YOUR CAT HAS ISSUES and a sweet machine gun nest in the living room
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Wow Anni! Taht waz kwik! Ai sore ur cawment befaw ai red teh capshun! (An ai nawt onna a ‘steem driben’ masheen enny moar, eever!
Had 2 hurree bakk frum teh shops!
Ai wuz sittin at mai puter an juss didnt notis
Duz it luk laik da kitteh iz smokin a seegar? Cuz it duz tu me an Ai kin ownle fink “I love it when a plan comes together!”
Duuuun dundun duuun dun dun dun!
Whut? wuz supposed tu be a nu commint, sawrree anni!
Nawtee WP!!! *shaykes spraybottlol at to scair it*
Doan’t wurree! It’s gud 2 hab sumwun 2 blaem – dat’s wat WP iz 4!
*whishez ai cud yous dat eggkuuz at teh pleh wurk*
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U can’t eben blaem teh goggie dere!
congaratshoos, anni! iz teh closest ai bin fur a while tew nawt-sekkund!
Tee?
kukkees?
Blak kawffee fer anni ob da litenin fingurrs! An sum leetlol caykes?
Thx drgnfly! U noe my lieks!
ohai, anni! you be doing okat? ai has had a sad, but iz gud tew see yew here!
Ai haz sendid u a messij awn ur profiel
oooh, yesyesyes! teenee tinee caykes fur anni! an ebreewun hoo wants!
Iz dem BIRFDAI CAEKS, drgnfly? HAPPEE BIRFDAI!!
Yay! Happi birfdai, drgnfly!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Drgnfly ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Hippo Birdie Drgnfly
(mine is today too)
O reeeelee??!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER Rodney Dill ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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W00t!!! Happee birdiez tu u, Rodney!!
dans, dans, dans fur deh burfday boy!
* Fyrez a twenny-wun gun sal loot
*
Happeh Birfing Dai rodney!!! Ai jus barrow dis from pb
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER rodney ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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.. nd ai gawt it frum JCH4K
!!
BTW, enniwun scene hur laitly ??
She waz farmin awm FB larst ai sor – mebbeh tudai.
HAPPI BIRFDAI RD!
No!!! Nawt leetlol cayks! A BIG cake for drgnfly, who has hur burfday today! Happi burfday, dear flying dragon! May u habs sunshine in ur face and a lubbing kitteh to snorgle!
Happee birday, dragonfly!
Yesh!! Happeh Birfing Dai to yoo drgnfly!!!
*skip skip dans twurl clap clap dans dans jazz paws*
Happee Burf Dai tu Rodney adn drgnfly!!
DansDansDans-twurrrrrrrrrl-spin-plop!
Lawts uv happeh beems tu yu awn yur dai!!!!!!
pewpewpewpewpew!
Oooo ya gotted me!
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*fallonnaflorgrabbinmaanklol*
An juss wen ai wuz gunna gibs yu a treet
*snerk*
jus whut ebbree cat needs – ammyoonishun!
My son will luv this lol!
>^;^<
Myne tu. 24 nekkst munf, butt(!) alwais a boi wiv teh gunz. Berry peasful in RL, butt(!) wen him waz littlol he plaid wiv teh littlol men frum Star Warz, etc foar owers awn end.
Ai fink teh boiz allwez lyke teh gunz. Beefor wuz plassic toi gunz, fir awyle it wuz paynt bawl gunz, nao vibeo gaem gunz.
(Sum boiz stil lykez teh paynt bawl gunz nao. Ai kno a fyoo!)
Mai huzbing wuz 57 wen him dyed – still lubbin gunz tho bigg wunz nawt small armz.
Taht’s nawt vairy awld !! Iz a shaim himz gon
!! {{Anni}}
Yesh. Nawt fare, Mr Anni. {{{Annipuss}}} Mai mumcat waz onlee 61 an ai alwais thot it waz unfare. She brort up 4 gurlz moslee awn her oan.
Ur huzbing liekt de canninz? Oar teh hungtin gunz?
Him wuz in teh Royal Artillery, so BEEEEG guns! We haz berry strikt lawz ‘bowt habbin gunz, soe him din’t hab ennee.
Yesh – berry beeeg!! We awlso hav strikt lors abowt gunz. Hubby haz a air riflol (shyoot tin canz, nawt much els!) an we hav tu keep inna lokt cubord fikkst tu worl.
Taht wud maik it hard tu ame
!! * runzawaiwivakwikness *
Ohai PB!
Ohai tu yew, OCM !!
Wen ai wuz a kidlet, ai bort a potato gun !!
Yu puusht it intu a spud nd loded it wib a cap frum a cap-gun !!
It shawt teh littlol bit ob spudato acruss teh ruum at uvver boyz !
* If yu didnut get cort by a ‘dolt *
Can stil get em! Nawt in teh leegle shawps, butt(!) markitz an ‘speshul’ shawps. Mai sun wontid tu bai wun yeers ago an ai sed noe. Ai waz orlwais berry anti gunz az tois, butt(!) sumhao teh star wars etc seemd diffrent. Tehn teh boi wontid tu joyn teh armee wen him waz 18!
Teh ones in the Yoo Ess Aaa don’t have caps. But still shoot taters!
Ai hurd tehy tride tu put a cap awn gunz nd fayled …
!!
Thx PB. Iz lawg enuff ago (18 yeerz) nawt 2 hert much – tho Ai still miss him.
Sew sori, Annipuss. Iz stranj. Mi eggz hubbicat dyed larst yier adn I miz himz – adn we bee diboereworsed 30 yiers! Hyoomins r berri oddical. Fankies CC fore kittehs in teh wurrl!
{{{mollypuss}}}}
“ai sees whut yoo did tehr, hyoomin”
*waivez pawz tu deh norf*
Ohai, mm!!! u awlwayz b gone bai deh time I gitz heer. *sigh*
so… . ai hav a toy. … . . .pewpEuwpew
awl teh goggies shud hyde, afinkso! kitteh diclaeren wurld war free!
Kitteh’z goanna taik owt
whueber sed “Taik owt teh Kat” !!
Giv em teh koncreet shooz, eh?
Led poyzning, moar liek it
!!
Nacherul cawziz – iz nacherul 2 dye iffn u aer shootid!
Gib him sum moar air !!
But doan’t gib him ennifing 2 drink!
LOL Annie !!11!!
More pour us
!!
LOL!!!!
Nawt shure teh poleece is going to buy dat wun, though.
“%@#%#% goggie” (kitteh has turrets syndrome)
LOL Rodney!
O berry gud Rodney, berry gud.
Egg salad, rodney!!!
I giving u lebenty burgerZ!! *haz a sad fur long lost commenting burgerz*
Grate wun!!!!!
Berri clebber, Rodney! LOL!!!
Is that a cat or a guinnea pig?
Charlz Witmann kitteh.
Dis iz sooo awsome ppl!!!
u gets mor cheezbrgrs wt a purrr nd a machine gun den wt a purrr alone. —Al catone
imma in your bedroom, pew pew’n your goggies.
Ur kitteh haz issues
Mai kitteh has whole subscripshen