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Juss cawl me saint kitteh!
what a beatific face dis kitteh can has!
*pulls gardening glove on taupe o head to protect from teh splortage*
how bout we can has teh Salsa Chip Monks come in to celebrate?
O yesh pleez.
*woches chip monks moobing intu persishun*
Kitteh’s iez lukking rite fru me. Iz berry endeering.
exsusify for mi igno… inar…. unknowwing… but wat is teh splortage?
Deer Natasha, teh kittehs be so busy cavortin they never anserd yew! Splortage be deh fawlout frum menni-menni splodin braynes, ushully frum teh tew-mush kewtness. As in ” O noes! deh kewtnwss be makin my braynes splode!” *SPLORT*
… to be followd by sum sorta itty bitty kleenup kuhmitty.
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Tank-yews fer teh explanin!
Mmmm…. virtue. NOM.
hay! is a virchew to share…
*chews awn dat eye-dee-uh*
Leave me my virtue
And I won’t hirtue
Um … my virtue got lostified sum tiem in teh 80′s. Ai donut fink a kitteh had ennyfing to do wiffit, tho.
Oooh! I has a idear! Let’s use teh hot tub time machine thingy and go back to teh 80s and find ur virtue!
Who’s with us?
Well — ai noe who tayked it (an heez a Facebook frend). Ai rillee duzzint wannit bak. Far moar trubblol den itz werf, aifinkso.
OIC, u mean THAT virtue. Well, we could go back anyways and see whut there is to see! And we can stock up on Pepsi Free and other stuffs.
Could we maybe make a stop in 1981 or 1982 & pick up some Aspen soda? I’m still bummed that it’s no longer available.
Ohai, wile ur in trabellin, cud u stop by c. 2000 an pikk up a Zip drive fur meh? Ai can haz a file onna Zip disk dat ai wud liek tu put onna CD or sumfin moer aksessabl!
*sigh* Makes time-shopping list.
Anybuddy else? Bueller?
going bak tu deh 80s?? shud wii awl get mullets??
Aor sholder padz? disco ballz??
Sholder padz? Yesh, plz. Dey tayks attenshuns away frum teh b00bular area & ai kin yooz dat. *nods*
Hmm. *ponders* If we go bak to teh 80s, can ai switch owt mah figyur fur teh wun ai had bak den? *haz a hoapful*
This will be teh first time we test out teh hot tub time masheen, so who knows whut we can and cannot does?
or reely big hair?
Polyester pant suits??
Dat wuz moar 70s, aifinkso.
I think ur thinking of teh 70s. And it is most def NOT safe to go there. *shudders*
hawt roallurz! OMCC!!
an rahrahrahrah skurts an piksie boots!
adn showldurr-durstuu eerengz … adn anklol sokkz tu wair wif ohai heelz …
showldurr-dusturr eerengz … stoopy fingrrrz – ai jsut waschifieded tehm and ai kanawt du ennefing wiffem … speshullolee tipe … speshillolee inz teh lolspeak!
Ixnay on teh ulletsmay. Srsly.
butt! MacGyver reely rocked a mullet!
Yabbut he cutted it hisself wif a Swiss army knife. If u can does that and look just as fabulous then u go ahead.
but, but, but, it b bizznizz in deh frunt, party in deh back!
IRL i fink dhey b deh ULGY!!
oar funny, depending on hoo b wairing it.
ebree thyme aifinkso abowt sumwun wareng a mullut, aifinkso uv Sillee Ray Virus …. EEEEWWW!
We havva fish in Aus cawld a mullet.
OMG. Back when teh Eric Clappity’s “Tears in Heaven” beated “Achy Brakey Hart” for teh Grammy, I heared some lady saying all mad and stuff, “Billy Ray was teh robbed! Eric only winned because his son died.”
Yeah. THAT’s why. Hmph.
*sarcastic voyse on* Oh yes, adn getting deh Grammy wuz sooo werth it.
EERWURM!!!! Muahahahahahaha!
taht wuz sum seereus mullet!
nawt EEBUN goen neer taht wun!! Noap, nawt gawna duu itz – taht wuddint’z bea a neerwurm, it’z wuud bea a eer annakonduh!!
*runzfarawaewiffakwiknes adn stikz inz eggstraw strenf eerpluggseses*
o c’mon….clik awn it….u kno u want tew….
The norwegian expresshun (translated here for ur konbeeniunce…) is czech hockey cut…
we can has a nohai opinun of boaf hokkee players frum eesturn yurupeen countree…
Hmmmm. Stufs tu bring bakk frum teh 80s:
Amadeus
Beef (where is it?)
Cosby Show
D…
U not needz speshul hottub for mullets or shuldrpadz. I livez wher deh mullets nebber went outa style, and shouldrpadz, happenz I stockpiled! We gotx enuff to goes around aifinkso! infack aiknoso!
Ok, everybuddy get in teh hot tub. We is headed for 1985. Plz to use teh facilities before u get in teh tub. If u has a “accident” *in* teh tub, it could throw us way off coarse.
okai! *slips into swimsuit and hops intew tub*
*hands out fruttee drinks*
*Jumpz in hot tub.*
OUCH!! wern’t u sposed tu put water in it??
MEDIC!!! i think I sprayned mai anklol!!
Jus haz anuzzer fruttee drink or elebenty. Ur anklol will nawt be sprayned wen we get to the 80s, aifinkso.
*hops in hawt tub* Wearz teh bubblolz?
*runs off to teh
liddurbawkslittlol gurls’ ruum**runs bak & jumps into teh hawt tub*
*puts on Billboard Top Hits: 1985*
Loverboy (Billy Ocean)
Shout (Tears for Fears)
The Heat is On (Glenn Frey)
Broken Wings (Mr. Mister)
Miami Vice Theme (Jan Hammer)
Oh Sheila (Ready for the World)
We Built This City (Starship)
The Power of Love (Huey Lewis & the News)
Can’t Fight This Feeling (REO Speedwagon)
St Elmo’s Fire (John Parr)
Yesh. Ai iz muziklee stuk in teh 80s. Y u ask?
luv teh soundtrak!
Very gud soundtrack!!!
*cranks up teh volume*
*starts the vcr and plays The breakfast club*
*VCR flashes 12:00*
Ok. Everybuddy reddy? Here we goes!
*bubblolpopfizzzswirlBZZZTTTbubblolbubblolfizz*
Here we is. Right in teh middlol of teh USA for Africa consert. Remember where we parked and let’s meet back here in *checks watch* 1988.
Um. Free yeerz frum nao? Ai iz supposed to be hoam to watch Survivor wif Momcat dis eebning.
We has a time masheen! U’ll get back before u even left. Silly.
wii left silly?? I thot wii brotted silly wif us. *wanders off intu deh 80z wif a confuzzloled.*
*picks up a lamp*
Diogenes? … Aladdinininin? … lava????
Diogenes!!! Yay!! u gotted it!!!! I b looking fur an onnest man!! Onnesty b a virtue!!!
O honey, I plawd yer indust- try n ebreefing, but you iz definatelee lukin fer deh hones man in entire-lee teh rong decadade!!!
Oh — well, then. Let’s see. What shall I do?
April 1985 would put me near the end of 11th grade. I really should have printed out a list of notable occurrences in 1985. I might have been able to save some lives.
*snaps back into fun mode*
Wheeee! I’m gonna go sing with my high school Madrigal group!
*heads off to Paris for grad school, this time wif my present-day salary and savvy*
Bonjour, les pompiers! Comment ça va?
Ils sont, peut-etre, les pompiers nus?
Un moment, s’il te plaît.
O, pompiers? Vous pourriez me joindre dans mon boudoir pour un petit moment?
*la musique de hold*
Ok. Maintenant ils sont nus. Sers-toi!
o.O
des pompiers parisiens tous nus!!!
oh le grand lamantin!!!
Quelle bonne idée!
*laminates nakey fronsch firemans*
excellent – on pourra les garder en condition de menthe!!
Et maintenon je vais a la Grange Mechante. Au’voir!
*suit Italiana a la grange…*
Share??? *ponders eyedia* Noep. Kittehs nawt noe taht werd.
iz youshu-ullee nommee tew!
Itz nommy!
Espeshullee if yu is awn teh moral ohai grownd!
vir chew.
elebenty kitteh vir chews:
A nom and a nom
Birchually eliminate teh roe dents
Casually casualtyfy teh ver minz
D…
Deadify deh duckies
Eat eat eat the whatever begins with e
Fedd self houyrly
G…
(Eels, Q?)
Grillify teh gold fishies
Hammering teh hammy sters
Icifilify teh Indyan Minah berds
J…
Joosify teh frootz
Killify teh kipperz
Lik teh lemming mirayng pi
M…
Minnse teh mowssies
Nom ebbreefing nommilishus
Omnomnomnomnomnom
Poach teh puppehs
Q …
quichifies teh quails
roasts teh ROUSs
sears teh seals
toasts teh tigers
U…
Qwiklee eet teh qwails
Rappidlee skwish teh red robbinz
Snap up awl teh schnappers
Terrifie an tawment teh tadpoels
U…
Munch deh munchablolz
Nom deh nommeez
Opun Sez a mii
P……
O very gud.
oh, i eatz up teh comple mints! nomnomnom.
Iz yummy
den ai horks it up sew u kan fynd it tew. sharing iz caring u kno!
Izzn kitteh teh sweetist littlol fing??
fynd it in yer shu.
A vurtual vittle
Ai sea teh reskew waz satisfaktery. U unsplortid nao.
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Cheezcake frum birfday fairy’s buffay in da brakerum!
yay!
*taiks GreyHoundMom’s hand an skips awf tew teh brakerum*
yeah! **hands out choklit cayke and cold milk**
mmmm .. cheezecaek and chonklit caek … adn chonklit cheezecaek! Adn coald chonklit mylolk! Teh paws taht reefreshizz!
Fankies, GHM.
Izzint it innerestin hao sum pplz jus hasta try to bring uvver pplz down in order to maek demselves feel important or sumfin? Weerd — cuz normul pplz treet uvvers liek dey liek to be treeted.
Mebbe kitteh shud nawt eet virchew dat kud go to
trollsinconsiderat pplz.And, ob corse, tehy is hoystin tehmselfs bai tehre oen pettard bai maekin teh comments bowt hao foolish enneewun hoo maeks comments is….!
*wunderz just wut a pet ard am* hmmm… a pet aard vark?
*whisperz* It’s a small ‘splosib cawld affer brakin wind!
lol.. mii dadcat lubbed da expreccion: hoisted onna himz own pettard.
fanks, dat makez mii smilez an fink ob mii dad.
ht tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petard
vurchew…it haz a flavur.
tasteses liek toona.
WANT!1!
*hed up*
sumwun sai TOONA? wer??
Shhhhhh! don’t yell
like that!
a faint rumble is heard….
closer and closer….
the ground shakes…..
suddenly a huge herd of kittehs and goggies and huge manatees swarm brainfire and jk2kitteh looking for tuna…..
eeeeeeeeeee…..runn 4 ur 9 livez. wii iz aboutz 2 b trampeled. kareful nao. donut tripz.
sumbuddee menshun donutz??!! WANT!!
Donut tripz??? am wii gonna go over Donut Pass?? I lubz mii a trip inna mountingz!!
Ai will be in teh NB if ennywun needz meh.
iz dat wear da hot tubz iz?
*grabz towlez an followz nightyshayde in2 da NB* wowie itz hot an steemi in da nb todai.
Izzint it awlwaiz?
Plz tu go inna tyme masheene too?
otay, otay!1! ai shareses teh toona vurchew wid eberywun!
*surves toona sammiches, toona catsarolle, toona-onna-stik, n toona milky shakez*
dere, duz eberywun hab sumfing 2 nom n slurp?
Earnest kitteh
is earnest
*offers toona out of respect*
Bean Ernest is berree imp o’tant – Oscar Wilde ses so!
I lubz deh Oscar Wilde. him b hilly air ee us tu reedifying. *nods*
Eeether tohse curtains go or AI DO!!! (hai amber & cween!)
AIm for the moon! If you miss you’ll still be amongst the stars!
Ai kan cee ded mowssies …
(… adn tehn ai eetz tehm.)
kitteh luuks bery karing and koncerned…he wants tew kno haow taht maiks u FEEL….
♥ ♫♪♪♫ I feel .. Pritty!! Oh, so PRITTY!! ♫♪♪♫
… foar a smawl fee uv an hunnerd kanz uv gushifud anowwur …
!!! hungri !!!
butt (!) nawt reelee. jus kydding.
Om nom nom–MORAL EXCELLENCE!!!
nom nom nom
yep berri gud morrels (da mushrum kind ob korse).
Rememememeburr…vurchew iz its own reeward.
virtue… tahts teh same az mowsies, rite?
Virtue, vermin. Whut’s teh difference?
irchoo teh one dat DUZZNT pee on itself an den drag its butt to keep trak ob were its been.
imeen virchoo not irchoo. Irchoo eben moar dizgustin.
kitteh eetid awl mai payshunts.