
Alright guys, dis no ordinary hooman we’re dealin wit. u goes first.
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Alright guys, dis no ordinary hooman we’re dealin wit. u goes first.
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hi tinks lyk eh kitteh!
awlmos.
Congrats, catena!
tnx! ai slipd een. it mus bi teh ash slowun teh TTI eleketronz awp!
Hi fibe, Catena!! U leed teh freewai tie! Ai still hav sum speshul Biktawrian fudj left or wuld u liek sum carrit caek an a cawfee?
O thx, OCM!
has yu foun yur paddulbote riyd yet?
Yeppers. Tudai arfta lunsh. It waz fyne. Ribber iz berry prittee. Hubby torkt tu ‘skipper’ almos teh hoel tiem. Him liekt it.
dey showd teh Melboyrn paddulbote mubee “Awl teh Rivaz Run” awn aor toor awf teh grate oshun rode. wi had bote sene et befour, akshullee.
Splash owt n celebrait, Catena, Anni n OCM
!!
Cheez tu awl !!
U goin tu sleep nao PB? Bai.
Yep !! Waiv wen u dribe parsed laita
!!
Otay. Fanks foar teh nies wevver an teh sujeschunz ov lubblee plaises tu bizzit!
enni tiem
* adn itz gudniet frum him !!!!! *
Iz a cunnin plan…
…2 maek us hab a baff
.. wevver wi nede it awr nawt !! * liek qween victawrea *
Aifinkso wii shud cawl the nayborz chiwawa goggie.
Yesh. Him wil du ennyfing foar fuds.
Noe fanks! U goe ferst!
Eye in cyst !!
Noe, reelee. Ur older tahn me! U goe ferst.
If yu goze furst, ai let u shair it wib mi !! Fare enuff ??
Butt(!) ai be awash wiv humblolniss. U ar moar im paw tint. G oe awn…hav a lukkee dip.
Wade a minnett !! * Ai rest mai case *
huh. teh punz bi en eh difrunt layn
In a parallel yoonibers!
OK, y’all! I understand – FINALLY – all of you folks are “in a parallel universe”!! No wonder none of you makes any sense………….
Wi gawt tu pool ower rezorsis !!
den tayk teh plunj!
Wosh owt fur taht wet stuf !!
Lukk befaw u leep!
sune wil bi awl watah unda teh bridj
ai wil haz tew pond-er awn that
Feer faktur, kitteh edishun.
OT: Orlmust lyv pic ob teh volcayno in Yselund
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Mynd teh gap!
OMCC! Luks bad.
AC ai bin rekwestin tu fren u. Waz gonna arsk sum kweschuns abowt L Cheezmeet.
Ai donut rilly yoos mai profyul heer – pop ober to teh Town Cryer an putt it awn teh Lunnon Innernashnul Fred, tehre
Okay. Fanks.
Dint eben fink ov taht! Brayns, ai hav nun!
Itz layt. Sew g’nite Cheezfrens. Prolly nawt be heer tumarrow – flying hoem tu Perf. Bai. *waivs*
Hmph. Donut menshun dat rassenfrassen volcano to me. Ai am supposed to be flyin to Tokyo tomorrow an mai flight is cancelled (wuz nawt a big surprise, admittedly). And teh airline just told me teh first available alternative flight is awn 26th April! So ai is nawt goin. Still, at least ai am at home – mai frend is stuck in Dubai and cannawt get home (altho ai told her she has shops anna beach, so dere is worse places to be stuck – an ai’ve been to tehm so ai know!).
iz sorree fur yu! wear iz yur fren triun tu get bak tu?
She’s tryin to get to Glasgow ebenchewally – but ai finkso she’d be happy wif Lunnon to start wif!
So u can make a bizness trip to Cheezland instead! Win!
Drinks on martoonie and her expensive account!
Ai finkso u may be disappointed – mai expensive account, nawt so expensive, ackshully!
Hmph. Whut kine of cheap outfit does u work for anyways? Buying drinks for ur frenz is prolly the most important thing u can does in bizness. *nods*
Iz dat wun of those fings dey don’t teach you at Harvard Bizness School?
I donot know whut they donot teach u there because I went to Junior Clown Bartender Bizness School insted.
Mebbe yu can juss maek a lidl trip ober to teh Town Cryer an chek owt teh menne an vayreed tyms an dayts fur teh Furred Lunnon Innernashnul Cheezmeet – teh Big Meet is prolly Hyde Park and teh Prelyood arown Richmond/Twikkers. An taht’s as far as teh orgamanysayshun has gawt! Myt need to star bukkin yur flyt awn Bunway Airways, to avoyd teh rush!
Ok. Ai need to find CweenMJ an her blooness for teh linky. BRB.
CweenMJ is jes dawn teh thred a liddol bit, unner stagehanddan. Oar u canz jes tipe in cheeztowncryer.com intew ur url fingy.
Ai fownd teh Cween, fankies! Butt… ai do nawt fink ai can make ENNY ob teh multiplol cheezmeet dates! Oh, teh huge manatee (an teh bery full diaree…). Has phun wivout me.
Ai duzzint fink ai’z goin eneewhur eivur.
LMTFO. Guud way for cats to like the water.
It snowed this morning. Very cold right now. I am doing overtime
at work and ya thats it..oh ya I am at my fav place here.
Ohai 5Eags! Snoe?? Agen?? Wen wil it stawp?
Nite nite.
U feelin bedder? Ai am going tu sleep inna minnit, butt(!) sor u heer sew ai had tu sai ohai.
Oh hai Ozcatmum. I am getting better slowly. We need to talk someday about something. You have yourself a guud sleep. Someday I will send you a dream catcher and all my friends in the Australia.
Hey, is this our Cheezpeep friend Upfi featured over on Daily Squee?
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Skweee! Aifinkso it iz Upfi! Leedin teh cattrpiggler raise! *hunchstraitenhunchstraitenhunchstraiten*
*snerk*
We need to do taht agin, sumdai…..
*hunchstraitenhunchstraitenhunchstraiten*
*praktissis foar teh neks raes*
*hunch(ow)straiten(gasp)hunch(ow!)straiten(ow!!)hunch(pantpantpant)straiten(ow!!!)*
Wach owt fer teh looong green snaik!
cheezez tweis!
git in teh kanoo!
OMG this is genius – the picshure and ze capshun!
O poopers! Ai fergitted taht wii kant leev bloo linkees aneemoar *sob* butt heer iz a grate bideo uv lolrus er wun uv hiz relatibes deesidin taht gittin a girlfrend bee moar impawtint tahn teh bukkit serch. Ai gess mai nawt-sekkond tri mite sho up sum dai, iffen it duz den sorree fer teh reepeet! Mynd teh spaise!
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yesh – ai has noetussed dis (noe linkeez). Wot chanjed?
ai dunnot haz anee ideea, jus taht awl uv a suddin ebree bloo linkee contaynin kommint goez tew moderashun butt neber eber showz up in teh thred. Uzed tew bee dey mite git moderatd fer a lil wile but woud sho up ebenshulee, naow dey seem tew fly orf inno owtsyde spaise an r neber seen agin
hell hath no fury as a tormented kitteh
for they are subtle and will widdle on yer keyboard.
Dis jus nawt rite
I may fits in it, but I NAWT want to sits in it dis time!
ai hassa feelyn dis hoomin duzzent leik kittehs…
ADN teh pool ish maed awt uv plastikk, nawt sumthin sawfter, oar uz cud tare it opun… Hmm… Mebbe if teh kittehs dig fur a liddol bit, dey canz get unner teh pool adn caerfully tip it ovur, so as tew spill teh watur, but nawt teh noms. Dey can haz kitteh baff (lik lik) tew get ridz uv dirt laeter.
You spastics
why would you torture teh kittehs like this?
Even kitteh’s need a bath once in a GREAt while
Ai showded dis LOL 2 mah huzbund, he sez:
“Iz liek Tempul uv Dume foar littehs, aifinkso”
But them, him iz big gaemin dork
Teh etehnal dilemma: noms vz. baff.
Dis Kittehs r on diet ! Poor kittehs !