
Imagine dere no hoomuns, is easy if you tries no more canned petfoods, cheezburgers all teh time
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Imagine dere no hoomuns, is easy if you tries no more canned petfoods, cheezburgers all teh time
Picture by: fujoboo Caption by: Tess via Advanced Lol Builder
Oooo! Nonms fer free?
Classics nawt always reflect how-it-is, eh?
hao-we-can-mayks-it-be-iffn-we-has-fayf-adn-tryz-reel-hard, mebbe.
congarats carosue!! u leed da freeway brayd!
letz goe tu da tydyebootike an chek out sum kool threds
Immajin ders noe goggiez…
itz essi ifin u tri
no drool above us
below us, it’s all dry…
imajine all da peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplols
living for me , haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
oooohoooooooo♪
*clappityclappityclap*
Um.. hoo’z gonna maek teh cheezburgers, Kitteh?
uhmmm……….Yoko kittheh?
oh no
*snerk*
Yoo guise craks mii up!
I will eatz it raw, more delishus dat wai
OMG YESSSS! Cheezburger Tartare! YUMZ!
*mouf watterin’…stummik growlin’*
(Jus leave owt teh unyunz…dey toxik 4 kittehs)
We are good for sumthin!
*offurz chin*
GIB PIE4CE A CHANCE
uuh ai ment gib piece a chance…
Ai will gib a piece ob shwimp a chance…
okai, ail gib dem a chance 2 swim in2 mi mouf.
Ai understan. I has found a mysteerius “n” in mai noms up der. Ai wuz trying to fink of sumwun else to blame, but it iz nawt really the sorta fing goggies do. Sumbudy sumwhere lost an n and a 4, tho.
ai thot dat wuz yur libberpewl aksint?
a for…N…R lostid it, aifinkso
a neggstraw n inz yur noms, yu sez? Alolfabettiklol suop, purr chantz?
Ai can dig it, man.
wear’s da spot? ail halp u diggit, dude.
O rlly J.L.Kitteh? Jus whoo iz gonna cook teh cheezburgs fer u? Hmmmm?
GMTA!
wud bi kitteh hebben
*swayz bakkanforf wif a lit lightur ober hur hed*
*nightshadye hares on firez* uh oh, cawl da firemins rite aweigh
**eers perk up**
Fyremenz? Ware?
obber dere!! dez on dere weigh…..
*boinkz rhsb onna da hed an tris 2 put out da flambs*
dem fyremenz bettr huri. rhsb wont hab no hare left or rite.
ware r dey? nightshady an rhsb an nao mi hare’s on fyre. da fyremin musta had a flatt tyre.
Oar dey comin frum Teksis agin.
*dressiz papa up inna lawg raynkoat adn fyremanz hat*
*gibs hims teh gardin hoz adn pushz hims tord teh burnin laydeez*
Um, Angie, ai doan fink dey will beleefs ai is a reel fyremans.
But, oh my, aifink ai shud nawt let deyr hayrs awl burn ups!
*dowsez teh flayms wiff teh hoz, set tu jentill showur*
warez maus wiffa sell ster boddlol wen oyu kneedz him??
I say yer a dreemer, kitteh!
butt u nowt teh onlyest won..
wil yu joyn us?
♪ ♫ ♪ an awl kittehs kin nom az wun ♪ ♫ ♪
GMTA howd u due da notes?
ai kopified dem frums sumwun ellsis poast an ai keeps dem awn mai WP blaugh…..
daze awlso sumwear inn da windoze charictur fingee butt ai nawt noe wear
teh connektid ayf notes ♫ is [ALT + 14] , ai dunno teh nawt-connektid ayf notes
Ah can’t finds da 14 key!
nedder kud ai. aiz confuzed, butt wuz 2 em bareassed 2 ask.
Mine own keys olny goze up to elebenty!!11!!
noe guise jest hold down alt kei den tipe 1 den 4
alt + 1+ 4 = ♫ wifowt da plussis
*clearz throt* la la lallla ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
[ Alt + 13] = ♪ iffn u wanz a singlol noht!11!!
*clearz throt agin* lalalalal lala ♪ ♪♪♪♫♪ ♫ ♫ ♪♪
fanks karen
aiz pleezed 2 meet u. *extendz floofy paw ob frenchchipz* ifn u com bak 2 dis thred…
♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
Ah leiks tu sing-a
Abowt da moon-a anna jun-a anna spring-a
Ah leiks tu sing-a
♪ ♫ ♪♪♫
Dat feels GRATE!!
Fanks!
14
Aifink u hastu hoald daon teh Alt keey until aftur teh 4.
press…1..4..relees. Lessee iffn ai can du wun… ♫
Hmm, awn my lappytawp it didnt wurk wiff teh nummers alawng teh tawp, oanly wen ai pushd numlokk adn yoozd teh nummer-pad (part ob teh reglar keyboard awn myne).
Nope; nuffing.
{{{pjp}}}
It’s ok. I made it this far in life wiffout musical notes….
Maybeh some day….
an wii awl kan lib as 1…..
♪ ♫ ♪ an awl cheezepeepz kan lib as wun ♪ ♫ ♪
ai kopi katted willy boy.
Dude…
wayt…
whut?
2 much nip, afinkso
naw man, kin NEVAH has two much ov teh ‘nip!
*passis hiz “Specal” cheezeburgers arund*
Imagine . . . whirled peas. *joyns paws with teh neggst cheezpeeps; hums a peaceful tune*
butt gremlin ai haits peas…kin ai majine sum cheezburgers insted?
*taiks grems paw…finks ob free rainj beefs*
OK, skip teh peas.
Imagine . . . cheezburgers, with a side of fries, and a larj creamy milkshake – for every kitteh hoo wuntz wun, kthx!
*takes gremlin’s adn willy boy’s paws, finks ob fore rainj beefs*
Oooooh….lookit teh purty collurs!
You has kalidascope eyes?
*singin tu rhsp as besst in toon as shee can*
Pikshoor yorselb in a bote onna ribber
Wif tandgering treez and maaarmalayd skyz
Summbuddy corls yoo, yoo ansa kwite sloely
A gril wif kalydiscoap iiis.
I getz kalydiscoap iis whenever I has the catznips. you too?
ohai red, pull herz tail and runs awai….
A gril wif colitus goes by.
Looseloly inz teh skai wif dye mounds
awesum
*snerk*
Youz nos taht icanhascheezburger.com iz cult wehn someonez sez this on hear:
“You has kalidascope eyes?”
Commint ai levt as “Yoko” (sez awaiting moderation? Why, ai iz alwayz moderate …):
Lennlol kitteh beeing creeatife! Oh, an ai forgottez mi usernaem an pasword, waht to do, waht to do?
Ai iz bak, resetted eberfing! YAY!
Yu maye saye eyem uh dreemuh, butt eyem notted de onlee wun.
Eye holps umdaye yool joynz uz. whin duh whirl wyl be kitteh runz!
Good job folks, best lol cat EVER!!!!!
Sawrree 2 burstz Ur
bubbill, Kitteh, butz Hewminz
maykz t3h Cheezburgrz!
Cheezburgr Masheen
needz ‘poazzibbill fumbz 2 maykz
itz wurkz praw~purrlee!!
Awllso, no Hewminz
meenz no Snorgillz oarz Rubbinz
oarz coazee Lapz Napz!!!
No Hewminz awllso
meenz smelly, ‘Pleh!’ Liddurr Bawkz
andz no Chinnz Rubbinz!
No Hewminz meenz no
Aroma Fayrapee awn
‘Flatz Nom~Nom Bawkz Nite’!!
Kittehz will nawtz habz
‘Lawndree Day’ oarz ‘Pressent Day’
2 habz lawtz ubz ‘Phunn!’!!!
Jawn Lennunn Kitteh
needz 2 ree~feenkz himz fawtz awn
Kitteh Nurbawnna!
Jack.
Ohai Jack! Kin U pls to x plane teh me kneeng ob dis fraze —
‘Flatz Nom~Nom Bawkz Nite’??
Peetzaz!
Dey cum inna warm flat bawx wiff nomilishus smellz cummin owt!
Fan Q!!!!
O0ooh peetzaz!!
*fodes a peez n pootz inner wall it*
YAY foar Jack! Fank u!
hey kittehs – ai tinks we needs to go to top of teh bilding and do concert …
smudgie was a cat who tort she was an owner
of a dozen toona cans
smudgie tol her hooman, get teh can opener
yowr the one here wit teh hands
get back
get back
get back to opeing toona cans
claps furry pawzes!
dat wuz grate!
yestidai,
awl mai toona seam 2 goez awai
nao ai kno dere gon 2 stai
ohhh ai believz inna yestrdai.
Kitteh love
♪ ♫ ♪ HALP! ai kneeds sum toona,
HALP! nawt jest enni toona,
HALP! yu noe ai kneed sushigrayd, TOONA!
Wai itz had tu goe,
Tihs ai noe – ai eeted itz.
Ai nommed itz awl ups,
Naow ai sitz adn likks mai lip-ip-ip-ipz.
ohai Willy Boy……..dood you hear anymore from lunakitty about coming to mariners game?? just finding out how many tickits i haz unclaimed!! schmooo
Sweetz Low retty Martoon(a) fawt hurz wuzza kitteh,
Butt(!) shih wuzz an sillollee gog.
Awl teh cats arownd hurr sez shi’z nawt an kitteh,
Butt(!!) shih sez tehy’r awlwaes rong.
(witch proovz shih’s an goggie, bikaws kittehs R NEBBER rong, rite?)
rite!
Kitty looks like Ozzy Osbourne
TTFN cheezers!! :-*
whoohooo!!!
I has innertoobs….for a wee whilee anyway
I has missed Cheezland an mah frenz..
Lub dis cool kitteh
ohai Tidmum! long time no see, how is Uz and Ur kittehs and Ur angsty wun?
we is doin good two_kittehs, fanks for askin
he hazza happitayl abowt dat!!!!!
Teh bois is growin biiig and goin in teh owtside and on adbentures nao..tehy is teh liddle buggerz lemmetellyoodis!! Hazilmowse juss ignores dem til tahy get too close to her fuds….O.o…..
The Angstywun has juss cum bak frum a gig taht her frenz wuz playin at..her is a tad less angsty tese days. The boichik am beein grate…him wentid towerks wiv teh Mr T.M for a day….an gettid payed a munnie for *halpin*….
How yoo is? I has missed fings heer..Innertoobs be a bit wubbinge at teh moment O.O
I iz back in grad school and semester is about to end so has a big busee in RL. I was missing mah cheezpeeps so I snuck awai frum wurk to take a peep at cheezpeeps!
good to knoz ebryfing is going grate
{{{Tidmum and fambly}}}
Goonitez mai Cheezepeepses! Thyme foar mih tu cloasify teh off iss adn goe hoam! Hazza wunnerfuel weekweekweekendz, adn ai seez yu neggst Moandae!
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
gude buy italiana!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Marinda an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bring a yummy sordid cheezcaek buffay, iskreem (seems kind ob redunddant wif teh cheezcaeks but oh well
), sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif kaliidoskopes to seeing pritty dezines, bottols ob bubblols for blowing, kandee, an glo-in-teh-dark blakk velvit beetle (not, no beatle) posters wif neon-colurd glo-in-teh-dark crayns for coluring! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Take the blue pill, neo, take the blue pill.
Yeah, Deres no rabbits down that hole, dey lies!!
Der Rabbits a lie!!!
Normally hate that stupid song, but *damn* that was cat-tacular!!
The cat fails to take into account that we hold the secret to making cheezeburgers. Also, we hold the only tool capable of making them; opposable thumbs.
What is wrong with you people. The wording is just so pathetic.
JOHN LENNON KITTEH
Sad kitty realizes later that hoomans are useful because LOL Cat no has opposable thumbies.
y cant people speak english on the pictures and in the comments
what r u all kindergartners?
You need to learn LoLSpeak, it is the language of the intertubes. I also fail at it, but I am too lazy to bother with the learnings.
Oh my goodness! I have an old photo (about 15 years ago) of my Balinese with glasses like these. He was cross eyed and had them in his teeth after I placed them on his face. It is a hysterical picture! In my photo album I wrote: “Imagine alllll the kitties…..”
Imaginneee all the kitteeehhss liivvvinng lifffeee in peeaaacceee…until the next catfight that is..
Ohh, is this an A Perfect Circle-reference, by any chance?
Cutest one I ever saw!!
Dis mah FLAVORITE LOL of all de tiems!!!!