
Whaddaya mean why dident ai tell u dey wer towin ur car? AI DID!!! Ai sed “meow mew meow meow meow” and u just looked at meh and smiled
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: chech1965 via Advanced Lol Builder
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Stoopie hooman!
kant ebben reed mii lipz.
oooh noodle! u gotz in a commint onna commint in wun minute!
conga-ratz onna eight way makramay!
Wurse, didn’t eben bovver tu uze Babelfysh tu trans-latte.
Wowzers! Anni leeds teh seben (iffen ai kowntd korrektlee) wai brayde!
Shal wii awl link armz an skip awf tew teh ty booteek?
(ai couwnted noodle to get mai eight.)
*dans-dans-awlinasirklolnao-dans-dans*
Ate wai! noodle skootd in dere affer ai startd typin! Yay!
da booteek aweightz..
Silleh hyoomin.
Lurn hao tu tawk, awreddy, willya?
Wud bekuming bilingual be dat diffeekult? Ai kin speeking boaf kitteh an lolspeak — purrhaps if ai talked in lolspeak (slowlee & lowdlee, uv coarse), mah silleh hyoomin wud unnerstand.
Ai has tawt papa a fyoo wurds, but hims still pritty stoopy.
Sumtymz it duzznt meen “gib meh gushifuds”
or rub mai belleh!
Nononono, it awlways meens BOFE ob doze. It’s just it can meen “dey taking yore car away” as well, at teh saym thyme. Cat’s can speek in Schrodinger, yu noes.
lol!
Yu nawt speek cat – taht’z YUR problollem!
GMTA Italiana!
Yew neffer lissen tew meh!!
But den, ai neffer lissen tu u eeber.
not my fault you’re illcaterate.
if you’d only filled out the 2000 Senses form propurrrrrrrrrly they would have off furred “CSL” [Cat as Second Langwich] classes in yr commuNomty. stoopy humanz.
LOL @ CSL!
ai can has lolspeek as sekkund langwich?
yesh, yesh you can has. Until you becomes teh flu ent, you can use Unibersal Sine Language. Most improtant sine: *wave* an open can 0 tooona under kitteh’s nozes. Next step, [demonstrates motion] you dumps da can into kitteh’s mouf. or bowl, if you insist.
u duz lolspeek but u not unnerstanz kitteh!
iz a coLolsal tragedy.
…so, are we inbited to a howse worming at chewer New Nomicile?
oh yesh yesh yesh! but hasta be inna bowt a munf, aifinkso. we get keys onna 23th.
*wonders if a Sir Tain cat burglolar could get us in sooner to decormate*
**gigglol** annuder pikshur of GP has maid it ontew teh inntertubes.
cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5165627
who knew?!?
Aw! Duzn’t him luk kyoot!
Awwwwe … gotz tu lurv teh liddlol yellolow hatz!
duz dis meen himz crochetty?
maiB himz knitpicks …
nope, iz definitely croshay. trust me, ai iz a purrfesshunal.
Awesome
Ohai, Doan’t fink we haz met. Plz 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum!
Ohai! Iz u gnu? *extends floofie paw uv frendship*
Smart kitteh speeks three languigis. Kitteh speek, Engrish, adn Lolspeek. Hims is lernin’ teh Fronsh lolspeek tew!
Wow. Ai iz amazed this one made it with so much dialogue!!
Thanks 2 all that took the time to read it all, figure out what I was trying to say and voted WIN.
LOL
P.S. I had meant to put in “Meow mew meow BMW meow” originally….lol
purrhaps… *meow meow miata mew-mew”
Way to going, chech1965!!!1!
But BMW comes out “Bee-eow”, which can easily be confused with Mee-eow.
Nice job, chech1965! Congratulations on getting one of your lols to the front page!
*pops Champagne for the celebration*
I’m so happy this one made it to the front page! I fostered Samantha for a rescue group and she just barely got adopted! Looks like it was just her lucky week! Thanks for the great caption!
‘Fee~linn~eez’ amz hawrdz
4 Hewmins 2 lurnz. Datz ‘cuz
Hewminz lakkz finness!
‘Fee~linn~eez’ amz nawtz
jusst wurdz. Itz awwlso innbolvvz
Kitteh’z hoal bawdee!!
Hewminz needz 2 wawtch
Kitteh’z tayl andz ieez, witch amz
dayr punkkshoo~ayshunn!!
‘Mee~Ow’ amz Kitteh’z
yooneebursill wurd. Can meenz
awllmoast enneefeeng!!
It’z nawtz haow ‘Mee~Ow’
am seddz. It’z haow Hewminz canz
pikkz up innflekkshun!!!
Wun ‘Mee~Ow’ canz meenz
“Feedz Meh!” wyle annuddurr meenz
“It’z Cuddill Napz Tyme!”
T3h coalssurr Hewminz
lissen. T3h ezzee~urr dayz
amz 2 roolz ober!!!
Jack.
Lubs teh kitteh punkkshooayshunn, Jack!
LOL waste of a perfectly good car