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an Santa!
Congrats, carosue!
Fank yu! Izza a great mornin! Fer a Mondai….
* Hanz Carosue a larj mug ob cawfee nd a smawl choklit bikky
*
ai can pweese has a smawl mugg uv cawfee and a larjj chonklit bikkie?
Teh onli reeson ai nawt blame teh goggie iz we duz nawt need wun. Don’t yu go owt an be gettin wun, eiffer.
Yay fer carosue leedin teh pak!
Tehm elvis’z ar tu blaim
Ai GNU Elvis wuzznt ded!
Heez meerly left teh billding !!
Wud dis faes lye 2 u?
Nebbbbbberrrrrr !! * Faymus larssed wurdz *
Liek “dey cudn’t hit a nelolfant at dis dist…”?
“Electify us adn wi prawmis tu drawp taxiss” * taxiss nawt taxis*
Aarrrrggghhhh! We aer in teh middlol iv a jenrul ilekshun an iffn haff teh fings teh polly tishuns promis caem troo it wud be hebben awn erf! Mai huzbing yoost 2 sai dat hooebber u boatid 4, teh polly tishuns got ilektid.
Ah yup, yup, yup. Das teh prolem wiv awl ilekshuns. Polly tishuns keeps gettin voted back een.
Maibi if tehy had tu taik tehir mumz tu sit wiv, tehy wud bihaiv !!
Maibeeso but ai not reelly fink so.
Tehy wuz NINJA elves!
Well, teh Keebler elves wud nevver do this.
Oahi bf. How iz u?
ai iz dewin otay ai gess, jus abowt tew skoot owt tew teh grocree stoar. fankees fer teh emayo nooz, iz jus wun fing affer anuvver izznt it, nun uv it guud it seemz.
*nods*
Dey wuz tiereded of makin cookiez.
Dey wos littlol imps ob saytn!
Wow !! Wil u luuk at teh siez ob taht floofy tayl
!!
Aifinkso mebbeh teh taylk did teh damij, nawt teh elvises.
An the hairy toes and the tufty eers! Dis heer is maybe a Mainly Coon Kat! Luv on four feets!
Oooo !! Du yu tihnk shi wud liek tu trabel oberseez
??
Athotso we nawt hav tihs kynd ov kitteh in Aus, butt(!) goglol ses we doo. Mai smorlist kitteh haz tuftee eers an floofy unner teh feetz – wuld him be teh saym kynd? Aithot he mite be sum ragdoll an sum Norwegian forest cat. Culd be ennyfing – him iz juss tuxxie an floofy an cyoot! An norty. Him dussen com hoem wen him iz tole.
Aifinkso yu myt bih ryt – ai hadded a Mainly Coon Kitteh, adn shih lukked alawt lyk tihs bebbeh – oanlee diff wuz taht mai Lily, hoo crost teh Brijj twee yeeryeeryeerz agone, hadded a sylbur ruff wair tihs bebbeh’z ruff izz teh whyt. Snorgly foar shuur!
Iz dis kitteh lyk a MC kitteh? Oar juss floofy…
ht tp://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2010/4/19/97cd4589-7e86-4352-9a15-55173ab459fa.jpg
ht tp://images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2010/4/19/296fa100-cd55-4ce2-9a82-1786057c17cb.jpg
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon
(bee shuur tu mynd teh gapp inz teh linkie abuv)
Teh kitteh inz yur pikshoor myt bih wun taht’z parrt Manily Coon Catt – ai has nebber seed a Mainly Coon taht’z blakk’n'wyte, butt(!!) taht’z jsut mih.
Aifinkso u wuld noe moar ov tehm tahn meh. Ai juss wunnerd. If nawt yooshallee teh tux, tehn prolly sum uvver mikscha.
Him haz berry silkee furr liek bebbeh floof (wat getz up mai noes), lawng lawng wiskas an teh floofy feetz – iz diffrent frum enny kitteh ai had befaw.
Ai juss lukt agen at cat breeds awn wiki an fownd tihs pic ov a MC wiv a lawt ov B&W. Similar tu mai tux in menny wais.
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Maine_Coon_female.jpg
ooooh, whut a GORGEMOWSS kitteh!! (adn itz lukks lyk shih noes itz, tu!)
Yesh indede. She haz a nair abowt her.
Ai goglold “maine coon black and white” an tehre ar lotz ov tehm! Ai lukkt at menny uvver breed pics an aifinkso mai kitteh mite be part mainly coon. An part norty boi.
Ai bee dizzyed wiv awl teh cheezepeeps tie-waring fur not lazt plaice. Tihs needz teh box of dark Ferrero chonklits tu bee plaiced in teh middlol ov teh rum adn adn a beeg dansdanscawltehringdansdanstehfaeryringdansdans ov conga-rats tu awl. Oooh, aim awl dizzyness now
*dibez in2 teh boks uv chokklits*
* Slydez akros teh floar tu joyn teh choklit feest *
*runs runs runs LEEPS uzez red caip tew parryshoot daown by teh baux uv chokkies*
ai heerd a grate song onna eppysode uv House larst nite an ai haz trakd it daown, aifinkso izza guud sawng tew heer awn a Mundane moarnin (er aneetyme it iz ware u r).
Iz cawld Shine On. Mai cheezefrends, u awl shine sew brite!
tanks, BF…it’s rilly lovely!
NIES!! Thx BF! Gud gitar playin an grate voys – ai nebber herd ov Eric Bibb. *gose awf tu lukk foar moar*
Nyse wun, BF
!!
*peeks in from rome*
*yoinks sum chonklits*
*waves*
Ohai – ai is stuck in Rome because of that darned Volecaneeoh!!
please turn it off – I wanna go home to Buster!!
Bye bye!
Teh lunshtiem nooz heer sed it haz kwyuttid doun a bit – fingurz crost it mai sune stop.
Hey! And I wanna come to Rome!
oh yesh – you can all come an join me! as long as ur knot flying ober norf-yurup ayrspays!!
we can has gelato an cakes an peetsa and pasta and fawkatchia! an whyne!
Ai haz whyne – “Maam! Itz nawt fare! Nenne getz tu be in Rome!” Iz taht enuff whyne?
nope – whee kneads moar whyne!!
“maaaaaaaaaam, ai donut wants to be stuck in rome longer than the weekweekweek-end!” – ooh, and this wun… “maaaaam – it’s raining – ai donut want to be stuck in roam WIF RAIN!!!”
*snikr*
fanks – ai kneeded that!!
Iz rayning?? In Rome? Wiel u ar stukk tehre??
Hao dair it?!!
yah. ai heered dat storee beefore.
Liek raond yor cuukee / bikky jar
?? * Ai kno it wuzzint mi *
*nom nom – hides paw behine back*
Noep, not mi eiver.
How could I possibly get mad at that face?!
>^;^<
Yups – itz shuur WUZ teh elbz – tehy kikkeded itz obur awn teihr wae tu teh shoomaykur’s haous, aifinkso.
Wotz taht, Italiana ?? Tu teh racign car driber’z plais
??
It Mike be.
Iz Ralph lee wear he libbs.
Tehre’z a faerie taylz kawlled Teh Elbz adn teh Shoomaykur. Teh Elbz sneekify intu teh Shoomaykur’z haous ebbree nyte and fiksify awl teh shooz foar himz.
Wish dey wud cum an do mai howswerk!
GMTA, anni!
Thanks bluesfan
Whut a beautimous kitteh!!
Wot a beeyooteemuss floofy bebe!…*titens CHRG*
Ohai Mezzomom! Sir prizinglee nawt splortz eberywear.
At least is wuzn’t dose trixy hobbitsez….
Wat u komplaynin bowt hooman? At leest SUM uv it landid in teh bowl…an sum in teh skoop….an awn taht green fing….
Ai wanz to plaz wif ebery kitteh. ai seez the meows aw ob de timez i wreeds dem and iz alone an wantz de asfecsions an eberything ob fwens. I no hab piture by mai nams yet. Iz worrisome about alonez
an underwear gnomes
Beautiful cat.
whut? ai hadda hungree an yu furgettid tu feeds mi. STN!
lol the name is megan