
OMG Shirley, dat diamund iz hyuuge!! Fanks! We’z plannin a June weding.
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OMG Shirley, dat diamund iz hyuuge!! Fanks! We’z plannin a June weding.
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iz gunna where wyte
reeli. heatz da deell. ai wont sai nuttin iffin ai donut hab 2 b a katzmade.
butt butt yu gits tu ware sush ay beeyootimus katsmade dress. an teh bess part is yu cans awlways shortin et an ware et agin.
buttz ai donut usuilly ware peach an ruffled hi nec drezz. actuilly, ai donut ware drezzez at awl. oar at leastez elebenti ..elebenti earz ago.
ai hadz eh peechee won. mai kollej rume ate woyr et tu eh formul ting. herz lyked et, soe ai gaff eet tu her wif NOE regrehtz!
An maching shooz, 2!
We’z gettin mawwid!
♫ ♫ inna de mornin ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ ♪ dingi dongi da bellz iz gonna chime ♫ ♫
ken yu getz tu teh churj awn tyem?
ob korse! uh oh………..*luks boff rite anna left* izzit dis weigh oar dat whew?
Nice mannikurr, too.
ohai exhoicat! aiz noodle an ai donut fink wheeze meeted. *extendz da floofy paw ob frenchips* ann queztin: wha iz ex hoi cat? jus kurius.
shiny *bat bat bat bat bat*
kitteh weddin, nevah new it waz gonna hapenz.
What makes this especially epic for me is that the president of my college’s name is Shirley, she just got engaged and the wedding is in June.
kewl!!
shucks, itz onlee 5 carrots.
R U rejissturred ennyware? Petsmart, mehbeh?
Surely you can’t be serious
SO KYOOT!!!!!!!!1!*
*the “1″ was intentional.
Good “wun”, Bob!
XD
Very niice wing.
I meen ring!
Ohai, noodle, did u get ur profiles stratened out? Just askin.
Later–gotta get reddy for workworkwork.
>^;^<
nopez, knot yet.
didz u meen ai shud talk 2 a persen oar email? an alsew 2 whomz?
Now who in their right mind names their kitteh Shirley?
true dat….shirley an awd choyse
*whisperz*
“ai fink she is 2 yung… ai wurry she is rushing into dis…”
*Ai agreez. Her shud wate untill her iz at leest foar.*
Goin to teh chapplol an wii
Gonna git maaarryfied
Goin to the chapplol an wii
Gonna git maaarryfied…
Bedder yoo den me, kitteh!
Oh, an ifn I mite offur sum adbise….
.
.
RUN AWF AN DO IT!
Teh hole stress of doin a weddin iz NAWT werf it.
goin 2 da katpole ob lub ♪♪♪ ♫ ♫♫ ♪
Noodle–emeow the service cheezpeeps of ichc: miniburger was the wun hoo helpped me, according to msg return. Ther shoud be something on fullsite(I cannot c rite now, on fone) that says if ur having probs contact suchnso. Gotta go. I’llchek in at 3pm. Or so.
>^;^<
Wut yoo goin down teh ayle to?
Ifn I eber do it agin, DIS iz wat I want!
Heers ur weddin vowelz:
O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos cat 1 and cat 2 can has marriage.
cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong.
Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud.
cat 1 and cat 2, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u.
cat 1, what u here for? (cat 2’s paw for marryin)
What u promis for cat 2? (I can has u, cat 2, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)
cat 2, what u here for? (cat 1’s paw for marryin)
What u promis for cat 1? (I can has u, cat 1, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.)
Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.)
I can has bukkit wif rings?
Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. cat 1, place ring on cat 2’s paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. cat 2, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u.
U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss.
Here is cat 1 and cat 2 all married. Kthxbai.
ai haz da leaki ais.
whatta lobbely ceramony. *pikz up a berri biggest wyte hankie. dab dab dab da aiz, blos blos blos da nosez*
mai cc blesses awl hu lub 1anudder.
kumz tu kahnekteekut, ai ken du teh seremonee!
“By da power infested in me by da state of kahnekteekut an da ‘clickee-heer’ button….
Ifn yoo haz sumfin infested, yoo mite wanna see Dr TinyCat.
Jes sayin…
An mehbeh sum pree…preemarrit….befoar weddin kownsulling.
Oooh, kahnekteekut iz verry nise, aifinkso!
Dis wat wuz sed at mah oan weddin. Kwote bai Willyum Penn:
“In marrij doo thow bee wize: prefurr the purrson befoar munnies, virchoo befoar byootee, teh mind befoat teh bawdee; then thow can haz a wief, a cheezfrend, a cumpanyun, a sekkond self.”
Ai tukk mai huzbing 4 beddur oar wuss – him wuz wuss dan Ai tukk him 4!
wyfehuzbing, pleez! *badum-tish*Itz a bootiful weddin!
(sniff, sniff)
It’s a nice day for a white wedding….It’s a nice day to START AGAIN! ♫
Billy Idol, ftw!
I akshulee played dat az my bff & I got reddy foar my weddin.
U too yung sez Mommacat!
But I LUUUUBSSS HIM MOM!
Harupmh!
Kitteh stomps off to room an slams door.
Is taht Jimmi’s ring yur waerin?
*Mrrow*
Gee it muss be grate rydin wiv him -
Is he pikkin yu up arfter skool todai?
*MeOw!*
Bai teh wai, wehre did yu meet him?
♪ ♪ ♫ ai meetz himz atda kandi stor ♫♫♫♪
♪ ♪ ♫ hims ternd arownd a smyulled at me; yu get teh pikchur? ♫♫♫♪
Yesh, wii duz….
♪ ♪ ♫ An taht’s wen Ai fell fur taht big ol’ meen Tomcat! ♫♫♫♪
meeaawwwrrrrrrrrr meeaawwwrrrrrrrrr!
Awwww – datz preshus! Niec jawb, red.
Grrr. Nesting fail. Dis iz why NS shuddint postify on Sunday (spehslee befoar hazzin caffeen).
*poars NS a cuppa koffee*
wuld yu leik ani creem oar shugar?
Fanks, NS.
I nawt rited teh vowelz, tho.
I finded dem awn teh innertoobz.
HE WENT TO JARED!!! XD!!!!
@@@@@!!!!!elebenty!
+1 fav comment!
Surf Wisely.
And pls to thoe burdseads after serramonee, nawt rice.
Burdseads bring nise burdeez to vizzit, and rise is bad foar the burdeez. Kthksbai.
yesh yesh, bring da nise burdeez, den we cans habs dinder tu all sew!!
Wutt a bootimuss picture. *sigh*
Kafleen!!!1!! Ai’v been waytin tu seez yu! Our nayburs be habbin a gnu bebbeh minee a chur donkee!!! She be teh floofyest whyte wifs a phew brown smudgez……SKWEEEEEEE!!!
awwwwwww!!!
Duz u can take piccies an putt on ur profile?
Squeeee! I gonna splorts at the weddinkg.
(Pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
When u gonna frow teh bookay?
*…tunas up teh piano to play Kitten on teh Keys for weddings march…*
is mah gift to yoo…
*fFrows bookay towardz shepmom* *danses to wedding march*
Ooops *takes away f* (cat on da laptop did dat)
Kitteh’z gawt fFat fFingurz
!!
Nawt fFat, fFloofy!
fFick fFurr ?? nNawt fFatty fFudz ??
fFryed fFattee fFuds adn fFloofy fFick fFur
fFabyuluss !! * fFnks Wolfkit
*
Aifinkso taht kitteh wiv kittehn. Or kittehns. Tahtz y tehy b inna hurryup tu b marritted! *Tut tut. Clicking of tongue*.
omg, iz just totawy gon an peed ma self!