Me and my bed, you and your jeans. so just SHUT UP.
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Tawk abowt teh pot cawlin teh kettlol blakk….
Yup. An also, “OGH NO YOU DI-INT!!!”
U leeds teh brayd agin, anni!
Whut caym owtta ur pawt fur dinners? Reddy for bedybyez yet?
Ai had a cheez an baykun burger fur mai dinnur – berry taystee an nootrishus! Ai haz had mai hawt chokklit an cukkie soe Ai aer neerlee reddee fur bed.
Mmmmm … bakun.
Adn mmmmmm … chokklit!
wii iz nawt phat, juz floofee!
datz fur kitteh!
yaahhhhh. riiiiiiite.
My bed overfloweff.
btw, AP, ai bi sendun yu eh frens rekwest bikuz wi nawt bi cheezfrens yet! (hauw ddi dat nawt happun?) iz frum ‘azevedan’
Kthx
Ai duzznt log awn beri offin, adn nawt chekk mai profyle regulurly.
But ai has gawn deyr nao adn akkseptid ur rekwest (adn obbers!).
Adn fanks fur teh dewelling haikuz awn teh prebius lol! Wuz awsum!
ai iz leffun nauw…goen aot tu teh tee-at-ta!
Ooh, datz grate! Whut sho u seein? Has fun! *wayvz*
Ai wented tu teh Orinda awdishunz, adn will fynd owt dis week wut part ai has in deyr furst sho (sownded lyke she had sumfin in mynd for meh wen she sed cawlbakks wernt gonna be tuday cuz ob teh rayn).
This bed has shrunk.
You shood nawt have put in da dryer.
GMTA!! Hai fivez pj!!
*wonders abowt t3h etticut of hai fivezin teh cween*
*curtseez insted*
OH?
*runs in and throws a watur balloon at MJ*
**runs away quickly**
///falls over laffing before escape is viable
Everyfing shrinkz in deh dryer. *nods*
berree truu. berree berree truu.
like YOUR JEANS. Yah. i went dere.
U went intu mai jeans?? wuteber foore??
Mai Jack lubz to snorgle teh jeens (afore teh warshing)
duz dey has wafflols or parfays in teh pokkits?
Dat musta been it.
*nods sollumlee*
Duz dis bed maik mai butt look big?
yes ^^
OWNED.
MWAHHAHAH!! I can has will be ebol jeenyus.
‘side, you just WALKED IN to that one!
No, your butt makes your butt look big.
*Waives ohai tu cottleston Pie!!*
I hazn’t seeinged u in a buncha whilez! ben bizzy??
Lurking, mostly! By the time I get here, most everything has already been said that needs to be said. So I just look at the pictures.
I liekz bee buttz, an I can nawt lye….
yau uddah bruddas cant deny
when a girl walks in wid an itty-bitty wayste an a big thing in yo face
you get
SPRUNG.
*sniff* u haz awl hurtd mai teeny tiny feelins *sob*
*wailly wailly snailly, ach crivens dat stingz a bit! wailly wailly!*
* looks rownd fer taht last chokklit eester bunneh*
AWWW! eym sosrry! eye-eye wuz jus jokin! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs an huggles bluesfan*
heer, tayk awl mai chokklit! Ey’ll lecha slide! beesydes youre not *that* chubby! {jk}
Muffentawp!
mmmmm…..muffins….
yup. dat bi teh trubbul!
♫ My cup runneth over with…floof ♫
Romanse, Romanse!
Coulda sworn dis bed fit me last summer.
yah, butt itz bean a looooong winter
{{{{Cattails}}}}
*siggghhh* you gave up on that diet, didnt yah?
Never trust sumbuddy on a diet aound choklet. DARN YOO EESTER BUNNEH!!!!
hmm, kitteh, i dont think all taht camed just frum a fyoo eester eggs.
Wen ai wuz yunga
Soe sleke adn slinkee ai wuz
Butt(!) dose daez ar goyn
♫♪ Doze wuz deh dayz mai fren
Wii fot day’d neber end ♫♪
Wii’d sing adn dans 4eber adn a day
Wii’d live deh life wii chooz
Wii’d fite and neber looz
4 wii were yung and shur tu haz ower way
La la la la la la ♫♪
La la la la la la ♫♪
wow…dat taykz mi bak!
*mai aj, let mi showe yu it!*
I haven’t seen that tile in years.
mebbee itz inna tyme warp??
Again?!?
we still has a little like it in owr lawndry room, is on the list to be replaced. dis place wuz decked owt like a 1970s moorish castle wen we bought it. right down to teh giant avocado-green flocked wallpaper peacokk on teh living room wall. *blarg*
oh, an teh blakk marble toilet in teh master baff. we gotted taht bafroom re-done right neer hallolween wun yeer. teh naybor saw teh blakk toilet owt in the frunt yard while teh bafroom guy wuz wurking, an sed we shuld keep it owt ther for halolween an have a ghost coming up owt of it.
Oh, and my friend and I went to see a townhouse near here that was being sold by the owner in an auction. He had rented it out at one point and it had some damage. Door frame was all destroyed, kitchen cupboards gouged…. But in one bathroom, it was all nice and white, like the original fixtures (it was a fairly new place and I had seen them when they were first built and sold) except in that bathroom there was a black toilet. Weird. It looked so out of place in the otherwise light backroom. We asked, oh, did the renters put that in themselves? No, the owner had put it in. His reason? Oh, a black one didn’t show so much when it needed to be cleaned. Ewwwwww…….
I think my aunt had that tile in her home. It was either avocado green or brick orange, but it was the same pattern. It was the 70′s definitely.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy, kinda late today but better late tahn nebber, i hopes
anyway, HAPPYY BURFDAY to Yoddamomma an darthj an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrot caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark slinkies, boblolhed racing toy aliens, kandee, an kyoot kitteh dot-to-dot books wif bokses ob elebenty-eight crayns!! wif bilded-in sharperner!! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Happee Burfdai Ebreewun
!!
Oooo, dot-tu-dot buuks !! Thx Burfdai Fairy
!!
* PB taiks a buuk nd crayonz nd startz tu dror *
Yay !! Aahticstik talont … Ai haz it
!!
stoopee hoomin tu cheep tu git mi ay noo bed!
ifinkso tehy runned owt ob kitteh sizes. has to get a *gasp* GOGGIE BED *gasp*
whut?? dey shuld juss git mi ay kaleefornya king
…an puts et en mai noo bedruum.
it luks liek a fuzzy orinj throw rug, until yoo get to teh part wif teh hed an eers.
[tries tew throw orinj rug] *uuungh!*
Grate! Nao ai gotta taik moar payne meds foar teh hyena.
Herd wyle kitteh bakked intew da bed…
*beep* *beep* *beep*
ohai nc! um, whi is yu warin ay surjikal maks?
ink wiring minds want to know!
Ohai keshet! Ai iz recubbering frum sirjury.
Detayls
at elebentyawn mai profile.omai! sownds complcaytid!
is yu felyne beddur?
Finally well enuff tew sit up dew stuff. Still awn uh pretty hebby payne med regimun. Jes took sum. Shuld bii gud foar a liddlol wylol.
yikes! heeling thawts beeyun sentid yur wai!
OMCC, NC! Ushully de gallbaldder removal iz teh simplol- nawt fur u, ifinkso! So sorry u haz been so sick. Beems from VA for ur recobbery.
taht wuz wun ob my guesses! i iz sorry yoo had such trubbles wif it an has been so sikk.
hope yoo will get feeling better soon!
Fanky LM. Ai iz feline uh liddlol better awlreddy jes bein here.
teh smiles an frends always halp. {{{nc66}}}
we misses you lots NC66. Cweenmj posted da messaje on da Cryer and ai lefted you a messaje dere.
{{{{{NC66}}}}}
kitteh needs a hevvy eqwipment operator lisesne just to moov hisself arownd.
Anda cupplol ob flag men culdent hurt eivver.
Wooden want N-E-innosent bystanders harmed
in teh making ob dis girth berth.
ifinkso iz tankcat’s sekkund cuzzin, verylargedumptruckcat:
roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/2007/09/monster-dump-trucks-biglorryblog-is-off-on-his-travels-to-driveguess-what.html
sorry,i just don’t find this funny,the cat is obese and probably feels miserable.It’s a form of neglect/abuse to let an animal get this overweight.
ai wuz en teh muud fur caek!
btw, u mayks an egsalad egzamplol ob npt, keshet. well dun!
yeah – brake inna cake rum!
Cake, ennywun? Ai think we haz choklit and spice wif creem cheez frosting- see u in de brake room!
teh burfday fairey leeved fudjy caek an carrut caek an teh eyecee creem.
ai is havvin fudjy caek.
I assume dat da caek iz fulla lotsa caloreez
adn iz teh only reezun ai iz floofy.
Wait! Dats hao dis awl started. [facepaw]
Furrgitubowtit!
*nom* *nom* *nom*
Ohai nca66! Ai am bery sowree to heer ob ur helf
tribblolstrubblols. Wot bad luk! Ai hoep yoo is bedderer n bedderer ebree dai.Ai has axed cweenmj to put an updaet awn teh Cryer – iz dat OK?
Sending lotsa beems n schmoos.
DK
Ohai DK! Fankeez! Yesh, ai git uh liddlol bedderer eech morn.
Naturally iz OK tew put awn teh flyer.
Ai presheate awl teh cheezfwends well wishes.
Jes doan mind mai ramblins wen teh pain meds kick in.
Mmmm – payne meds!
I had no idea!!! I haz postifyinged a copy uv deh info on ur profile page. Giant Schmooooooz!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{NC66}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Fanky yor highness!
Ai go check it owt nao.
Den ai go take uh nap.
C-ya laytur cheezpeeps.
Fanks foar awl teh healin thots.
heeheehee! tere iza HYOOJ bluebottol flie zoomin aroun teh room an mai kitteh is dooin treemenjus leeps and flipz tryin to katch it! ai is laffin so hard watchin her akrobattix =)
**slite gloatin momint**
My jeenz iz too beeg! I haz lawtsid abowt twenny pownz sinse Oktobur.
**duz happitayle dansdansdans**
yay for yoo!!!
*duz happy dans wif rhsb*
W00t!!! Dat b AWsum!!!
ROTFLOL
Kitteh needs to danse a ho ho.
I better call teh crow!
i bet my brother that it was bed and not box and i got 5 bucks!!! lol