
The Bishop of Hamster… Ohh,sorry…’Hampstead’.
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The Bishop of Hamster… Ohh,sorry…’Hampstead’.
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Congrats, catena!
Awl ob us tugevver !! Happee hamsterz, Catena !!
Mawnign / arvo / niet tu ebreewun !!
Congrats to teh 4-way mack ra may! Let the galloping gerbils in! *gallop gallop gallop around teh room*
And nao … let’s pontifiCATe while ai goes to get noms.
*waytes payshuntlee fur upfi to com bak wif teh noms*
thx, yu guis!
wi bi awf tu teh ty boo teak!
Bring bak sum PI, pleez. Ai think iz applol today at teh Pi Stawl!
Duz ebreewun heer hav hiz/hur mittens???
PI fur AWL wehn catena getz bak! HAWT!!
*awl hans ar raysed*
Gud!!
Oh G…
mai big misteak
hard to explain to ceiling cat!
Hizzoner de mayer, 4maloly noan as Fluffeh, is presighdin today.
Conga hamsteres, er ratz, Catena! Ai fink teh liddli gi cud b a bitty splorty … liddlol splort, hmm, cud taht be a splurt? Aifinkso
splurt!
Ore splirt? Splat? Aifinkso ‘splat’ iz whut happen abter ‘splort’.
I fink iz sumfing lyke: 7 splurts to teh splat, 10 splats to teh split, 16 splits to teh splort, 9 splorts to teh splirt. Teh CCC is supplied at 12 Oz ob hot chokklit oar 12 Oz Martoonie per splurt. 50s bavving caps aer rated at 2 splorts, 9 splits, 5 splats adn 3 splurts ob brayn pressure. CHRG aer rated at an addishunul 4 splats and 2 splurts ob pressure. Iffen dey hab designs, this adds a splurt to tehr rating.
AAAHHHH! Ai dint kno dere wuz gonna bee maff sew eerly in teh dai!
*hed asplodes frum tew mush maff* Owie!
Ai finks jd iz sum kine ob rokkety sinetis!Nebber bremebre orl taht!
Oh, no! AfriCat has splurted! Get the antiseptic! Get the band-aids! Help, ho!
Splurt??? Yoo “splurted?”
Nawt so bad. Just a bit ov a Brayn Bulj. Ai see teh brayns ar just fine!
So – ai think awl yoo need iz this nice noo CHRG(wdoi)
*tug tug tug tug SNAP*
An heer – sum Catberry chonklit – just becuz!
There! bak to werk wif yoo! Lukin GUD!!
Bettur mayk shure.
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*cuts hed open, remoobs brayns, washes dem in Mint Sauce, rinses dem in catnip oil adn blow-dries dem wib alkyhol vapor, den puts brayns bak adn duckytaypes hed shut*
o noez! sumwum musta shook up AC … u noe wut happins wen u shayk up fizzee waddur..
iz enneewon elz hassen problumz wif wurdpres nommen enne kommunt datz jus eh smilee?
wel, taht kaim fru otay…..sew nawt meh…yet aneehow.
Noe!
Next up is a Rat-bi
@@@@@!
Snerk!!
Wuddent b a HAMster at awl, wuddit?
Hammy iz teh Archbi-’shop’, aifinkso!
Doan’t fink it’s shoppt – teh fing him iz howldin iz a babbeh’s anteek rattlol, aifink.
O, ai see…mai bahd! Sorree Hammy!
Hmmm….mus bee frum beefor teh koncept uv ‘child-proofin’, ai doan fink ai wud giv a babbeh such a poyntee toi!
erm…p.s….ai dint kare iffen it wuz “s-wurded”, izza cayute pixure. Ai jus trine tew maik a funnee pun dere…nawt bean a hater er trollie
Ai agwee – Ai doan’t mynd ‘shoppt pics iffn dey aer clebberlee dun an funnee! (hab bean noed 2 ‘shop fings maiselb!)
Oh, it WUZ teh UFNY!! An eben if it CLEERLEE weren’t “choppt,” it wud STILL be ufny! An clever. An – oh hao ai wish ai had yur mynd!
haz u eber hurd taht sayin…bee kairful wat u wish fore?
Ai doughn’t mynd dem chopped wuns az long az Ai iz nawt fuuled — Ai haytez tu bee fuuled.
Iz gotz u rattlelolled a bit!
*snert*
Oh thnx anni- ai wundered whut dat fing wuz!
OHAY. It’s a pen-sized version of Miroku’s staff from Inuyasha
Ir iz???
Hoo iz Mirokyu? an waht iz “Inuyasha?”
Sounds laik sumthing we shud awl noe! But ai dont! ;(
Ai haz onlee seen a few eppysodes uv Inuyasha, nawt reely mai fing…it iz a Japanese kartoon….erm…anime seeries. Inuyasha bee a half demon, nawt shure iffn kat demon er fox er wat, hee has teh poyntee eers aneehoo.
inuyasha iz a haff-goggie spirit!!!
Fangu. I was gonna make the same comment.
This is a very randy monk gerbil.
He wants you to bare his children. Which, as a hamster, would be A LOT.
Hamster, No da!
“cat is bishop” LOL
iz seez dis ting in anime kartoonz – speshial guy shaamans skeers out deemonz usen staf with ringz lik dat! furget which won, tho.
Buddhist.
Is itteh-bitteh shakubo. Hampster is demon-fighting Buddhist monk!
sumweres dere is a 6″ Buddhist monk figureen, unarmed an helplez
fightin’ against teh evlol basement cat an teh tengu-crows an teh firefocks demunz…
In demon-fighting-monk-hammie’s world, Naraku is a *real* spider.
It’s the Church Police!
“O Lord, please tell us…. Who croaked the Bishop of Leicester?”
*voice frum abuv*
“The one in the braces, ‘e done it!”
What’s all this then, Amen!
Anom!
And would Your Grace like a littlol bowl of sherry and a sausage roll?
Ai fot wuz maybee part uv song:
Dey awl went dawn to Hampsterdam(n),
Hampster, Hampster, Damn(n), Dam(n), Dam(n)
Dey awl went dawn tu Hampsterdam(n).
Pie Jesu Domine, (THWACK) dona eis requiem. (THWACK)
wtf