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oopsie. shouldn’t has used chikken juice for ink. -sweetpea
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” nom oar nawt 2 nom….
taht iz teh kwestshun
Congarats anni!
Thx BF – u beet me 2 teh punsh-lien!
conga ratz anni on nawt secownd.
Thx TJsm!
{{{bf473}}}
datz noe kwestyun.
Nom, awf korse!
adn conga rats!
Thx catena! (Ownlee juss notissed ur congrats)
dat iz teh kwestyun (an dere shu be a 2 nawt” to start wiv!)
Tu bi, or not tu bi, dat is der kweschun.
Weter it is snorgler in the mynd
to sufr the katnip and stuffies ov miss fortune,
Oar tew take pawz agenst a sea of trubbulz,
Adn bai lakking opposible thumz? Tew die: tew sleep;
No moar; and bai a sleep tew say wii end
Teh hart-ake adn teh tousend nacheral shocks
Taht kittehz r air tew, ‘tiz a kanommashun
Devoutlee 2 b wish’d. Tew die, tew sleep;
Tew sleep: perchans tew dream: . . .
.
(a pome co-ritten by cweenmj adn mi adn sum shake speer guy)
{{{jd}}}
Fank yew
Orsum guiz! Nao ai nebber b ablol tu reciite teh orijinalol!
Der wuz sum guy shakin a speer? Did u stopping himz??? Cud b danjerus!
finger lickin good
oopsie. shouldn’t has used chikken juice for ink.
*remembers* oh, wait. it was the maus juice. Just *tastes* like chikkn.
Jus sit dere & luuk pritteh, Sarah.
“izzit time fur my close up, Mr. de Milol?”
*preens*
drive-by huggles for sweetpea {{{sweetpea}}}
adn, unda noe sir kumstansus, sae ennetink.
Kitteh mush prettier than Sarah an smarter too
*weenkee weenkee*
ai kin c rushya frum mai howse!
can I call U Joe?
*wisp purrs* teh tawlking poynts is energee, bud jet cuts, tacks, an liff merikin spiryts.
I am neethur Joe, nor a plumer…butt go ahead and call me anything.
juss donut cawll mi layt fur dinnur!
donutz fur dinnur sownds like a gr8 iedr!
mmmm….dohnuts.
*drools*
oh hail!!
Nine way makramay!! Awf to teh ti booteek!!
*hums adn skipz*
Hoo wants to go wif?
Aifinkso Ai will getta kitteh mumbrella
Ooh, dass a gud eye deer. Do dey hab teh wuns wiv eerz?
Lettuce gone see!!
*takes Anni’s paw to teh ti booteek*
Ooooh, looky – snoglobes!
BTW
Conga rat chew laces, Anni! Wut be teh choyz ob drinkies adn noms? Sezar Salad?? 
Ai aer juss goin 2 get me a glars uv red whine – mai yooshuel fing dis tiem uv teh ebenin!
Ooh! Shinee!
No no annipus your line is “Ooh what a shinee”
Sowwee, Ai aer habbin a stoopie 2dai!
{{{5Eagles}}}
How was your day lunarmommy?
Thank gudness for the notes on the palm!
*Iggerunt awld wummun asks* ” Iz dat wat iz ment bai a palm noet bukk?”!!!!!
*snerk*
It kud be a Palm Pre if teh riting iz small enuff.
oldmomcat not gotted a drive-by huggle yet! {{{oldmomcat}}}
Fankee berry mush – ai needed dat!
teh aktahz niytmayr!
Mebbe da kitteh broke a nayle?
oh noes mah pawdicure is ruined
*snickr* pawdicure
{{{two_kittehs}}}
happy birfday drgnfly! *drive-by huggle*
{{{drgnfly}}}
Fankees LM! Shmoo {{{LM}}}
Ai can see Rusha from my window perch!
*gigglol*
*faycepaw* ai shud reed teh hole fred befoar posstink…
*faycepaw* heer too! Ai olny red teh tawp lion
{{{jk2kitteh}}} {{{divakitty}}}
oar mebbee stepped in somefing? aifinkso.
{{{tjsmommy}}}
fankies lunarmommy!!
Sure. You betcha.
{{{onleekitteh}}}
What’s the kitteh looking at? Just ur his nails… What’s it doing?
{{{kitteh}}}
Teh capshun seys kitteh furrgot lynes, butt (!) mebbe itz a schopping lyst:
a big fevver toi
bunch ob cat nip
cat grash tu munch on
d
Doggie coller an chayn
Eggstra fuds
Fish
G…
(sorry to innerupt teh alfabticklolness, but has to huggles TTC an annipuss {{{TTC}}} {{{annipuss}}})
(we now return yoo to yor regulolarly skedyoold alfabetickalification)
Thx LM, much rileef! {{{{LM}}}}}
U beez deh huggeh hurrykayne tudai !! {{{lunarymommy}}}
Gushifuds!
ham n eggs
in an owt kitteh door
Joosy toona fish
kitteh litter
L…
Lotza gushifud
Moar gushifud
Nu toiz
Opener fur teh gushifud
P…
{{{kemysteryTchr}}}
*Tryz to hug Lunarmommy bak wifaowt gettin whiplash az she rushez bi*
Fankz!
Paycks ob moyst guishifud treets (abowt elebenty)
Queen cardbored crowyn frum Burger Kyng
Robo phlonquais tu du mai bidding
S…..
Speshul fuds
Treets
Ugly froot
V…
Very ugly froot
Wiskur coem
Xtra gushifud
Y…
~snerk~ wisker coem. mai kitteh cud use one, himz got curb feelers!
Wuz teh ownlee fing Ai cud fink uv fur W!
Teh reel Sarah’s braynez palin kumparisun to doez uv dis kitteh.
*runsawayfast*
Grone! (troo tho!)
uh uh, whoz diz sarah ob witch u speek? ai hopez knot mii. *pointz 2 self* caus mii reel nam’z sarah.
{{{noodle}}}
*wizpurs* Sarah Palin, a polol idiotikle purson, usted be gubner ob Lasska adn Tina Fey pways her to a T!!
Ai haz a fren(?) in Albykerekee hoo ringed me up 2 ask me wat Ai finked uv SP. Him hazn’t contaktid me sinse Ai gibbed him mai onnist anser!
noe noe! ar tawkin bowt da beri skarri merikin pololytishin sarah palin
Nao nao…
Sarah Plain And iz onlee skarri if yew suffer frum gigaphobia.
Wait…rong Sarah
ai fawtso it wz a berry skerry Halolween joak wen dat mccane man sed she wuz pratnur fur lexsun
eh few bad SPLORT repayrz?
LOL
{{{fikshunkitteh}}}
*jent lee spins lm arownd adn huggles herz ‘four she zipz off*
{{{lunarmommy}}}
{{{catena}}}
{{{nightshayde}}}
{{{lunarmommy}}}
Wut did ai do to deserv a hug? Nawt complaynin, uv coarse — hugz iz grayt fings!
Neber mind — ai just reeded downfred. It wuz a driev-by hug!!!
Ai lurve teh Cheezpeeps!
ai gitz it finally. nao that wuz funneh.
{{{grmawgs}}}
is this be a pointy ting i sees befour me….
dont luk too closely, mite put yor eye owt!
*drive-by huggles adorable smudgie* {{{adorable smudgie}}}
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Pinkbunny, ImMortallity, Rodney Dill, an Drgnfly an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crucnhy brown sugar topping, iskreem, sparkly party punch, shinee fansee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, byootiful dragonfly-shaped kites, kandee, an spakrly flutterby stikkers wif fuzzy feelers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
ooohhh! sew mani burfdaze tudai…..
♫ hippy birdies tu pinkbunny, immortality, rodney dill & ob cors Drgnfly!!!♫
*taiks sum fugjy caek fro mai lonch dessert*
happy birfday to drgnfly an rodney dill, hoo i knows, an pinkbunny an immortallity hoo i not knows but happy birfday anyway!
Fanks tu ebreewun! Iz a windee dai so de kite iz purfect! Wuz supposeded tu rain, got sun insted YAY!
*Grabz sum fudjy cayke anna bag, bownsin a ball as ai go tu flai a kite*
happie birfdai to ebreewuns that haz a birfdai tudai!!!
*phew* LM iz in gud mood today an wants to gibbing drive-by huggles to everyone. but i haz alreddy wered myslef owt!
no hugs fur me?
* Has a sad *
up teh thred!
{{{lunarmommy}}}
How is happy cat an Ur other kitteh?
my ovver kitteh iz still owt walking arownd teh whirled, but happy cat is happy. himz asleep up in my older boi’s loft bed right now. can climb up teh metal railings to teh bed. him iz good climer. him also eets much gushifud an iz also very floofy in teh fur.
he hasn’t come back? I not knowed dis
{{{lunarmommeh}}}
when did himz go missing, sowee I not well informed
not hanging out mush on ICHC dese days
has a busy in RL
tahts okay yoo not knowd. wuz last september, so him must be taking teh scenic route. yeh, haz been a wile, and i haz looked, but still haz a teenytiny hope him will show up one day. yoo never know wif kittehs. him wuz alwayz teh bold adventurer, not happy being safe inside.
I hopez him comez home soon.
*crosses pawzes*
{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
ai haz a sad fur yew. must be hard nawt noing whur him iz.
Mebbe him founded anuvver furever hoam sumware neerby? Purrrhaps he sayved a purrsun dat rillee needed a kitteh fur himz/hur emoshunul well-beeing?
fank yoo evreewun. iz hard, i trys to keep teh best possibilitees in mind. yoo never know wif kittehs.
{{{two_kittehs}}} luk upfred ^ @ 1:00
*zoomes upp in splortskar*
{{{{{{{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*zoomes off*
{{{willyboy}}}
{{{{{{Loonarmummeh}}}}}}}
{{{nennepus}}}
Nennepus! Are you home yet???
*pssst* She is; Buster-kitteh has forgibbon her fur goink awai (mostly cos she brort bak Temptayshuns); an she has gorn orf to her oen bed.
Ai donut fink Nennepuss wus awl taht sad to hav som ekstrah dais in Roem!
Stopp press! TTI is naow opin fur bizzniss agane – awl aerports aer naow abul 2 hab plaens landin an taekin off.
Shaem; Ai wus kwite lykin teh kwyut skys an no vvaypur trayuls – myndyu; Ai wusn’t trying to get to or from enneware!
Me too! Dey flie rite ober mai howse. Ah well< Ai spoze teh strandid peeplz wull be glad!
*snerk*
Ai reeded dat az “…naow abul 2 hab 2 plaens landin..,” witch ai diddint fink wud be awl dat halpful akshullee.
{{{upfi}}}
i losted my red dragon on castle age (a facebook game) so wuz sad, but then i seed sumfing taht gibbed me a graet big happy, an also getting a lot done on my speshul writing project today. so iz gud!
{{{{lunarmommy}}}}
*Adds soopr hi-octane zoom joos to Lunarmommy’s shinee convertible*
{{{kvnsgrrl}}}
Crib note kitty reelly wants tew pass dis audishun adn git teh part ob Eb Pawson in teh awl feline remake ob Green Acres.
*gentle drive-by huggles for NC66* { { { NC66 } } }
Oh fanky LM. Jes wut ai needed. {{{LM}}}
It’s Sarah Palin.
in cat form.
{{{sarge}}}
*wizpurz* um skyooz me, hao you stawp getting teh notiss, wen NEbody posts? Ai kliked notyifying me when someone replies, adn nao ai hab ober a hunerd emaos!!
can U unsubscribe? There must be a link that lets you do that
…strange thing iz
ai doan remember mai character
uttering N-E expletives.
Oh! Wait!
[kitty flicks uh piece of cow flop awf hims paw]
OIC! Dat sed “dull wit”
O cwap Ai sed sh*t O sh*t Ai sed cwap!
luks like lunarmommy haz been duin drive-by huggs, so ai returns
{{{{{lunarmommy}}}}}
den runsawaiwifaquikness
Gud thing ewe are not running for vize prezdent…
Palin Impreshun; Ur doin it rite.
Kickin it ol’schoo.