes u r
Deh debil in dis guyz
Ur deh debil in dis guyz
O yes u r
Deh debil in dis guyz
O yes u r
Deh debil in dis guyz
oh wow – does that bring back memories. American Bandstand! Peepz haz such gud videos adn songs in comments. My faborite radidio statshun a twerk iz da local oldies one. Sometimes ai break out in song (quietly though) when ai iz working. Fun.
U nawt sing kwietlee n ur car, tho!
Dis one too kewt to be ebil.
u nvr new tat cuwt iz the bestest way to hidez ebil?!
Dats whut him wantz U tu fink.
Teh ebil. It habs bloo ais.
Amyst teh gudnuss
Wen ebreetinkz wunda fall
Ebil iz byden tyme
Bloo Ieed, Bebbeh
Midnyte Kitteh needz 2 wurkz
awn himz cammoflawjj!
Bloo Ieed, Bebbeh
Midnyte Kitteh maykz lawwwwwwwng trekk
froo Beeg Dawggeh’z fur!!
Bloo Ieed, Bebbeh
Midnyte Kitteh willz cawntroalz
Beeg Dawggeh reel soon!!!
Jack.
*gigglol*
Go, Bloo Ieed Bebbeh Midnyte Kitteh!
MWUHAHAHA…ha..*cough* HA!
*kews theem tu jaws*
♬ Deh dem deh dem
wut r all of teh fuzzy around kitteh?
clowds, sillee!
is teh hebbenly clouds, aifinkso!
Hey, you! git onto my cloud!
Sose ai can lubs yoo and snorglol you, sweet bloo-ide bc, an feeds yoo toona and lubs yoo summoar! an snorglol yoo some moar! Oh, ai wants! (delicately shuvs 20# dobbygurl outta lap…) oh, sawry, Dobbs! Haz been so long since myne wuz so liddul…
*Snerk* Mai 16# Sassy woked mii up erlee tihs mewrning bai jumping awn teh naitstand adn trying 2 walk undur teh shayde ov a short lamp, nokking ebreefing ober. Hur finks hur is still a liddlol bebbeh.
!!!!!!!!!!!
Lebel elebenty-nyne splort alert!
Puts awn 50′s baving cap, tops wiff teh chrg(wdoi) and reads instruxions fur fillin owt teh sinsus forms…
5eagles, are you lurking? aifinkso this bc is hiding in teh fur uv yore Great Wite Bear of teh Norf, teh protektor, teh maakwaa! Him iz knowing him iz safe, and being protekktified!
ninja skillz….nawt kwite werkin’, akshully!
but don’ u meen he’s infiltrated the CEILING?
Him is mad at meh, aifinkso…Ai postified a pikshoor uv himz car dat ai taeked frum him(teh wun ai akshully boughted) awn mai profile!
…um…um…Jeremy? ai am lost…haz mebbee bin away too long? Who’s mad? and…and…and! who’s car?
Ai wuz sayin’ dat BC must be mad at meh cuz ai boughted himz car and put a pikshoor of it awn my profile
er, um…teh pikshoor is hier….ai had teh bloo name linky wrong *points*
So, where did Ceiling Cat go?
. …=・ェ・=
MAI HELL
sed Basement Cat
IT HAZ FROZIN OVUR
I KAN’T TYSPE! Basement cat just looking for mom.
i wub basement kittehs!
I can’t understand you people. Sigh.