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I lub u!
pleeze 2 forgibz mii.
congarats nightshadye. ur da litre ob dis band.
Fankies, noodle.
*taeks noodle in wun paw & carosue in teh uvver & walks unsteadilee to teh TyeBooteek*
Floofee OBNP Tabby — iz mah week-week-weekness!!! Teh cheek floof!!! Teh eer floof!!! Teh littlol pinkee noes!!!
*ka-SPLORT*
‘mergencee, ‘mergencee — NS is DONW!!!
Weeeooo weeeooo weeeooo rrrrrrrrrrr *screech*
*sweepee sweepee the braynes*
*washee washee wif boottle ob sprng watr*
*pattee pattee bak in braynium cabitee*
*put tawp of braynium bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi) onna hed*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in plase*
By the way for any newbies, that’s the CCC comin’ to teh reskew. hee hee – ai habn’t dun dat inna lawwwwng tiem.
*wrappees NS inna floofy hell vortex adn gibs a chokklit possum!!*
U feelin bedder???
Fankies, Karen.
*mutters weaklee*
Yesh — ai iz feelin beddur.
*snugglols into floofy hell vortex*
*nibblols chokklit possum*
*purrrrrrs*
carosue: ur warnin came 2 late 4 nightshadye
Oh noes, red alert red alert … code kitteh mightshadye is splorted. weeooooweeeeeoooooooooo CCC pulz in an drivez upz onda sidewalk were nightshadye is lyin in brian puddle.
so much grey matter, oh the medulla oblongata…
*vacumz up braynes adn rinses wif mineral waterz*
yep itll take da expenciv pellagrineo 2 rinze des brainz.
*Plopz da brainy stuff bak inna skull* *screwz da skull cap on tite*
*Raps da ducky tape around, an around an around hers hed*
*Fitz da CHRG wDOIfitted tite onda hed* *Moore ducky tape aroun an aroun*
*Pullz out spare softee blankee wiff tunas swimmin inda ocean. rappz up nightyshadye inda blankee an carriz da limpy bodi 2 da safe rum*
*gibs nightyshadye sum hawt choklit adn a choklit possum.*
*speakz in softy voice*
donut luk animoore at da k____eh. weights til u r strongr
Fankies, noodle!
Dubblol reskyew — ai haz wun!
*feels bery lurved*
*sips hawt choklit*
*puts extra choklit possum away fur laytur*
I tried to get teh warnings owt fastfastfast but–you has splorted aniway! I needs teh CCC ober heer, rite nao!
whap! I got knocked ober from TWO directions as I kalled for halp! Is that great serbise or WHAT!!!!!
Cheezland iz a wundermus plaec, aifinkso!
sawri..
also I found mai kyute!
an bai teh wai, I iz issuing a level elebenty splort alert. There is a severe kase of teh kutes goin on heer. Beeep Beeep BEEEEEP!
ai agri ebberione.
strap tite ebberi protechion u got. itz gonna get messi. *puts raincoat ober reguler protecive geer*
Aifink dis kitteh haz awlwaiz had himz kyute.
dat is ay verry cyoot kitteh.
*nervus gigglol* Whoopsie…hahaha…you..yoo still lub meh, rite? *Big, cute eyes*
ob korse ai due…
Aw fank yoo noodle
It wuz neggst tew teh statue of teh atlatl;dropped there by uh kitteh wif nawt alawt ob time awn hiz hands not doubt.
Ornjj Flooffee Kitteh
willz trayd Shynee Deevyss 4
joosee Cheezburgr!
Shynee Deevyss amz
jusst wutz Prittee Wun needz so
hurz woan’tz goez Nannurrz!!
Shynee Deevyss amz
Speshull Kii dat unlawkz t3h
Immajjinayshunn!!!
Jack.
oh, Jack! Siiiigh. Dat is luvly!
Ohai, pleez tu abert ur aiez frum teh cyoot fur a moment. Ai wunt 2 fank ebbreewun hoo sent beems adn halped mii 4tify maiself fur mai trip 2 teh orthopedic speshulist 2dae!!!!1!! Teh pleh splint wuz remoobed adn nao Ai has a purplol cast. Itz faiburglass sew it waez less, adn itz shortur sew Ai cna wigglol mai fingrrrrz…..donut feel sew trapped n it. Gud fing, bcuz Ai has tu ware it fur 8 weekweeks! {{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}
{{{{{Catsablanca}}}}}
Ooo, purplol! Kin ai sine yur cast?
!
*draws a pic ob a dragunfly onda cast wif a majik sharpie*
Ownlee cheezpeeps kin see it
I can sine too? *Takes owt silver glitter sharpie* ~~~pj~~~
Mii tuu?
*getz owt culluring markerz*
*draws kyoot koalola bear and synzwifaflurrish*
mii 2?
*takz oranj krayon frum da box dat haz elebenty difurint kolorz*
frum ur frend inna cheezeburgrsz – noodel.
b kareful, donut bumpz in2 enifing.
ooo! wi is synin teh cast? ufn!
*shayks spraypaynt can*
Purplol cast – aim jellolsous now.
*syns wiv shinee gold glitterz pen*
It’s so gud dat ur arm is doing bettur Catsablanca!
*sines cast in pretty red pen*
gud to heer u is dewing better – nawt tu much payne ai hoap?
*Sinez wif the cool silber-wif-pink-outline pen*
Happee arm!!!1! Woo-hoo!!
*Wen mai dotter wuz a babeh an had feet surjerees teh dokter askt wot color cast we wantd an mai husbin sed “serprize us” – shee caem owt wiv tew purplol legs! Lookt prittee – liek yer arm!!*
oooOOoooooOOOOoooooo purplol!!! dat b a royal color! U must b a princess!!!
mj
*sinez cast
Iz stil ruum 4 mii? *Makes small drawing of a lion laughing*.
Omai!!! Hadz trubblol wif mai innerwebs last nait, sew Ai dint realaiz til nao taht mai cast had inbisiblol signachurs awl ober it. Ai cna sii awl ov tehm nao……sew prittee adn sum r sparklolee! FanQ guize sew muchlee!!!! Wnet bak tu werk 2dae awn lait doody (snerk…Ai sed doody). Am awf Fursdae adn Friedegg, tehn bak tu werk Caturdae fur 3 daes. {{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}
Arghh!!!! Hu kud blaym dis kyootee fur ennetink!?
Dat floof…dose eeyz…teh littul wiyt pawz….teh pink noes…
SPLORT!
O, Noes!… Catena’z daown!!!
Taykz ‘Braynnee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz up awlllll t3h mess. Poarz
Braynz bakk inz wayr dayz
beelawngz. Habz lawtza
Buddurr~Fly Band Aydz andz maykz
ebbeefeeng prittee!
Findz CHRG
andz pullz it daown tyte. U wawntz
Bunjee Coardz oatz strawng
Dukkt Taype 2 hoaldz tyte?
Rappz Bunjee Coardz ‘rowndz
Dukkt Tayp andz CHRG.
Habz Iee Bryte Tee oarz
Red Zeengur. Awllso
habz Froazinn Milkee Wayz andz
Iees Bawkz M&Mz!!
Rappz Floofee Blankee
rowndz Catena andz cawllz in
4 fasst Meddee Vakk!
Dawkturr TyneeCat
amz redded wiff CatSkanz andz
Meddikull Ekkzamz!!!
Jack.
Oh noes. Aim almos ready to splort agin at wondermous CCC.
clappittees adn cookies fut yu Jack.
mmmm…ai had stranj dreme
saw kyoot kitteh; braynez went splort!
woyk awp in sofe plais
warm blankut; choklit
resten nauw adn lyun styl
tanx tu Jack fur sayv
Sometimes cats sound like Cordelia Chase.
esmurrrellda amz
“Aynjill’ fan. I awllwayz lykedz
skatturr brayndz Fredd!
Coardeeleeah coodz
spenz fybe minnutz sayeengz wutz
Aynjill coodz in wun!!
Coardeeleeah wuz
awllawayz 2 hye mayntenenss,
butz shii coodz tawllkz fassst!!!
Jack.
Purrfectly Hilarious!!
ai finded et fur yu! ai is sew halpfull.
My goggie wud alway no warez to find my slipperz… *nodz*
Guess why.
umm…cuz goggie is gud at teh fyndin fings?
cuz goggie took em fer playinz. den getz bored an leeveum somwarez diffrint evree time! sheese!!
Him cud chewz anubber toy nex tiem !!
He like to b askt to halp find.
Sew hi cud claym a rewawd arfta ??
*
Gud dog !! * Smart dawg
Egg act lee! And do dis
Haz yur goggeh bib takin lolssons form teh kittehs?
Kittehs nawt care abowt being useful. Juss wantz noms an snorglols. Goggies wantz to halp, and noms an snorglols….So yes!
Aaargh. Ai jus wakes up adn sees this. Not enuff warnings.
*Reechez fur CHRG…splort*
That is indeed a very kyute kitteh.
>^;^^;^< smootches!!
onoez! Wolfkit is down! Ai iz amachur but will trai to drive CCC:
*sweepee sweepee up the braynes*
*washee washee wif bottle ob sparkleen watr*
*skoopee skoopee bak into brayn cabitee*
*put tawp hed bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi)*
*tapee tapee teh CHRG(wdoi) on hed*
*raps wolfkit in floofee blankee wif pichurs uv goldfisshees*
*gibs wolfkit teh chonklit possum an hot sinnamun tee wib honee*
Whewww! Ai hoeps dat werks, wolfkit!
Fankees rae. Gawt dishtrckted bi ‘Daily Squee’ adn almost not maek et bak hear. Oooh chonklit…
wayt, wayt…lemme mayk shur ai undurstand dis. yu splortid frum teh cyoot kitteh heer den wentid ovur tu Daily Squee tu luuk at moar cyoot?? aifinks ai is gonna chawlk dis up tu lak uv brayns frum teh splort, cuz uthurwys ai gotta wurree yu hassa defwish.
face-paw *shakez hed*
Ummm, yes, tahts eet. Taht adn habbing jus woek up. Noes got defwish jus konfuzzled bi teh cyootnessity ob teh kitteh.
*nodnods*
yu reelly gotsta bee moar cayrfull. du yu has anee eye dee ah hao danjurmuss teh cyoot cans bee??
ai is startin tu finks dat icanhascheezburger issa gaytway drug.
It can be habit-forming. It can lead to Hotdogs and Squees and babehs.
*goes to recheck taxes*
Ai’s sowwy.
*gos to NB wiv dusster tu klean*
EEEK! When do ai getz ishood mai CHRG? Iz there a CHRG-applicashun to fill owt? In teh meantyme… SPLORT! (Cyut kitteh!)
Oh nose! Hold on, Jeanniemouse
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in lemming joos
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv spring flowaz awn it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Jeanniemouse to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a hawt choklit tu sip. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger !!
Hmm fresh smel in teh air, nao
!!
**Luks up weekly** Thank Q so much, poissinboi! And thank Q for the CHRG! Ai will keep it close by now! (**sips chocolate**) Yum! And thank teh Lemmings for therr Joos!
Ai meen “poussinboi”! So sorree for misspellliiinnggg. Freshlee splorted braynes duzzn’t work verree gud.
Tahts Okae !! Hab yu delurkt rezently, JM ??
* Offurz blak furry paw tu shaik *
Ohai, Jeanniemouse:
Chikkun Hedd Rubbur
Glubz (wiff draweengz awnz it) stawpz
Braynz frum leekeengz owt!
CHRGz amz
nawtz isshoodz dayz arrybez wen
Cheezpeep habz ‘Sploart!”z!!
CHRGz cumz
wiff ekkstra roalz ubz Dukkt Tayp oarz
strrrrrrretchee Bunjee Coardz!!!
Jack.
Yess, Ai peeped in a few tymes and posted onse or twyce but onlee got teh nurve to delurkify compleetly teh last couple of dais. Eberyone iz being verrry nise dis tyme! Jack, Thank U for teh crash course on CHRG etiquette! And ai iz open to enee advissee or criticisms ob mai lolspeek…
Yor duign fyne !! Teh lolspeke iz opshi .. non-comp … yu donut hab tu du it !! Yu cannut du it rong, coz tehre ar no spelign rulez !! Arfta a wile, yu mai fynd yawselb ritign lolspeke at wurk, ect, ect
!! A gud plais tu go iz teh Cheezetown cryer witsh iz ful ob nyuz nd handee hintz !! Owr Cween, Cweenmj haz put lotz ob yoosful infamayshen linkeez tehre nd tehre iz alwaiz sumfin ob nyuz poasted tuu !! Heerz teh linky, (close up the gap) !! Plai nice nd donut fede enny tr0llz iz teh onli ruul !!
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com oar yu can luuk faw cawmentz bai teh Cween nd klik awn hur bluu naim
!!
If u wont yor bloo naim tu link tu yor profyl:
ht tp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/aspx?username=Jeanniemouse
(mind teh gap)
* teh fourmatt iz fuzzy nd if u gettit rawng, cawmentz can be eeten *
…… . . ..resume.resume resum .. . …e .. … …. … . .. .. .
Ai haz a kweschun, pleez… Wai duz my nayme not lynk up to mai profyle since it’s in blu? Why duzn’t my profyle pichur ob mai kitteh show up by mai nayme?
O, heer u ar
!! * Ai sumtiemz fawget tu yuuz REPLY tuu *
If u hovva yor mows awn yor blu naim, u can si in teh status bar (bottum left) wot teh link poynts tu befoar u clik it !! If teh status bar iz nawt turnd awn, clik View / Status Bar (firefox) or View / Toolbars / Status Bar (Innernet Exploder) !!
Tu get an avatar piktcha (replais yor kwilt) yu nede tu sine up faw a wurdpress akownt at wordpress.com !! ICHC profyl piktcha staiz in yor profyl paig !! Tehre ar linkz tu tutorialz awn teh Cryer
!!
ThankQ, Poussinboi! Ai’m Tessttinggg….Tesstting…
To see if ai can link my profyle to my blu naim! (lolspeak off: I checked what the link showed and tried to correct it. Hope it works!).
And yesss! It werked, az far az my profyle goez! Now I need my wurdpress akownt. Thanks SOOOO Much!
Yay! You can has bloo!
Ohai, jeanniemouse!
*offers floofee paw of frenship*
(Ai em trying tew follow pb’s eggsalad directions and becum blue tew but . . .will werk moer later.)
Pleezed tew meetcha!
Pleezed to meet yoo too! (*Ekstends mousy paw of friendship…*) Now Ai has a wordpress accownt but still can’t change my abatar. Not shore how ai turned bloo but glad it happened!
*does a happi danz fur jeanniemouse*
*Grabbs wolfkit’s paws and dans-dans-dans!*
*Tripps over my own feetses and sprawls in ungrasefull heep*
Oops. Ai hopes ai didn’t step on U, wolfkit!
Jeanniethemouse: try refresh & if that doesn’t work u will have to go to tools & remove ur cookies. Pteased to me you. You’ve ben busy today.
>^;^<
Jeanniemouse.
I misput ur name earlier, did not mean to.
>^;^<
NO Problem! Ai is misspellifying all ober teh plais today! And thankQ foar help. I haz refreshed but still stuck wif teh quilt.
Jeanniemouse, if u have loaded a picture to be ur avatar and have cleared ur cookies then all u can do is wait. It mite take a day for it to show up. This is normal.
>^;^<
OK.. Ai feel bettur. Ai did load a pichur of one of mai kittehs to be my gravatar and it isn’t comming ober yet. Hopefully will show up soon! ThankQ soooo much!
And nao ai lost mai blooness! This is awful! I iz habing a bad dai. I mai as well go to bed..
Good nite Jeanniemouse. Not to worry: it will probaly show up in 24 hours.
>^;^<
Oooh…dis haz me wurried about my own vakashun comin up n I hafta depend on meh ebil brudder-in-law 2 actually feed my kitteh. He furgot last tiem n LAFFED about it!
Sly kitteh is sly!
*SPLORT*
egads! What a cute upside-down kitty! *~*