
A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway
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A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway
Picture by: Amithy Caption by: 707gatos via Advanced Lol Builder
in 3…2…1…
yah, dat hind leg is headin up! Doom is neer! Kyute doom, mind you.
wayte for it… wayte for it… bunneh-kikk!
Aifink teh teef aer werkin awn it 2!
She defnitly gettin attakifyd frum awl anglols… adn still smylin!
Congrats, anni … luuks lyke we has a tye!
*dansdans-arminarmtutehtyebooteek-dans-dans*
Ooh, yiss. Ai need sum spring-tiem dekermerayshuns.
Speekin ob wich, ai has a hoal buncha wintur jazmin bloomin nao.
*twyns sum flowuring vynes tugebber, putz it in hur hayr*
Ai lubs teh delikat lyte-pink littlol flowurz, adn dey smell so wunnermus!
Ower wintur jazmin iz yello an haz juss abowt finnisht – bean flourin sins Nobembur. Duzn’t hab much sent tho.
Ai has a pikshur ob it awn my profyle… currintly teh tawp-left.
We plantd it a kuppla yeerz ago adn itz alreddy overflowin teh fens!
Itz neer teh bakk doar, so ai gets a wiff ob sweet aroma wenebber ai cums in or owtta teh howse. Beri nyse!
Yiss, dat lukks liek teh wun Ai thort wuz moast lieklee!
Ai haz consultid Wikki an owerz iz Jasmin nudifolium an urs iz, Aifink, J. polyanthum. Lukks berry prittee!
Gotcha!
Buh Bye Ahrmz!
Gotta hand it tu yu
!!
*om nom nom*
Ohai noofa! Ai doan’t fink we haz meetid. Plz 2 assept mai floofee paw in walkum.
*shakez paw* ohai annipuss!
Taystz lyke chikkin! ermmm… rappd wiff kottin *pleh*
ai dunt fink dis goan maik eet to kfc
Dat gurl gone needz lotza bannigez! Lotza dem… i sez
I’n a grate ormament: our stripes match, c?
>^;^<
Hmm, strypeez offin clash, but urz ar sertinly byootimus, kitteh!
Izzit troo tehy gro a negstra ring awn tehir tayl ebbree yeer ??
Or iz taht juss a tawl tail .. ??
Ah purrfur “A Tale of Two Kitties.”
Praps wun wuz a manks kitteh!
Ub coarse dere is tu kittehs an wun tale. Dats da comflick ub da storee! U kants habs a storee wifout gud comflick!
Butt … there is no sekkund kitteh! How can we have WUN tail and TWO kittehs anyway? My mind boggles … please wait while ai lie down and tayk a nap to unboggle my mind.
De odder kitteh is juss awf screen waitin tu pownse awn da tayle! Heers a blankee fer yur nap iffn yu stil needs it. Kwestshun, wai is yur abatar an unhappee caterpiggllee???
Iffn she keeps dis up, sheel be reedin For Hoom teh Bell Tolls!
Arsk nawt fur hoom teh bell tollz – iz prollee a rong nummer.
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Bai bai arm!!! *waves gudbai to arm* Oh wayt, i no can wave, i has no arm! *headdesk*
Hoomin beddur remoob arm nao…..iz nawt e z yoosing onlee wun arm. *Nods knowinglee*
Hoominz haz removablol armz??
Luukz armless tu mi !!
Wuld maek it e-z-ur tu sleepz awn ur syde, Aifinkso.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Gascat an Dict1987 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht glo in teh dark, ittybitty sekrit notebuks wif sekrit decoder moodringz an inviziblol ink pens, kandee, an “graet awthors ob teh 20rd cenchury” culoring books wif bokses ob elebenty-nine glo-in-teh-dark neon-colurd crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!!
an also teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay, wher the crokay balls are paynted to luk like troll heds, an wen yoo wakk them wif teh crokay mallets they make ufnny troll-y noyzez! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai Gascat an Dict1987.
*wakks teh trollhedd crokay ball it sez fotoshopt!*
*goez tu teh krokay rakk, pikks up a mallit adn bawl*
*WHAKK!* ………… … … … … .. .. .. .. . . . . o
Datz nawt reely a kitteh, is a rayr varyetee ob desert fawx dat…
Hmm, dat seems tu be a imfurmayshunul trollhedd bawl. Ai wunder…
*ayms at anniz bawl*
*WHAKK!* …………… … … …o krakk! … .. .. . . . o
Ai can tell datz nawt a kitteh cuz krakk! Ai can see teh pikselz!
wae kool volkanoe pikshurz:
h ttp://www.universetoday.com/2010/04/18/incredible-images-of-iceland-volcano-from-just-a-few-kilometers-away/
mynd teh g ap!
Thx fur dat, catena. Dey had sum bideo futtij awn teh BBC News dis ebenin.
awesumz!!
Sulfa, sew gud !!
Tukksee Kitteh amz
skayrz ubz Freeddee Kroogur. Duz
nawtz lykez Strypee Shurt!
Tukksee Kitteh mayz
beez jelluss ubz Prittee
Wun’z bloo Poyntee Endz!!
Prittee Wun knoez dat
Tukksee Kitteh’z playeengz. Willz
letz Kitteh tyrez owt!!!
Jack.
Prittee Wun’z
Bloo poyntee endz … yu si ebbreeting, Jack !!!11!!!
teh trap has bin sprung!
Heez bitign teh hand taht feadz him !!
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* Meel tiem mite bi lait tunite
NOM!
Farewell to arms….and legs…and clothes…and upholstery….
Kitteh say mbwahahahahaha…!
(But says it wif a hyooooooooooooooj cyootness)
Is that a polydactyl cat?
ask not fur hoom de bell tinkles…