Frenz, did u miss last weeekweeekweeek’s Piggeh… Unplugged consert? Or was u there and want to relive teh eggsperience, teh candlols, teh glowstix and teh buckets of tears?
Then u is in luck! LCB Productions, in uncooperation wif Piggeh OINC, proudly resents: teh DVD! Act Now and u also get a souvenir glowstick, ShamWow and vial of tears cried at teh concert!
Plz to see Angel Plume for payments and click my bloo name for ur copy of teh DVD. kthxbuy
Jusst habt to fetsh de goggies frum de gardin, dey wos noizy. Ai keeps missin yore postins. Ai musst tri harda an be kwikka. Prolly missin sumfin els wile ais riting dis.
Am u a cheezpeep??? Uv corse u am!!
Duz u haz a birfday? Uv corse u duz!!
Duz u haz frenz hoo am cheezpeepz?? Uv corse u duz!!
Duz ur cheezpeep frenz haz birfdaze?? Uv corse they duz!!
Duz u noez when dem bifrdaze am?? Uv corse….. wut?? U don’t???
Well u need tu chekking owt deh Cheezpeepz Birthdayz list!!
It b heer: cheezpeepzbirthdaze.wordpress.com/
complete wif instructions on how tu git ur birfday added tu deh list!!
hmmm……dese nawt beez teh mahgnetz aiz oardered. Myne waz supphozed tu be whyte wif kitteh happeh fases on dem. Aifinkso aiz got teh whyte mahgnetz wif 1 biiggg kitteh on dem. Shud haz oardered fru 1-800-LOLCATS.
Ackshully, not so much. My bruvver always telled me it was a boys show so I didnot watch. Lots of my frens is teh fanboys, though. So I am not a carrier, but I does appear to be a enabler. *nods*
Ai diddent hab bruvvers so ai diddent no dat it wos a boi show. Ai been a fan ob orl de Trek shows ebber since, an orlmoast enni uther sigh figh sho reely.
Ai doan tell moast peeps ai noe cos they seems to think yoo is too old fr sutch thing wuns yoo gets to be a ‘wumun ob a sertin aydge’. Wot doo they noe? Nuffink.
I usedta think my bruvver telled me that so I wouldn’t botherate him while he was watching, but now I think he might has a tutch of Asperger’s so it may be that he rly thinked it was for boys only and was trying to keep to teh rules by not letting me watch.
I have plenty of frenz whut is teh girlz whut is teh fanboys. STN
O mai, ai wuz jus reedin sum ‘news’ blurbs an ai seed taht KFC haz todai come owt nashunwide wif a new “sammich” cawld teh dubble down. Innsted uv a roll it haz tew chikkin patties…..
Ai lykes teh bahd-fer-u foods az mush as aneewun (prolly moar than sum) but awl ai kan sai bowt dis is ew, ew, ew
h ttp://abcnews.go.com/Business/slideshow/calories-fast-foods-biggest-indulgences-10336424
Ai haz unpakt it fur u!
no suprizee!!!
it’z annipuss an lolcatburglar at top ob da leader bored.
Sumwun put LCB in a pakkig? Must’b been shyny fings innit.
con pak ratz tu Anni and LCB!!!
Congrats, annipuss!
I can borrow this space for a minnit? Kthx.
Frenz, did u miss last weeekweeekweeek’s Piggeh… Unplugged consert? Or was u there and want to relive teh eggsperience, teh candlols, teh glowstix and teh buckets of tears?
Then u is in luck! LCB Productions, in uncooperation wif Piggeh OINC, proudly resents: teh DVD! Act Now and u also get a souvenir glowstick, ShamWow and vial of tears cried at teh concert!
Plz to see Angel Plume for payments and click my bloo name for ur copy of teh DVD. kthxbuy
oh, an it wuz such teh ossim and full uv win! fankees wuns agin foar mah burfdae song LCB! is wunnermus! *blows schmoo*
*gives Tess a complicate… complicit… complementary copy of teh DVD, automagraphed by all teh preformers*
Thx fur teh congrats!
Static electricity kitteh works for peanuts. And in spite of them.
kitteh werks???
Shurley u jest!!
I is teh srs. And don’t call me at this number anymoar!
Wut nomber shu I cawl u at??
I has a new number. Is teh unlisted. So I dunno whut it is.
LCB’s nu nummer iz 6 6 elebenty 6.
O, thx! I didnot know that.
Now, to programmify it into my lcbPhone: *Pound sine, star, star, elebenty, ampersand, star, pound, litre, star, star…*
Yu missed a ‘nip affer teh amersand.
I wasn’t finished! I was just unlocking teh lcbPhone. Sheesh.
*gibs LCB teh key to unlok teh fone*
“Key”?
*wispurrs*
Teh key iz shiny, LCB. Donut askin kweschuns – jus tayk teh shiny.
Takes NS’s advice and teh key.
*Yoink* and *yoink*
it’z specol deliberi
knock…knock candigram, candigram.
ooo. nommy!!! Fankeez!!
Chonklit??
*hazza hoapfull*
ooh noo
itz landshark!
butt u kan awl hab sum choklit 2.
ooh, chonklit! fangyu, noodlol!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
*likks pawses adn whizzkurrz*
*goze bakk foar moar chonklit*
Wurms comes wif it. Nawt taystee.
Klingons!!! Pee inna flannic!!!
Needin de shamwar?
Aifinks deyze nawt Klingons, deyze Tribbles. Ize orlso thinkin dat mebbee kitteh is imyoon to dem liek Spock?
Ai has juss triyed wun ob LCB instructin bideos. Hopeing it wurks. *crosses ebryfing*
GMTA!
I didnot see ur comment before I postified mines, even though I readed them all. Honest. ‘strooth. *nods*
Jusst habt to fetsh de goggies frum de gardin, dey wos noizy. Ai keeps missin yore postins. Ai musst tri harda an be kwikka. Prolly missin sumfin els wile ais riting dis.
h hai dhere!!
Kin I asking u a kwestyun oar five?
Am u a cheezpeep??? Uv corse u am!!
Duz u haz a birfday? Uv corse u duz!!
Duz u haz frenz hoo am cheezpeepz?? Uv corse u duz!!
Duz ur cheezpeep frenz haz birfdaze?? Uv corse they duz!!
Duz u noez when dem bifrdaze am?? Uv corse….. wut?? U don’t???
Well u need tu chekking owt deh Cheezpeepz Birthdayz list!!
It b heer: cheezpeepzbirthdaze.wordpress.com/
complete wif instructions on how tu git ur birfday added tu deh list!!
Did u order sum white magnets? Thay’r heer!
hmmm……dese nawt beez teh mahgnetz aiz oardered. Myne waz supphozed tu be whyte wif kitteh happeh fases on dem. Aifinkso aiz got teh whyte mahgnetz wif 1 biiggg kitteh on dem. Shud haz oardered fru 1-800-LOLCATS.
*batbatbatbat*
AAAHHH! Geddemoff geddemoff geddemoff!!!!! Whew!
*batbatbatbat*
AAAAHHHHH!
kummawn, ai help git dam awf…..
*batbatbat* humph….
*goez tu junque drawer, gits duckky taep*
*patpatpat*
Dere! Iz dat bettur?
It was very comfable
Star Trak kitteh has a prollem wif klingons.
Juss seed dis, wos soo bissee lukin at yor instructin bideo an tryin it owt ai misst de poast. Yoo issa fan ob de Star Trek?
Ackshully, not so much. My bruvver always telled me it was a boys show so I didnot watch. Lots of my frens is teh fanboys, though. So I am not a carrier, but I does appear to be a enabler. *nods*
Ai diddent hab bruvvers so ai diddent no dat it wos a boi show. Ai been a fan ob orl de Trek shows ebber since, an orlmoast enni uther sigh figh sho reely.
Ai doan tell moast peeps ai noe cos they seems to think yoo is too old fr sutch thing wuns yoo gets to be a ‘wumun ob a sertin aydge’. Wot doo they noe? Nuffink.
I usedta think my bruvver telled me that so I wouldn’t botherate him while he was watching, but now I think he might has a tutch of Asperger’s so it may be that he rly thinked it was for boys only and was trying to keep to teh rules by not letting me watch.
I have plenty of frenz whut is teh girlz whut is teh fanboys. STN
razzafrazzin grumblolsnoart … weerdpretzill izz eeting mai poastses …
nussin innem foar teh moddurayshun eever … grumblol
… adn awl ai wantud tu sae wuz taht teh purdy strypee kitteh hazza magnettik purrsunnalolitee …
ooh, gud wun!
Annoyyeeng Stikkee
Feengz amz nawtz Kitteh Frendlee.
Dayz awllmoast t3h ‘Pleh!’!
Annoyyeeng Stikkee
Feengz libz inz Bawkssez ubz awll
syze dat Kitteh lubz!!
Annoyyeeng Stikkee
Feengz amz hawrd 2 killeefy.
Kitteh needz sum help!!!
Jack.
*gets out vacuuuum cleanifier to halp teh kitteh*
LCB will need “help” to bandije bloody spots frum pointy ends caused by vacuum.
This is why I avoid teh houseworks. *nods*
Gud plan. Houseworkz iz hazardus to ur helffs, aifinkso. *nods*
Ai has tu remembrify taht eggs kyoos. *nods*
Aifink u mite haz ment:
Ai has tu remembrify taht
eggs kyoosbery sownd reezuning. *nods*‘Statik kleeng–I haz it’
or
‘Mai magnetik purrsonalitee’
O mai, ai wuz jus reedin sum ‘news’ blurbs an ai seed taht KFC haz todai come owt nashunwide wif a new “sammich” cawld teh dubble down. Innsted uv a roll it haz tew chikkin patties…..
Ai lykes teh bahd-fer-u foods az mush as aneewun (prolly moar than sum) but awl ai kan sai bowt dis is ew, ew, ew
h ttp://abcnews.go.com/Business/slideshow/calories-fast-foods-biggest-indulgences-10336424
ai hadded teh saym ree akshun wen ai sawded taht – eeeewww! Du nawt wawnt! Ai hadded shwimpz foar mai luntch, ennewai …
*smylolz frum eer tu eer*
butt den agin….it DUZ hav bakkon in dere…..
Wif bakkon innit, hao kin it be bad?
tuu meowtsch chikkin tu gettz fru foar jsut a liddlol bittybitt uv baykum … naow, ifz itz wuzza baykum sammitch wif baykum bihtweenz tuu peeces uv baykum, taht wud bih a diffrunt stoaree entyrulolee, aifinkso.
UPS kitteh getz payed peenutz (!) fur teh wurk.
Tessteeng! Tessteeng! Putz
my Emayo back 2 wut it
wuz. Seez ifz dis wurkz!
Jack.
ai minn.. ..kitteh can haz peanut protectshun…. . . . . … . hum. . ..♪