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gud wun, anni! yoo can thinking ob funny fings so fast!
Thx, LM!
****Sad Annowms Mint****
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A frend ob myne lost her cat today. Sam Cat was getting old and ill, so it wasn’t unexpected, but I remember him from when he was a couple of years old and still tearing round the house like a maniac. (It is he who helped me invent the game of “lift the cat”, where you lightly toss a cat in the air and catch it, repeatedly.)
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gud fun kitteh wif a lawng adn happytayle life! {{{jd, SamCat, and jd’s frend}}}
{{{sam cat}}} {{{sam cat’s momma}}} {{{jd}}}
they haz such a big place in owr lifes an leeves a hole wen tehy iz gone. pleez send owr lubs an hugs to yor frend.
Oh noes.
I gots two frends who lost kittehs dis month. One more kitteh is vry old and sick.
I dun usually gets angree at teh gods, but: Ceiling Cat, Bast, whoebber is up dere, stop taekin teh kittehs awaY!
Congarats annie. boneless brest ob kitteh!
Thx TTC!
Concatshoelaces Annie! Wut wuld u laik fur noms adn drinkeez?
Uhoh, dinnerz reddy. *Leabs tray ov sordid noms adn drinkeez fur Annipuss*
Thx Catsablanca – Ai’ll juss taek sum hawt chokklit an a cukkie plz.
Bedtiem fur me _ Ai haz a tyred 2nite soe doan’t fink Ai’ll stai up (iz 11.30 heer) G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
gnite anni – njoi ur cukkie adn hawt chawklitt
especially when warm!
So iz kitteh buttur oar mar grin?
Iz applol buddurz.
Lubz da spreddy kitteh but nawt awn mai toast.kthx.
Kitteh self-applying to towst.
Adn Ai iz floofy!
She mite eben be preggerz.
ooh, ifinkso yoo mite be rite!
ooh, taht belleh, taht belleh… but i’m afrayd iz a trap!
Hu cares if iz trap. Teh sikkrit iz to do a sneek snorgle attak adn runawaywivaquickness bifoar poyntee ends can come out, den repeet.
u go furst.
yesh, we stai ober hear adn protek u………….
an git hello kitteh band ades reddy….
Oar cawl teh mediks….
I’ll cawk teh fyrewimmins.
*waddles awf to NB*
Adn down’t come out until… …until… …you’re thuruly…. ….ummmm….
*whispers* she’s been in there an awflly long time.
*luks in tru teh door and comes out shaking and white* I fink she’ll be a few days moar.
*trows cold water on jd* you’d better sit down. *peeks in da door*
*faints*
*frows cold watur awn pj* U otay PJ? Hmmm, taht wuz fun…. *frows cold watur awn pj agin adn runsawaewifakwikness*
usually wen kumo(happycat) iz like dis, iz a trap. but sumtimes it izn’t. an wen it izn’t, yoo can rubs himz big floofy belleh an himz bakk pawz curl up. iz funny.
an trust meh sweetie, yoo dont got teh rites to be callin ME fat. Nuff sed.
iz liek teh pot calling teh kettlol fat.
or sumfing.
♬ short and stout
dos paparcatsies flashbulbs hurtz mii eyez. ai fink ai’l rezt 4 da rest ob da afternoonish.
*Hands noodle some cool sunglasses*
Awl teh kool kidz iz warin dem.
Kitteh bee on cuber ob Nashunal Explourer Globe Eggsaminer wif hedlyne: *kitteh up to 240 elebenty pownds, soon tu go tu rehab furr gushifud adikshun*!!!
Fakts r cheked, recheked, adn cheked agin, bcuz inkwiring mainds wunt 2 noe.
an then made up anyway!
Yesh! adn teh camra adds tendy oar elebenty pownds too, rite? gnite awl!
That’s what SHE said!
spreds laik budderr. mmmmmmmm budderr.
You’re on a roll!
U tride to jam dat pun in der, didn’t u? Mmmmmm… Budderr adn jam on a roll….
I almost got away with it too! Cheez-loiueez.
8-o cud it be BLU cheez? Ai seem to haf loosed mai bluness.
How bowt some blu-berries wiff cream cheez….on a BAGLOL!
Yum! XD
I’z not fat……I’z fluffy!
tahts my story an i’m stikking to it!
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
Just becuz.
Kitteh, nao in too-dee
flatcat
Eat your heart out, Garfield (unless you’re too full)
datswudshesai