
THE HUMANZ HAZ LEFT THE FRIDGE, I REPEAT THE HUMANZ HAZ LEFT THE FRIDGE MISSIONZ MEAT LUVERZ IS NOW IN AFFECT GRABZ AS MUCH TUNA AND PIGAZ AS U CAN AND RUN LIKE HELL RODGER BURGULAR KITTIEZ ARE HERE
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Kitehz hab a cunnin plan
con gar atz, anni!
Thx catena!
Lolcat Burglarz?
FTW!!!
U ringed?
Ohai der, boss. Luuks lyke we gawts sum burglin tu du!
U go ahead. And where’s that phlonquais de moi? U’d think he’d be all over getting some fuds. Hmph.
Ai nawt seen dat layzeeboans fur dayz.
So dat meens… mai nawt-sekkund solo misshun? Oooh!
*putz awn burglur mask*
*sneeks intu teh kitchin*
*getz runnd ober by kommando kittehs*
*retreets unner teh stoav, wayts fur an oppur-toona-tee*
*watchez teh commando kittehs pull stuffs owtta teh fridj*
*wayts fur dem tu skurry away wiff deyr pryzez*
*luuk! dey has lefted teh fridj door open!*
*chekks tu teh lefft, chekks tu teh ryte*
*runs wiffakwickness tu teh fridj, luuks arownd*
*spots a big chunk ob cheddur cheez inna bag, way up hye*
*klymes up tu teh tawp shelf, yoozing poyntee-ends*
*snags teh bag ob cheez in hur teefs, pulls it owt*
*jumps daon wiffit, raysez owtta teh kitchen*
*pant-pant*
*luuks lefft adn ryte, tayks awf mask*
*rips open teh bag wiff hur poyntee-ends*
*nom-nom-nom!!*
{{{{{lcb}}}}}} finkso wuz a fals alarum. no shinynes in frijeraturz. Cep maibe sum kinez moldines getz shiny. Pleh.
bad kittehz!
Ak-chew-catly, I fink dey’z gud kitty commandos.
Hoo sez crime doezn’t pay?
Payz good for smart kittehs!
NO! Rodger gets no share! Alll MIEN…..
Whut is yours is mine, what is mine is mine alonez!
Ohai Skwirrlgrrl how u iz?
Teem werks…we haz it!!
Doan leev ennee furz oar pawprentz – taht wae tehy’lz blaim teh goggie.
Goldman Sachs kittehs is aftah Ur hard earned munniez
Snerk! I woodn’t bet against it.
Cpt. Floofy, u get teh toona!
Sgt. Mittens, u get teh chikkin!
Cpl. Stripes, u get teh bakon!
Pvt. Whiskers, u get teh hamburg, teh cheez an teh bunz!
Goe! Goe! Goe!
Wyel Mayjah BF gawdz teh rear.
yesh yesh! Ai’z rite beehynd u, jus a lil wai bak
Meenwile, Major Tom-kat plays teh harmonika
Ground control to Major Tom-kat….
kumensen kontdoyn, enjinz awn
Izza feline filching…uh cat caper…uh purr-loin if yew will.
aifinkso it haz awl the makingz uv a culinary cat-astrophy!
*skampurrs awf tew wurks*
Dat depends awn iffn dey onlee include
teh appropriated ingredients.
dey kood maik toona catsurole wif an cide ordur ob bakun!!!
oar krumblol da bakun awn tawp ob da catsurole?
bakun maiks ebryfing beddur *nods*
Speshullee bejitaryun fud!
… cuz den itz nawt akshully bejitaryan nomoarz.
Eggzacklee!
Yum … BLT, baykum cheezeburgloler, baykum a neggs, chonklit-dipdipdippded baykum, baykum adn moar baykum. *nods*
Sumbunny awn teebee sed it wuz gud nd wuz habbing bakun escremez tu.
In yor refrigermarator, plannin owr own sekrut bar-be-que.
…is now in effect…E ffect…sowwy, iz gramma freek, will goes now. *shuffles off*
purr Mogma,
i can haz makez annagrams 4 birfdaz cardz 4 centuriz.
pleeZe not 2 shuvlez off.
emme
Luuks lyke sumwunz bin affektid by teh contradikery effekts ob lolspeek!
Commando Kittehz
habz ekksellent plan. Will needz
co~oardinnayshunn!
Commando Kittehz
habz stellff andz surpryze awn dayr
syde 4 best reezultz!!
Commando Kittehz
duz t3h best dayz canz wiffowtz
opoazzibbill fumbz!
Jack.
Kittehs In Uniform
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Persian tail, poyntee ends adn sum nip,
Patrolkitteh Floofy, don’t you give her no lip
Took me to the kitchen for some morsels,
then back to teh sofa for a load of snorgles.
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Kittehs in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Kittehs in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm
Kittehs raid fridge, luking fur:
Apple smoked bacon
Bacon
Chicken
Deviled ham……
Eggseses, debbiled
Fronsch fryze
Gushifud, teh gud kynd
Hammz
Iceycweem …
J …
Junk fuds
Kittehs fuds
Loverly baconz
Marinated Meats….
Ninty bottles ob milk
Open cans of sardines
Piles of Nip
Quarts ob cream…..
Roastee beest
Sordid noms
TOONA
Umbrelly-fyed drinkees
V …
Velvetee red caek
Wyne inna bocks
Yogurts
Zagnut barz!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Two_kittehs, Old lurker, Sweetmisery, an mamarosa an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh “Mishun Impossiblol” theem song wen tehy yoyo, alien finger puppets wif spaceship finger puppet stayje, kandee, an play munnies!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai 2 awl teh birfdai peeplz!
Hippo burdiez tu two kittehs!!! old lurker!!! sweetmisery!!! an laste but nawt leest mamrosa!!!!!
Ai taiks an goodie bag fro mai poohbear SuzyQ hoos elebentyith burfdae wuz yezturdai..
Elebbentee Nomz
Frydz Chikkun frim last nyte’z Nomz
Gooeee dessurtz Nomz
Hebbenlee Chillee
Iees Creemz andz Chawklitt Surrup
Jell-O Saladz Moald
Kayk wiff lawtz ieeseeng
Libburr wiffowtz t3h unnyunz
Meetz Lofe Sammitches
Jack.
Nomilishus Meets
…
Open canz ob Toona-fish
Peetza (Anchovee)
Quartz milk kuntaynahz
Rasberre-flavahd yogut
Siydz awf angas befe
T…
Trye-tip leftoberz
Uppur-krusty meetloaf bits
Veri tendur lamm
Well-dun surloyn stayks
Xtreem dubblol chokklit kayk
Yello-fin susheez
Zat is whut ai lykes!
um…whi wuz teh hoomins en teh reefrigimadoor en teh nawt sekkund playce??
i didn’t know kitties liked pigs.