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congrats, anni!
Thx, catena!
* PB hans a caek tu Anni *
Ai cudnut brign maiselb tu eet enni ob tihs wun, Anni
!!
Stil, wi can luuk at it … !!
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Juss teh fing 2 offur a diabetik! Ai can dreem tho!
Oh, nom nom nom!
haz shawp pointee teef!
Ahhh. Okay.
******rushesinwivaquicknessadnsnorglesbifoarkittehcanreactadnrunsawaywivaquickness*
U haz teh fast!
* PB tiklolz teh in-bite-ing floof *
OWW !!
*passis PB sum bandayds*
in-bite-ing. Snerk! Gud wun, PB
Hee, hee !! Thx Q
!!
Ai wuz juss tikloling teh kitteh liek tihs …… OW WOW OWWWW !!!
*handz PB sum moar bandayds adn garduning glubz
*Hands PB sum moar bandayds adn sum garduning gluvs*
Dis is wut happenz wehn u typez wif ur non-dominent hadn bcuz u broak ur ovver arm yedturdae. OW OW OWWWWW!!!!!!!1!!!!
Ohai Casablanca! {{{Casablanca}}} npitypat deer deer nao
*has a wunder* duz borked hand mayk teh ekko?
Ohai Fikshunkitteh! No, the unborked hand tuched sumefing it shuld nawt hab, adn teh wurds disappeart. Ai retypeeed it adn tehy bof showed up. Aifinkso Ai r going tu taek a nippynap….teh paynkillurz iz noknoknoking mii owt. See u laturzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Has gud drug-indoost sleepees, Catsablanca! Wen yu waeks up, hao did yu borks ur arm??? Ink-wairing mynds wants tu noe (an may has mist ennee xsplanayshuns yu has awlreddee gibbon – sawree!)
*tux sawft blankee caerphilly obur Catsablanca*
Has a niec rezzzzzzzzzzzzt
Fanks fur teh blankee, Nicewitch, it wuz berry comfurtablol. Fur tohse inkwairing mynds hoo wunt tu noe, u cna goe tu mai profyle: ht tp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Catsablanca/ (mynd teh gap). [Fur sum reeson mai bloonis izznt happuning.]
Ai alwais fall fur dis when Jewel duz it….hook, line and sinker!
Ai yooster fawl foar dis wif mai hart-kitteh Ivy – seh wuz moastlee wite, wif pachis ob brawn-tabbee (tu ob dem tugevver awn hur said maed a borked hart – ai lubbed dat!). Ivy lubbed huggs an snorguls, butt (*!*) ifn yu tucht hur tummee, seh’d rip ur arm awf an beet yu obur teh hed wif teh soggee end! Ivy wuz a beri sweet an lubblee gurl (xsept foar teh ripping awf arms fing) an seh daid wae tu yung – ob cors, doan’t dey awl??
***slow poster copies post frum last lol***
Ohai!
This is bunway airline gnus reportur h.c.rabbit. Ur flite has been cancelled due to a fuming volcano who has nawt yet heard awf teh ‘no-smoking-in-public-areas’-policy: ht tp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8623534.stm . Dunno whut they did to him to mayk hims that angry.
I wus s’posed to fly to a conference… Well. C’est la vie!
bunway airline gnus will keep u posted. We is awn air regoolarloly -sshhh, donut tell them oothorities. The airspayce is s’posed to be closed, butt we is sneeking fru…
Roomer haz it dat it iz rebenj fur UK dimandin owr munnee bakk wat wuz inbestid in Iceland banks!
HCR, ur no eggshilly fliing enniwaye? Iz terribul danjris! Moer tahn smoek – glas adn stoens iz thear inna skyes!
donut wurries, i nawt flying NEwhares. Hao cud I? Wus finking awf tayking a trayn to sumwhare souf and then tayk ‘nudder airline (they fly in teh souf awf Yurup), butt then I sawed this: ht tp://boersenradar.t-online.de/medien/223/22365152_image.jpg and decided I’d rather nawt…
Btw, this is Frankfurt Airport:
ht tp://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/1271411912000/01071/feldbetten_reihe_1_1071359g.jpg
Teh Eurostar terminlol in Lunnun iz raver bizzee 2! (No seets abaylablol 2dai oar 2morro)
Ai nebber bean a lava ob flying, maiselb
!!
Y-ash, i rememburr u paddloling fru teh pacific to git to teh US, rite? Stopping bai Japan, ifn I rememburr correctly… Butt there’s awlso otter vesuv travelling…
Nawt bifoar ive etna nuvva slyse ob caik !! * Nys dub-lol, hcr
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I dusn’t has caik awn offer, butt hao ‘bowt sum Fuij-s? *fanks pb, nawt eezy tryin to keep up wiff u!
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Itz minnite heer sew ai musnot rade teh fwidg !! Chow later
OMCC!!! Dats a lotta ash!!!
derez pikshurs awnlion (skrol tru)
ht tp://www.weather.com/outlook/weather-news/news/articles/iceland-volcano-slideshow_2010-04-15?page=9
Hao du yuu prunownce teh naim ob teh neerbi glayseeur, Catena
?
Beri sloalee an caerphilly, ai’m gessing.
LOL nicewitch!!
Awn teh pluss sied, it iz wunnerfullee kwyut – Ai aer unner teh eestern approwch 2 Heefroe an free mylez frum Lunnun Sittee ayrport. Can heer teh burdz sing fur a chaynj!
Akshoolee, I dusn’t mind teh fing so much. Sumthymes -if nowun is hurted, awf course- is gud to noe that nature still wins obur hoomins. Mayks me somewhut glad. I donut finkso we’z s’posed to win obur ebbryfing (although peepl mite disagree). I noe I’z odd… Butt I lived awn a berryberry small island for wun yeer (abowt 1 sq km!) and when there wus a storm, there just wus no way awf gitting to teh mainland. Full stop. Mayks peepl humble in a way.
Ai agree wib yuu, hcr !!
Rimemba Hurrycain Wilma ??
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This is bunway airline gnus reportur h.c.rabbit wiff an uppydate awn ur flite. U kin re-buk ur flite awn teh webbysite awf ower airline. Ownly, teh webbysite says “teknikus difficlolties, pwease cawl ower service center”, while teh service center sais “pwease to b using ower webbysite for informashun awn ur flite. Pwease to unnerstand ower lines are oburstrayned.”
this wus agin h.c.rabbit, reporting foar bunway airlines. We are prowd to have nawt served u and glad u are (still!) ower customer and we hope u n-joyed ur Nawt-flite. Fank u foar flying bunway. Oar nawt. Whutebbur.
*snurk*
Dass raber liek tryin 2 get halp frum teh Tellyfone serbis(?) heer – u fone frum a cawlboks 2 sai u haz noe fone oar innerchoobs at hoem an teh awtomaytid messij sez u can riport awnlien! Grrrr!
Glubs! Glubs! Ware mai ledder glubs! Haz tu tikklols taht belleh!
Ai haz ben cawt by dat trap before!!!!
Me, 2.. Manee tiems.. Dere iz just no reesitn’ teh fuzzy tummy..
its *whisspurrs* ebil!
Mii too, just teh uzzer dai. Adn ai has teh skratches n bite marx to proob it! Doze darn kalicoes!
Ohai cheezpeeps. ai wuz hopen dis vidyo wud mayk teh cheez paj, butt(!) noe.
soe, hear et iz:
Mai Meg gettun her skritches:
What a sweet kitteh, even when the toes sneaking up on her.
shii kumz adn flopz ova awn teh floyr tu get her futskritchus! jus tu mii – dussnt lyk teh hubicat fete.
mebbee dey haz a stinkee?
Catena haz a kind sole !!
Teh firty nawt sekonds, ai seed an hand petting adn skritches, nawt an feetzis
Ai beri mush admairs teh wae ur nawt bleeding frum dis!!! Beri impressib an unyooshuwul!
Mai kittehs mite poot up wit fibe secnds ob dis befour deh striiike.
Mezzo laikes tu flop awn teh flwoor adn inbite futskritches….butt(snerk) ai bedderer bee waring levver slipperz, cuz teh poyntee ends am wayting! Iz wun ob her fabrit gaymes.
Caliko! Must yoink befoar Red gets heer- YOINK! runsawaiwifakwikness….
Hoomin sez “aw such a kyoot kitteh! ai must snorgle dat belleh.”
*reachez owt 2 snorgle*
*SPROING*
teh venus kitteh fly trap iz sprung!
teh bunneh hopz ob doom begin.
anudder foolish hoomin iz captured.
Wel digested, Brainfire
!!
fank u, PB!
Thassa purty kitty, I must admire/admit!!
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>^;^<
I donut care if is a trap!!! Billieh is too snorgulishus an plush! Hand me teh snorgle snorkle and teh Bakteen – Ize goin in!
*handz Duffy a snorglol snorklol*
*linez up deh Bakteen, bandaidz and a eye patch*
*just in case*
o.0 Duffy ben in dere a looooong tyme!!
Better git more supplies!
*Addz gauze, iodine, needlol and surjiklol thred tu deh Nawt-Sekkund Aid kit.
Iz kwyit – tuu kwyit. Duffy’s bin in der tu lawng …..
*mrrph*nawt…comin…owt…til…*mmrph*Caturday…when I no hasta…wurk!*mmmmAAAAaaaahhhOOOoooooo*
*sigh*
u haz teh bravery, Duffy! wach owt 4 teh bunneh hopz ob doom. sumtiems teh pointy endz come owt. gud ting cweemj gibs u teh Bakteen.
oOOH…I haz 1 uf doez! Iz belleh iz soooooooo fuzzy though but den it goez NOM on teh hand oar foot!
Cats! = ) real XD
Watch awt fur dose poynty ends! Ahh butt(!) teh belleh is sew floofie! Hao canz ai resistify?
teh resistance…u don gotz it!
Ai noez awl abowt dat trap!
Ai knowz hao da Venus Hand Trap feelz… Mai basement cat lookin kitteh Blackjack iz a livin azampul!
Our kat does dat too. she looks coot an gibs u da come heah i’m so coot look and den… WHAMMYY!! puncture marks.. i tink she part vampyre.
Iz belly yup! Worf a little bloodyz to touch teh SOFF! But Kitteh iz pointy sidez up, 4 surtenz!