TACT Is for creatures not clever enough to be sarcastic.
fortunately, ai am not one of dose
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Ohai an congratz, PB an rite behind, Annipuss! Can ai offer u sum nies fronsch banilli slies (frum Albury) an cawfee?
me too? me too?
And hullo to PB, Anni, Ocm, and RAe
Ov cors, Q!! Plentee fer eberywun!
Thx OCM
!! Yoo ar genruss wib teh slycez !!
* nom nom nom *
Congaratz, pb! Ai miss teh midniet lol post.
Ohai rae! Iz it nawt awn enny moar, or juss cos itz Friedegg?
Ai haz nawt scene it fore a few daze (aifinkso butt(!) hazza bad memry).
Thx Rae !! Iz a shaim itz missign; tehy mai chainj tehir mynd yet !!
Kittehs aer nawt taktful!
Moastly nawt !! Wot abowt:
Mewign taht speshlol mew wen yu wawk wib tehm tu teh fud bole ??
Razign tehir tayl tu grete yu ??
Teh sigh lint me yowl ??
Enny moar ??
Nor suttle!
Tho tehy is supple!
Iz such a prittee green eyed kitteh!
Yesh. Ai lubb teh BC kittehs. Mai hart kitteh waz BC an ai hav neerli alwais had wun sins ai waz 3.
Taht’s a lawng tiem, OCM
!!
Well seberal diffrint BCs ov cors.
Teh longest enny ov tehm libbed waz neerli 20 yeers. Ai am a BIT awlder tahn taht.
A lawng tiem …
Ai hadz a floofy grai gurlcat hu wuz awlmost 28 wen hurs crost teh bridj … Hurz knoed AWL mai secritz!
28!! Wow! Her waz an awld fing.Berry wiez aii eggspekt!!
Ohai Mollypuss.
mai disdayne…u haz it.
Kittehs ar eggselent at disdayne.
Purrsonal vyuu
I hab nebber liekd sarchasm !!
– O, reeerly !!>/i> * taht wud bi a tippiclol eggsamplol *
adn heers a wel egsprest summign up:
Cassandra Clare: ‘Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. ‘
/Purrsonal vyuu
Ai agree. Mai mumcat rizortid 2 sarkasum an Ai groed up awlwaiz bein put doun bai sarkastik rimarks.
Tehre hab bean tr0lls heer
whu hab boe sted ob tehir “sar chasm”
adn wi wudnut unnerstan it !!
awn teh udda han, aiz gonnae print this won aot!
nawt mene…jus ai wurkz en eh tuff lyon!
A lyon?? Wear? ….u noe teh rest.
Duzzint hab tact; duz hab tacticks !! * bawn huntaz *
Taktiks liek
Approwch teh mausee kwietlee
Bee as wied as pawsiblol awn teh cowch
Clor teh flieskreen dore
Disekt teh mausee in middlol ov libbing ruum
E….
Enter throo teh windo (liek a cat burgler)
Fynd wair yu ar in teh hows
Get intu ebbrefing (gawt tu kno teh terytree)
Hied unda cowtchez
I ..
‘Fixen’ awl teh stawf soez et sutez mi
Gettun undafut wiyl yur awn teh starez
Hangun aroun teh kittshun wiyl yur kuken tu get noms
Inveglun entu awl yur plans tu mess dem awp!
J…
Jumpz awn teh tawp cubberd tu hied
Kissingz ur fais wiv likks
Letz u fink her iz asleap
Mayks liek a burglolar an steelz thru teh nite
N…
Eetin fud kwikklee so nowun els haz a chans
Fyndin teh warmist spot fur naps
Gettin unner ur feet
Habbing plentee naps
I…
This is where Humans really take the caik!
Ai culd menshun sum hyoomans wiv noe takt watsoeva! Butt(!) mai hubby wuldn admit it.
Guys are stubborn. We’re not lazy either, we just have a lot of things happen to us that prevent us from working.
Like T.V, the grill, and sumtimes even ICHC!
An nawt tu menshun TV an teh raydeo, an ov cors TV….
Akshurlee him iz nawt lazee – juss haz noe takt. Well almos nun.
ddi sumwon menshun cayk?
* Catena taiks teh caik fur suttel tea
*
Ohai Catena! We had sum berry nies caek tudai – fronsch banilli slies. (Ai put sum owt fer sharinb upfred) We liekt it sew much taht we went bakk tu bai sum moar fer layder, BUTT(!) they SOLD OUT!! Sew we bort sum yummee Thai fud foar dinna insted.
enjoyen yur trip, ai sii!
Oh yesh! Ai lubb teh seenery heer. Mowntins, layks, ribbers – we hav sew littlol ov tehse on Perf oar surrowndz. We went tu sum gorjus wortafawls an ribbers in teh larst fyoo daze.
Ai stil nawt seed enny caik … mite hab tu luk fur sum !!
Luk wot elss ai fownd:
ht tp://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-sacarstic-cat-in-box.jpg
Butt(!) u wuldnt sponge teh caaek, wuld u PB?
Ime nawt nutty; ive gawt no raisen tu; it’z nawt wot ai woz torte !!
Wat abowt wen ur owt awn a date? Wuld u cawfee up fer a slies tehn?
If ime nawt parsed mai yuuz bai date, ai mite coff up
!!
Aifinkso ai mite be parst mai bedtime date. Gonna sai gudnite cheezfrends. Got sum moar dribing tu du tumarrow. Bai!!
Nai, nai !! Hab fun
!!
Not very tactful poissinboi.LOL. Guud morning.
Mawnign 5 Eaglolz !! Hao yu iz ??
Ohai!
This is bunway airline gnus reportur h.c.rabbit. Ur flite has been cancelled due to a fuming volcano who has nawt yet heard awf teh ‘no-smoking-in-public-areas’-policy: ht tp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8623534.stm . Dunno whut they did to him to mayk hims that angry.
I wus s’posed to fly to a conference… Well. C’est la vie!
bunway airline gnus will keep u posted. We is awn air regoolarloly -sshhh, donut tell them oothorities. The airspayce is s’posed to be closed, butt we is sneeking fru…
Haha, I have a shirt that says the exact same thing, but about people!
ai hassa stikkur dat sayz dat!