
There was a full moon but I eated it.
ai prefers something lighteder
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There was a full moon but I eated it.
ai prefers something lighteder
Picture by: http://www.catspictures.net/ Caption by: Mollykitteh
pleis nawt tu moon teh kitteh!
Concatz, Catena! Juss buzzing in befaw ai hed to…….pfffft…..werk. Noe kidlets tudai tho, juss adultz – well most ar.
Catena, wuld u laik RC Cola adn a Moon Pie tu sillybrate?
onlee ay littlol slivur lefted.
ai kan haz goggie-bag?
Goggies kin only bay at teh moon!
kitteh payz antention 2 teh moon,
Kit. T. fone hoem.
@@@@@!!!!!
B careful, kitteh!
>^;^<
haw’d teh kitteh get up dere?
Airplain
Burdee
Climd
D…
Doggiesledd
EEEgle (back of)
Flew (wif kitteh wings, uv cours)!
G
Gargoyle
Halcyon
Icarus
J…..
Jumpeded
Klawed teh wai up
Leeped
M…
Mawsdrawn carridge…
Nooklear Blasst…
Optycle Illooshun… (U onlee THINK U see da kitteh…)!
P…
Punkin chunkur
Quietlee
Rasecar
S…
Scooter
Tightrope walkin
Umbrella wif Marwy Poppins
V…
Volvo,
Wag-on,
X…
Xtree tawl laddur
Yelloh submareen
Zambonee
Sneeked Steadilee Skywurd…
Trampoleeen..
Umbamarella got caut in teh wynd…
Verree stickee gluvez
Wunnerful baloololoon (upupadnaweighinmai)
X callater
Yo-yo (new clear powered)
Zip tyes to a kyte
Maybees a Cat-a-pult!!!
li’l sistr! Git doun frum dere! O_O
Butt, butt…ai hadz to cwime up. Jasper dayred me!
*Gets can-opner* *Makes da noiyz* (Dat’s wat I do if kittehs get ouwt on balcony)
I tawt it was a cookie
Nyte Tyme Kitteh feenkz
himz can reetch owtz andz tutch T3h
Moon… Prawbublee canz!
Nyte Tyme Kitteh tawlkz
2 T3h Moon wen itz bryte andz casstz
lawwwwnnng silkee shadowz!!
Nyte Tyme Kitteh luukz
ober himz Domayn andz seez
kwyitt Purr~fekkshun!!!
Jack.
Loverly, as usual, Jack! Clappity clappity!!!!
ooh, tahts byootimus!
Divyed en teh whirrld
Daetyem – dat bi your rejun
Niyt bilawngz tu mi
BTW, itz nawt cheez.
but it had a flavor
It wuz delishus an nootrishus, but I still has a hongree fur toona
Clebber kitteh haz it mast’d !!
Hi shuud bi huntign, butt(!) heez muunlightign !!
Bai Teh Lait Ov Teh Silbery Moon (maind teh gap)
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8sGdqCSg30
Sigh…..commint awayting modurashun. Heerz teh linkee wif teh gap:
ht tp://www.ilike.com/artist/Cat+Stevens/track/Moonshadow
Huh??? Teh orijinul commint wif teh Moonshadow linkee wuz deleted bai teh Moderator????? Mebbeh it biolated sum copee rait law. Glad Ai reposted it wif teh spayse.
‘Hey, didlol didlol, the cow and da fidlol
da cat jumpt obver da moon’
‘And took a nom owt on hiz wai overhedd…
He’ll need the litterbocks soon!!!’
‘Da liddlol gog lafft, till he gawt blamed
an da cat gave da butt kix of doom!’
*snerk*
i sekund dat snerk
Are yous snerkin wiff us or at us?
Just you pj perry .LOL kidding.
Iz OK to snerk at me! I iz delurkifyin and new. My lolspeak izn’t good yet…
Ur lolspeak iz fine! Welcome to cheezland. *Cattails extends floofy paw of frenship* Iz pleased to meetchu, jeanniemouse. U iz berry bwave to be here amongst teh kettehs, butt (snerk) we hav a strict rule nawt to nom teh rowdents.
U be safe here!
ThankU Cattails! I’ve LUVED this plais for a long tyme; my after-werk de-stresser… I have 2 kittehs and they nom me all the tyme! Glad I’m immune frum teh nomming here. (And thanks for the kind words. Lolspeak is harder than it looks!)
wallkome! an syns der is noh rools oar standurds fur lolspeek, is awl gud!
Thank U, Keshet. Iz hard tu git teh nurve up to post on a new board. Thanks for making me welcum…:)
*Waivs floofy orinj (nawt poysin) paw Ohai tu JM* Tehre r noe rools tu lolspeak, butt(!) yooll sii sum fings taht appeer tu b yoozed bai moast Cheezfrenz. Just git huuked awn fonix adn u b fyne. Wehn n dowt, taip n English. Hoep tu sii u arownd moar!
Thank U, Catsablanca. Neether uv mai kittehs iz oranj but I haz had oranj kittehs and they weren’t poysin eether! U iz very nice. I hope to be here maor!
BTW, Ai laiked ur Optycle Illooshun commint awn teh alfamabetical list!
Thank U, tho Ai think it killed teh alfamabetical list… (Oops…).
No, list iz goin agin! Whew!
ohai jeanniemouse! welkom! *extends frendly paw ob floofship*
Ohai! Lunarmommy. Thank U for teh welkom! *axcepts floofy…friendly…PAW in mausy paw*
And ai LUV your abatar!
Ohai jeanniemouse! Glad tu meetchu! *xtend littlol wite tuxy-cat paw ob frendship*
Hai, mezzomom. Tuxy-cats are so pritteh! I haz a Maine coon and a Calico. Bof rescu kittehs. Thank U foar teh welkum.
Ai can has a callycoa, tu! Her a rescue kitteh, adn mai tuxy cat wuz teh speshul barn kitten dat camed hoam wif meh.
fankies!
O hai Jeanniemouse. Ai iz Taya teh wingeded kittun on Cheezland. Hao yew iz? *eggsstends sleek blak paw ob frenship*
Ohai jeanniemouse. *extends floofy paw ov frenship* Welcome tu teh crazee wurld ov cheezland.
A belayted “Thank U” to Taya and Wofkit! I haz to go to bed last nite! In a LOONG Conoferrence all dai Monday and Tuesday! Thank Q to all who welkumed me!
*Grumblol grumblolz at 5 Eagles*
Umm…..yesh!
Mezzomom, iz not letting me replai to you direckly under your commint? Hope U see this. U R a speshul person to take such speshul kittehs! They iz luckee to hab U.
Ohai, jeanniemouse! Nice to meetchu! Yer lolspeek luks gud to me…
Commints nest onlee sew far, tehn wii has tu klik awn teh last bloo Reply word.
I ordered a moonbeam platter
Plz to has salid?
kitteh eated teh moon AND teh vegetable garden?
Kitteh iz luminoos AND nootrishus!
Mmmm…salid wiff blue cheeze dressin!
Wooooooooooooooo awoooooooooooooooooooo. My version of miiyegan(wolf) howl.
sure it’s not meowooooooooooooo?
Oh hai Kafleen anesh na(how are you).
It could be Loooooooooouuuuuuudddd.
yoo sownds liek teh werewuff ob lundun, 5eagles!
*snerk* and his hair was perfect!
Ai’d laik tu meet hiz taylor….
what a cool shot!
yesh it is! i’ve seen it before; can never see it too many times, is so beautiful
sew yu is parshul tu moon shots.
I awlwayz wunder if it b *whispurrz* fotoshopt.
aifinks issa wynd vayn oar ay deko…decu…sumfin prettee tu luuk at.
Ai HOPE iz fotoshopt. Otherwize ai wunder how kitteh iz goin tu be getting DOWN! Fyreman maybe?
Teh website it caem frum has soem gr8 pikshurs, adn u cna tell sum has bin altured (snerk). Butt(!) tehy r still fun tu luuk at!
Ad tu moar kittehs tu teh pikchur n u can haz noo shurt.
ad to maor an we got kitteh reskue busyness on da wai!
Beautiful photo…..what a perfect moment…..
….. …. …. .. .. . one dai, cat lukin at moon then saiin why.. …..♪ …..
*NOM* PLEH!…taste liek old cheez!
GMTA!
Kittee goze to chek hiz Ant Enna !!
Sheez up awn teh ruuf …
culd bee wurser.
*squee*
Look owt fer funderstormz!
Oh noes. Kitteh iz stucks, cawl teh fyrmans wifakwikness. Noh kitteh, not tri coem down, iz tu dajerus, yu stai til fyrmans hear tu help. Fyrmans, yu aer on wai yes?
Cud hurz b mi kitteh Moliere? *Feels excited* Ai nebber noes whare hurz go at nitetiem …
Where does she go when the sun goes down?
Does she hop on a bus and ride into town?
Does she sit at bus windows, stare vaguely outside?
Or lay back, relax, and snooze through the ride?
Does she sit on the wall and gaze at the moon?
And wonder if dishes CAN run with a spoon?
Does she ‘night dream’ of lions and wide open spaces?
Or pretend she’s in Egypt and other great places?
Does she pounce on small creatures that quiver with fright?
Or stalk all the fun things that run through the night?
And here I am for her to return
My heartfull of worries and filled with concern
But there she is, “prrrt!” through the window at dawn
So where have you been? The answer: a yawn
So, where do you go, when the sun goes down?
Its none of your business she says. With a frown
@@@@@
Ai leff outa wurd …
“And here I am waiting for her to return”
Unlyk dem tiinayj vampyrz…ai no sprkl.
Teh moon lookz liek a crescent roll. I wudda eated it too! Wif strarberriez jam.
At leest teh kitteh lefted a slice of teh green cheez!!1!
Tank yoo! Ai iz (finally) gettin’ round to sayin, I iz pleased you awl liek mai LOL!