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Izzit rype yet?
GMTA almost.
conga ratz awn leeding teh brayde.
kungratz, AP!
Fankeez! Wowz, an ate-way makramay!
*dans-dans-dansarowntehkyootlittlolpiggeh-dans-dans*
congaratz angelplume!.
ooh dat kitteh lukz jus lik mii bonnie.
ai fink her wudov liked da pig’s ear. maybi makez it in2 a silkz purrrs.
**gets up awn tablol an duz dansdansdans foar AP**
Shayk it, bebbeh!
Fankeez, darlin! U is awl dat!
I thotso dis vershun had “I kin bring hoam teh baykun an fry it up inna pan”, butt aparentlee nawt. Oh well.
**red shayks hur thang ennyway**
Odeerodeerodeer. wut ai du naow? Wp nawt let Lady Mondegrene cum wifowt bring sum cukkeez . She nede tusai sumfing abowt ebreewun lukking at piggeh/bakun nd nawt fink abowt kitteh iz tu yung tu wurk. Iz lawz abowt dat. ebreewun iz letting kitteh be eksplorted nd sumbuddy nedez tu go tu jale.
Grma! I finkso yoo iz sowndin lyk Piglet wif ur Odeerodeerodeer!
oink boink
*Yoinkz oink*
doinki oinki
BONK!
Wen oinkz are boinken der maken baken
Goes to NB
Ai lykeed dat lyne, butt(!) ai dun get wi u iz goin tew nawty barn. *finks* Oooh… *follows pj*
Otay, I lubs teh baycuns as muches if nawt moar dan teh next kitteh, but . . .
Plz nawt to eet teh tineh tineh piggeh!!!!
GMTA, Dave. *nods*
See down teh fred a bit. Piggeh iz too kyoot to nom!
pjp
**WINNN*** lol!
Just haz tu let it get ripe naow.
purrrfect for cheezburgers!
Iffn it wud juss stawp skwirmin!
dussnt botha friun et awp en eh pan
Stoavtop is danjruss playse… dis way much sayfur. Adn kwikker, tuu!
BACON!!!!!! OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nomz piggee eer*
mmmmm…..baykun!
BACON?!?! GOTTA GET THAT BACON! YUMMY BACON, CRISPY BACON!! BACON! ITS IN THAT BAG!
I’D GET IT MYSELF BUT I DON’T HAVE THUMBS!
I love that line!
*squeee!!!* Bebbeh piggeh ADN bebbeh kitteh! Teh pinkee kitteh nose adn teh pinkee piggeh ebreefing! *SPLORT*
Oh noes, red alert red alert … code kitteh wildbreeze is splorted. weeooooweeeeeoooooooooo CCC pulz in an drivez upz onda sidewalk were wildbreeze is lyin in brian puddle.
so much grey matter, oh the medulla oblongata…
*vacumz up braynes adn rinses wif mineral waterz*
yep itll take da expenciv pellagrineo 2 rinze des brainz.
*Plopz da brainy stuff bak inna skull*
*screwz da skull cap on tite*
*Raps da ducky tape around, an around an around hers hed*
*Fitz da CHRG wDOIfitted tite onda hed*
*Moore ducky tape aroun an aroun*
*Pullz out spare softee blankee wiff tunas swimmin inda ocean. rappz up wildbeast inda blankee an carriz da limpy bodi 2 da safe rum*
*gibs wildbreze sum hawt choklit adn a choklit possum.*
*speakz in softy voice*
donut luk animoore at da k____eh oar da piggi. weights til u r strongr.
hpez dis werked.. r u alive?????
*weeklee* Yush. Fankew. *noms awn teh possim*
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!!!
Oh — an *KA-SPLORT*.
Blargh. Ai ar ded.
yikez anudder one downz
red alert red alert … code kitteh nts is splorted. weeooooweeeeeoooooooooo CCC pulz in an drivez upz onda sidewalk were nts is lyin in brian puddle.
so much grey matter, oh the medulla oblongata…
*vacumz up braynes adn rinses wif mineral waterz*
yep itll take da expenciv pellagrineo 2 rinze des brainz.
*Plopz da brainy stuff bak inna skull*
*screwz da skull cap on tite*
*Raps da ducky tape around, an around an around hers hed*
*Fitz da CHRG wDOIfitted tite onda hed*
*Moore ducky tape aroun an aroun*
*Pullz out spare softee blankee wiff tunas swimmin inda ocean. rappz up nts inda blankee an carriz da limpy bodi 2 da safe rum*
*gibs nts sum hawt choklit adn a choklit possum.*
*speakz in softy voice*
donut luk animoore at da k____eh oar da piggi. weights til u r strongr.
did ai fergit sumfing?
Mmblmrphhmmbl!!!
*Pokez holes in duckee tape for seein, breevin, an tawkin*
Fankies!
*snugglols into blankee*
*nibblols choklit possum*
*sips hawt choklit*
*purrrrrs*
*opens holes fur teh ais adn teh mouf adn teh nose*
Jinks!
:O !!1!!1!!!!11!!
Fankies, Wildbreeze.
I fink I’s going to yews dis frum now on! It yoosed to be “oh the huge manatee!” or “Oh for the love of Gordie”.
“oh the medulla oblongata…”
Plz to nawt speek/joek uv eetin dis littlol piggeh.
Himz too kyoot to eet.
Ub coars nawt. Ai maek a poynt uv nawt eetin fings ai get tew kno or splort ovur.
Besides, u iz rite, himz tew cyoot!
iffen ai had tu killify mai oun fud, ai’d bi ah vegetablolaryan.
Ai *mite* be ablol to handlol killifyin fishees & shellfish — but nuffin wif fur or fevverz.
fishees issa littlol hard, butt butt ai kin du et. ai remynds maiself dat teh lobsturs is relaytid tu cockeerochis tu mayk dat eezeeur. skallups an clams is noh problum!
Whut killifying vegetablols iz okai? Dem haz feelinz tu U noez. Just ask sweetpea!!
dangnabbit! nao ai is gonna hafta beekum ay brethaireean.
Juz asking teh kow at the Restraunt at teh Edn of teh Uniberse!
HHGTTG ref!
Ai will sekkund dis moshin!!!
Nawt to bees eeting teh tinhe tineh piggeh!!!!
*Brings ouwt lotz of nice fud for teh tinhe tineh piggeh*
Iz dis Wilbur oar Arnold?
iz Babe!
U sure? Ai fink Babe iz teh bloo ox dat plays wif Paul’s Bunyunz.
teh shepe-hurdun pig!
*awf korz aiz hurd awf shepe!*
Baa-ram-ewe
Baa-ram-ewe
To yous breed, yous fleas, yous clams be troo!!!
Ai lubs dat moobie!!! Ai wish Ai cud haz goggie lyk Fly.
I wish sumwun wud rub my bunyunz. My feets be tyred!
**sniffs self**
Oh, an I prolly need showur too.
In dat caes, kitteh must bee singin “I got-choo Babe!”
I killify myself sumtiems.
OMG! SO CUTE!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
Blarg! I ar ded.
Oh noez!
*skoopie, skoopie, skoopies teh braynes awl up*
*washifyings dem wif teh lemming sentid minral water, wash, wash, wash*
*packy, packy, packys dem intew teh brayne cabity*
*Plays, plays, playses teh boneses bak ontew teh hed*
*rap, rap, rap wif duckie tayp*
*snaps CHRG (wdoi uv raynbows) awn hed*
*rap, rap, rap moar duckie tayp*
*gibs blankie wif dolfins awn it, adn gibs hot choklit adn a choklit possim*
Heer, hab sum tacks forms. Adn dun luk at teh cyoot wifout protection!
Ack! D-R has splorted again!
*fetches the CCC*
*sweeps up the braynez into a pile*
*pours cool water over braynez to clean them*
*pax ‘em back in the brayne cabbity*
*puzzles together skull fragments*
*adds some rainbow goosey taype*
*pulls a new GHRG(wd of elolphants oi) on D-Rs head*
*wraps more goosey taype to secure CHRG*
*takes D-R to Splort Recovery Ward, supplied with choccy possums and hot choclolit*
*covers D-R with a cheezpeeps map blanik*
Now, think of something not-kyoot!
*finks abowt hur stoopid lanlurd trine tu bossing hur arownd an beeing a big stoopid bully*
*finks abowt stoopid lanlurd trine tu billing hur eggstra foar watters an lekriks wut wuz incloodid in teh rents foar teh passt siks yeers*
*finks abowt stoopid lanlurd dammijin hur gardin an plants wut he nawt payd enneefing foar, oar wurkd in attol, oar enneefing*
*finks abowt nawt winning teh bloggin cawntest dat seh wuz sew hoepful abowt*
*hassa saddniss awl owt ob propoarshun tu teh disapoynmints ob teh day*
*wishis hur Dr. Tinycat wud hurree up wif hur gnu nawt-bee-sew-sad medisins awlreddee*
Doan mynd mii – ai jus gunna hied in teh bak ob dis cubbid an lik mai woonds foar a wyol. Wuz jus a nawt-beri-gud dae.
*kreeps intu teh bak uv teh cubbid, an curls hurself up beri smawl*
*Gibs nicewitch som nice hugs* *Shows stoopid lanlurd pointee endz!* {{{{nicewitch}}}} There their…
* putz teh floofee blankit, a trai uf nicewitch’s faborite nomz and teh pichur uf gud drinkees neggst tu teh cubbid dore. Noks gentllee tu let Nicewitch noez dem is dere. *
{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}
*climbs intu cuuberd tew huggify teh nicewitch*
*Offers a cukkie and a cuppa tee*
I knoze teh feeling – aiz had it teh lass cupladayz – it will get bedderer
{{nicewitch}}
*hedbats lanlurd adn enywun els hoo needs hedbattin*
{{{{nicewitch}}}}
{{{{nicewitch}}}}
ai leikt yu gardin blog!
*poaks hur noes rownd teh ej ob teh cubbid doar*
Fankees, ebreewun – ai feal sew silleh gedding upset abowt dees fings, wen sew mennee peepuls bee faesing reel hyooj problums awl teh tiem. Dis jus bees hao mai borked brayn wurks wifowt teh rite meds – ebree littol fing feals sew noarmus an tu hard. Ai’l bee beddur wen ai gots mai meds.
*goas bak intu teh cubbid tu sip a cumfurting cup ob tee*
*a littol paw sneeks bak owt an snags sum ob teh gud noms frum WRR, tu, an disapeers bak intu teh cubbid wif dem*
Thankee KJ and Wildbreeze fo the reskyoos
Alrite frenz, I been kleenin howse awl afturnoon, so ifn yoo wanna bisit me an teh girlees, get heer wifakwikness – befoar it gets dirtee agin!
Is Sarah all bedder now?
Yesh.
Hur iz still movin sumwat slowlee, butt hur iz moar lyk hurself.
Fanks foar axkin. {{{pj}}}
Aww! So kyoot.
*thinks of somting not-kyoot to keep brainz in hed*
*thinks of tax day* Dere we go. No brainzplort heer. It awl balansez owt.
duzzent has hart tu fryd upin teh pan. is tu cyoot.
Ewmegawd! POOR TIENEH PIGGEH
Antone notice the milk on babbeh piggehs mouf?? Sooo Cyooot!
Aifawt wuz littlol tynee toofers. Didnt luuk kwyte ryte, mebbe is milks!
It’sa got milk mustash!
Skwee!!!
Ai neber seed a piggeh dis small afor
Diddit get fride upina pan 2 erly?
I gave it 5 cheezburgers…admittedly it’s just because that little piggy is soooo ridiculously cute!
How original. This stupid joke is so old it has a beard as long as Methusalem’s.
MethuselA, nawt MethuselUM. Ifn ur goan tu jus bee kriticul, yu cud at leest get ur kritisisums rite. Uvverwais, yu noes, yu jus luks dum. An nastee.
Seriously? How disgustingly cute is this!? I mean REALLY! lol
Heh! Hii sed “wiener” heh, snerk, guffaw, snert etc.
Praise Chairman Meow whose tireless work for the Kittehs Democratic Republic has allowed all worker kittehs to bring home bacon, instead of having the bacon go to the fat cats!
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Dis no tetst liek beccon
Cutest Piglet Ever!!!!
^^
For people who watch Fanboy & ChumChum:
Do-do-do piggypiggypiggy!