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It’s my list of all your clever quips and quotes. You’ll notice it is blank.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
A berry slim bolyoom
Wiv noe ritingz!b Corngratz, Annipuss!
Ohai Anni and Pb on this Caturday morning/almost afternoon/evening or whatever it is where we all are! And congratz on your tai. Can I bring you some sips and noms?
Ohai Q !! Itz bean a lubly caterdai in Melburn (27C/81F) nd ai hoep yu hab a ekwelly gud dai
!!
Noms, u sai
?? Wotz an teh me en yu ?? * plzthx *
Ai bort sum lubblee fudj tudai in echuca. Ai wil gladlee shair wiv eberywuin! Tehres Macadaymea, Aypreecawt, Carymel an rum’n'rasing. Berry nommy. Halp ursalf!!
Ooh! Rum’n'rayzin! Mai faybrit!
E-choo-cah ?? Blezz yu, OCM !! * Ooo, Carrumell !! Thx *
Tudai we went awn a ole paddlol steema awn teh Murree ribber. Nies!
Tehy du luuk wheely nies
!!
Waz gud tu hav a tern.
Ai hab hurd tehy get teh
!!
terra-wriststooristz nd maik tehm sit daon nd peddlol liek a peddlol boteWe payd eggstra an tehy gayv us an ore eech!
Aah !! Gud tu sea ebbreewun wuz happee ..
!!
.. teh tuuristz
ript awfgawt tehir munnez wurfWen we finnisht we lukkt rownd teh old pawt tehn tride tu bai arftanuun tee, butt(!) eberyware waz clozing.
Taht’z a trik kountree taonz hab bene playign awn tuuritz fur yeerz !! Ai wunc went intu a restront in Hobart sitty at fiev pm faw dinna nd tehy wer klozing !! Tehy toald mi witsh sub herb wuz sellin fud at nite
!! * Troo !! *
Wen ai waz in Tazzi we fownd teh fud industree aporling – nuffing opin in menny plaises. Ai lubb Tazzi tho. Dair ai sai it, eben moar tahn…Victawrea!!
Ai tihnk itz humbling faw two-wristz tu kno tehy ar nawt impawtent tu localz juss coz tehy drapt in fur teh nite !!
Gud faw teh dyet, tuu
!!
Nedez a pen tu hald it daon
!!
Happee Caterday, Anni nd congaz awn teh leed !!
Thx fur awl teh congrats! It’s a byootimuss mornin heer an still berry peesful wiv awl flites canselld until at leest 01.00 tomorro! Ai haz a sad fur peepl hoo aer stukk tho.
Yool bi ablol tu heer yorselb tihnk, az tehy say
!!
Yoshulle dere aer at leest fibe plaenz biziblol at ennee tiem an wun ebbry 90 sekunds lowd enuff 2 heer!
So teh wurld iz cut off frum TTI, Annipuss
!! * By air, enniwai *
Man v. Muther Naycher !! Muther Naycher awlwaiz winz !!
Rimyndz me uv an awld nyooz item ware dey sed “Fog in the English Channel: Europe is cut off”!
ohai! Tis b agin h.c.rabbit reporting for bunway airlines. Moast awf Yurup is cut off
frum teh ret awf teh wurld. Teh bunneh airplanes are grounded until further notice. Pwease to b rebooking ur flite via ower service number where u will b tolded that the service number b owt awt service. We will keep u informed. Wiff a severul-ower-delay affur teh gnus awlreddy said that teh airspace and teh bunway airport b closed. Ower webbysite will b sayin teh 6 am flite is goin as scheduled whereas teh gnus will tell u that teh airport b closed until 2 pm. Ur brayn, we keeps it entangloled.
Fank u foar flying bunway. Or nawt. Whutebbur.
So wi iz mai luggidj lawst if no plainz tuuk off
!! * wink *
Foar luggij inkwiries pwease to b cawling ower service number at elebentymumblolmumblol foar elebenty cents per minnit.
nte: bunway airlinesdus nawt assum NE responsibilities foar teknicul difficlolties awn teh customer side. For detail, pwease to b cawling ower service number.
Ohai HCR!!! Izzit kwiet in Jerminee two wiv noe plains?
Ohai OzcatMum! Whare libs it’s awlways kwiet
Butt sum peeps in Frankfurt are berry happy abowt teh unushual kwietness! And sum otters ‘bowt teh munneh them’s making, liek taxi drivers, hotels, trayns, car rentals…
Nennepus is “stukk” in Rome til at leest Tuesday!! Sum eggspensis payd!
Cud fink uv wers plaesis 2 be stukk!
I tellin yu
!!
Meenwile, Ai haz 2 go owt! Gud job broomstikks aer nawt growndid!
Cairful awn yor flight … ob stares
!!
Pore AfriCat had a terriblol aksident teh uvver dai awn teh stares wiv a kitteh. Him waz berry sad.
Sumtiemz iz time tu luuk strayt ahed nd sumtiems yu shud luuk daon wen yu gawt stares !!
Bebbeh kitteh ran bitwene himz legz an him tript. Paw AC. Paw kitteh.
ohno! No larsting damij, Ai hoep? Did tehy bofe need a ly-doun on teh swoonin cowch?
Ai am afrayd teh bebbeh dint serbibe. AC waz distrawt.
Por behbeh – an por, por AC
Wuz beri tairibul foar him – hii hassa hyooj sad an fealing risponsibbuls, eeben dough it wuzza aksidint. Is sadd abowt teh kitteh, wii noes, but Africat wud nebbur hurt ennee kitteh wif a nintenshunul. {{{{{{{Africat}}}}}}}
Ai can defnitlee has a empaffee – ai nawt-awn-porpoise killt a skwirrl wuns. *hangs hed in shaem an soarroe* Ai puttid tu singlol-huk sheppurds-cruk-tipe poels in teh gardin, rite neks tu eech uvver (tu soarta maek a dubbul-huk wun) but ai niglektid tu fassin dem tugevvur at teh tawp. Ai hung burd-feadurs awn teh huks, wot maed teh tu poels leen awae frum eech uvver jus a littol. Ai lukked owt wun moarning, an saw dat a poor littol skwirrl had gottid wejd rite daon at teh bottum ob teh ‘V’ teh poels maed, an wuz ded
Ai nawt noes ifn it wuz kwik (o pls CC), oar if teh poor littol skwirrl suffurd a lawng tiem wif noe halps. Wuz yeers ago, but still maeks mii crai. Ai nebbur ment tu putting a tairibul danjur in mai gardin liek dat.
Ohai Nicewitch! Wat a sad stawree! Ai runned ober a goggie wuns (lawng tiem ago) wen it runned ontu teh hiwai. An 23 yeerz ago mai kitteh runned unda mai car wen ai drobe in teh dribewai. Nawt, ded butt(!) maed me feel bad. An free daiz ago a wallaby hoppt owt wen we waz awn a bush trakk an ai hit itz tayl. It kept hopping butt(!) ai felt berry giltee. Nawt can be halpt tho. Aksidents. {{{{{Nicewitch}}}}} {{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
{{{{{OzcatMum}}}}} Yep – teh aksidints, dey can happins tu enneebuddee.
4 peepz trabloling wif big bukz, dey been takinging trayns ovver plases. Ai gotz frwend (butt ai no gotz big bukz) wo wer in Paris adn decidded 2 go seeing teh Shrowd adn bisit Tuskanee! Ai haz a gelus!!
(hee hee – ai sayd butt)
Paris iz byoot !! (or beaut in aussie langwij)
Butt in sum playces, teh trayns luk liek this: ht tp://boersenradar.t-online.de/medien/223/22365152_image.jpg
Nawt so inviting, isit? NEway, I’z at home and berry comfurrtablol, jest prolly missing teh beginning oar most awf a conference. Well, c’est la vie!
smartey pantz kitteh iz …
.. wibbowt himz pantz !!
Akshully, itz hiz lisst nd heez gawt riterz blok !! * nods *
an noe fums!!
Hi cud fumblol froo it !!
Coz u hav nun!
Ai miet hab sum …. maibi ….
Wot abowt … nah, taht wunz no gud !!
Oar tihs wun … no, maibee nawt … !!
Ooooo ……….. (yu kno wot
) * runzawai tu fink ob sumfin
*
Sardonic kitteh iz …
datz won sarkastuk kitteh. butt(!) ai hoyp yu still lyk herz!
Luuks liek shi wuz triien tu wiep taht luuk frum hur fais … !!
* Shi haz teh kyuutz, aifinkso
*
Indeedz.
PS: just cause 7th by a whisker!
Itz blank coz Ai terned it ober
!! * suffring succotash
*
I hab lots of dem, You are just neber around to hear dem!
Ohai Grantski! U be havin a gud Caturdai?
Its doing fine so far! How’s yours coming along?
Iz almos minnite heer, sew suun wil be Sunydai. Caturdai waz berry gud. Sea upfred abowt paddle steemerz etc. Ai be traboling in anuvver stayt sew iz fun. Gowing hoem tumarrow. Bakk tu werk mundane.
awl teh rivahz runn
Ritez noet fur teh teecher !! * Wate !! Wott !!!!
*
Yep, taht be teh plais!!
aaaw, lolz!!
Bloody hell, I got a headache trying to decipher all that gibberish.
Anyway, my reply to the pic – the funniest jokes are the ones you have to explain.
That’s my favorite pen!