shez cute and she can cook – i luv dis place! Dinner Date Crazy Catlady Style
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Aifink ahl stay awhyle!
…at leest, till dinner is servd.
or sumfing better comes along.
like, chikkin?
I’m not an expert … but is this a 4-way macrame? Congrats, AP, on the top spot!
Drinks and dances? Schwimps and chikken on the BBQ? Tall, cold, frosty bevridges?
Yeff, we has a foar-way wiff NS adn carosue. Fankees!
Ai lubs teh shwimps adn papa lubs teh chikkin, so fyre up teh barbie!
Adn ai will has a tawl frawsty beer (MGD if u has it) inna meen tyme.
*tayks o&p by teh paws*
*dans-dans-webebarbekyooin-dans-dans*
U got a gud fing goin, kitteh!
Mayk shoor tu tells hur hao delishus it is… so u gets inbyted bakk!
I’m movin’ in!
Such a polyte kitteh wiff guud tayblol mannurz is alwayz welkum!
welcome home!
Adn aftur dinners, we can get kozy in frunt ob teh fyre.
Iffn it wuz reely a Crazee Cat Ladee der would be more kittehs. Trust me on dis one!
Ai is krazy bowt dis cat laydee, adn sheez krazy fur meh (ai hoaps)!
Kitteh thinks he going home after dinner? CCL Thinks nawt.
Um, whutz awl dat mewling ai heerz frum teh bakk ruum?
Oar iz dat teh door tu teh baysmint…?
Oh, datz teh….um…..teh……teh cassette tape! Erm…yeah! Ill go lock the doors and bar the windows so my Refrigerator wont run. *Dashes frantically*
Ai wunder wye teh fijidaytur needs tu…
Is dat shwimps in dat bowl? *jumps ontu teh tayblol… nom-nom!*
I have loads of shrimps! buckets and buckets! All yoo haf tu do is go in teh basement, and they’ll be stacked in barrels! Ignore the other kitti—i mean…..Cassettes, they’re set on…repeat! I’m a used car-salesCCL, you can trust me!
Doan bovver meh… ai is eetin! *nom-nom!*
*Shwimp Bowl explodes* Oops, dere go teh shrimps. *hides button behind back* The others are in teh basement.
AAAKK! *jumps bakk wiffakwikness*
Doze ar shwimps wiff an attitood! *washez fayse*
Is teh wunz in teh baysmint traynd tu behayv moar beterer?
Very. They do tricks on command!
Oooh, lessee iffn we can gets dem tu jump intu mai mauf!
*runs tu teh baysmint*
OMCC! luv dis kitteh! ai can has noo desktop pikshur!
Butt(!) if dis was teh Crazee Cat Lady’s howse, teh tablol wud b full uv kittehs, adn teh noms wud b gonz wiffin a mattur uv sekkints. Plus teh playce wuddint b sew imm.. imac… sew KLEEN! Oh, adn teh crazee cat ladees rn’t dat cyoot. Ooh I kno! Dis b a Crazze Cat Ladee in traynin’s howse!
Hooz teh teechur? Kitteh? (inkwyrin mynds wanna kno!)
Dey du haz yuneevursitees fur dis, yu knoez!
Dey duz? Hoo knoo?
So is deyr a stoopyvyzer deyr wachin hao she duz?
Or izzit a “solo flyte” tu see if she can handlol a kitteh awn hur own?
Ai kno deyrz a story dat egsplaynifyz it awl… pleez tu be telling!
*ahem*
Whale, wen teh persuns (ushally wimmin, ushally singul) get awld, dey wantz sumfing tew dew wif dems lyfes. But dems duzzint kno wut tew dew! Fankfullie, teh UCCL (dat b teh Univursitee uv Crazee Cat Laydees) keeps up wif awl teh singlol wimmin. Wen dey heer wurd dat teh wimmin wants tew dew sumpfing, dey rekrute dems. Dey goez tew dere howses adn asks dem if dey wantz tew joyn, but duzzint tell wut dey is joynin, becuz its awl sew seekrit. Iffn wen teh wimmin say ‘Yush’, teh peoplol taeks dem to a plaec hie in teh Himalayas, whur teh UCCL iz. Den dey teeches dem ebreefing dere is tew kno about bein a CCL. Fings lyke, awlways hab a kitteh in a unpracticlol plaec. Awlways feed dems hoomin fud. Awlways hav a kitteh in EBERY rum in teh howse, unlest u is gettin a gnu wun dat dae. Den dey test dere knolege. Dey getz a kitteh uv dere berry own. Adn if teh UCCL is satisfyed wif teh spoyled adn trappifyed-ness uv teh kitteh, dey allow teh CCL tew get az mennee az shi lykes.
I bet u wantz tew kno hao ai kno awl dis. It b becuz ai excaped frum a CCLs howse! *nods knoingly*
*is awd bai teh awsumness ob dis nollidj*
*feelz privlidjd tu has bin letted intu teh seekret*
Ai unnerstands, nao. Teh kitteh is obzervifyin beri kayrfully teh behavyur ob teh CCL-IT, yeff? Ai spoze dis kitteh has lawng egsperienss wiff teechin teh trayneez hao tu behayvs, adn is reddy tu korrektify impropur akshuns wiff teh poyntee-ends.
Fankees, wildbreeze!
Yush, dat iz corruct. Teh kitteh iz teh bestest trayner.
You is welcum.
Gotta go nao, buh byez!
oh, an if yoo haz had kids, yoo haz to habbing more kittehs at wun time tahn yoo had kids to qwalify az a CCL.
Oh yush. Butt(!) yu still haz tew be singlol. Adn habs teh messie hare. Iz in teh handbuk.
Skyoos mii!!! Ai risemblol dat rimark!! Hmmph.
*finks ob hassing a snit*
Frenz, I finkso Sarah is startin to foargibs me foar taykin hur to teh v-e-t.
She let me brush hur – sumfin hur lubs – an iz still layin awn teh cowch wif me.
**SIGH**
At leest SUMWUN lyks bein wif me.
Shucks, redd, we all lyks bein wiff you! Where’s Dini?
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I’ll let you brush me. *grins toothily and hopefully* You can brush my mane, and rub mah hoofies, and den we can has parfays and watch DVDs and you know teh rest…
Hmm, mebbe she nawt heer nomoar.
Angie duzznt lyke teh brushin, adn duzznt reely need it dat much.
Ai duz it ennyway ebry nao adn den, juss so she lerns tu tolurayt it.
*gets owt teh dawnkee-syze brush*
*brushez teh mayn, den teh bakk*
*chekks hur hoofeez, rubs dem kleen adn shynee*
*mayks parfayz, puts in a DVD, gets kumfurblol*
{{{kafleen}}}
*heaves a disgruntled sigh*
ohai cheezfrenz, watch yur step!
stoopee rassen frassen compyooturr at hoam refused tew werk yessterdai, sew wuns agin ai didn get an oddurs in luv tshirt.
fooee fooee fooee!
{{{Mugglemary}}}}
Dat b deh orriblol!!!!
fankees, mai leej! tihs ownlee bii teh thurd time its bin printed!
{{{{cwqeenmj}}}}}}}
mebbeh it needs a small hoofing?
and duz sumwun else need to order it furr u?
ai wuz frantiklee tryin to figger owt hao i cud git sumwun tew ordurr fur mii at 3am mii time. ai alsew gabe teh puter a sound boxing around teh ports, but yoo can hoof it, kafleen!
{{{{{{dawnkii}}}}}
ai wunt wun!
Noat the mug at kitteh’s playce.
Iz a ‘possablolol-fum kitteh? Whut duz this meem for fuchur uv world?
Haz CCC-to-be forgottin hao to set teh table? — getz lower grayde awn test, tehn.
Iz kitteh tryin tu beet un deesire able b-f?
gud mannurz…ai haz dem
waytz 4 teh purty hoomin gurl 2
return frum teh purty gurl rum.
den we bof nomz teh
saboree gushy fudz.
purty gurl hoomin lieks mai mannurz n adoptz meh.
Lief Iz Gud.
Kitteh has hot date
It must be lurv