ur momma waz hampster an elderberryz, ur fathr smelz liek dem.
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an yu ar a goggie!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, carosue! U leedz teh 5-wai makrumay! Haow wood U liek 2 sillybrayt?
Umm. Strawbleberries an creem?
* handz carouse teh strawbleberriz adn teh flute uf Mummz *
Wii iz aowt uf creemz will shampurz wurks?
Nao go away or ai shall taunt u a sekkund tiem!
U skoopur uv uvver kittehz’ littur
Datz a pretti gud wun! If taunting goggies, yu has to say, “u eeter of kittehz litter!” Wun uf ar goggies has had occasion to be guilty of this. Sigh. Iz goggie instinct to be so halpful.
:ick:
exactly my first thought… aah, memories…
French cat taunts English cats
Ob korse mai dad smellz uf eldurberris. Him maeks eldurberri jelli fur teh libing.
Kitteh showz us his crenellations! *neener-neener-neeeeener*
[flashes scallops bak at kitteh]
Yew doan wanna see my dimplolz.
Juss watch owt for mai mamelonz and ravelins …
Adn teh curtain wall rapt arownd mai bailey … woohoo!
Purrhaps ai gave teh wrong impression.
No need tew be defensive.
Aifinkso teh kitteh on teh battlolmentz hazza blu bukkit ov berling Earl to pour on teh hedz ov teh invayders.
Makes tehm jump.
wuddent et beez fench cat taunts english goggies?
Feshay le moo!
**TWANG**
Runz awai!! Runz awai!!
FTW!
GMTA!
ai figgurd sumwun musta sayd et bai nao.
ai’s king of dis cassel!
{{{{{o&p}}}}}} mist yu awn teh comgrashulashunz sry. yu stay drai awn wai tu booteak.
reel life (stoopy) called … will bisit the tye booteek a bit later
{{{ grmawgs }}}
ai fart in yur jenrul dyrekshun!
Adn wayb mai pribit partz in ur anteez vyoo!
CMTA! (crude mindz think alike)
Haow rood!
I have but one thing to say to u:
Ni!
(pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
“Wii R noe lawngur teh Nytes Hoo Sai ‘Ni’.”
(*”Ni!” “No, shhh”*)
“Wii R naow teh Nytes Hoo Sai ‘Ekki Ekki Ekki Ekki P-Kang Zoop Boyng Zowee Zoo’.”
ah dis mai fayvourit liyne ob teh hoyl muvie
ai amm impresst!
@@@@@ elebentee!!
‘ni”?? whut iz it?
A bunch of tree-people who say “ni” in the movie, and then try to pretend that they don’t. You’ve just got to see the movie (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
I still don’t get it… it is a very silly thing to say, if you think about it.
dey r berree sillee peepz!
I think that’s the point.
Indeed!! This is getting far, far too silly!! Let’s have something a bit more miltary
How did Monty Python get in here????
fettchay la vashe!
*Fortz in direcxshun of yer ansesterz*
Hee hee . mai grama sed da eldrberriez smelz liek bedbugs.
ooh, ai HATES dat smell! (ob bedbugs, ai meen)
ohai DK, how u iz?
Ohai dere urselb, two_kittehs! Ai’s purtee gud, fanks. Wii had a byootimus dai here todai! How yu?
cum casselashunz awn macramay, Carosue,nightshayde,aahz nd angelplume. Putting awn yur hatznd unbrelaz tu go tu booteak. Iz hailing owtsied nawo. maibe yur bootz tu so nawt get pawz wet. Run wif a kwiknes!
Itz raynin heer. It wuz teh byootiful yesterday, but iz raynee today.
Ai gess datz gud. Yesterday, teh byootimus wevver wuz in mah fayvur (ai diddint hasta werk). Today iz a werk day & it duzzint rillee matter iffitz pleh wevvur.
Okay, someone is going to post this anyway — might as well avoid the rush:
Nao dat teh french taunting is dun, we shall go defeat teh rabbit, wif his big scaree ears, and big scaree clawz! ONWARD NOBLE STEED! *clicks two coconuts together*
[narrows eyes at Claregurl]
Ware’d yew git teh coconuts?
I believes sum swallows may have carried dem over. But teh question is: African Swallows or European Swallows? Hmm….
[pawnders teh air-speed velocity of uh coconut laden swallow]
Aifinkso she fownd tehm. (In Mercia, maybi?)
Oopsy! Ai missed Claregurl’s replai. Ohai Claregurl! Haz yu ridden since teh snowz of winter koverd teh land?
And I see that someone is a fan of Robert Asprin and the Myth Series
(“I come from the dimension Perv” “Oh so you’re a Pervert” “We prefer Pervect” 
” When he died he was rumoured to be reading a Terry Pratchett book. Maybe it’s time to put a Health Warning on the Discworld Series 
go n boyul ur bottums sons uf a sillee hoomin
ai must hab a def i —-gap in mah edukashun – ai donn get dis wun. wut am ai missin??
Aifink it iz Monty Python – Ai nebber seed teh moobie oar teh TB so u aer nawt teh ownlee wun!
ofankees, annipuss – ai prolee shudnt admit ai’m not a fan of MP.
do ai hafta go to teh NB for sayin dat?
Iffn u do, Ai’ll joyn u!
Heehee! Nawt to worrih, dharma99 adn anni. Cheezpeeps awl be verrih tolerant ov owr friendz’ eksentrissitees. EEven iff yu nawt haz teh whole Monti Paithon repertoree memorized, we nawt frow yu awai. We teech it tu yu, one cornee joak atta tyme. Over adn over adn over. Adn over. Wiffa smylol!!!
Oh yesh! Wut Lungdoc siad!!
*spamspamspamspamspam…* 
is ok, hoomurr is ay mattur uv purrsunawl taysts.
ai duzzent leik teh free stoojis oar bennee hil.
locayt “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”. u wunt b dissa… dizza… ull laff alot
Dis stuff so funny, ifinkso, in lolspeak. Thanx for makin mai laff. Vury much.
Creative tauntings, I luvs it!!
>^;^<
Whyfor kitty live in Castle Grayskull?
ohai CharonPDX! ai likes ur cow abatar!
Now go away, before I taunt yuu a secont tyme.
Donut furrget Roger the Shrubber! Bryng me a schrubbery!!!
Wun taht lookz nais. Adn nawt tuu ekspensive.
NI!
*cringes, grovels*
Oh wot sad tymes we live in wen peepz can sez NI ! at will ! Eben dose whoo desiin adn arranje schrubberies r under considurabyle stress in dis periodd ob histury!
“NU!!!”
This is teh WINZ!! ^^
ohai eurydicekitty. i haz not meeted yoo before. *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
(iz ther a orfeuskitty?)
Hehe… oopsies! *kitteh blushes as well as a kitteh can blush through her fur* EurydiceKitty did notz see lunarmommy’s kindness until… yeppers… months too late. *returns friendly paw of friendship*
(And why yes, there is indeedies an OrpheusKitty but he is teh hermit and does not socialize online.) =^.^=
Dat is wun imprezib kitteh-castlol! I wunner ifn it haz a mote?
yesh. i want taht kitteh castle.
mebbee even wun for teh kitteh too.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
(not even kittehs)
R cheef wepin is surpriz. THAT’S IT! Just Surpriz!!!!11!!
Kar..din..al Fanggg? Birng owt…….
…THE CUMFY CHAIR!!
Poke hurr wif teh sofft cushionz!! (Haz yu got awl teh stuffing at wun end?)
NAWT ….. (dun.dun.DAAAAA) … the sofft cushionz!!!
Ai toldz heem we areddy gawtz wun! LULZ.
man u gotz tat off of e moovy
Let uz nawt fergit the Killa Rabbitz lerks in dem dere woods too…
Wher’s da Holy Hand Grenade of Antiochs whens you needs it…
Wun…too…FIBE!
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
AMEN!!
Where’s da Trojun Wabbit?
Da Fwench trew it at uz.
I wantz a shrubbery!!
den wonze u breengs me da shrubberee, u must cut daon da tallest tree in da foarist wiz…….
A CHEEZBURGER!!!!!!
FTW!!1! @@@@@@@@
where did you get the awesome castle or how did you make it?
quoting monty python….your doing it wrong!
WHAT… Is your favorite color?
i love you. being a fan of monty python i found this picture caption one of the best! loves it