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Ai aer berry noo!
an berree cyoot!!!
WARNING!!! HI SPLORT FACTOR!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
CHRGs & HGGs on STAT!!
luk et dat littul pink tung…
uh oh! *wraps Catena in lotsa duckee taype*
*adds breefing holes*
ai kant luk atdat tiny pinkie tung agin. weigh 2 dangirus…..
Du nawt Luk at teh pinkie eerz insted!!
* Hangz awn tu CHRG as teh duckee tayp splitz *
OH noez
SSSSPPPPLLLLLOOOOORRRRRTTTT!!!elebentee!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up WWR’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fank U anni fur teh reskuoo.
Ohai annipuss! Hao niec to be seein yoo hear! I iz kinda new to teh wurld of lolcats, so dun mind if I makes a oopsies in teh lolspeekz.
Walkum, Billy2257! Doan’t wurree ‘bowt teh lolspeek – it’s opshunul!
Plz 2 assept mai floofee paw in walkum!
*assepts floofee paw in teh welkumz*
If yoo evur sees a elecktrikul statikz anywear, it iz probably moi. I are teknikully a pokey-mon. More spesifikullyz a Rotom. Dat meenz I liek to zapzaps lots of stuffs.
Ohai adn welkum, billy!
Ohai Billy2257! Doan wurree bowt oopseez n teh Lolspeek — DERE IZ NUN!! Datz teh bestist part uv Lolspeek — krekt speloling iz teh opshunnul!
*extends floofy paw of friendship*
Grate 2 meetcha!
O noze! Dis jawb luuks tew big fer the CCC!
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
*haz an M prest* Whut grate wurk!
Ai cud haaz sutffed otter? Even wiffout splot? *skufs toe shylee*
welkum Billy *eggstends floofy paw of frendship*
ohai billy2257.
iz dat ur reel naem? oar shud wii kall u 57 4 short?
gladz 2 meatz u *extenedz mi berri floofi paw ob frenchipz*
Squeeeeee – SPLORT
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ai new this kitteh was gonna be trubble!!!
*dragz in teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. and lotsa tax forms!!!
Yay fur dubblol reskyewz!
Fankies, annipuss & gammacat. Cheezpeeps iz teh bestest!
su yung su mush tu lern
Oh, SPLORT!!!
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes!
wotodo wotodo wotodo????
*panickpanick*
no fleas inna pannick , no canna do dat!!
*fwipfwipfwipfwipfwipffwipwipfwi8pfwipfwipfwip*
there, that should hold chew fore a whilez.
*rayzez paw and weekly wavez upfred tu NS*
Itz nice heer on da floor, nes pa?
oh no- wez haz tew set up a treeaj wifakwikness…. dunt wurry weze getz tu teh splort bictems in order of splortnesses.
Butbutbut — herz iz teh CWEEN — herz gitz teh hy pryorittee!!
aifinkso cween iz fyne, luks lyke seez beenz dee-splorted. Cween u ok?
*sprinklols sweetpea petals all over da cween*
ooopsie,
*brushes dem off where dey got all mix’d in with bwaynes.
nah, nobody will notice.
Oui — an itz niec in teh Splort Recubberree Lownge, too.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up teh cween’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
dose cweenie braynez mus bii rapped eggstra speshul.
*rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap *
dere….dat bii eh royul rappen!
shmz boom shmz boom!
sheiz teh cween!
ai sae sheiz teh cween!
UUHNNH!
MMMph, fnkz!!! sn ftfl mf ooo!!
*caerfullee snips a fyoo hoels so teh cween can breeve an tawk*
*inhalez deeeeeply*
Aaaah! fankeez anni!! breeving am gud!!
Mai mumcat sed it wuz importunt!
lyk, whi iz awl dose braynez awn teh flore?
datz kuz teh cheezpeeps bii splortun ova yur kyootness, kitteh!
dont eet dem, nauw! dey nedez dem bak.
Skweeee!
SPLORT
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
days goin doun liek flies
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv SuzyQ onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
Heerz a paw inn yur eye an a purr inn yur eer! *Klink*
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, ambercat . Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt choklit.
like, why goggies? just whY dey exists?
and why i no can has oppozablol thmumbs? would pwomise to use dem only fur good, not ebil.
* Ur daffynishun uv good & ebil mite vary.
* Battreez nawt inkloodid
*rats*
twas teh juxtaposition of opposablol thumbs and goggies that gave me away, wasn’t it?
plz 2 nawts b tryings dis at homez; profeshonal kittehs on nawt opens courses
*pakij soald bai wayt — kontintz mai settlol doorin shippin
sum opzenal assesseriz showed but nawt inklood’d
patience wifff elections lasting over 4 hours shud contact Dr. emeediatly.
Izzat watt happinded bak n 2000?
mai wiafu tinks dats funniez
“hunny if you still got a hard on after four hours …
you.ain’t.going.no.where!!”
yer mileage may varee
kyooreeyossittee nawt gawna killify TIHS kitteh!
splooorting 3..2..1.. nao!
ai new this kitteh was gonna be trubble!!!
*dragz in teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
*tuk tuk tuk under blankee*
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. and lotsa tax forms!!!
whewwwwwww
aiz week buttz aim alibe!
fanks gammakat
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up noodle’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fanks annipuss
dis tuk 2 reskuez 2 revivify mi.
whi u immune frum splortification? aiz glad u an gammakat be strong 4 da restz ob us.
Ai aer nawt entyrlee immyoon – aifink mai spex hab a speshul anti-splort cote awn dem.
ai was watchin babbeh falcons, so I had my CHRG awn, for wunce!
Bebbeh falconz! I hadded uh falcon wunst (nawt uh bebbeh, tho). Dey iz teh purdee!
yup! dey just hatched, so all I usually see is littlol bits of white fluff peeking out from under Mamma. I did get to see them get brekfest this morning!
adorabubblol liddlol flooffee kreemsikklol bebbeh … sumbuddee hanndz mih a snorgl snorkl, pweese … ai’m goin’ inz!
Beez teh kerful, Italiana — dis wun haz teh awlriddee kawzdid much splortage…
Fangyu foar teh warneng, Aahz – butt(!!) ai has spended an lawtsa thymes tudae ketchifyeng upz awen teh stoopypleh fyleng inz mai off iss, adn ai’m WAE tuu tyrud tu splort – eeben fore tihs kyootee … ai jsut wantstu snorkl upz and snorgl inz, adn hazza nappzzzZZZzzz inz awl teh kreemsikklol floofyneszzzZZZzzz.
Ai B blonde kitteh; ai haz an entitle!
Comic Sans! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
http://bancomicsans.com/
If ai hadda hammer, I’d hammer in da evenin, I’d hammer in da mornin, an use a diffrnt font.
We uses whut we gotz.
oar we kan haz caek in da brakerume!
rew ar da gest ob honur – wut iz yur flabur ob choise?
OMCC ***splort****
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up TJsmommy’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weakly*
fankies annipuss
whurr were de mod yur ate yurs? Diz LOL iz lykely tu wipez awt teh hole Cheezland, aifinkso.
*runsbakinnfrumlunsh*
OOHHNOOO!
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up JK2K’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Iz gunna b wun uv doze LOLz….
.
Teh CCC skreachiz up nekst 2 jk2k…
*sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl
*skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed
*put peesiz uv hed bak 2gevvur
*dukkee tayp evvyfing n plais
*cuvverz hed wif 50s bavvin kap
*fitz CHRG(w/doi) obber bavvin kap
*moar dukkeetayp 2 hoald evvyfing awn
*raps jk2k inna sawftee fwoofee orinj (nawt poyzun) bwankee
Whew! Dere U r, jk2k — U iz gunna B jess fyn. Heer, haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n cocoa paowdur onnit, n sum possum-shaypt chokklitz wif sordid kreemee fillinz wyl U rest inna comfy chayr at teh Splort Rekubbree Lownj.
whew, fankyew anni an aahz… ai had needz uv a dubblol recubberee effurt awn diz wun!
*fawls bak an noms possum an sips choklit… mmmm…*
Ai haz set a tablol up hyer wif eggstra duckky taype tew sekure ur CHRG’s (wdoi) 1950′s baffing capz in menny cololrs furr eggstra sooper protekshun, adn heer’s sum Arkitektural Dijest magazeens frum 1964, dey hep tew. Teh eggstra prekawshuns beez rekomended duu tu hi splortage wrisk frum dis kitteh!
fank you,
aisle takez 1 ob each. cheezelandz onna hi splortage alert 2dai.
Soaring Splort Support Skwad flies daown tew dis end uv the thred, just in caise deys needid agin…
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
bloosfan tippytoes owt tew wurks (pleh)
CUL8R! Wuz teh funz havvin U heer 2dai!
ai jus noticeded a black kat ear an aiball behindz da wideeyed kitteh.
om mai, how did wi mis that?
Prolly distraktid bai teh orinj wun… BC iz teh gud at disepshun…
I just had a wurrisum thot . *luksarownd* Whut if teh ultra-kyoot kitteh in frunt is wun of BC’s minyuns!!!!!????? *runsandhides*
*wades throo brayns awl ober flor to git to bottom of thred* Eww! Lotsa brayns. *shayks hed* Ahem, wher wuz I? Oh, I members nao.
Git thee behynd me, BC!!!!
but BCs are sooo prittee!!!
I can’t see past deh cyoot!!!
Fanky, TTC — we iz prolly gunna knead sum eggstree CHRGz n bavvin kapz az whale. Heerz sum koppeez uv inkum taks foarmz 4 teh viktumz 2 luk at sew dey nawt fink uv kyootniss. I iz gunna stawk up awn hawt chokklit n chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif sordid fillinz 2 halp teh splort viktumz wif deyz noorishmintz doorin rikubbree…
Ai wanna skweez im! ooooh muah!
Pleez nawt to skweez to hard, kthx; aym just an ittehbittehkitteh!
Dang, that’s cute.
*Hazza luk in da room an sees awl da brainz joose*
Er, uhhhh. Sorry! an thanks! =D
Conga rats rew!
An frunt paij splort lebel elebenty bazillion lol!!!!
@@@@@’s fur yew!
Ohai, rew! Conga-Ratz n Rhumba-R2s 4 ur frunt-payjur! Izza grate kapshun onna KYOOT pitcher!
conga-rats on teh front page rew!!!
Yay, rew! Concatshoelaces on maykin teh frunt payj!
ooh, pinkie pinkie liddle tongue stikking owt!
***SPLORT***
don’t bovver wif a reskyoo, i duznt have enuff brayns left to be wurf pikking up an putting bakk anyway *blarg*
sorry lm, we all have an irrestable urge to cleen up a splort
(even if I cant kleen up mai desk!)
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
*snug snug snub teh blankee.
Dat bedder?
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. an LOTSA tax forms
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hedda, London_Hoomin, an wun ovver but i duznt kno her ICHC name an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, fluffy wite caeks wif sluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shinee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark yoyos, ittybitty sekrit ajint notebuks wif invisiblol ink pens and sekrit decoder ringz, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikekrs wif googly glo-in-teh-dark eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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hi ebery body no lol speak my interwebs will be off today and i dont know when i will be back to see this wonderful page, see you soon i hope love and kisses, i will miss this for a while xxxxxxxxxxx
ohai angie, i hopes yor interwebs will be bakk on soon! heers a swish ob my magic wand to make them come bakk soon
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Ohai BF. Dat iz a yummy lukkin fugji caek Ai can haz wun?
Iz dat a shaddoe oar a BC kitteh behind teh too Kyoot orinj wun?
I think this cat and I are related. Everyone says I always say, “I wonder why…” and “I wonder if….” and “I wonder how…”
It’s wonder makes da worl wurk Flo. Else we’d all just be pickin’ our noses!
Izz Friedeggdae nyte dayt nyt wif mai huzzbunneh, soe ai yam (whut ai yam) leevieng tihs adorablol bawl uv kreemsikklol floof inz awl yur snorglolee kaer, mai cheezefrendz.
‘Tizz thyme tu kloazify teh off iss, putt awn mai hyheelded shooz, adn goe owt foar drinkees and noms.
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOOOS*
Sea yu Moandae!
have fun Italiana!!!! **hedbonks**
Why r sky bloo? Why r grass green? Why cant happycat hassa cheezburger?
wiff ais lik doez u cud hab awl da cheeburgs ani kat cud ebber want.
i likes the friedegg day. hooman come home and we all be getting toona. den we is all goes to sleepies on de bed. hooman and tree kittehs. den at 6am we is jumping on hooman seying “IT CATURDAY!!!!
Wut?? u wayting clear til 6am?? Y nawt 3:19 am? Am u lazy kittehz??
Haz tu rayce in teh hawlwai wif teh laowd futsteps @ 3:19 am
*looks at sofa* kittehs evbryware sleepin so peecfully. dey been dis way since…all day. *wonderz y dey wakez me up in da morning*
Good gigglety pigglety
We have a cyoot meltdown! Repeat! The core has been breached!
(Pulls on HGGs and CHRGwdoi)
*runs in to halp*
*slips on some stay brayn matter*
Whoa!! dat wuz teh cloes. *puts awn protektib gogglez* Dis plase isa mess! Lookit awl dem braynz EBERYWER!! Wo lefted deez braynz layin aroun heer?
aww, this kitty reminds me of Butters from South Park!
OMG BASEMENT CAT IN THE BACKGROUND
duz enywun els notis de basement kitteh folloing de kute kitteh?
Color does not make evil. Da kitteh in da bakgrown is jus anudder cyoot kitteh ob a diffrnt color. Black kittehs gibs lub too!
Hmm… there’s a warning sign…
*checks Chicken Head Rubber Glove… good… adds sum eggztra ducky tape jestinkase…*
Oh, the Huge Manatee!
*skwish!*
Oops, there seems to be a bit of brain on my shoe. Those Splort Skwads and CCCs had a tuff thyme, aifinkso!
*skrapes shoe*
(Hope that wuzn’t sumbuddy I know… they be missing a few cerebella…)
*seez picksher*
OM… grr…. owwwWWW o><O
*tightens CHRG… runs away kwickly but only after copying piksher to mail to milady…*