EENY, MEENY, MINEY. . . NAH, I’LL JUS’ TAKE ‘EM ALL.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Molly_B via Advanced Lol Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous Alright guys, dis no | Shame about goggie.. Next »
» 90 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
WSL on I CAN SETTLE CatBurgh on Cheezburger Is Getting a … A Biker Too on Origami kitteh p'bee on VIDEO: Cat (Almost) Got Your… Kattweard on Cheezburger Is Getting a … poussinboi on INVISIBLE Granma mish on Downton Tabby Kattweard on Cheezburger Is Getting a … Kattweard on Cheezburger Is Getting a … AngelPlume on INVISIBLE AngelPlume on INVISIBLE catena on INVISIBLE AngelPlume on INVISIBLE AngelPlume on INVISIBLE Me on Album of the Year: A Tasteful … 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
Quality shnuggle time
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Any Love for Bushbabies?
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
King Penguin Hug
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Handsy. Pawsy?
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Frolicking Fox Kit
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
A FATHER'S EYES
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Women, Pegged
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SHOW EVER
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
I Put It On EVERYTHING!
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
My Unborn Child Totally Looks Like The Punisher
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Guns Can Be Girly Too
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: GLaDOS You Came!
Ai has lawts ob hungry frens.
Congrats, AP!
Fanks, anni. Whut happind tu ur nawt-sekkund commint?
…in teh baysemint!
U still at CCL’s howse??
Cud be… oar dis is anubber byootimus BC. Dey is awl lubberly.
But wiff awl doze stayks, myte be CCL-IT maykin dinnur for dems.
O_o Wutt is teh staeks MAED uv?? Onoes…
Oh, adn conga rats fur leedin teh tew wai tie!
?? Stayks is mayd ob meets, ob kors. Beefs, tu be presyse.
Dis CCL-IT must be tryin hard tu grajuayt, maykin such gud noms.
And fankees… we has a tye! *dansdans-wyldbreezy-dansdans*
Oh, well, yush. Ai gess dis must b a CCL in traynin’s howse, becuz iz ownlee wun kitteh goin aftur teh staeks.
*dansdans*
OM NOM NOM!!! *burrrrp*
Ai will start wiff dis wun ober… ooh, shiney!
Fuuuuuuuuudddd!!!!
Adn awl fur mi.
Pleased to meat ur acquiantance.
Itz a rayr treet!
Vurry rayr. In fakt, iz still mooing!!
Dis be my kinda stayk-owt.
iz goun griyl yu wen ai ketches yu.
Ur repyootayshun will be blakkend wen weer dun.
Awnlee ef iz well dun.
Aye, there’s teh rub!
So get reddy tu be peppurd wiff kweschuns!
Kitteh iz pleazed wif dis offering!
indede!
Shud nawt chews bi Eeeny Meeeny Miyney Mo
Shud sai insted Miyney! Miyney! Miyney! Moar!
*nomsawltehstaekswiffakwiknessadnrunsaway*
Aifink dat wud be moar lyke “tryztuwaddulawaybutistuuhebby*
*crashesfrutehflooradnfawlstewbaysmint*
Moar liek a sossij role.
U canz walk lyke a penguin. *wadlol wadlol baknforth*
Aw, when my kitty does that, I just tickle his mouse pouch.
hauw duz kitteh tayk tu dat?
*wanz tu kum ova fur suppa, pleis*
Kthxaiwonteetmuch
Glads tu has u ober, catena! Deyrz plenty for awl.
Teh cween has fyred up teh barbee daonfred, cum joyn teh party!
nao heer’s a hoomin whu nohs hau tu sets up ay boofay.
*goez owtside
*turns on grill
*gitz bbq sawse, tongz, brush, & therminometer reddy
OK!! Letz git grillin!!
Ai’d lyke myne medjum well, fankew berry muchly!
*putz sum shwimpeez on skyooerz*
*adds dem tu teh lyne ob stayks fur teh barbee*
*noms a kupplol ob dem, for kwality kontroal*
*gibs sum chikken fur teh barbee*
*Adds a string ob sossijis tu de grill*
*Adds sum ham burgas nexx to da sossijis*
Ai brort must heard, catch up, adn dillol piklols. Diddnut bovver wiv any bred, butt(!) ai cna go an fetsh sum if ennywun wonts a role.
enneewon een teh mooed fur lam charpz?
Iz Shari Lewis heer? Ai diddent see hurz cummin in.
*luks arouwnd*
Ohai Shari. Howz yoo dooin?
[kwikly hides mint sauce behind bak]
Slap’em awn teh grill, ai sez!
ai jus had sum. wuz berree nommee! wif stuffd baykd poetaetoez, aspagras broyld en olif oyl adn galyk, adn teh las bottul awf las yerez bowjahlay neuwvoe!
*has eh sleepee*
tink aisle has sum awf teh hoymmayd choklit chip ai gut at teh daree bayn (nawt teh nawtee bayn!) yestadae, wif sum hawt fudgee syrup.
*pondurs combynin teh dairee barn an teh nawtee barn*
GMTADMTAChoklit chip an de Nawtee Barn sownds innerestin.
*getz on bord a straynge trayn ob thort*
Ai spoze de YNG duzznt hab barbqs dere. Oar if dey duz, ai bet dey wares de ayprins.
Aifinks ai juss goan cheq.
sew wi is moovin teh barbeequoo tu teh nawtee barn?
*fyres up teh hawt tub*
Bringz owta biiig bawks of fluffeh towlols, wun fur ebbryboddi wot wontz wun.
*mayks nommy jermin potato salad*
*paks it in big transportablol bowl*
*ignoars shutdaon awf jermin airspace*
*flies to cweenmj’s bakyard awn low level wiffakwikness*
*curtsey*
Ohai ur majestee! I kin join in pwease? Luk, I broted u a potato salad!
An I didunt eetid it -yet…
*hans cweenmj potato salad*
*sneeksaway to teh grill*
*cuts up sum waturmellin* MMMmmmm….
Ai lubs lubs lubs jermin tapata salad. Cn ai hab a dublol serbin pleas?
*yoinks teh potato salad frum teh cween*
*puts hyooj pile awf potato salad awn AnemoneOne’s plate*
Guten Appetit!
*mumblz wifafullmouf* Thnkyoo HCR.
*nomnomnom* *bearp*
*wivanembarasst* Oh, pulloleese hescyoos mee.
*nomnomnom*
*frows sum corms awn teh cobbz awn teh BBQ *
iz teh meet dun yet?? *whinee voyss*
Nawt yet, but de sammin ella is reddi if yoo wonts sum.
errr… no fanks.
Heer, ai helps u owt, mai cween. Luuks lyke stuffs is kuukin guud.
*kleers froat, yoozes befft annownsur boyse*
Otay, ebrybuddy. Um, aisez, otay ebrywun… CUM GET UR MEETS!
*Serbs up stayks adn shwimps adn sausij-burgurs-chikkin-lamm-etc*
*Nicewitch flais in wif a big baskit ob veggies reddee foar teh gryl*
Ohai! Dees is jus in caes enneewun feals teh nead ob a bytamin oar mebbeh sum faibur oar a garnish oar sumfing.
Lam foar mii, pls. An a fyoo shwimps. Mebbeh jus a littol chikkins. Mmmmm – dat tater sallid luks guuuud!
♫ Wun anna tew anna free beeg staykseez ♫
♫ Foar anna fibe anna siks beeg staykseez ♫
♫ Seben annd ate anna… ♫
Hey! Hoo ate awl ten staykseez?
*burp*
[rings teh porterhouse]
Halo? Iz there uh porter there dat kin assist mii?
Ai iz gunna need halp carrying catena ober tew teh side dish buffet?
Shii iz fulla tenderloin.
lubz mi tenderloyn
lubz eet swete
Midnyte Kitteh amz
inz Hebben! So mennee staykz.
Nawtz enuff toezez!
Midnyte Kitteh cowntz
elebenntee staykz mynuss wun.
Will Nomz well 2nyte!!
Midnyte Kitteh planz
a Feest! Moarz dan eenuff Nomz
2 lasstz 4 a week!!!
Jack.
Ai has a happy for dayz!
Fankeez, Jack!
soe mane gud metez!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
iz plentee fur awl
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM….Meat *droolz happieluy
*gibs Jaxson cat ay shamwow*
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kittynovich an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bring yummy fudjy burfday cakes, lite n fluffy anjel fud caeks wif fresh stawrberreez an wippykreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkly wen tehy bownse, liddle handheld zombie vs. troll video games, kandee, an puffy fishy stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*beets loonymommy bakk wif teh magic wand, shows her teh restraying order agin*
Odeer. Sende hurz to de NB wif sum of de lubbloly yummy fudjy caeks, burfday fairy, weze habbin de barbq and de hawt tubs.
Plees to cummin dere wif her, you and ebbrywun else is inbited. But be caerfulol wif de wippy creme, deres YNG her an yoo no dat cud get fiddicult.
ooh. um. wippy kreem an YNGs? iz a very danjeruss combinayshun
hey, i wuz going to say taht!
LOL!!!!!
*sloh sad hedshayk*
sew sad sumwun keyp tryen tu steels yur fundur.
her wuz stalking me on my vakayshun last yeer too. just becawz we bofe wented to vizit owr sisters in noo jerzee. hmpf.
We hab a File Fairy at de playce ai werks dat’s a bit liek dat. Sumtiems she follerz me hoam.
Sheez a nasty peese ob wirk, she pushes de pilols ob filols ober wen nowunz wotchin. An shee moobs fings sose yoo carnt find dem.
Ai diddnut menshun her befoar justin case yoo is relaytid. Ai doan liek to be rood about frendses famblies.
ooh, teh file fairy. my thurd cuzzin twise remooved. we dont talk abowt her.
my sisters are teh toof fairy, but herz kind ob stukkd up becawz herz so faymuss. an teh toilet paper fairy – teh wun hoo replaces teh empty rolls. an teh refrijerator fairy – herz teh wun hoo puts nommy fings in teh fridje between now and teh last time yoo opened teh fridj five minnites ago to luk for sumfing to eet.
my bruvver iz in reserch an developmint for Santa Wurkshops Inc.
Teh toilet paper fairy iz nawt doin a berry gud jawb at my howse!
Well, do you leave milk and cookies out for hur? Hm? Do you?
Ai bin toald ai nawt aloud tu serbing fuds in the baffruum ennee moar, kus it bees teh nawt sane. Um…saneitairy, dat wus spoast tu bee.
Cumin tu fink abowt it, der wuz a noet abowt teh kitching, tu. And um,
moastawl ob teh rests ob teh hows.if you start on the steak furthest from the camera, you will land on the juiciest.
*chekks iffen ai cans has bloo agin*
woot woot!
Ifn you don’t hold your breath you would not be bloo.
eeny meeny miney mo catch an eagle by his talon if he hollows let him go!