
Dere’s reely nawt enuff scrutiny in teh Kitteh adoption system.. I mean.. Wud a simple home visit haff killed dem?
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Dere’s reely nawt enuff scrutiny in teh Kitteh adoption system.. I mean.. Wud a simple home visit haff killed dem?
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Nawt liek it heer.
* Puushez OCM awf hur purrtch *
!!
o.O
Yuuv fownd yer wai tu teh tawp agenn, OCM !! * Big innosent grin *
*tendrils pull possumboy, erm, poussinboi off teh Taupe Spot*
Squished beige, spotty goggie howls.
Congrats, OM! U leed a Beeeeeg macrame! ( 9 uv us!)
Thx Anni an PB! Bin having a kwiet nite sew ai thot ai wuld tri tu finnish wiv a flurrish.
Wat ar u stil doing up, PB? U gettin as bad as meh!
Must bi ternign intu a nyte Ow! Oar tuu mutsh cawfee !!
Saim tiem, saim plais ….. lay tar
!!
Nite PB. Havva gud sleep!
G’nite PB
Ohai, annipuss. Mah Momcat asked meh to find owt wut teh ash sityooayshun iz in TTI. Iz u kittehs gettin cuvvered in teh stuff or izzit in teh ayre, or iz u nawt noticin it atawl?
Curious Momcat – let me sho u hur.
An ansir iz daonfred a littlol.
Fankies, OzcatMum — ai finded dat a littlol wile ago.
Cheezpeeps iz teh halpful!!!
Sum peepl in Skottland hab notissed a littlol dust awn dere cars. Heer in Lundun nuffin! Iz abuv 20,00 feet, so ‘part frum no plaens, we wudn’t noe ennifing bowt it.
Ai iz glad to heer dat!
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Oh, an wile Ai wux habbin mai dinnur, Ai got teh atlass owt an meshoord teh distuns – teh bolcaynoe iz ‘bowt a fowzand mylez frum Lundun!
ai haz a embarrased **whispurs** wutz TTI?
*wispurrs* ai haz noe ideee…
Teeni Tinee Ingerland. Ai dint noe eever til resintlee.
fankies Ozcat, noa ai no feelz stoopie.
Nevva feel stoopie heer, TJsmommy! Tihs iz Cheezland! Awl frens heer.
Ai onlee bin playing heer sins Lolmass 09.
Nice tu meetchu an Scooter BTW (by the way).
Am goin tu bed nao – in mai part ov Australia itz 1.05am.
Gudnite.
nice ta meetchu! nite.
U ownlee haz 2 ask an ebriwun iz reddee 2 halp! Ai awlwaiz hab 2 ask ‘bowt moobie refs an lossa ‘Merican fings!
haaaallllp miiii!!!!
Pore sad kitteh
Ohai anni. Ai haz a huge worry fur you. Iz you otay? Ai mean, iz da ashes bothering you muchly when you go out each day? Duz you need a mask? Duz you hab troubles walking in da stuff?
*ai live in Washington state near Mount St. Helens adn know how dat ash can be problems fur everywun and eberyfing–libed here when she blew in 1980*
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Ohai OK – if ai mai jump in – ackshully we are nawt seein enny effects of teh ash at grownd level (eggsept is bery kwiet, on account of no hairyplanes!). At teh moment teh ash is awl around 20,000 feet up. So we is nawt ackshully suffering (unless u is stuck sumwehr and cannawt get home). However at sum point, its gotta fawl down… so we’ll let you know!
The only effect here is the quiet from the no-fly restrictions. The ash cloud is way up in the sky and not even visible. I’m sentitive to sulphur gases (got a lungful of SO2 when I worked in the lab) but have not noticed any here. Some imported foods may get scarce, but so far I’ve not noticed any real problems.
gmta anni! Ai fort u mite has gorn away for a while so ai answered OK for you!
Ai aer poppin in an owt!
Ai thot u waz in Lunnun, Anni, nawt Cork!
Mebbeh ai shuld goe tu bed nao tu?
Ohh – phew! Fankies anni adn martoonie. Ai wuz so worried about da ashes. Iz nawt a good fing fur peoples or vehicles – adn really bad for planes. Okay – ai’ll stop worrying so much.
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Liek Ai sed 2 NS upfred, teh bolcaynoe iz 1,000 mylez frum Lundun!
Paw littlol foundling
beddur dan a lostling!
Iz chai kneez kitteh ?? * lost Ling … o boi
*
g’NITE poussinboi.
Oh, poor liddle sad face!
Dis liddle face gibs me a sad…..
eye bleech pleeze!
From dis, we can konclewd dat a home visit wud indeed hab killed teh hoomins.
nawt tu musch tu ax!
sowy, kitteh. looks like you hazza sad
…tell us wot’s bovvering yew…
A lack of noms
Baths, dey gibs dem
Cat nip, not enuf
Drooly goggiee. ew
Ew, drooly goggie
F…
Freaky guy playing stoopy
Guitar mew sick for
Hours at a time, which is
Insenstive to my sleeping time.
JUST STOPPITT!!!!!
K…I feline better now dat i ve vented.
L…
Lawtz ov fings
Mai maaam gon awai
Nawt enuff gushifuds
Onlee kitteh in teh haus
Pleez can we get rid ov teh goggie!!?
Q…
Qwiet tyme, nawt enuf
Ree kwires moar snorglez, nawt happenin
Shortkummings uv hoomin too vizibulol
T…..
Qwiet – nawt enuf uv it
Raowdee pawrteez
Stoopy gitar playin awlla da tyme
U…
(Oopz – Ai furgotted Mai alfamabet)
Shud bee T…
Two menny goggiez
Uppity cat nekkst dore
Verry noyzee bebbeh waeks meh up
Wear iz mai dinna?!
Xacklee wat ar u waring??
Yes, itz dinna tiem agen
Zzzzzzzzzz Wat? Huh? Did ai miss sumfing?
Fashun scents lakin hoomin
Goggie stil droolin
Horblol noms dey gibs meh
I…
kitteh nawt fan ob rawk star ai gessis?
nawt fan ob “poof teh majek dragin!”
yoo noe they say: u can’t choose ur parints…. ‘parentlee troo foar adopshuns as well!
butt atta least da parintz cud ware pantz…
Wat haz bin seen kannawt bee unseen…
tyty wyties; Ai cud puttum wiv. “Stayrwai to Hevvun”, mornin, nune an nyt; Ai’d coep. Butt(!) bofe toogevver?!!
tidy wity boi beddur nawt leaf da doar opin or Poor Tom wil Ramble On an bee Over the Hills and Far Away
Oh yu poor kitteh wif da tidy whitey wearin, guitar playin owner.
Beddar dan Nawt-titey whitey wearin owner- dont want no nekkidness!
poor bebbee. (kitteh not dood in tidy whideys)
Aww, sweet kitteh, at leest u haz ur howse an ur noms an um…wateber taht iz beesyde u tew kuddle up awn! Trust meh, izza kold hard whirrld owt dere, it kud bee mush wurse fer u
aneewai, maybee a few “oops ai thawt ur leg wuz mai skratchin post” type akcidints wud taik kair uv teh noe pants warin problim.
Noooez!
Home bizit mite hab led
tew debriefing ob guitar hero
awn hiz song selekshuns.
For example:
Bad Moon rising…
Shake Your Booty…
oar CC forbid, uh Soggy Bottom Boys medley.
Ai sea u ar bedder! Welcum bakk.
Ohai OCM. Fankees! Gud tew bii bak.
um. aer you a Sir Jean, or is dat a bandaid on yr mouf dere?
Ohai sweetpea.
No, ai iz nawt uh Sir Jean, but ai play wun awn T.V.
Seeryuslee tho, ai iz recubbering frum Sir Jury, and ai culdn’t find an abatar costume wif teh open bak paper gown.
fur wich wi is graytfull.
aifinkso tew BF, ai no ai wud putz on da pantz den.
O mai, ai haz jus red an amazin storee an deres a bideo tew! Mynd teh spaise!
h ttp://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93590?fp=1
Dis man wuz filmin unnerwadder an a oktopus suddenlee *yoinked* hiz kamera awai…..
iz LOB? (loloctoburglar)
fankies fur sharing that bideo. it was amazing.
LOB! LOL!! gud won.
a member of teh kleptocephalo genus?
Wen Dopshun Serviss aksed Kitteh
“Wut u wunt in yur Fur-evar Hoam?”
Him sed “Cheezbergers, cheezbergerz,
an sumphing ells to nom!”
Him nevar sed “No haff-drest doods
waylin awn no gittarrz,
no stik-legged peeps hooz thinkin
tehy’ll be nex singin starz.”
Kitteh sed him wuntsa kwiet spawt
fur curlin uppan takin naps,
Nevar thawt about teh danjer
of Dood turnin up teh amps.
Kitteh wuz hoapin fur sum cumpanee;
Well, Kitteh, heer yoo am,
Teh resta teh band’ll be heer soon,
Tehy’r gunna hang owt an jam.
Kitteh, if yoo hav warmf an noms,
a kleen littre boks, an toise,
if tytee wytee Dood is kind to yoo,
yur wai ahed ov teh HoamLess Kitteh Boiz!
berree berree berree tru!!!
@@@@@ Jennifffuurrr
!!
Why is there a naked man playing the guitar in the background ?
That’s why the kitten is sad. He’s embarrassed by his nekkid humin with the guitar…
‘Dawpptiddz Kitteh habz
a sadz. Geekee Beeg Gye needz
2 habz Prittee Wun!
Prittee Wun woodz maykz
awwwwwlll t3h diffurrenss. No moarz
Gittarz playeengz lowdz!!
Prittee Wun woodz gibz
Kitteh lawtza Rubbinz wyle
Beeg Gye’z in Kitchunn!!!
Jack.
Another unhappy caption. And isn’t that just what we all come to LOLCats to see!
I mean, who needs a site to click on where we can count on a pleasant smile when we can have one more place to be unhappy.
Why hoomans want to do everyfing in der underware?
Did anyone else notice the guy in his underwear playing guitar in the background?
look in the background.
whats with the kid in underwear playing a guitar. looks like a fender/ squire stratocaster.