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Nomnomnom!
Beddur dan bombombom
But nawt neerly as gud as bon-bon!
I eetz terroristz 4 brekfust
Adn armeez foar luncsh!
Con-CAT-enayshunz, anni!! U leedz teh 4-wai brayd! Breeng owt teh Rumba R2′s 4 U!
Dansin droyds! Dat is teh kyootest fing ebber!
*brings out tee an cawffee and hot koko in star wars cups and banananan cocomonut cuppie cakes on star wars playts. arranges in all on da boofay tablol wif star wars napkins and r2-feemed bendy straws*
mai da frosting b wiff u.
Thx Aahz! Dat’s clebber!
i now declare this thread, HIJACKED
Antee-terror kitteh
Gummy noms!
adn with Chardonnay, yet!
Klassy kitteh has noms adn drinkees!
Run away!!!!1!!!!!
cheezes! its a GIANT lyon!
GMTA, sorta!
Yu shure? If it’s lyon, den it’s sumfing else.
Kumz bak n I wheel tawnt U uh sekkund tym!
Montee Pie thon! Yay!
an den yew… reeleese da TIGGER! nawt only duz tigger dispatch teh nawty soldierz, but he also eetz teh razzleberries!
Cheezes Twice! Itza panfurr!!! Geddin teh tank!!!!!!
Ai shoor hoaps itz nawt a plastik tank!
Ai shoor hoaps itz nawt loaded wiff plastik explosives!
aaawwww! *snorgles panfurr**
tahtz nawt teh kynd uv awwww tehy hadded in mynd, aifinkso … LOLZ.
– oar r u praktissen teh konsept uv keapen yur frendz kloas and yur emmennees kloastur?
yabbut doan yu hazza wurried taht teh bigbig wunz myt wantu snorglol u bak??
Ur leetlol plasteek peestlols doan skayr meh!
*wipes face*
Hay! I axed for teh news, not teh weathers!
Brayking nooz:
Peppurd pussykat prepayrs prompt paynful punishment ob perpetraturz.
Anti-myssil enstulashun kitteh!
aiz down, bring in da reserved kittahs
Fyte kittehs wiff kittehs? Bring it awn!
da fite wil b obber soon.
kittehz knead der napz nao. piece returnz 2 cheezeland. zzzzzzzzzz
plthxbi
2 hour cease fire
yerwelcumbi
kitteh sezz … ” Afftur mai nappz … Ay’ll bik bakkzzzZZZzzz”
Medic!!
Flea punny hoomins!
Katzilla ar hear!
Re-treat bakk tu teh flee sirkus!
Bambi beddur run awlsew…
.
Uh oh, tew layt!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2537799168
needz reeinforcmentz!
our tu sheef veppuns are shock and gnaw… and shredd…
our free sheef veppuns are shock and gnaw and shredd… and pownce…
no wun eggspekts the kitteh inkweesishun!!
an bunneh kick…
adn hedbat … adn eerbyt …
Sew!! Hour free..noe, ate sheef veppuns are shock, gnaw, shredd, pownce, bunneh kick, hedbat, eerbyt adn an awlmoast fan attik awl devowshun tu teh Muuuu……
adn hedlock sommersaltz…
ROFLPIMP!!!
*goes lukking for shamwow*
*hands Gammakitteh a flannik*
ai donut fink a shamwow will be enuff…
8)
adn batbatbat teh emmenee weif teh poyntee edns azzif tehy wurr toies oar sumfin
… adn teh moast imp poar tent weppin uv awl – teh Butt(!!) Wigglol uv Deth!!
oopz – mai soarses telz mih ai has miss spoak – tizz teh Butt(!!) Wigglol uv Doom … ai hazza shaymed uv maiselv …
U haz sorserers?? Duz dey hab poshunz?
adn liddlol poyntee hatz
Adn teh staffs aifinkso.
Whu bi awn the staffs U ask?
Accountint
Bat catchur
Cat feedur
D…
duer uv dastarly deedz
exocyst
flame thrower
G….
Goat tendererer
Herbalist
Injektimikayshuner
Jureeriggur
K…
Klingawnz
Lyon taymer
Mawnstur mashurs
Nawtee kittehs
O…
Ordererer ob ingreedients
Poshun maykerer
Qween appeezerer
Roab repayrerer
S…
Grayv diggur
Hex putter-onner
Insints berner
J…
Hao duz dat happin?
Aftur haff-an-ower, we poasts at teh saym momint!
souljers nawt fud, souljers (well, moastlee!) r frenz!
AWK!! Izz inbayshun uv lteh liddlol grean mennz – butt(!!) nawt tu wurriez – Kitteh wyl sayv usz!
…foar dezzert!
ai kan bih cannoli?
Green Awrmmee Menz amz
suppoazzd 2 beez GREEN! Nawt Sand
Cullurr oarz Kakkee!!
Awrmmee Menz habz no chanss
aggentz KittehZilla! Dayz
justz doantz knoez itz yetz!!!
Awrmmee Menz wentz froo T3h
CatzNip Swawmmp 2 getz wayrz dayz
am! Nawt a wyze moob!
KittehZilla willz
proateekz hurz Beeg Bawkz 4tress
frum awll Invaydurrz!!
KittehZilla feelz
lyke Agness Moarhedd fyteengz
wyndz~upz toy Marrshunnz!!!
Jack.
Iz not nice to foolz Mudder Naytur!!
You see these stripes, Soldier? Then saloot!
Ohai, lcb!
Bawrz, Oak leevz, Eegillz
andz Stawrz get Salootz. Lawtza
strypz raytz lowdz “Sarjennt!”
Oarz ‘Cheef’ in T3h Naybee.
Sarjenntz andz Cheefz runz t3h show
andz getz no credditt!
Sarjennt andz Cheef amz
t3h bessetst! Getz 2 teetch andz
awllso yellz alawtz!!!
Jack.
OIC. Thx.
I’ll change it to:
U see these stripes, Soldier? THEN GET IN MY BELLY!
Better?
Ohai, lbc:
“Getz In Mah Belleh!”
amz mutch bettah. Sarjenntz anz
Cheefz needz nurrisshmentz!
Pryvittz andz Seemenz
needz moateevayshunn. Feer ubz
beezeengz ‘Nom’d amz gud!!
Awffissurrz reelye
awn Sarjenntz andz Cheefz 2 getz
jawb dun purr~fekktlee!!!
Jack.
PS: OIC
awllso meenz Awffissurr In
Chawrjj witch amz kwyte kewl!
An teh kwarteh dek; teh kwarteh dek get a saloot in teh Nayvee, in TTI at leest. Dunno wy.
Ohai, ambercat!
U amz kwyte correkkt!
Kwarturr Dekk amz wayrz
Saylurrz Salootz t3h Ship wenz
dayz boardz oarz leebz!
i can has lotsa learning stuff at ICHC. yup. fangs.
This is a test of the emergency blooness system…This is only a test.
Doh! Fail.
izzit lyk an ayr rayd dryll?? Duz wih has tu duk and kuvver?
*exaspirated sigh*
Is Canadjian goose and cover. Hmph.
ROFLPIMP! Enneebuddee gawtz an spair shamwow?
*pikz up troll mask and puttifyingz it on*
Tu b tek niklolly correct, it b a Canada Goose. Adn deh Cananda gooseez am awlwayz tek nikloly correct.
*takez off mask and throwwingz it on deh grownd.*
Phew! dat am stinkee!!
wel, atzleest teihr aym izz tek nikloly kerrekt – wenz tehy reddee, aym, fyrez astz mai kar! Tehy nebbernebber misz. Razzafrazzin gooses.
Hey, didn’t anybody notice it’snot a duck? sheesh.
heres teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Fredsmom, nala08, an becaburger an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i hazz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n butter yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen they bownse, plastic zombie vs. troll army guys, kandee, an sparkly smilie-face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Hippo burdiez Nala08!!
an Fredsmom !
n becaburger!
*setts zombie armi upp acros frum trowel armi*
*zombiez deeploi bownzie bawl intu da trowels*
luk awai chilluns…dis wil nawt bee plesint
“OMG!!!” “Om nom nom!”
yur blooie agin!!!
tho et doan taik me noewear….
hmmph…
ohai peejay…. yu can haz typo!
da wurd username haz too n’s
Thanks, willy boy! I retyped it and got back to where I can’t say anything again..Oh well..I’ll try again sometime.
Adn u needs tu has a dot between teh mine adn teh icanhas.
AP iz rite! tri dat peejay
*Pouts* Nawt care abowt bloo anymore. How can you see?
yu meen hao kin sea wut linkee needs?
holds kursur ober AP’s bloo naim den look et da lowwur left cornur ob yur browsur (et leest awn fierfaux) an yu kin sea wut hims linkee iz.
*hans peejay sum yumy fudjy burfday caek frum da burfdai fairy*
Oh, I can see! It’s a miriclol! *Noms fudjy burfday caek*
it wurks!!!!!!
hooray!!!
Anyone know this cat? What kind is it? Love the face!
That is a brown mackerel tabby American shorthair. I used to have two of them in my house.
I thought maybe he was, but his sides looked spotty.
thats the Call of Duty level we all wanna see.
you have no weapons, your knife is blunt. you must much your way through the OpFor