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Marie Catoinette sez “Let zem eet caek!”

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  1. catena says:

    adn tel looie aiz busee.

  2. annipuss says:

    U can hab teh caek – Ai’ll taek teh kitteh!

  3. bluesfan473 says:

    Heer, lemme floof up taht peece uv caik fer u. Kat hayre izza kondimint, affer awl!

  4. Bob1998 says:

    That kitteh is SO KYOOT!

    ps: 12th place

  5. Ivory Bill says:

    Hoomins eetz cakes wif forks wifout fail
    But kittehs eat tuna wif one big inhale.

  6. bluesfan473 says:

    Marie Catoinette alzo sez “O noze! Teh pesents r rebolting!”

  7. 5 Eagles says:

    Cake cake cake cake cake……..where is my fork or spoon?

  8. Jack Deth says:

    Megga Flooffee Gurl
    Kitteh knoez dat ieeseeng amz
    bessest pawrt ubz Cayk!

    Nommee Yello Cayk
    amz deelibburree sistemm
    4 Peenkee ieesseeng!!

    Strawmberree ieesseeng
    amz reddee 2 beez likkdz awf
    b4 nommeeng Cayk!!! :-)

    Jack.

  9. BAReFOOt says:

    Actually, she said “They can eat brioche.”. Brioche is a type of bread that’s also like cake. Something in between. Soft and fluffy, but quite the opposite of crumbly, bread. Lightly sweet, made with lots of milk and egg, if I remember it correctly.
    Tastes really great dipped in coco or with hazelnut spread. If you haven’t eaten it, try it. :)

  10. acpw says:

    ai fink sheez floofy enuf, mayb to eet dyet cayke or cawl Jennee Craigkat!

  11. wolfkit says:

    Yez. Zem kan eet teh ‘pleh’ caek but onlee aftre I haz eet teh eyecing.

  12. bluesfan473 says:

    Kitteh shud bee bowncin awf teh wallz affer awl taht shugar! Maibee iz rum inteh frawsting? Kitteh looks kinda sedaytd dere!

    • cweenmj says:

      lets samplol it. just tu make shur no wun b poysuning deh kitteh wif rum in deh aisingz.

      *pullz cake closer and takez a samploling bite.*

      cant reelly tell. wuz too small uv a bite.

      *takez a bigger samploling bite*

      • bluesfan473 says:

        yesh, ur rite, wii kant leev dese fings tew chanse!

        *nibblolnibblolnibblolhic!* nope, seemz fyne!

        • Catsablanca says:

          Ossifur: Scuse mii, maam, has u bin drinking?
          BF: Wai noe, ossifur, Ai just hadz a big peese ov caek wif nommy frawsting..hic.
          Ossifur: Maam, can u walkz tihs lion?
          BF: Ai donut walkz goggies, adn u wuntz mii tu walk a LION?!?
          *BF yellz ITS A LION…GET INNA CAR!!! adn jumpz intu teh ossifurz car*
          Ossifur: U just relaxify, Ai taeks u tu a ruum tahtz gawt a comfy flohr, comfy wallz adn a comfy ceeling. U can get bettur tehre.
          BF: Hic.

  13. rhsb says:

    Wut a beyootimus kitteh!

    WANT!

  14. Kernut says:

    Cake! Just in time for my birthday :)

    • upfi says:

      Izit ur burfday? If yes, happi birfday to u! And do tell the burfday fairy! Oh, and welkum to cheezland if u is gnu here. Ai is Upfi, the littlol caterpillar. Usually ai is pink, but i’m feeling a bit bloo.

  15. Saki says:

    Hoomanz nvr understand uz kittehs NOT WANT shoogars.

    • OzcatMum says:

      Ohai Saki! *extends floofy paw in greeting* Tihs hooman unnerstans abowt kittehs nawt want shoogar! Ai wuld nebber giv a kitteh caek! Nawt a goggie eever – much tu mai goggies’ dismai!

  16. MallardVHS says:

    Terrific FP!

    On the same theme: http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3400777216

  17. * eers prick up *

    Caek? Deed summedy sai sumfing abowt caek? Ai can has? huh? huh?

  18. kafleen says:

    *donkee eyeballs popout and roll across the floor*
    **brain splorts from floof**

    Blarg, i r dubbull dedd.

    • OzcatMum says:

      Oh noes! Kafleen is daon!

      *collects aaawl teh brayn cells*

      *rinses wiff mineral worter*
      
*arraynjes brayn cells in 3D jigsaw*
      
*paks them bak in Kafleen’s hed*

      *mayks ‘nudder 3D jigsaw wiff Kafleen’s hed bones*
      
*tayps hed bak togevver*
      
*applies gnu CHRG wiff happyhoppy rabbits awn it*

      *leads Kafleen to splort recubbery room, raps her in floofy blankee wiff bebee seal awn it*
      
here, has a hawt chocklit and sum chocklit cookies! And sum booooring siuntific papurrs. Gud un-splort medusin!

      Nao ai goe tu bed. :)

    • Catsablanca says:

      odeerodeerodeer……Catsablanca dribes CCC wif wun arm…lookit owt, coeming fru! Skreechez tu a hawlt.
      Piks up wun eyeball, rinses wif Vaizine, pops bak in sokkit
      Nao ware didz taht uvver wun goe?
      Fyndz uvver eyeball, remoobs M&M stuk tu it
      Rinses wif Vaizine, pops bak in sokkit
      Scoopifyz braynes up, rinses wif minerul watur
      Playces braynes bak in braniun cabity
      Fits hed bonz tugevvur
      Wrapz wif Hollo Kitteh duky taep…wrapwrapwrap
      Pulls awn CHRG w/doi, wraps wif moar duky taep
      Tuuks floofy Cheezland map blankee arownd Kafleen
      Gibs coklit milk adn a peese ov caek tu Kafleen
      Heer, u ware deese purrtektib gogglols til ur aiz get bettur, adn rest inna Splorts Recubbery Ward.
      *Whew….mai nawt-sekond wun-handed reskue…hoep Ai dint furgit ennefing!*

    • kafleen says:

      oboi, TWO carts! I feel speshul! *wigglols wiff a woozy glee*

  19. keshet says:

    caek…belleefloof….caek….belleefloof…
    argh! ai cannawt deeside!

  20. Jackie says:

    That, is one good looking cake!

  21. Gail says:

    Queen rocks!!


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