
Heather hated the first kiss, it was always awkward.
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Heather hated the first kiss, it was always awkward.
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Tip tu teh left.
hiz wiskerz ticols.
W00t!! Casablanca and pj b tyed!!! skamper on off tu deh tybooteek! Dey b habbing lotza goodeez fur u!! deh Cheezland snowglobez, deh kitteh faised LOLepopz, and deh kitty sunCATcherz tu naming just a few!!
Fankeez, mai Cween…..Ai can has toat bag wif kitteh faises adn paw printz awn it? Itz eezeeur tu carree fings wif wun paw taht wae.
Da eerz say angry nawt ackward.
trubble on da herizen
Ohai, PJ, shall wii goe tu teh ty-booteek? *Taeks PJz arm wif hur gud wun*
wai u only haz wun gud arm??
You can reed on herz profile. It got borkt.
oh.. dat b berry paynful!!! { { { catsablanca}}}}}}}} *being bery carefull on deh side wif deh borkt arm.*
Ai leftid a messij awn ur profyle, cmj.
Yesh, let’s! *Gentlee takes hur gud arm, and da cween, and evereebuddy else who wantz to go!*
Can I come?
Are you sombuddy?
Ummm yes I fink so.
Does you wantz to go?
Ohai 5E, ob cors u cna coem! *Tuchez 5 Eagles fevvers wif fingurtipz stikking owt ov splint*
How long ago did you break your arm?. I send you guud beems for healing.
Erlier Ai wuz finking it wuz yesturdae, butt(!) it wuz teh dae b4 (muzt b teh drugs). FanQ fur teh beems, Ai is basking n tehm nao. *Turns faise up adn closes aies*
Ohh, Ai iz bloo agin!
And it werkz!! YAY!!
nesting fail.
Eagles neber have nesting fails.*makes new nest for the cweemj*
Taht’s eyrie !!
wow it is what going on don’t panic 5 eags the cweemj will fix it.*runs around screaming*
I Need sum Duct tape! *Tapes 5 Eagles to teh wall* That should calm you down for a bit
* Cutz teh taip nd setz teh eaglol free !! Haldz owt hand faw tip
!!*
OWWTCH !!
Maybe dis why heather be so mad at boy-kitteh?
Maybe da kiss didn’t go so well..
Noez, it wub juhst purrrrfect. Da neckst wun is elebenty tymes lawnger an nawt for puhblick cunsumshun an kitteh bee sportin a rawn powpeel masck wiffa rowtisserie ovin awn teh fewl blahst rowstin ah leyg uv sasscwatch.
Oooh…dis nawt a good furst daet.
Luukz more like old marreed cupplol.
datz long tyme tu b merried.
Aw, but bai teh end of the sekund kiss, eberfing was bellisimo and she hurd kwires of angels an the pitti patti thudding of her heart told her dis is the wun! At least fer tonite!
LOL carosue
!!
It wuz an enduring rowmanss ; shi endured it rite frum teh start
!!
myte nawt bi mistur ryte, but at leest hez mistur ryte nao!
Shi nebber MRS !!
Luks laik aftur da kiss an she iz gunna slap him!
Ohai all!!! Ican mayk a ‘nowncmint? I has a hyoog eggsited!!! As sum of you may rememberify, Aifinking abowt runrunrunning a haf-marython neer da end ub dis year an I has been runrunrunrunrunnin! I started owt da yeer jest going an walkwalkwalks (parshully becuz da onlee shaype I wuz in wuz rownd an parshully becuz Dr. Tinycat told me to NAWT get my stitchies wet so I did nawt want to sweat much). Aneeway, befour todai, da longest I had runrunrun was 8 mylols (last Caturday). WELL! Lemetellya, I musta been full ob it todai becuz I jest ran TEN MYLOLS!!!! I iz onlee 3 mylols awai frum a haf-marython!!!!!! I has a HYOOG EGGSITED an I just hadta share wif mah cheezpeeps!
In honor of dis eggsiting event, I has brawt helfy strawberry ‘n bananer smoofies fur everywun!!! Enjoi!!!
(an, to mai Cween, if it nawt be too mush to ask, wood it be otay to repostify dis on da ‘crier? I noez wen I started tawlkin abowt da haf-marython da nawt-sekkond tym, sum cheezpeeps wanted updates on how da runrunrunnin is goin! Fank you!)
conga ratz 2 mitts
fanks 4 da smoothi.
kan ai hab 1 wiff reel whipped creme an chokolat sprincellez?
kthnxbi
Congratumalashingz!!! u b dewing grate!!!!
*runz tu deh Cryerz press ruum*
I hazza hyoog eggsited for you! *Sips strawberry `n bananer smoofie*
I left you encouraging words on the Cheez town cryer, Mitts.
Well done, Mitts!!! Ai has a proud of u! And fanks for the Smoooovies! Dere mai favorite flavor!
oooh! *happy dance* Do I tips my head left or right?
Congrats on a great capshun, Tarantino!
*Cattails gibs Tarantino a smooch*
*Runs away wif embarrassment*
Yah, whut ^ hur sed, Tarantino!
You can do a happy dance and I will join you.
Tuxie boi nawt kin halp it, Heather. Yoo iz jest too purty.
Don’t even think abowt it, redd! *Sprayz yoink-proof juice on fluffy, sawft, Heather.*
**stiks tong owt at pj**
I wuzznt even considurin it, smarty pantz!
**wondurz if mebbe tuxie boi tryed to slip teh tong to erlee**
Hi smakt hiz lips
adn shi smakt hiz cheek !!
Smoo smoo smoo
You’re a smoo smoo smoo…operator
♩
Your cheeky tonight pj perry.LOL
♩ wiht a semi
♩
Thankees, pb! ♪
Enni tiem PJ
!!
Ai juss copee nd paist frum
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Heather: fanks 4 teh moobee. it wuz nyce.
George: yeah, a gud tyme, ai haz it.
H: well, g’nite.
G: g’nite.
*bof ob dem leenz 2wardz eech ober, den teh porch lite comez on*
H’s Mom-kitteh: Heather, dat b u owt dere? tyme 2 come nsyde!
H: otay, mom! kthxbai!
*Heather turnz n runz n2 teh howse*
G: *sigh* mebbee next tyme.
nesting fail is right. this should be waaay down at the bottom. Whut’s up?
*Q da spoo~oo~ooo~ooky mew zik*
I’m all over it. ♪ ♫
Awww, mom. 5 Moar minutes?
*Flashes porch lite on & off elebentee times*
aifinks shi gonna slaps hym cuz hims gottid fresh!
Kiss’n make-up !! * Maiks yew wont tu spftt
*
Looks like Heather is going to punch him in the kisser
LOL
And now, fur a mew sik lol inter lood:
♫♪ ♫♪
Kiss mii wunst and kiss mii twiyst
Den kiss mii wunst agin
Itz ben a long, long tiyme
Habn’t felt like dis mai deer
Sinse I can’t rememberz wen
Itz ben a long, long tiym
Yoo’ll neber noez how menny dreemz
I’ve dreemd abowt yoo
Or just how empty dey awl seem wifaowt u
So kiss mii wunst and kiss mii twiyst
Den kiss mii wunst agin
Itz ben a long, long tiyme.
Aaaw! Majisteer! Froo mii smackit damt bak inna kittenhood! Awl memereris flyin rown adn rown mii hed … Fankies, mai cween. *Growing up in Durban, galloping my horse along the beach sand and through the sugarcane, presenting my mum with cat after cat …*