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tak itz bak…..
*gives to da conga ratz*
while dey aer distracted, the Salsa Chips dans with the Lemming Merengues.
Congrats Noodle!
fanks annipuss,
ai haz a souprise dat aiz atta hed ob da parad.
aiz at werk an jus openneded up lol once tyme onli.
sew awl u peepz git da parti goin an ai’l b werkin buttz smilin 2 miselfz finkin ob da peep frendz.
Noah, noah! Iz howlding it horse-tayge. Iffen yu downt gibs me noms now, I will kills dis cup crake dead. I will kills it so much, it (adn anyfing it can stik tu) will be dedded forebers.
Replaes it wiv propur fud
luks liek a 4-wae tai for nawt sekund. lets siilybrate wif wunnerful noms – carrot caek wif creem cheez aicing, ennywun? and drinkees, too.
*drybs ober teh dubbul tanker truck* Owkay, nawt sekkond tanker haz chokklit martoonies, sekkond tanker haz hawt chokklit.
wowie – dat iz grate. ai’ll hab hawy chocklit – still at werk (pleh) – so no martoonies fur meh!!
Okie. *fills dharma99′s tankard wib hot chokklit*
Nao bring me a cheezburger. Pink in teh middlol iz teh ok.
eeww – wot a girlee cupcaek – aiz a dood!!
*passes over bloo bury muffinz.*
ohai, sweetpea – dats bettermus. fankees.
noms bloo bury muffinz.
i will not eat it , it is pink
not in the kicchen, in teh sink
not with irony with a wink
wiill not shall not , it doth stink.
not with ginger, not with rye
pink iz 4 gurls, ai’m a guy!
“Will you eat it with a fork?”
Kitteh sneers, “Are you a dork?
Me thinks, o human, you should work
and use those thumbs , which seemeth bork’d,
to open up some gusshie fuds
or tuna, sardines…somethink Gud!!
clappity clappity – yay for sweepee and brainfire – Suessical the Cheezlolical!
*bows hed n kurtseez*
fank u, GHM. ai wuz inspry…nspry…ai gotz teh idee frum sweetpea!
Ai wyll nawt du it, wyll nawt choo it
Heer oar thar, neer oar farr.
@@@@@! still workin on mai rhime
Werk awn yur rime?
Shuur! Taik yur thyme!
Ohai cheezpeeps! I sed dis last nyte butt (!!!) aifink I missed lawts ub da daytime cheezpeeps. Anywayz….I has been absint fur a wylol wif skool an werk, butt (!!!) I be bak nao! Ohai!!! How iz you? Wut did I miss??
oh noooooooooooes! you missed it!!! we *all* won ten millllllllion munnies, and we are all now posting in an undisclosed location in teh Carribean.
*sips tropiclol drink*
*cabana boy peels and feeds shwimps*
zzzzzzzzzz
oh, but Janet of the 4+ kittehs mist it, too, because she was over playing teh Farmville. You can keep each cheddar comp’ny.
Oh noez!!!!!!!!!! Icanhas cabana boy sent to meeee? Wif noms and drinkies? I no playz Farmville butt (!!!) I will goez dere if dey has teh cabana boyz!!!
cabana boyz…WANT!1!
Mih tu, mih tu! Speshlollee ifs tehy R YN cabana boies hoo havz teh parthyme jawbs azz teh Fronsch fyremens!
*swoon* mi tew!
Strypee Kitteh sez:
“I woan’tz Nomz it in Japan
wiff Gawdzilla oarz Ro~Dan!”
“I woant’z Nomz it awn
t3h streetz. Hoaldeengz Cupz~Cayk
wiffz mah Pawz andz Feetz!!”
“I woant’z Nomz it awn
My Prittee Wun’z bed. Putz in
Beeg Gye’s shooz instedd!!”
Cupz~Cayk luukz kyndz
ubz ‘Pleh!”. Hoapz My Prittee Wun
maykz itz goez away!!!”
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
Yay foar Jack! Clappity-clappity!
woot! *floofypawsapplaws*
Ohaiku AND rymin cup
cakesplets!*Hed eksplodes wiv teh poetimatical implimacations*
*Hands Jack Deth my Eng Degree* Ai am nawt wurvy!
I lurves me some Godzilla. But Mofra is mai faborit.
oh yes, da tini tini ladiez singin 2 mothra.
clappity, clappity – gud wun, Jack!
Haiku Seus! Cooool!
oh, noz! such a manly kitteh cantz eat anyfinks pink!!!
**Red comez in singin**
Ain’t got no regrets
And I ain’t losin’ track
Of which way I’m going
Ain’t gonna double back
Don’t want no misplay
Put on no display
An angel? no!
But I know my way
Iz a beyootimus day heer! Hoap eberywun iz havvin a gud day!
ohai red! good to see you! has sarah recuvvered from her tutoring?
Ohai, gc!
Yesh, Sarah iz doing mutch bedder, fankyoo. Hur iz fully woked up an movin arown, altho still sumwhat ginjurlee.
Rite now, hur iz in wun of teh (open) bedroom windowz, luukin owt an enjoyin teh breeze.
I is, I is!
Gud to heer it, Phat Cat!
I gotta werk awn my taxis. Yesh, I iz BEEG prokrastinatur!
Iz peenk. Ai dew NAWT dew peenk. Naow goe awai.
Butt kitteh, look at teh pritty sprinkels! An..an teh cullerful payper wrapper! It luuks sew guud! *yoink*
*hee hee*
u sed “butt”
*runz 2 NB*
Kitteh duznawt wawnt prittee peenk cuppycaek? GUD! Taht meenz tehre’z moar foar mih!
I waiting for teh crow to bring ice cream.
I gonna haz ice cream with crow,
cuppy cake jus for show,
and ten danse a ho ho,
wiff teh crow!
PINKALICIOUS!
as the oatmeal said:
“Your cat is not impressed by cupcakes.”