Allergic to me, is he? Boffo’s plan was perfect; soon his human’s new boyfriend would be history.
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Bless u!
Fangkyu! *sniffles* *wieps noze*
Hur hur hur…I’ve donne it!
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Sandshoe!
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Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now (Shout!)
Don’t forget to say you will
Don’t forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
eggselent moosikal selekshuns tew liven up a gloomee Friedegg! (bery plehrayneegloomychillee heer aneewai)
eeeerrrrwwwwuuurrrmmm!!!!
eh littul bit softa nauw…
a liddle bitz softa noa..
an a liddle bit louderz nao..
ey ey ey ey..
EY EY EY EY!!
Bambi!
Thumpa!
U kan cawl meh Flower if u want to, ai doan mynd.
Purdee! Purdee Flowwah!
Rumba R2s!
sumwun poasted this teh utter dai an its awsum
oops, gotta bemembur tew refresh afore poastin
dis wus posed tew bee hooked tew teh Roomba commint
Bloozfan = WIN!!!
Dat wooda bin me… Eben tho teh veedeeow iz nawt myn, iz steel fulla win n awsum, hooebber mayded it!
yes it iz!
Moyr rume!
a rhume
brake rume
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CAEK!!1!
Yaaay! Caik!!
Pie!
Yaaay! Pi iz gud tew!
Pi ar skwared!
Pi ar rownd!
Pie r ROWND.
CORMBREDZ r skwayr…
GMTA Aahz!
mmmm, cormbred!
Skware dansing?
Durdee Dansin
Dansun en teh dahk.
Dahk Shadderz
Shadderz in teh sun!
Seesunz en teh sun
Arrghh!!! noe!!!!
Sunshyn Sooperman!
ai kent stan tu flie
aim nawt dat nyeve
dahkshadooos
sowwi aahz..ai didn’ c ur shadderz.
dat meens springs here oar iz itz winter? gotta azk pugglehomminiyy phil.
Con-CATZ, Ozcatmum! U leedz teh freewai brayd (wif 2 eggstree kawmintz inna nawt-sekkund minit)! Haow wood U liek to sillybrayt? Mebbe Waltzin Matildas?
Oooh! Yesh pleez!
*puts awn hat wiv corkz, getz owt geetar, fynds stump tu sit awn*
*sings* “Wuns a cheerful travler, reclyning bai a littlol layk, beneef teh canerpee ov a tree wiv coolie frijs innit…..”
Hang on! Deez is teh rong werdz! *goze awf tu fynd rite wuns*
See ya tumarrow, cheezpeeps! It’s layt!!!
Nytee-nyt, Ozcatmum!
Gotta get shot uv him
maybe I’ll shoot him?
Dass a bit eggs streem!
Anni, let’s remember that nothing succeeds like excess!
yesh, eggsus ayr berree suksessfall at braykfas!
YAY! Clappity-clappity foar Okkser teh Wylde!!
Sneezy the dwarf, would soon need to find another Disney Princess.
…unless he takes benadryl, then he’ll be Dopey, which will make the kitteh Grumpy. Pore kitteh.
oh , sure. come out of moderations now to make me look even more silly. sigh…
…unless teh human taeks Bean A Drill, … then he’ll be Dohpeh, which will make the kitteh Grumpy. Pore kitteh.
[this comment keeps going into moderashuns. hrmph]
Unfourchoonitlee, keapin teh Dohpeh boifrind rownd wood prolly mayk teh gurlfrind Happee…
…and the boifrend will go to an allergy Doc
Himz mite tern Bashful ifn himz hasta gitta shot daown dere…
…butt she’s worth it.
Taht wud maik himz Grumpee, aifinkso
Kitteh iz moar importent, ennywaiz!
Kitteh meowtch moar beddereer tehn pawllolen ennei dayz!
uuuuuggggh… WP is eatin mii commintz agin…………
an itz wuz berri clebber. nao iffin ai cud rememmmebr what itz wuz ai wud sendz it agin..
Deviously plotting kitteh plots deviously
Kitteh lukks liek him gonna shred awl teh tishooz, wun bai wun. FUN!!!!!!!
Hims praktissin tu get awn Minnit tu Winnit! Gaym begins in 3… 2… 1…
Yesh! adn ifn boifrend trys enny alerjee medishuns, iz wype maiseff awl ober dose too!!!! Hez owt ob hyer! Wot a cyooot kitteh *tightens CHRG (wdoi)*
Um, everybuddy?
Whut do I win?
a yeers supplie uv turnip flavord rycearonee!
*it dint sell bery wel sew wii resorts tew gibin it as a ‘prize’*
I finksew U wood hafta PAI peeps 2 b taykin dat… *nods*
nawt iffen itz a ‘prize’! den u iz kompelld tew taik it!
mai ebil rycearonee-disposal skeem, let meh sho u it!
*heh* Iz liek Andy n Barney’s skeem 2 gitz rid uv Aunt Bea’s keruseen piklolz!
*nods*
So… pay me!
*drives hayuge semi tew lcb’s plaice. staks boxis uv rycearonee awn teh doorstep, awn teh windersillz, awn teh lawn, drawps sum daown teh chimblee, drives awai wifakwikness*
Izzat watt dey kawl “Paimintz N Kynd?”
Duzzent sound kynd to me
I was gonna say…
Where is my phlonquais? I’m sure he will gladly halp get rid of all these boxes.
*programs robo-phlonquais to cross out “turnip flavor” and write in “pork scratching flavor” instead*
oooo! dats an even ebiler skeem! Mwwahahahahahaha..erm ai meen injoy ur prize!
U *mite* wanna czech unner awl teh boxes, LCB. Ai thot ai heered a weak week-week-week.
Atteshun! Attenshun, pleis!
Hae peeps – eef yu noe Sockington teh kitteh, hi has menshuned eh grant kontest – won iz fur eh shelta fur olda/speshul nedes animulz!
sii hear tu voyt (won voyt per dae).
wil ask fur rejustrashun, butt(!) iz free.
ht tp://www.refresheverything.com/achanceforbliss
*Teh preseedun wuz eh speshul ennownsemunt. Wi now riturn yu tu yur regularlee-skedawld LOL.*
albyeno basement kitteh sez, “ebil planz, ai haz dem!”
an den hee laffs, awl lyke muahahahahahaha!
Boffo will put dis on his resume fur teh itteh bitteh boyfriend disposal commitee
Watt els iz awn Boffo’s resume?
Actin catty
Boifrind dispowzul
Cat-toi swattin
D…
Diggin teh gardin (in teh rong playces)
Empteeing teh fridj
Fishin in teh gardin pond
G….
Gushifuds, eetun teh
Hasen cheezburgers
Ideatun (sereuslee…ai has sene dis awn resumayz)
J…
Jumpin awn yer tummeh at 4am
Katerwallink
Leepink strayt up inna air at enee noyse
M…
Meeyoweeng inz yur lefft eer
Nawt uuzing teh litturbawks – awn porpoise
Oapening teh haol bagg uv kruncheefud
P …
Peein onna peonies
Queschunnin hyoominz awthorittee
Rippin paypurr stufz 2 shredz
Sayvorin ebbree mowmint
T…
Terrifying teh toylet paypur
Unzipping teh ziplok baggies
Vishuslee attaking teh potted plantz . . .
W . . .
walkin on teh keyboard (while boifrend is using teh pewter)
xtreme stalking of anklols
yodeling at midnite
z.
Zamboni – rydeng wun inz teh howss
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’z awn ur Zamboni, icing ur floarz…
beap … beap … beap …
why is teh zamboni going backwards?
Hmmm … lessee … ifn teh Zamboni mayks uh ice reenk win it goez 4werdz, den duzzit mayk uh swimmin pule win it goez bakwerdz?
Jamming the printer wiv cat toys
Klimbing the kurtains
Lazily lolling
M…
I is allergic to splorts
Gonna have to fite hard against the urge this tiem
(Pulls on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Hoald awn, D.R.! Hep iz teh kumminz!
*gives D.R. some Benadryl*
*shows D.R. some income tax forms*
Dere naow — dat shood keap U frum teh splortin n lergiks
Whew, thanks
U mite awlso nead dis: *snaaaaap!* pullz 1950′s bafing cap awn D.R. hed. Haz a frill, but (!) itz prittee.
Hay! I can haz wunuv doze?
*Aahz puts 50s bathing cap with frill on head*
Luk — I’z uh Frilled Wizard!!
ai fot you lost your powers!?!
Um … er … ah …
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE LITTLE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!1!
*tries hard not to splort*
Dis gonna be hawd the kyoot iz overflowing.
*shows TJsmommy some income tax forms*
Heer, TJsmommy — dis werkted 4 D.R. — mebbe it wheel werkz 4 U tew!
Whew!! Fankies Aahz that were close.
oh oh *waddlols off tu ty bootek furr anudder 50′s baffing cap* Snaaaapppp! putz on TJMommy’s hed to be eggrstra schure. *extends floofy paw ob frenship to tjm*
*shakes floofy paw*
nice to meetchu and fankies fur the baffing caps you saved me aifinkso.
Ma kitteh laiks tu eet tisshews laik dis. Ai hab tu keep de bokses upsydedaown oar she wud eet dem awl! Napkins tu! Mah weerd kitteh iz weerd
My TJ likes to use rolls of paper towels as a scratching post!!
Myne otter kitteh duz dat tu!!! Woe tu ennee roll dat fawls onna floor…
Momcat keeps a roll by hur chayre in teh libing ruum (moastlee fur wipin teh kidlet’s nose – ’cause teh kidlet waysts too much box kleenex if given teh chance). Squeak attackified it last nite.
Luckilee, we wuz there to jentlee (read: toss a sawftee throw pillow in himz direkshun) discourage him frum shreddin teh TP.
sownds kyoot
untyl u needz a tisshew adn dey awl be in teene tiinee peeces….:oops:
As lawng as teh boyfren duzzint inhayl, he mite be OK . . . *snikker*
LOL LO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOOL SOL!!!!!!